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vizkiz:


Please I am begging all the ladies in the house. You all have to stop complaining about these stuffs i want to point out now. Cuz it is very obvious in all guys and we hate it whenever you complain too much about them

1. Nail biting: ok, so I bite my nails to keep them short what's the big deal? You don't expect me to always get a blade everytime I want to cut my nails. What if I mistakenly cut myself when watching football or nodding my head to a nice music?

2. Farting before leaving the room: are you kidding me? You want me to hold it down to the bathroom seriously?? Listen up bae, freely I have received, freely I give to thee

3. putting hands in boxers: most times we even do this unconsciouslyn but how this one take concern you now Can't I just touch my junior anymore without you complaining?!!!

Abeg oh, there will be no ME without JUNIOR so let me pet him

3. leaving dirty socks in the basket: you don't expect me to start washing socks everyday do you I do my landries twice every months which is usually on saturdays ok? If I skipped last week saturday, I will make it up next week

4.peeing on the toilet seat: listen up bae, its not like I have 100% control over junior whenever I take a pee at 3am in the midnight! At least I flushed before going back to bed .

5.taking football serious bae, God knows I love you. But please stop disturbing me with your stories whenever Barca is on live!

Guys Add yours...

you forgot playing FIFA15 ,GTA SanAndreas, WWE Immortals, Asphalt8, NFS

why

youngguru23:
The Polytechnic, Ibadan

nice one
welcome to Unilorin JCI
Law Lecture Room4
#meetingplace

blaze2cool:
Guys what can you say about this pics?

How can you describe this tradition ?

I beg make Una Tell me Naija Which way?

see proud bobby.

.. abeg who get Vaseline

youngguru23:
TPI jaycees

wetin be TPI

youngguru23:
Lol

Yep I be jaycees

for which sector??

youngguru23:
Where the Invitation card?

Invite me oh.


Make I come eat

see him mouth like who steal meat for pot of egusi soup; D


you D JCI ni

stevecantrell:
You want to her gist about brezz abi ?
Not from my mouth...go to Cossy's facebook page Perv.

my Vaseline dn finish if not I for ho check cossy pics for FB

IDGAF:
Oh ok! Thank God 4 that......Wish u the best bro!

thanks man

boombay:
maka why??

you know see wetin this OP post... na the 16th dumb thread wey I dn see be that just today


how far with Ambali na. the nigga dn settle you

Sveen:
That's heartlessness, dogs are man best friend and are not meant to be eaten.

that's not the explanation the Ondo man is interested in

stevecantrell:
First of all Zahra is the Arabic name for "Star" or. "Exalted person".

If you ever had a conversation with her, you would immediately know she's so bright and intelligent. Her personality is so down to earth but yet wrapped in certain je ne c'est quoi of sophistication and...

Should I continue ?

was I listening before

I was asking of brest you are here gisting me of star and moon

stevecantrell:
First of all Zahra is the Arabic name for "Star" or. "Exalted person".

If you ever had a conversation with her, you would immediately know she's so bright and intelligent. Her personality is so down to earth but yet wrapped in certain je ne c'est quoi of sophistication and...

Should I continue ?

was I listening before

I was aking of brest ypu are telling me of star

boombay:
khassy of life!

chairman mi..
how your side n

Temmi001:
would there be any need to also patch your hanky?

sure

thanks for the reminder

Yungmilio2:
U wan born pikin for unilorin?

u go soon turn ex na

I D plan wed next two weeks serf ... #StudentMarriage

Sveen:


My pals in Ekiti and osun state university says they do buy dogs for 2k and eat it. While they steal the ones roaming about.

Students can eat anything.

you'll just go for lecture and come back to hear stories that touch...


your dog was jammed by a car.. or they came back and couldn't find it ... meanwhile na them kill am chop ooo


the worst part is they'll use it to cook jellof rice and give you big meat you'll be thinking they like you not knowing that's your dog meat you're eating...



it's after session finish during confession night that you'll start hearing... ejooor chairman mi.. no vex bla bla bla

Kingsley1000:
ur story is unbelievable,how can a sane person be having sex in an open or they just had quickie

you no hear NIGHT CLASS

and BTW CIs faculty D Square shaped so no be open space

Yungmilio2:
nothing change for my portal

ex-student

nothing concern ilorin and you again

olatunde3:
my own self stop today......maybe etisalat don broke

na wa ooo and when I call deir CC

the gal D tell me say E still D on make I reg...

LA click LA run mad

Temmi001:
And even your singlet sef..

yea plus my socks

MrCork:
....serriously...this is gettin very anoyin.. iretatin..and embarasin... I lie?.. u dont belIeve me then juss ask any black female for kiss & see wot happens?.... white wonen will neverr bahave like that!!(REAL TALK).

true talk bro... so annoying ehn... kissing now looks like its only for the BF...like dafuq.. it's just a kiss na

hub123:
Have you ever had a condom break on you during s ex? It’s terrifying. The good news is that it is avoidable in the future, as long as you learned why it happened. Condom bursting, tearing, breaking, ripping can because by a number of things...

Love and sex...

Sometimes, condom fail to give the protection they are worn for – mostly due to the fault of the user.
Most often than not, it is as a result of improper use (wearing) of the condom and , like Wha’anda has severally said, a condom is 98% effective if used well and 0% effective if wrongly used.
It can be terrifying sometimes to find that the condom you are wearing is broken and your sexual safety has been compromised, with possible pregnancy and/or s exually transmitted diseases (STDs).

Have you ever had a condom break on you? It’s terrifying. The good news is that it is avoidable in the future, as long as you learned why it happened.

Condom bursting, tearing, breaking, ripping can because by a number of things:

Expired/wrongly stored – an expired condom or one that was stored in extreme temperatures, left in wallets and places where pressure is applied to it. It weakens and might tear
Air bubble in the condom – if you allow air bubble to remain when wearing the condom, you might have a pressure point that will lead to a tear when thrusting
Too tight – if the condom is too tight, it could tear during sex
Not lubricated – the condom’s material became dry and hot because not enough additional lubricant was added;
Oil-based lube – if you use improvised oil-based lubricant like Vaseline or other petroleum jelly, you could weaken the condom leading to a leak/tear
Wrongly opened – if you opened condom with your teeth, scissors, or a knife you can compromise the integrity and rip it. when you attempt s ex, it is likely to tear further
Hairy vaginal/Penis area – during s ex involving hairy pubic region, there is the possibility that hair strands are pushed in and the continuous friction can tear the condom
continue >>> http://spicyblogz..com/2015/10/9-things-that-can-break-c0ndom-during-s.html

what is condom

fantazia:
many women LOVE being the side chick and don’t even want to get involved with dudes that are single and available.
Why?
#1 They get the dick then the mofo gets up and goes home. No dealing with his snoring or farting all night.
#2 The dick is well trained because he is married. He knows women’s bodies and can deliver sexual satisfaction every time.
#3 The fact that he is committed elsewhere removes his right to talk shit and try to control anything about where the side chick is, who she is with, when she comes home, what she is wearing, etc. Most wives feel obligated to consider their husbands in all those issues.
#4 They give the side chick money and gifts, and never expect anything in return because they’d have to explain it to the wife.
#5 You already know they don’t love you, so there is no need for them to lie about it to get sex. Everything is very straightforward and drama free.
#6 You don’t have to listen to him whining about his needs or his problems and pretend to care like his wife does.

in other news... you are an assistant boyfriend abi

wheesin:
abi..abeg help me curse them on my behalf. used 15gig data..its too small i swear

we gatz protest aswear... and I dn plan download one 2.5G file this night serf

CapitalJHOZ11:
How Many times do you have s*x in a week..because may ex girlfriend broke up with me, saying she likes us having it every time..
in a week she advices me to always have it 15 time or more... i was like " dis girl go kill me oo"
should i run or have that..??
How many do you get in a week..??

WRONG TOPIC

it should have been HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU USE VASELINE IN A WEEK

franzis:
most people get married believing a myth that marriage is a beautiful
box full of all the things they have longed for, companionship, intimacy,
friendship e.t.c. the truth is that marriage at the start is an empty box.
you must put something in before you can take anything out. there is
no love in marriage. love is in people. and people put love in marriage.
there is no romance in marriage. you have to infuse it into your
marriage. a couple must learn the art and form the habit of giving,
loving, serving,praising, of keeping the box full. if you take out more
than you put in, the box will be empty

what exactly is the advice you got

datprincess:
WHO IS A REAL WOMAN?
1. A real woman is supportive. A real woman supports her man through prayers and encouragement. She is always there for her man no matter the condition and some times supports him financially if need be.
2. A real woman is respectful. She respects her man into whether he's rich or not. She sees him as the leader, her shield and best friend. She doesn't nag or shout at her man no matter how livid she is. She feels more protected with his presence.
3. A real woman loves her man completely. Most women are very materialistic but a real woman loves and appreciates her man for who he is and not what he is or possess. She loves him with passion and can do anything to make him happy.
A REAL WOMAN

4. A real woman don't gossip. A real woman can't gossip about her relationship with her friends especially when she has some misunderstanding with her man. Rather, she settles the issue amicably with her man without letting the cat out of the bag.
5. A real woman is patient. A real woman do not pressurise her man either to do or get something for her. She can carry a particular hair for a very long time without bothering her man. She's patient and understanding.
6. A real woman believes in her man. Her man may still be roaming the street looking for a decent job and/or may have little or none to offer but she's never perturbed. She believes completely in her man that some...MORE HERE..http://www.odiongist.com/2015/10/a-real-woman-who-is-real-woman-you.html

perfect lips for BJ

tell that to Genevive or Agbani Darego

olajonzin:
Guyz..i want to kwn wat are crying means..is it b'cos she is a virgin..or..she jst doin dat nt for me to touch her..experience guyz only..mature gels can also contribute

I thought it was 10dumb threads per day... why are we having more than 15 today

igwemoagbo:
OK been dating my BAE faithfully, side chicks free for 2years now...few months ago she started this weird behavior of suspecting me, cos she said her friends says I am way too faithful DAT guys are not saints....so she should watch me closely, OK BAE started this new system of not calling if she wants to visit me, she just shows up, when I call her I am not coming home during nights shifts she goes ahead and call my colleagues at work to confirm if tru or not...have warned here several times....but she continues.... OK fast track to Sunday, I was home..and a female friend from church came visiting....entertained her and she left after 4hours...BAE came in an hour later, saw the juice cups covered with lips stick....but prior to her coming I change to new bed sheets as I cleaned up the house....BAE fummed that I entertained and had sex with someone, noticing I changed the sheets.....I was so angry and till now I asked her to just leave my house...now am just confused is this the kind of lady I now want to marry? Cos I have gone to see her folks already for wedding plans. Should I just continue marriage plans and just wait a little while longer

which advise do you want us to give particularly