₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
Any lady who thinks she can impress me on a first date by "putting on make-up" should be ready to go back home disappointed.

And if you manage to fool me on the first date, be ready to join me in a beach the next date we are going for a swim

That is how you will marry the girl and you later realise you don carry watin pass you and na these kind girls no dey gree break-up for relationship

Lmaoo but you know water won't easily wash make up off? I watched a video and the girl was like " do you think I spend hundreds of dollars on makeup and bake my face so water can easily wash it off?" I think you should hand her makeup removing wipes and sit down with her as cleans it all lol

Do you still have the retin a in stock?

IamMissMarvel:
I remember when my dad was alive. He always loved my mum looking fat, cause according to him, it showed its her body his money is going to. (As a Yoruba man).

After his death, my mama respect herself trim down.

Below is a pic of my mum at 50, made up and dolled up.

She's gorgeous

mark3009:
I tried the N25 night browsing yesterday for pulse subscribers. They collected my money but i could not browse for even 20 mins plus it was super slow. Has anyone used it recently and what was your experience. It is beginning to appear like another mtn scam.

I had exactly the same problem. It worked for about 30 minutes and stopped.

Ginaz:
The photo editing is too much, that's not her natural eyes. It's very obvious she edited them. Pls it doesn't suit her one bit.

That's what the snapchat lens does to the eyes. She didn't "edit". If you've seen other people use the flower tiara lens then their eyes must look almost misty and slightly bigger

Dinakas come and see

Those guys are sha fine

She said she heard it from a motivational speaker so it doesn't matter if you read it in a book 5 years ago, the inspirational speaker too could have read it. She sgared with her audience and tonto dike decided to share with us. People just blow everything out of proportion

This is ridiculous

Somebody's mummy has those qualities, yet somebody's daddy laid with them and didn't find them disgusting. Most guys on NL are immature; it sickens me

SANDOSKI:
Nawooooo ...... If na Drake dress like dis, dem go hail am....
Some people go even start to dress like dat....


#SMH



*sips zobo*

You're right. Like when pharell wore shorts to a red carpet event and Nigerian men copied him. Including Jim iyke

wasak:
The guy is fully covered, the girl is almost totally naked. Ladies who wonder why men objectify ladies, that's the exact reason because they make it seem as though it's only their nudity they have to offer.

Men should only objectify the ladies that are dressed that way

I'm not even surprised that guys are always complaining about women that don't have perky boobs anymore but when girls do it, it just baffles me. Bringing a fellow woman down. Don't they (both sexes) remember than their mothers don't have perky boobs anymore? You're indirectly insulting your mothers and your wives and future daughters. Even women on covers of magazines use breast lifters, so stop deceiving yourselves. Some women in their 20s even have saggy boobs and some of you will come and say "this girl is pained that's why she's typing all this" that's one is not my business. Just stop body shaming people cause God that created them is not foolish and you can't create saggy boobs not to talk of perky boobs!

Ada243:
I have strech marks and im not one bit ashamed of it. all wat u have mentioned is pure rubbish! Im very pretty, im not dirty, im a wife, a mother and im not wide! #teamstretchmarksandproud

Ada243 for president

The only way to completely get rid of stretch marks is to do laser surgery. Shea butter will help fade it and some other creams are great too. You can use Shea butter at night coz that's when our skin repairs itself so it'll be more effective. Also stretch marks show when the skin is not firm, if your skin is firm you can have stretch marks and it won't still be visible so try going to the gym or do some workout at home.

nnachukz:
Yes, if she accepts no spending of any nature at all till marriage.

In short, if a girl has sex with you, you'll spend money on her. It's like paying her for sex indirectly... She's a prostitute and don't even know it

HornyTiwa:
Why is the Nigerian population so gullible and sadistic?

Do you know the meaning of diapers at all?

Diapers is not a brand name for baby waste collectibles,its a general name eg PAMPERS is a type of DIAPER..
PAMPERS is a brand.

just like SPAGHETTI is the general name but we have DANGOTE,HONEYWELL etc SPAGHETTI.


must you look for loopholes every where on order to get maximum profits from people's pain?


smh

Lmao when I read this post, I was like where's the op's point coz diapers is the general name. Then I read comments and they were in support, so I started doubting myself sef. I had to check the meaning again before I saw your comment.

Lmao I think the poster has refused to understand that slim doesn't mean bony.

Also he and his friends might like fat girls with big butts and boobs but that is definitely not everyone's preference. So men like thick girls, some like fat, some like slim and some like skinny sef.

Another thing he has refused to understand is that not every slim or skinny girl wears butt pads. Some girls are happy the way they are. And if he's arguing that fat girls are what men prefer with his emphasis on butt pads, then why are women using fat burners, waist trainers and going to the gym? They want to be fit and slim right?

Fact is, @ op you like fat girls, many other guys like fat girls as well but NOT ALL GUYS LIKE FAT GIRLS! So instead of engaging in unnecessary back and forth, understand that one man's food is another man's poison

i can't pick my fav; so I'll list some.
Lisa Folawiyo
Vonne couture
Tiannah styling

International
Rodarte
Tom ford
Valentino

ireneony:
so razz and ugle looking

Olamide should do better

Fortunately it's her music we'll be listening to not her face. And I don't think she looks razz or ugly. And before you ask me what's wrong with my eyes, that's my opinion and what my eyes are seeing and I'm entitled to that

Guys of this generation nawa. They want toned abs, upright boobs yet they want children that'll suckle on those boobs. Too many immature boys running around. Only a few men are out there

charles316:
Squatting can help her legs,butt and give her waistline a good shape. She doesn't just have to loose weight but also develop some parts of her body. I used to see some girls come to the gym I go to,and wonder why they squat. Weeks after,the results are showing. You just have to be patient and enjoy it.

Yeah squats are great. Lunges too. But her arms and legs nko? Plus she'll have to keep working on them if she wants to retain her muscles. That's why I said if she's happy then she should be like that. She doesn't have to stress in order to appear beautiful to the world

HaneefahRN:
Wow! I'm jealous. Mine is just shoulder length and seems to be cutting more these days. How do you treat your hair?

I wash it once every two weeks (or once a week, depending on how I'm feeling). I deep condition once a week. And I use lots of shea butter. I used to use coconut oil but I realised with shea butter my hair doesn't feel dry after several days. Also I spray my hair with water and some oils (coconut, grapeseed oil) if I have braids on

charles316:
Lol. Never said that or implied so. But she can do something about it. Why is it so difficult for Nigerians to take care of their bodies.

She has skinny arms and legs; her tummy is big and her butt is small... There's only so much she can do at the gym. Squats, maybe but how long would she spend trying to build up muscles in her arms and legs? You cannot spot reduce fat so if she's working on her tummy, other parts of her body will get skinnier. She cannot possibly reduce the size of her boobs (except surgically). That's how she was created and maybe she doesn't have to conform to society's definition of beautiful. If she loves her body, great!

arsenal33:
Fashion designer abi TAILOR

There's a difference between the two. But she's a fashion designer and seamstress

Naijasinglegirl:
I’m always making jokes about men in suit who get into fights with conductors for their twenty naira change and I never for once thought I would one day make the list.
The only difference between me and them is, I was not wearing a suit when mine happened and I fought for something lesser, ten naira change.

It was a very sunny afternoon when I flagged a keke from Alaka Estate at Surulere heading towards Ojuelegba. They were two men seated at the back seat and I made the third passenger.
Usually, the fare for this distance is N50 but the keke man said N80 and because I saw a troop of men & women walking out from the estate, I didn’t want them to contend my space with me so I got in without arguments.
Towards Tejuosho, the keke man said, “I hope say you hold change oh.”
I kept mute. I had only a N200 and N1000 note in my bag but I thought N200 was a reasonable denomination. Even if it were not, he should have mentioned it before I got into his keke.

The other passengers alighted along the way. When we got to Ojuelegba, I handed the man the N200 and rather than give me my change, he hissed and started driving towards Surulere as though he was oblivious to my presence in the back-seat. I asked if his head was correct and he parked immediately. Then he hissed again, threw a N100 and a N10 at me in the back-seat and got out of the keke.

Oga, wey my ten naira change?

He eyes turned red as if he washed them with Yoruba stew. He said I dey craze, that he made himself clear before I got inside his keke.

Wait! What is ten naira? I know how many times I have written off amount way higher than that to taxi/keke/okada drivers and sellers generally but I can’t stand when people are rude ontop my own money. I’m usually the first to wave my hand and walk away if I see the driver or conductor making efforts to spilt my money into smaller denominations or if he has a look of empathy on his face but not when I was dealing with a mad man.

That missing ten naira suddenly felt like N1,000,000. To add insult to injury, he brought out two ten naira notes and said he dared me to collect it from him, that yes, he was going to ‘eat’ my money because he bought his fuel from black market.

He walked towards an Iya Basira at the road side and sat down. He was probably a regular of the iya basira cos she served him egusi and eba without questions. All along, I was staring at him with hands on akimbo as he swallowed a ball of eba, one after the other, amazed at how one can be this stupid.
Anger had suddenly overwhelmed me. I felt like I was going to run mad if I didn’t give him a piece of mind. I walked up to him and said, “Since N10 is your problem, N10 will always be your problem till you are 80. Amen!”
I got him there. Yay!
He stood up immediately holding a ball of eba already dunked in soup and started abusing my existence in the typical agbero style.
Me, I was just shouting, “Back to sender! Back to sender!! Back to sender!!!”

I turned around and noticed some passersby were staring at us. Reality suddenly hit me. There I was, fighting for N10 in ojulegba of all places. If it were the bus stop of Banana Island, I wouldn’t be bothered. But Ojulegba? Ojulegba?
Tomorrow fame might meet me from my new novel and the only photos the internet would have of me are the ones taken by passersby on the day I fought at Ojulegba.
Devil be gone!
I composed myself and walked away.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/fought-n10-change/

I had a similar experienc a few years ago. I wanted to pay this taxi man his money only for him to start insulting me that he doesn't have change and he clearly stated that before I entered the car and I said he didn't coz I didn't hear him say such. Then one annoying woman at the back said "aunty he told you" in Yoruba of course and I just went stark raving mad because this woman was fast asleep when I entered this taxi. Her mouth was even wildly open and she had the nerve. Anyway I told the man to find change else I won't give him his money then he started insulting me and calling me a prostitute. And it couldn't have been cause of what I was wearing coz my usual is jeans and top and that day I was even wearing one of those ugly tops with puffed up sleeves(I just finished secondary school sha and I didn't do my own shopping). Anyway I insulted his wife and kids, I said they are the prostitures. Then I got down, told him to pay me my change first else I won't pay him. He was still shouting, I just started walking towards the direction I'll take another taxi to my friends house before this man stopped me and gave me my change. What even pained me was, I was going to pay either 50 naira or 80 and I was holding 200 naira just like you and this driver had change in his pocket to give me coz he didn't get out of his car to look for change and he didn't ask anyone in the back seat.( I was in front)

airmirthd1:
What are the styles that can be done with natural hair

Twist outs, braid outs, flat twists, crochet braids, sleek bun, high puffs, cornrows, crown twist etc. Just check online you'll see others or see pictures of those I listed

lepasharon:
Lol How long is ur hair now?

It's about 2inches away from armpit length and my hair itself is between 8 and 8.5 inches

lepasharon:
Lol How long is ur hair now?

It's about 2inches away from armpit length

lepasharon:
Aiming for waist length hair. My hair is about 12-14 inches

I'm jealous I'm aiming for armpit lenght on my two year nappyversary

lepasharon:
Lol.. 10 strands of relaxed hair. I can't stand to see damaged hair. They need to cut that mess up and start again

Lmao Ikr but they'll rather leave it that way