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Sniper101:
In my 200lvl, my crush & friend who was in 300lvl...whom could easily pass for a younger version of Adennu Ade...was writing her carryover exam with my set when a sheet of paper was found on me by an exam supervisor

I felt really awful 😞
Not cos I was caught
But cos she was right there in the hall.

And the worst of it all?
She & her friend were in the supervisor's office
When I went to plead my case.



Omó ehn
That day?
I felt the ground should just open
and swallow me up already

U be simp ohhh, u dey reason girl mata, I no even reason the extra school fee ur mumsy go pay if u get extra year, for school if na my babe go cast me for exam hall, I deny her more, mtchewwwww, u dey use me play. My niggah all man for himself, rely on ur brother more than a b'tch in exam hall, cos a b'tch has multiple ways to bail herself.

tonicyril:
Are u and this tolu still together till date?

As strong as a covalent bond

sharpwriter:

Lol ... wahala department

Computer science

tonicyril:
Please tolu was from which state in SW??

A don laff taya

Dude was from osun state, I love him Wella cos of his die hard attitude, we bonded cos I have this lousy kinda character like a Yoruba guy, I'm from river state by the way.

sharpwriter:

Guy, e sure me say you no sabi book

Even my hod aef no sabo book

Lol

duplexDan:


Lmfao is ENS compulsory now ?, Omo e don tey I leave that dept, is Njoku and Odiari still there ?

Dr Odiare that old man.
Dr Njoku that strict man,
They sud have left,
I left futo 2018,

Big ups my man, my course advicer was Dr Stanley okolie

Another one, my department was one of the most unserious dept in futo, from students to hod, student come 5hours early just to keep seat for friends, we call it formation, our then departmental sec gen, obinna, was already at our exam centre at 5:30am to set formation, for a 9am exam, me and tolu got there by 6am, obinna had sellected the juicy Blindspot for his formation, he claimed over 20seats claiming that, it was for him, his guys and some mercineries, me and tolu wanted to be in the formation but obinna refuse, we beat up obinna before his colleagues came over, las las we still join the formation.

To all futoites and alumni of futo, I hail u guys, so I'm a computer science student, I was down with malaria for the weekend, Monday was ens301, I didn't read, thru the weekend, on the exam day, I carried the textbook into the hall, naso I sit for back dey write word to word from the textbook, with my guy on the lookout, tolu observe background my guy was busy coping from me, within the space of 15mins I've answer 2 outta 5 questions to answer, my course advicer was passing by, I observed him from the window, I quickly made a sudden movement, he suspected foul play, I discharged the textbook, he came over to me stood me up, I vehemently refused asking of my wrong, he seized my booklet, I was furious raising my voice at him, he call on the school security, hod came over, my hod ask me to define something I wrote on my booklet, I blanked out, naso hod tear my booklet and gave me a new one and asked me to sit in front, I started to plea but no mercy, I asked for permission to use the restroom, a security guy followed me, no hope, when I got back to the exam hall, 5mins to go, I deceptively when to seat at the back close to tolu, I copy my guy ehhh, to my surprise tolu didn't even add anything to what he copied from me, what a dunderhead. We both got an E.

"Aminat, who do you think I am?"

She replied,
"You are NwaAmaikpe; the missing apparel of the nàked truth,
The unpredictable reincarnation of a mirage,
The embodiment of a phenom,
The epitome of an illusion,
and yet the personification of a Phantom.
"The one with an erection that not even rigor mortis can give.
and a charm no herbalist can conjure.

"NwaAmaikpe is no Eco; he will rather get drunk on urine than drink limca.
he is no son of Chibuzor,
he hasn't shared his Sweetus with Rita
neither is he the 'Facebook plagiarist'.

"Although he is a worthless sinner, he still recognizes that he is nothing without God yet can be all through him.

"In fact, he is the one who can never fully be known. The one who is still where he is because he hasn't fully realized who he is.

"Some think he is now soft like a limp dick but even the softest of preeks will impregnate a lady."

Sorry for the plagiarism,
I strongly believe u are the same person as the original authur of the words in qoute above,
The method at which ur twist an intelligent story to make it entertaining is awesome. Kudos bro.

Qouta system general

Wahala

Igbo kwenu.

The 5percenters representing more than the 95percenters

Automobile is said to be man's greatest invention, but after atomic bomb, it has the 2nd highest death toll.

A very intolerant religion, there is something about Islam doctrine that makes its followers heywire, and intolerant.

Hmmmm.
Religions of controversy, Christianity and Islam.

A clear case of seek mensis and apply condom

99.99% of Nigerians cannot do this, I for one no fit try am, as them mistakenly transfer the money, I go mistakenly ignore the money for like 3months.

When I go cash out the money, I go celebrate like my birthday.

That does look like the mark of a bee sting, ur arm sud be swollen by now.

Maybe tse-tse fly.

Heavenly and sensational

Up arsenal

Wahala pass money

All these scammers are dumb, in ur replies to kept saying imaginary money, Dumbo cudnt even decode it.

ahnie:

POS na your mate?
E shock me that he didn't see the *imaginary*words I used.

Bobo Chicago don kalculate wetin to do with 10k

VeryWickedMan:
ER units will be working overtime to revive a lot of people next week.

True true,
Unfortunately for those that will jump into lagoon, or off tall buildings our fire fighters are not experienced to save them.

Alabi my guy

Says a theif

PO is loved by many.