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wheesin:
the stuff worked ?

na him I D carry post now serf... but I wan check if E go still work tomorrow cus dem say na huns card for one day and three huns for one week ... if E no roll over I go call their cc curse their destiny

Temmi001:
I faced Maraba.
Going to Enroll as an apprentice tomorrow

learn tailoring and come and help me patch my boxer abeg

there's a word called SUMMARY..


try to know the use of it

vizkiz:
[b]ok, I know lot of people will start typing the obvious memory verse "no girl is ugly" but let me tell you the fact. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PRETTY

So here goes...

1. You Tag 100 People In on a Picture And Still Get 2 Likes, probably from Your Siblings. Mehn, you are so fugly!

2. You Have Competed In three Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five. Aunty take heart, you no fine at all

3. When Your Group Of Girlfriends Wanna take A Picture They Hand Over The phone To You. Its not like they hate you, they don't want the picture to look scary!

4. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus, then you have to do something
about your looks.

5. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your church, they always select you to play the role
of a witch, grandma, vampire or demon but they have never asked you to play the roll of mamiwater. Forget say you get talent, you fit be like witch naturally without make up

6. 75% of girls with names like "sexy/queen/diva/cute/pretty/sugar/bae/mhiz attached to their moniker on Nairaland according to research are usually very

7. 70% of girls that support ChelseaFC are usually ugly. FACT!!!!

9. Ugly girls wont even notice that there is no #8 cos they are so angry with me right now for exposing them.

#10. You always upload pictures with your yansh facing the camera just because you think you have big yansh. I am so sorry aunty, that yansh can not make up for your face! You fugly!

11. If you are always not interested in going out to swim with friends. Aunty I know why, its because you are scared the PAINTs on your face will come off and your true face will be unmasked!

Most of them will avoid this thread like a plague! [/b]

spreads mat oya ladies come and vindicate yourselves


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olamigbemi
remember007

wheesin:
i never check my own..my etisalat ss no work again too

my chatpack jus stop today after two months and na only like 12G I dn use serf.... data cost die aswear... imagine 12G for 150# ... thunder faya etisalat... I go soon port go Airtel serf


I jus go redo social pack for huns card... E D pain me die cus na ma money for roasted yam tomorrow be that ooo

adesegun121:
Hello Admin Kindly post and share this on your blog.. And i need your reader advice, My story goes like this... After days of not blogging because of the lost of my Laptops and other stuff my caring Girlfriend brought this


HP Laptop for me to replace my stolen one LOL, when I open the laptop behold I saw this ancient HP laptop I use 5yrs back Hehehhehe this laptop speaker pass Home theater very loud and very slow in browsing,Most peepz out there know what am Talking about!!!

Now I don't know what to do or how to tell her that I don't like it or I can't make use of it

Whayasay bossess!!!


Please No insult..


Source: http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/10/naija-babes-are-this-cool-you-wont.html


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lalasticlala ishilove

you lucky say she no give you Tommy Boxers serf

ungrateful boy... and to think she spent over 30K and you can't appreciate it shows how much of an ingrate you are #NoOffeinse

tonjeola:
When a man love his wife

Edo winch at work

Ridwan1821:
Reports reaching me now has it that the portal is being updated hence all 200level students have been placed on not in good standing. May I quickly state that there is no need for anxiety and fear as the portal would be updated methodically and simultaneously. In the days ahead the much needed change would be done. Please be calm and patient.

any returning fresher that gets bothered by that should have his head examined except he/she is an introvert

NIGERIA Prison Service killing prisoners and covering it up since 1876



Buhari's fault anyway

stevecantrell:
U don't know what you're missing..

tell me something

PapaNnamdi:
na wrapper dey available oo

oya spread am... abeg who get ewa and bread

Kingsley1000:
thats ridiculous........banging or smooching?

them D smooch with condom

wheesin:
everyone iz not on good standing..na lie down i dey no be standing

be like baba Ojo bus knack ma one leg ooo

Sveen:
Cats are meek creatures, mainly indoors and not capable of harming anyone. But that cannot be said for Dogs.

if anybody from your lodge is from ondo.... FORGET YOUR DOG

Temmi001:
Your name is not On the good standing List. Contact Your Level Adviser. Lol, When I'm heading to 300Lvl.
Stupid school. Igbayi Laaro. Come and give me airtime so I'ld contact him na...
Things are changing. They would update the portal by tomorrow or thereabout. From there, Registration Instruction would be out, and once it's out for stalites, Freshers own would be out too. And Registration Instruction can't be out except with The list. Summarily......''And they Both lived happily ever after.''
before you guys cast stones.

you faced Tanke...

ADMIT IT

Rigiddele:
Nt in gud standing oooo...... I don dey fear ooooo..... Buh i sabi moi gp sha ooooooo.....

TANKE-------->

Lordseyad:
That mean u get one leg for ps, then another leg for Eye n korin.

eyenkorin dn full... I D go Ogbomoso

Yungmilio2:
we thank God
everyfin making Fresh
…
how prep..??
cuz d admission don sure

how your portal

IDGAF:
Boss hi,the only student on NL in ICS I know is Khass.


By the way thanks 4 explaining the implication of it.

NL ICS students;
khassy
Mystolad
Alpet
keyana
johncozzy

LEGITLAYO:
alright doctor... .
Khassy sorry I misconstrued the pic....
Silly me

no p lol

kolage:
c'mon portal is not opening fa. It says
''Sorry, Database Server is not available at the moment. Try again later!"

ypu dn enter Tanke bus be that

MsTIQ:
It is his

you sabi me ni

NOBODYY:
Khassy & co
Does ur portal changing mean our admission list is closer??

sure
twouldnt exceed this week twas why it was already on portal welcoming you back

portal gets updated every Monday so before the next Monday your list would be awt

LEGITLAYO:
boss, I doubt if it is his, and if it is his, then unfortunately he'll be referred to education department and if they can't accept him there, subsequently expelled.. ...
To the best of my knowledge tho....
But Ion think anybody will flaunt facing tanke here...
It's absurd.

it's a normal routine... Every returning fresher's portal looks like that ATM

twould later be updated to either withdrawn or changed to another dept

IDGAF:
Khass hi,is the above portal page yours? If it is,what does it imply please......Probation or no longer a student?

yo its mine

that's a normal thing ... it would later get updated

DaPhilosopher:
Picks popcorn! We they hear...

I get coke... who get mat abeg make we spread enjoy ourselves; D

DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones I'm the man of list. Today I bring to you an interesting topic ' who is losing more'

THE GUY:
this slowpoke sleeps around with girls spending his hard earn money ( which some lose their lives in geting) instead of saving/investing same money for future benefit which his wife and kids can benefit greatly from.
Secondly he loses/waste his sperms which may result in most case low sperm count. Jeopardizing his fatherhood.

VS


THE GIRL :
we all know the routine, she sleeps around with guys for money/material things losing her precious virginity, being tag olosho/harlot/slut by the society. Some engage in abortion losing her womb.
Furthermore making herself a second hand being used by several guys losing the value of her body; her boobs saggy and her pussy loosed. Puting her future marriage in danger because her husband will enjoy her less

Who is losing more with reason?

the lady loses more na


for the guy;
money can always be made
sperm can always be regained using peak milk


for the ladies
can you regain virginity
can you regain your womb
can you make an obedient bobby proud again

mawetoritse:
Actress, Mercy Aigbe is celebrating her husband as he turned 50 year old today. The actress took to gift him with a cake full of what he loves most. He's an Arsenal football club fan and is the Alomo Bitters I'm seeing? Lol. Its creative and lovely.

http://www.maweprosperblog.com/2015/10/actress-mercy-aigbe-gifts-her-hubby.html

ALOMO for poor men

ORIJIN for classy men

TechLector:
With the release of Google’s latest Android 6.0 Marshmallow, many Android tablet/smartphone manufacturers has followed suit by announcing which of its devices will be receiving the Android 6.0 Marshmallow update, and while the inclusions contain no real surprises, some relatively recent flagships won’t be joining the party as we were informed already. Motorola was first on the block, followed by HTC, and then Sony who announced theirs later.

The Google’s Nexus devices are the first ones to get Marshmallow update, Google has already said that Android 6.0 Marshmallow OTA (Over the Air) update will initiate on other devices as from now. OTA update is already happening on Android one device in India and we have gathered the devices that’ll be getting the OTA. They are as follows:

Motorola Android 6.0 Marshmallow Update

2015 Moto X Pure Edition (3rd gen)
2015 Moto X Style (3rd gen)
2015 Moto X Play
2015 Moto G (3rd gen)
2014 Moto X Pure Edition in the US (2nd gen)
2014 Moto X in Latin America, Europe and Asia (2nd gen)
2014 Moto G and Moto G with 4G LTE2 (2nd gen)
DROID Turbo
2014 Moto MAXX
2014 Moto Turbo

Samsung Android 6.0 Marshmallow update

Galaxy Note 5
Galaxy S6
Galaxy S6 Edge
Galaxy S6 Edge+
Galaxy S6 Duos
Galaxy Note 4
Galaxy Note Edge
Galaxy Note 4 Duos
Galaxy S5
Galaxy Alpha
Galaxy Tab A
Galaxy Tab S
Galaxy Tab S2
Galaxy A7
Galaxy A5
Galaxy E7

LG Android 6.0 Marshmallow update

LG G3 (F400S, F400K, and F400L)
LG G4 (F500S, F500K, and F500L)

HTC Android 6.0 Marshmallow update

HTC One M9 (end of 2015)
HTC One M8 (end of 2015)
HTC One M9+
HTC One E9
HTC One E9+
HTC One ME
HTC One E8
HTC One M8 EYE
HTC One Butterfly 3
HTC Desire 826
HTC Desire 820
HTC Desire 816

Sony Android 6.0 Marshmallow update

Xperia Z5
Xperia Z5 Compact
Xperia Z5 Premium
Xperia Z4 Tablet
Xperia Z3+
Xperia Z3
Xperia Z3 Compact
Xperia Z3 Tablet Compact
Xperia Z2
Xperia Z2 Tablet
Xperia M5
Xperia C5 Ultra
Xperia M4 Aqua
Xperia C4

The list would be updated as soon as something new comes up.

source: http://techlector.com/list-of-devices-to-get-android-6-0-marshmallow-update-when-will-your-phone-get-android-marshmallow-update/

where Infinix or tecno

strange things happening in India since 1765

mawetoritse:
D'banj's former girlfriend and South Africa talk show host, Bonang Matheba slays in yellow gown that showed off her sexy legs for Cîroc Pineapple Launch in South Africa.

http://www.maweprosperblog.com/2015/10/dbanjs-ex-girlfriend-bonang-matheba.html

I came to see brest and nyach....


OP better show us the brest and nyach if not ehn

eherbal:
She Knelt and Bowed. Recognition Of Supremacy.

where D face