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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by keypad1: 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2014

frenzzy: wow it seems like barcelona is back 6:0 against Leon

please did suarez score?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by keypad1: 9:43pm On Aug 18, 2014

irishkez, r u on bbm or whatsapp? Am interested in you. Tanx

Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 9:38pm On Aug 18, 2014

gidjah: VERY TRU MY BRO,let d christians wake up frm their slumber else....

u r correct bro. But our christian leaders are busy collecting tithe without thinking of wat the future of this country will be.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by keypad1: 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2014

IrishKez: Yaay!
With this team, this season is assured

wow...what a beauty. My dear where have you been all my life?
You are beautiful. I wont deny that fact.

Tradelyn come and see ooo.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by keypad1: 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2014

luvola: see beefing

hahaha...change ur ways or else i go follow you drag this thing ooo

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by keypad1: 7:53pm On Aug 18, 2014

luvola: TEAM NEWS

Burnley summer signing Lukas Jutkiewicz could partner Danny Ings up front after impressing in pre-season.

Goalkeeper Tom Heaton is fit after missing several warm-up games with a calf injury.

Chelsea could hand debuts to new trio Cesc Fabregas, Diego Costa and Filipe Luis - and keeper Thibaut Courtois.

The Blues will assess Didier Drogba's knee injury, while several players involved in the latter stages of the World Cup may lack match fitness.
MATCH PREVIEW

This will be a special game but nothing will replicate a memorable, balmy August evening in 2009 that was barmy!

Who will ever forget Robbie Blake's stunning volley versus champions Manchester United that literally shook the stands at Turf Moor to ensure a famous win.

Burnley's ground was a difficult patch on which to gain a result that season - they followed up that win with a victory over Everton and also held Arsenal in December.

However, after losing just once in their opening nine games at Turf Moor they then found the going tough, and won only two more home matches after Christmas.

Sean Dyche has been busy bolstering his squad but his investment is only a small fraction of the spending of Jose Mourinho, who has been quick to address the weakness from last season - a lack of goals.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28735901

na moderator u be? na only you want get all the frontpage topic for epl?
Haba...haba...give us chance small na make we open atleast one thread.
Chelsea never play tonite ooo, u don go open another thread for chelsea against leicester. abeg, i take God beg you, make we do small. Tank u

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Romance › Re: Share Your Broken Heart Experinece! by keypad1: 7:43pm On Aug 18, 2014

oever since i discovered that love is just a name, i exonerate myself from that league of heartbreak.

Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 6:46pm On Aug 18, 2014

iliasaa: I pray that Allah grant brain

stop threatening me with a dead moon-god.
Your use of sorcery and astrology is useless to me.

Allah is arab moon god before the emergence of (deceit)islam.

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Politics › Re: General Patrick Aziza Is Dead by keypad1: 6:19pm On Aug 18, 2014

there is a yorghurt drink that is called aziza.

Rip sha. Greet Abacha when u reach there. Buhari will soon join you.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 6:12pm On Aug 18, 2014

[quote author=kabba7][/quote]almajiri get out! Death to the north!

Romance › Re: 10 Reason Why You Should Wait Until Marriage. by keypad1: 4:52pm On Aug 18, 2014

[quote author=DrPaulB][/quote]please abstain from sex while your fiancee is bleeping so many guys outside.

Goodluck.

As for me, i must sex her, we must sex ourself before marriage.

Romance › Re: NL: Please Help About This Fine Chic by keypad1: 4:46pm On Aug 18, 2014

drajibola: Guy, I agree perfeçtly. I think thats exa tly wah she did.

guy i can boldly tell you that another name for women is deceiver.
Why would a woman lead a man on knowing fully well that the man needs a companion and a lover.
The worst part is that ladies will still use their smelly mouth to say men use them and dump them. Look at the irony here.
In my years of knowing well they all behave the same, old or young, married or single, na the same neutrons dey all of them head.

Guys never you trust women. That woman you so muxh believe in, may poison you to death.

Romance › Re: NL: Please Help About This Fine Chic by keypad1: 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2014

someone once said, married women are using single guys as comfort zone each time they get heartbroken in their marriage, after they settle everytin with their spouse they leave the guys dejected. The worst is that they will not tell you they are married.

When this point was raised many people frowned at the op, now we can see another testimony here.

Bruh, leave the woman alone, next time be wise enuff to decipher if a lady is married or not. Ask her.

And for all the married women here, please mind your business. If your husband make you vex, make you stay one side no come dey disturb single guys like we.

Nonsense!

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Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2014

ChristyG: what is wrong with u useless ibo fools,where was it written that he is from d sw?the story does not ave a reliable source yet,u idi.ots are already running ur gutter mouth.tell me,d boko haram suspects arrested in abia,were dey from d se cos dey were arrested dere.bunch of nitwits,oloshi

Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 4:01pm On Aug 18, 2014

ChristyG: what is wrong with u useless ibo fools,where was it written that he is from d sw?the story does not ave a reliable source yet,u idi.ots are already running ur gutter mouth.tell me,d boko haram suspects arrested in abia,were dey from d se cos dey were arrested dere.bunch of nitwits,oloshi

spineless maggots, ur generation is full of foools. Bastard!.

Fvcking biiitch if you ever quote me, thunder fire you there.

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Phones › Re: Nairaland Frontpage Update Notification App For Blackberry (beta) by keypad1: 2:10pm On Aug 18, 2014

we need the one for Nokia please.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by keypad1: 1:57pm On Aug 18, 2014

after being summoned by their northern counterpart, the sw muslims are about to unleash their own infernoof jihad.

Allahu akbar

fvck boko haram!

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