Tinubu I see what u did there.

U brought us to the least low, and started compensating in bit just for it to seem u are working.

Just like someone owing 5k, borrowing another 50k making it a total of 55k only to pay back in bits to offset the debt.

Bunch of clowna in FG.

sylve11:


Think before you talk.

Have they not been killing our military/paramilitary men in the north before?

You guys will just be typing nonsense because of likes.

Except for a mutiny have dey ever been a HIT on,
1 Lt col, 3 majors, 2 staff sargent, 3 Sargent?

Epl, spending time with friends.

In anything u do as a man, avoid short ladies....

Things dey happen, pls stop these incessant killing of our armed forces, delta state has open a new chapter of killing.

Let's stop these killing, we the citizens are not happy on how FG is running the affairs of the country, but it's a loss loss for us to kill our armed men, assigned to protect us.

Newswriter:
who said God is not wonderful.
Hope it crashes further than experts predicted

Y do we Nigerians loves suffering and smiling, under the space of 6months the naira lost its value exponentially, none called for protest, none called for the head of the president or cbn governor.

The yoruba were singing "God will make a way".
The igbos were chanting "Nsogbo, Nsogbo".
The hausa were trying to stay alive.
The south south, full time bunkering.

It's a pity

In school one of my homeboy just bought a car, we were 3 in the car I was in the back seat cruising along bank road Owerri, all of a sudden a SARS hilux double cross us,
Come down shouted the jnr officer, we all came down, I wasn't really scared cos I had my ID cards with me,
Where is your drivers license and other car documents requested the officer, my homeboy showed them all, he bought the Toyota camry in him mother's name, them cudnt kind anything against us, so they switch tactics,
Then goes the killer question, there is your tinted glass permit, homeboy was tryan to explain with no evidence, nest thing was a resounding slap, having all 3 of us panicking, he stylishly signal me to remove the key from the ignition, which I did and disembarked. I took a bus straight down to my hostel,
After like 3jrs I saw the same hilux, driving to our hostel, fortunately I had the car keys with me, Naso I fling the keg to the SARS officers, jump fence escape. After 2 days my guys were released they spend over 200k, cos the officers accused them of being cult members.

This guy is corn fused

Eye service

Asonaijaaso:
The real Nnamdi Kanu is not the one in Jail
Thats the clone, He was cloned during Buhari's administration.
This one is from Sudan.
if you look at his ear, you will notice that one is slightly smaller than the other.
Also this one has a small scar on his left left leg.

This one is Mazi Nnamdi kanu el-sudan. He is from the zoo. Let the clone remain in jail.

The real one is still free in Biafra.

Look closely at his ear you will know that this clone has a short and blunt ears, while the real NK has a long and pointy ears.

This one is namadu kairu from Cameroun

enemyofprogress:

With no thought in me, u are indeed the enemyofprogress

Good01:




"On September 7, 2023, at approximately 2030hrs, the Officer in Charge of Fadan Kamanta, Zonkwa, alerted authorities of a distressing situation at St. Raphael Catholic Church, Kamantan, where suspected kidnappers had launched an attack. Despite the urgency of the situation, police operatives, in collaboration with military personnel, swiftly mobilised to the scene.

Regrettably, the suspects had already set ablaze the priest’s residence before the arrival of the security personnel. Despite the valiant efforts, one seminarian, Stephen Naaman, tragically lost his life in the inferno and property worth millions of naira, including a Honda vehicle and a motorcycle, were consumed by the fire.

“Due to diligence and the tireless pursuit of the issue by the police, on March 22, 2024, one Yakubu Saidu, the alleged mastermind and leader of the notorious kidnapping gang, was apprehended and he confessed to his involvement in the heinous crime.”

He stated that the state Commissioner of Police commended the police operatives for the swift and effective response to the distress call.

“Their dedication and bravery are a testament to their commitment to protecting the lives and property of the citizens of Kaduna State.”

The police spokesman also reassured the public of the command’s unwavering resolve to combat crime and ensure the safety and security of all residents in the state.

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The above comment does no way portray the ethics and modus operandi of NPF.

This is defamation nah.

immortalcrown:
"Tinubu will handle the economy, Shettima will handle security."

I now think the "handling" means to worsen things, not to solve the problems.

The terrorism could happen in any regime. But the hypocrisy of Nigeria and the media makes the difference. GEJ remains the only president that made a significant progress against terrorism. But because he had not yet completely stopped terrorism, the media and many Nigerians turned against him and gave an assurance that APC would end terrorism in 3 months.

Should I also talk about how the military and the government react differently when unknown gunmen strike in the East? When will there be python dance in the North against Boko? The death of some soldiers in Delta State has claimed the lives of innocent young people. But many soldiers are slain in the North almost every time. Double standards will facilitate the end of Nigeria.

Even in 2022 election when some people pointed out that BAT's running mate is not a good choice, sycophants asserted that the running mate is the best choice for security purposes.

Easy comrade easy, b4, resident zombies and pigs come for your head, they don't ever want to hear the truth, GEJ was bullied, abused, was a victim of social media propaganda, yet he relinquished power in a very peaceful manner, even when his oppositions were prepping for war, he showed them the true definition of democracy.
May you live long GEJ.

Sh*ty statement, just throwing accolade to undeserved people,
What happen to preventive measures, the armed forces are all clustered in the south doing Jesus work going for peace talk while, the north is been ravage by kidnappers and bandits.
We are so unfortunate in this country

Igbos are successful people partly because of this, and igbo man value basic education alot, if you don't know maths how do you calculate your profit margin, net and gross profit.
And South East is one of the most hostile region in Nigeria.

See how close the govern is to the people, even though the state is been ravage by bandits, such empathy give the people hope.
Most southern governors can't try this for fear of assassination

I only use right hand on my steering wheel, cos I don't trust my left hand.

FreeStuffsNG:

Asiwaju Tinubu is not the judiciary. The Judiciary will determine his fate.

All the victims of his violent rhetorics deserve justice. The Federal Government owes those victims justice.

Blah blah blah

Many Nigerians brain are wired to think anti clockwise, that was how one yoruba man in my neighborhood was giving his son of 5years dry gin, until on day the kid ODed on it and started throwing up, food, blood, kid was throwing up his intestine, since then I heard nothing about the kid.

Tits for tats.

It's high time we become inflamable, that was how a lastma official parks his vehicle at alakija underbrigde just at the edge of a bend, greeting a friend, a container trying to negotiate the bend rammed into the last a highlander, other lastma officials went berserk, only to be subdue by the naval personnel controlling traffic.

Useless sets of law enforcers

With the way this country dey go, man no need dey sober again...
If you are sober, u will feel the burns and rotten of the system.

Do what you have to do to escape reality.

Dhjrj

This news is probably false, how on hell did an mod push this to fp

Ebi pawa people stay away from madagasca

VeryWickedMan:
Nominate any moniker you know that can handle my combination.

Lol. Nwaamaikpe might just know the right person

And excuse for omenka not to attend lectures.

Rubbish, nscdc is now doing the work of Nigeria medical council and national orientation agency, when there are kidnappers hiding and lurking on our highways

All these is as a result of those that patronize all these religion con me, if everyone on this earth was like me, na just to dey smoke be high and happy.

I was about doing a business with a man, not until he said, I'm a pastor I will not deceive u, na there I end the deal.

Legal criminals

Daysis are numbered

May god help us