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PoliticsRe: Five Benefits Of Fuel Subsidy Removal by keymatt(m): 2:14pm On May 30, 2023
Lyrics269:
IPOB terrorist with their asha.wo wife will not like this
I hope your mandate theif is selling you fuel ⛽ at N50 per liter. Enjoy your temporary President while it lasts. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Five Benefits Of Fuel Subsidy Removal by keymatt(m): 2:12pm On May 30, 2023
Even with a stolen mandate, Tinubu can't govern grin Of course a stolen bread taste like sand in the mouth.
PoliticsRe: Yusuf Datti Joins Peter Obi In Court As Trial Resumes At Tribunal (pics) by keymatt(m): 2:08pm On May 30, 2023
My President cool
No matter how long it takes, Obi will reclaim our stolen mandate. 😎
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: Queue In Port Harcourt (video,pictures) by keymatt(m): 2:06pm On May 30, 2023
Nightwolf1:
Where is Nyesom Wike the election rigger to sell fuel to Jagaban praise singers in PH @ #250 per litre? Reality has set in. grin grin grin

Wike can never be poor in his life. those ones who collected 2k to vote for mad people should brace up for the challenge.

The time has come.🤣🤣
I have shut down the filling station in my custody pending when there is market stability.
Even as a temporary President, Tinubu is already on his way to becoming the worst president that ever emerge out of Africa. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Subsidy: Queue In Port Harcourt (video,pictures) by keymatt(m): 2:04pm On May 30, 2023
It's a lie there's no fuel que anywhere. Supporters of mandate thieves are currently buying fuel ⛽ at N70 per liter.
grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi To Address Nigerians Today At 5pm. by keymatt(m): 3:58pm On May 28, 2023
KingOfIsoko1:
So many people actually believe Obi won the election and Tinubu stole it
Wait and see how mandate theives are disgraced.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi To Address Nigerians Today At 5pm. by keymatt(m): 3:57pm On May 28, 2023
citygarden:
He want to address is followed iPod members not Nigerians because he is not in any elective position. And if he missyarn this time, na straight to DSS sell and join his brother Nnamadi Kanu.
Obi at his present position is billion times better than a theif who call himself President elect.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi To Address Nigerians Today At 5pm. by keymatt(m): 3:56pm On May 28, 2023
My President.


The mandate thief will be disgraced tomorrow by God's grace. 😎
Christianity EtcRe: No Woman Who Has Used Earrings Has Ever Entered Heaven - Pastor Paul Rika by keymatt(m):
Those insulting Pastor Rika for saying the TRUTH should seek for mercy before the wrath of God descend upon them.
Pastor is absolutely right! Those who wear ornaments of any kind including earings will never make heaven. This include hair attachments and even wearing trousers by females is clearly forbidden in the Bible.
Do you know why? Because these items are products from marine kingdoms of Satan. Why do you think there's a high prevalent rate of ladies in marine witchcraft? Worldly attachments. The devil used them to initiate a lot of young girls into witchcraft. That's one of the reasons why a lot of men are seriously going through Hell in their marriage. Their wives are witches.
Pls and Pls stay away from wearing these things and you'll be free of satanic influence.

Modified:
For those asking for evidence, my own pastor who's also a Prophet was taken to heaven three times where God explained to her with deep pain that a lot of women and young ladies are going to hell because of earings and other ornaments. True story.
So pls this message should be taken VERY SERIOUSLY especially by our females folks. Pls I urge you to put off your earnings, hair attachments and trousers. It is far better to get rid of worldly ornaments and make Heaven than to wear them and end up in hell.
Even males are not left out. Doing any hair cut style other than simple uniform haircut will end you one way ticket to hell.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not Sponsoring Apapa, Says Anambra Labour Party Chair by keymatt(m): 10:26pm On May 20, 2023
Tell that to white powder supporters.


Peter Obi will reclaim his stolen mandate 😎
PoliticsRe: I will withdraw Peter obi's petition in court, Okafor by keymatt(m): 10:20pm On May 20, 2023
Go to court! They shouted after stealing his mandate. Now they're running helta skelter sponsoring Babalawos and touts to withdraw Obi's court case. I thought agbado supporters claimed Tinubu won fair and square? grin
No doubt Peter Obi's Petition against Tinubu's selection is giving agbado camp serious sleepness night. 😂

That's why we Obidients are very confident of reclaiming back our stolen mandate. 😎
Propaganda or no Propaganda, Peter Obi will be sworn in as President elect of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬 😎😎😎😎
PoliticsRe: Those Using Lamidi Apapa To Sabotage Labour Party Nigeria Exposed " Surprising" by keymatt(m): 2:38pm On May 18, 2023
Labour Party disowned him.
NLC disown him.
TLC disowned him.
Petroleum Union of Workers disowned him.
Obidients disowned him.

But APC agbado and supporters of mandate thief are behind the Babalawo man.
That tells you that APC Tinubu are the paymasters of Babalawo.
PoliticsRe: Those Using Lamidi Apapa To Sabotage Labour Party Nigeria Exposed " Surprising" by keymatt(m): 2:34pm On May 18, 2023
yarimo:
Obi and his other strangers in LABOUR party must be chase out from the party immediately
Another psychiatric patient on the loose all because of crumbs.
EducationRe: The Bermuda Triangle Mystery by keymatt(m): 1:22pm On May 18, 2023
ruggedtimi:
I don dey watch mystery of Bermuda triangle for discovery channel since 2005. Till now Dem never solve the mystery. So no news
Scientists know the mystery behind Bermuda triangle. They know of the existence of massive hole that drains ocean water, but will deliberately keep it hidden from the public. They know very well that if the public know about the hole 🕳 in Bermuda triangle and the ocean in particular, it will raise more and more questions about the nature of the earth. Yes the earth is not a globe 🌐 as scientologist/God deniers want the world to believe.

The earth is a plain structure supported on foundations with a massive glass dome covering it. Sounds foolish right? Yes, that's how God deniers made it sound through years of lies and indoctrination, but that's the truth.
As they say - truth is stranger than fiction.
The earth is flat.
EducationRe: The Bermuda Triangle Mystery by keymatt(m): 10:38pm On May 17, 2023
Bermuda triangle is simply a location in the ocean where a massive hole drains the waters thereby maintaining water level across the world. Any ship that gets close to it will be sucked into the hole never to be seen again.
PoliticsRe: Mangu Killings: Five Suspects Arrested Over Murder Of ’30’ Plateau Residents by keymatt(m): 7:23pm On May 17, 2023
Fulani is a cursed tribe. Very devilish people.
Soon they'll face the music of their own wickedness.
PhonesRe: What Will Make Someone To Give Another Person This Number Of Missed Calls? Pics) by keymatt(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Yes. How were you able to know?
From the notification area. It's the same with mine, though I use reno2f.

AutosRe: A Good Car For A First Timer Between #1m & #1.2m by keymatt(m): 7:25pm On May 16, 2023
GREATIGB0MAN:
Buy KEKE

and modify it for your needs


Like u can remove the front tire and add extra iron and make it 2 tires


Also u can add a door to it


Boom


U have a car with cheap parts
You should have posted pics of the kind of Keke to support your point.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: The Malpractice In Rivers State Doesn't Change Anything by keymatt(m): 7:10pm On May 16, 2023
Freethinker87:
Reinstate Lagos 964,000 votes to Obi, Rivers 214,000 votes, Benue, Imo, Nasarawa, Kaduna and others, while deducting same from Tinubus padded votes. You'll discover that Tinubu came a distant 3rd, only defeating Kwamkwaso by a slight margin.
This is what abgado supporters don't understand.
We'll reclaim our stolen mandate. 😎
PhonesRe: What Will Make Someone To Give Another Person This Number Of Missed Calls? Pics) by keymatt(m): 7:02pm On May 16, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
What will make someone to give another person this number of missed calls? Na wa! Some people sef. What will make you to give someone this number of missed calls? Thirty something missed calls! This is just for Sunday and this morning oo. I didn't include that of the day before yesterday. Why would someone do that. And the person is still calling even while I was making this post. So, it should be more than 32 now.

What can make you give someone that number of missed calls? What do you think made person to call this number of time just within this period of time ( between Sunday and this morning).




This is what I'm talking about below;



UPDATE! UPDATE!

I finally decided to pick his call after 58 missed calls including some that I declined. We spoke and he was telling me he came to my town on Friday and was calling me but I didn't pick. That he has gone back to his base already.
You're using oppo phone right?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Exposed And Bombarded INEC Chairman In His Speech Today - Just Watch by keymatt(m): 9:06am On May 16, 2023
Christistruth02:
Post Election loss trauma disorder

Did Atiku also steal your mandate by beating you into 3rd place?

Ojukwu and his useless War that achieved nothing but woe and sorrow

inflicted some People with terrible delusions of grandeur and a legacy of Self deceit
That United States President refused to congratulate Tinubu 2 months after his selection by INEC is enough for the whole world to know that Tinubu is no the elected President of Nigeria. 😎

We shall reclaim our stolen mandate 😎
PoliticsRe: Investigation Show 2023 Presidential Election Was Rigged - BBC. Northerners Reac by keymatt(m): 9:02am On May 16, 2023
blacknp:
Well les than 2 weeks left to inauguration, I hope you have already packed your Ghana must go, for your return back to Accra?
Keep deceiving yourself. The thief will return our stolen mandate.
PoliticsRe: Investigation Show 2023 Presidential Election Was Rigged - BBC. Northerners Reac by keymatt(m): 8:46am On May 16, 2023
This is why we're confident the mandate thief will return what he stole to the rightful owners.


We'll reclaim our stolen mandate 😎
PoliticsRe: Presidential Elections 2023: Nigeria Will Have Three 3 Presidents by keymatt(op): 11:26am On May 15, 2023
1nice:
Yes, Peter Obi is the next President of Nigeria after President Buhari: world powers know that, and even Lucifer himself knows that.

If there will be interim President it will be the Minister of foreign affairs of Nigeria: Geoffrey Onyeama as interim President; a Yoruba person or Hausa person or Fulani person can never head interim government of Nigeria instead Nigeria should be without interim government until Peter Obi is sworn in and let it be the 10th Nigeria National Assembly to controls the affairs of the Nigeria people.
It makes sense that Yemi Osinbajo will become interim president because he's the current vice president of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: I Brought Out My Dick Tease Her Clitoris And Swiftly Put It by keymatt(m): 11:14am On May 15, 2023
grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Presidential Elections 2023: Nigeria Will Have Three 3 Presidents by keymatt(op): 11:07am On May 15, 2023
tinsel:
Some of you are annoying with your myopic views of events.
You'll see these events happening before your own eyes. Like I said, bookmark this page.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Elections 2023: Nigeria Will Have Three 3 Presidents by keymatt(op): 10:48am On May 15, 2023
Bookmark this page.
PoliticsPresidential Elections 2023: Nigeria Will Have Three 3 Presidents by keymatt(op):
Jesus Christ GOD Almighty is going to perform a wonder in Nigeria. God will disgrace corrupt politicians and the criminal political structure in the country and pave way for new order in Nigeria.
Number THREE (3) is prophetic in God's work. Jesus Christ raised from the dead after 3 days to put and end to the old order of death and ushered humanity a new order of salvation and everlasting life through Christ. God used the prophetic symbol of the Trinity - GOD THE FATHER - GOD THE WORD/SON - GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT to save mankind from condemnation and death. The same thing is going to happen in Nigeria.

God has heard the cries of his people in Nigeria and he's going to reveal his power in Nigeria's political system.
INEC's deceleration of Bola Tinubu as President elect was allowed by God to fulfill the prophetic mystery. Tinubu was announced president elect on 1st of March 2023. March is the 3rd month of the year and 1st of March is the 3rd day of the week. Tinubu by this order of 3 in the realm of spirit is the first president. Though Tinubu was declared winner by INEC, he is not the winner before the Supreme Judge Jehovah. To further the prophetic mystery of the Trinity, Bola Tinubu will reign as President elect for 3 months.

After 3 months in may 29th, another man will take over power. President Buhari will not hand over to Peter Obi and neither will he hand over to Bola Tinubu. President Buhari will hand over to an interim govt under the leadership of Prof Yemi Osinbajo.
Osinbajo will take over power on May 29th and will reign for a period of 3 months (- Trinity) from 29th May to August. After reigning for 3 months, Osinbajo will do a noble thing. He'll demand for the real presidential election results. From the authentic presidential results it will be discovered that Bola Ahmed Tinubu of APC actually came 3rd. Atiku Abubakar of PDP came 2nd. And Peter Obi of Labour whom INEC claimed came 3rd actually came 1st. By the word of GOD himself and the mystery of Trinity 3, God will wipe away Nigeria's corrupt political order. Number 1 (corrupt political order) will become number 3 and number 3 will become number 1.
By the power of God Almighty number 1 will be crown president. In effect, Yemi Osinbajo, the interim president will hand over to Peter Obi in September 2023 as Nigeria's rightfully elected President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 2023. This mighty feat will not be achieved by Obidients. Neither will it be achieved by Peter Obi himself. It will be achieved by the Spirit of GOD.
Then he answered and spoke unto me, saying, “This is the word of the Lord unto Zerubbabel, saying, ‘Not by might nor by power, but by My Spirit,’ saith the Lord of hosts.
Zechariah 4:6
CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS IN NIGERIA.
1. Bola Tinubu announced President 1st of March 2023 by INEC is the FIRST President. Tinubu will reign as president elect for 3 months. He will never be sworn in on May 29th.

2. Yemi Osinbajo will become interim president on May 29th. He will rule for a period of 3 months. Osinbajo is the 2nd president.

3. The 3rd President will be the person of Peter Obi. He'll take over power in September 2023 to usher in a new Nigeria.

Heaven and earth will pass away but the word of God shall never pass away. God Almighty will do away with the structure of Criminality in Nigeria and pave way for the NEW NIGERIA.
Words of Prophecy from Bishop Desmond.


Remain blessed.
PoliticsRe: Senate President, Speaker Cant Be Of Same Faith- It Fuels Islamisation: Shettima by keymatt(m): 4:24pm On May 13, 2023
But Muslim-Muslim ticket is ok and acceptable? APC gradually showing their real intentions.
Thank God Tinubu will never be sworn in let alone rule Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Shettima: Senate President, Speaker Can’t Be Of Same Faith by keymatt(m): 4:19pm On May 13, 2023
But Muslim-Muslim ticket is acceptable?
Mandate theives Tinubu and Shettima will never rule Nigeria.
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry!! Help Me Choose Between These To Ladies.(pictures) by keymatt(m): 4:03pm On May 13, 2023
XXMML33:
I'm finally ready to settle down and I want to choose between these two women.

Some of you may say I should be mature enough to know who I want but you really need to be in my position to understand how difficult this choice is. Maybe if I explain you will understand.

The first girl satisfies my sexual fantasies. She has a sexy body, big boobs, nice ass and she's very beautiful. The only issue is that she's not very intellectual and loves to party and hang out. But she's a good cook and she respects me and she's a freak in bed. She's smart when it comes to "street" stuff but she can barely hold a deep conversation. She's also very materialistic and enjoys spending money, which is something I don't like..

The second girl is one of the most intelligent women I've come across. I enjoy having conversations with her because she she's well spoken and very intelligent. She's also a masters degree holder and currently employed in a well paid position.

However, the probelm I have with her is that she doesn't know how to dress. She dresses like all these deeper life women and she's very religious. I've told her to dress more sexy but she has become too used to this way of dressing.

She's also not romantic and very boring I'm bed, unlike the first girl. Looks wise she's just average. She doesn't satisfy my fantasies and sometimes when I'm with her I don't get ereçtions and I have to think about the first girl.

As you can see my decision is a hard one to make. It's not like I'm asking you guys to make the choice for me, I just need your advice.

Attached are pictures of the two girls. I edited the faces to protect their identity.
The hand chain 🔗 on the girl in first Pic is a huge marine agent red flag. She will give you hell on earth after marriage.
If I were you, I'll marry the second one.
PoliticsRe: Advice to Tinubu: Don't buy fighter aircraft from the US by keymatt(m): 10:12am On May 13, 2023
Mandate theif buy fighter jet for where? Thieves belong in jail not in govt. cheesy

Tinubu will never smell Aso Rock talk more of being sweared in.

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