₦airaland Forum

Gej hop u are ready for d otueke tinz!

olapluto:
I will advise you to cover your name and number. Are you voting GMB?
I 'heard' Sabon Gari is for GEJ, pls how true is this?

can u read the information on my PVC?

fellas in the house, fraudulent politicians accused us we NLders that we only make loud noise on social media, but we don't have PVC. fellas, i no this can never be true, let prove them wrong, let show them we ve got our PVCs and we are ready 2kick that idiot out of power! here is mine!




#show us urPVC.........here is mine

whistle blown, game over!

Two days later I was relaxing inside when there was a knock on my door and I heard my landlady’s voice asking if I was in.

I opened the door and there she was in the tightest body hug eva and a pair of tracksuit trousers. It was all I could do to keep my eyes off her swollen bosoms.
I managed to close the door partially and hid my disobedient dick behind it.

“I’m going to the gym,” she announced, “but I want you to do me a favour.”
She explained that she had a meeting with some people who wanted her to invest in their business but she didn’t want to go for the meeting alone, could I accompany her?

I won’t have to say anything just sit in and pretend I was her partner. I said I would think about it but she took my hand and pleaded with me to do her this one favour.

I couldn’t believe that was my landlady rubbing my hand and begging. I didn’t know when I said yes and agreed. I needed to get to the bathroom fast and self-service myself silly, but not before watching that huge bubble Bottom rolling seductively as she walked away.

I knew I was in trouble. How was I supposed to stop my dick from misbehaving while sitting in the car with her?

Just a few seconds chat and I could already feel the precum soaking my boxers. I decided that I would have to put on my tight swimming trunks no matter how uncomfortable it got,so that she wouldn't notice when my stubborn Dickson will rise.

On the day of the meeting...
READ MORE (My Delicious LandLady II): http:///1x24muu

MOG1D1:
R.I.P to those killed but...hmmm

[size=18pt]Buhari is back[/size] and [size=18pt]Bokoharam is back[/size], what a coincidence.

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I hope Buhari didn't use the opportunity of visiting U.K to procure arms for his friends in Sambisa. His meetings in UK needs to be made public, did he meet some ISIS rep while recovering from his prostrate cancer?
Am sure there was celebration in Sambisa when the Boko hari leader came back after treating his prostrate cancer.

wetin dis idiot de talk self.....Abeg make we hear word jare

GEJ go straight to OTUEKE neva return

GEJ training for OTUEKE journey tinz! treking no go easy o!

mama P! pls dont speak ill of my GENERAL if u dont want to see my red EYES oo

fayose + FFK= 2 fouls out 160million Nigerian

Pls fellas let have a round of applause for GMB the pples GENERAL. haters will die b4 His excellency GENERAL MOHAMMEDU BUHARI
everyone;; lets turn up!!!

I have decided
#march4BUHARI

eagleeye2:
For the records, I hold no forte for Dame P. Jonathan

Hmmmmm, now i understand, one of GEJ E-warriors bro save ur future, don't because of 5k & sell urself cheap to a desperate politician. 6yrs of a failed government is a enough! 4ur own gud, pls wise up!


#no offence!

ray4life:
@OP seriously your case is worse than I thought.

No qualms, buh...its unfortunate that ur type is a disgrace to people lik us, no doubt, u are 1 of d Gej E-warriors....BTW, get dis clear to ur skull: u guz shud go recruits urself, u will still b nothing but a toothless bull dogs!

#March4Buhari

garrix8:
Mehn, you fall hand sha...

No lele Bro!
js follow me, more is yet 2come

eagleeye2:
Shut it, because you are still committing more grammatical errors.

hmmm Mr. know it all,:Abeg fix d correction. BTW, nufin change d fact that ur clueless MAMA P they repsenting in nairaland community for guyz like us, smiles, laugh& keeping us exited alwaz. can u deny, u didnt laugh?

moderatorr1:
Are you working for English Murder Inc? If you blow this English at the embassy, you will be arrested for verbal terrorism
Now you have seen that English is not easy. Its a second language, even ban ki moon makes bloody mistakes. Its not a measure of intelligence.
When next someone makes mistake in English language, would you now be of good behaviour?

bro,
the erros is a deliberate attempt to pull traffic to thread, i know guy wil tryna correct me, in that, traffic pull wil exist

eagleeye2:
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Op, remove the log in your eyes, before trying to remove the splinter in PEJ's eyes.

bro! nufin on my eyes... BTW ,[b]the ERRORS[/b]is a deliberate attempt to pull traffic 2 d thread!

kessluvall:
You can never know what is happening until you leave ur palatial bliss to the grassroots.

this grammar tooo big 4me o. abeg, brek am to pieces. BTW u are my name sake!

pej addressing crowd during the PDP presidential rally in kaduna, as you all know, pej wouldnt stop amazing us. infact, she could won best comedian of the year, if she practise comedy as a hobby.
this is are latest heat, in the grammarian industry. "my nija people, vote for Goodluck and namadi sambo,.... VOTE FOR CHANGE!" ;Dso PEJ is now campaigning FOR APC

PDP in action

asadike:
What d Bleep! Arrest all north eastern governors and leaders now. It is very glaring that they are all in support of boko haram. Haba! Enough is enough.

sorry dear!!!are u sleeping wen u type dis,? BTW, check & crosscheck wat u typed again.......thks

Prophessor:
your grouchiness is taking it's toll on your medulla oblongata

oafs like you obviously are already decrepit because your congenials are perfidious and lackadaisical

you are at liberty to be discombobulated because your information quotient is deplorably dismal because of disability in your homeostasis

I am also not irascible but I stand for justice and truth

yes Bro its GEJ till 2019

I rest my case

with all d nonsense grammar u put up there, u cant even get a single like oma shee o

Prophessor:
make thunder fire dat your mouth

paid job u are running 4d clueless ever nija will ever produce!

wait lemme ask IFA

exactly wat happns 2 barako Obama, Michel his wife slot her card & pay for him!!!!! soooo, OP that's not a new thing. ur girl can simply pay 4u

NL soon go into exitintion, for d kinda nonsense making d FP

simdam500:
Alarming abi

Blame mod

naso o my broda, i don't think ds MOD knws their rit from wrong!

Advice.....
Seun needs 2change them

another attention seeker loookin 4 SA national cake extension 2 hs ministry.


nijja pple are wiser than all ya predictions
next one joo

asuoka:
I pity your destiny with that trash you just typed

is u that needed 2b pity, a responsible clerick don't dabble into politics. pls wise-up, stop letting urself enslaved in d name of MOG

the kind of topics making FP dis day ehhn? is really alamy

omawuni Aging nice!

msg 2 hr colleagues: get dwn & ur own baby bumbs