drauj: Several allegations have been made against President Muhammadu Buhari. One of such is that which postulates he is an extremist.
Among references made to butress such point is the 'Total sharia implementation' theory otherwise known as the Islamisation of Nigeria.
Again, some want to conveniently adduce he is the Architect of Boko Haram all in the same effort to execute his 'ulterior motive'.
This evening, logging unto my darling Nairaland, I saw a thread that showed the wanna be celebrity, Zahra Buhari, visit an IDP camp where she took part of their food preparations to show them support and encourage them.
I am a Fulani man whose father is a pragmatic Muslim and seriously condemn extremism but even he can never allow my sisters to dress the way ZB did within the house compound talkless of them going out let alone snapping pix to be posted on the media showing some feminine shapes.
I really find it difficult to comprehend how falsehood will be used to the extent of it seeming to be true.
drauj: Several allegations have been made against President Muhammadu Buhari. One of such is that which postulates he is an extremist.
Among references made to butress such point is the 'Total sharia implementation' theory otherwise known as the Islamisation of Nigeria.
Again, some want to conveniently adduce he is the Architect of Boko Haram all in the same effort to execute his 'ulterior motive'.
This evening, logging unto my darling Nairaland, I saw a thread that showed the wanna be celebrity, Zahra Buhari, visit an IDP camp where she took part of their food preparations to show them support and encourage them.
I am a Fulani man whose father is a pragmatic Muslim and seriously condemn extremism but even he can never allow my sisters to dress the way ZB did within the house compound talkless of them going out let alone snapping pix to be posted on the media showing some feminine shapes.
I really find it difficult to comprehend how falsehood will be used to the extent of it seeming to be true.
love2nicee: Beer is probably not referred to as a nutritious product, but it surely has lengthy been recognized to make hair more healthy and extra engaging. However, it needs to be used correctly to be efficient as a hair cosmetic.
The key to its usefulness comes from the fact that beer contains the same ingredients as many hair products. The natural barley and hops found in beer contain protein and other nutrients, most notably vitamin B, which are helpful in reducing dandruff preventing the loss of hair. Beerimproves the follicles from which hair grows and helps remove dirt and grease. It also contains moderate levels of alcohol, which can give hair a shiny appearance. According to Dr. Ryan Welter, a Boston hair transplant surgeon, beer does not regenerate hair or accelerate its growth. Its use instead improves the condition of existing hair, giving the impression of fullness.
The alcoholic content in beer can in some cases exceed 10 percent, but hair experts normally suggest products with lower amounts. Boiling beer before its use is a good way to reduce its alcoholic content. Professional hair stylist Marc Mena suggests using beers that are flat, although the same results can be achieved by leaving the beer out the night before its use. Additionally, dark beer contains higher levels of the vitamin biotin, which is particularly beneficial to hair.
Those who are resistant to the idea of pouring beer onto their heads should be reminded of the student who was once drenched with the alcoholic beverage during a college party. She noticed her hair to be shinier almost immediately. An accident would thus lead to the regular use of beer on the hair.Beer can either be mixed with shampoo or poured over the hair after shampooing and then thoroughly washed out. The use of a fragrant conditioner after the beer treatment will make the hair smell as good as it looks. The effects of its use should be almost immediate, with less tangling than is normally experienced with wet hair. Hair that was once dry and frayed will soon appear brighter and fuller than before.
damiloladuke: www.wenogetjob.com This was so funny and it happened when i was in 300 level then at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. Though it was UNAAB then without the Federal.
If you have been to my school, you would know that we are situated right in the middle of the EVIL FOREST. Bushes everywhere, thick one for that matter.
After class that night around 3am, i was going back to the hostel and decided to take a short cut between COLERM and the male hostel, along that dirt path, there was a Grasscutter hut owned by the Forestry department. I was simply hearing some rumbling along the bush. My whole thought was that it would be a very big snake or some animal, because it was not an uncommon site to see antelopes then on my campus. And being a fearful guy, i ran to the hostel to tell my friends.
Everyone was so excited and were like we would kill some wildlife that night. about 10 guys took off to the spot, only for us to see some 2 students making out on dry grass, to the extent that they didn't hear us coming. And to make matters worse, the girl happened to be one of the so-called big girls in the female hostel that don't cook and always fuming PHONETICS...Guys just pity them that night and let them go.
espionagesavvy: Guys, how I got syphilis and herpes.. Beware… you see, I was a little bit jealous, early morning like this my guys will be sneaking girls off their rooms while I would be conserving my Vaseline, soap and olive oil ( I don’t romance with groundnut oil, I heard it is not good for the nuts and fertility from my guy Ibrahim, he is an expert when it comes to the sacred art of self exploration for sensual pleasure which some people has tried to tarnish by calling it the unworthy name masturbation). I lived with some notorious guys In my lodge, they kept tally, a kind of crude statistics of how many girls they banged, drawing crude lines on the blue wall, looking at the wall the clear frontrunner was Tunde, menh this guy is black, no brack, no charcoallic brrrrack but everynight he brought home a different girl, on rare occasions he brought two the same time. READERS, this guy brrrack, but he was as smooth as milk running down Nicky minajs butts when It comes to the catching punanis, he always bragged that the ability was passed on to him by his polygamous father from ogun state. the close runner up was Amadi, from Abia state, he typically behaves like a bull in a china shop, he borrows a lot, he is stingy, if you tell him to give you ten naira for satchet water because you are with a thousand naira, he is going to look for the thousand naira change even trek third main land bridge because he would not let go of ten naira, he once boasted that the biggest amount he had ever spent on a girl was N370 and this amadi of a guy can kill goodluck jonathan with English, I overheard him telling a girl he was wooing that “ and the dog was purchasing me, I have to lurn inside de houz and rock de door” and that night he banged her, the same I discovered the hidden pleasure of mixing olive oil and Vaseline and instead of jerk, I massaged, it was gooood. Amadi is a bastard, the next evening he came home with one fair complexioned tall beautiful girl, bragged that he would pound the girl so hard that the girl would scream the whole night, I contemplated on travelling to avoid the hallowing experience of listening to the girls sound track, but I knew it would be self defeating, my mind would still imagine him pounding away, I did my best to make sweet love to myself, a disturbing thing to some fellas but to the Vaseline crew, mixing it with olive oil is a hybrid sage mode of self exploration and pleasure,,,,,and if you have not tried this, I will advice you to explore your sensual parts diligently. the next morning amadi work up to an applause, even my landlady and landlord congratulated him on this feat of conquest, a whole branch of tally was given to him, this time around drawn by our landlady herself, her fat yamlike hand drawing walls on the wall, commemorating this feat of sexual victory, tunde protested…(my landlady looks like a rhino with the head of a gorilla, fat and ugly, simple). landy, “fish na fish, there is nothing like big or small one” tunde, this one na shark amadi catch, this one no be ordinary fish, no be normal tilapia, you no see the girl…, our land ladys fat mouth belched out these words,,, “landy landy, I no gree oo, this one na ojoro , e no pure, na small thing this one use fine pass Angelina, and this one na amadis student, amadi dey teach am for school so na cheap victory…” amadi stood there smiling sheeplishly at the board, clad except for his aba-igbo boxers and his big manhood very conspicuous, welding used tissue paper from the bangalee of last night, because of this guy I just no dey like igbo people again….(no bashing ooo by igbo e warriors) I was green with envy, and I started contemplating suicide, their tallies were drawn big and bold like tribal marks on a Yoruba mans face or like the strechmarks running down the thighs into the dark ( as I will like to imagine, moist and bushy, whenever I peep into the open cleavage I see darkness, pitch darkness, so you will have to agree with me, that the darkness and obstruction to clear sight was due to the bushes) puni my Yoruba neighbour leaves open whenever she washes her clothe or wants fresh air.. well I have been hearing all soughts of gossip with my name in that compound, from that Daniel is homo, or that fear dey catch Daniel to toast woman, or that Daniel thing no dey work…. and other cheap rumours….bastards….. to cut story short, I saw a girll, I liked her, I told amadi to help me with some lines, he simply responded that if I didn’t make any move on the girl,… that he was going to “catch the sheck”( with thick igbo accent) and “kally her home”. I had to make my move, calculated the maths and invited her to my room, tunde gave me the tips like hiding my chair, first of all trying her by telling her to smile for me, then dance for me, then sit on my laps… (it worked) Emma ette, an akwa ibom girl.. chia I use my nose smell my nyash that day.. first of all when the “polashing” wan start, she had removed her undies, I did lock the windows to avoid intrusion, chia, the odour, the odour, the smell, at first I thought she farted, then I thought a rat ran up her ***** and died, I almost collapsed due to the lack of oxygen, it a mixture of decomposing body, fart, dead rat, shit and pit toilet, it the odour was even minty, it was entering my eyes bring trickling of tears from my eyes, (pepper dey the odour) I almost vomited, no suffocate then vomit… to worsen the issue, the one condom in my room tore.. “the condom is torn” I told her “and so” she replied” her breast dangling off her stomach to her arms as she raised her head ( I was disappointed, the boobs weren’t shy, they were dead, shrinked like nylon and even had veins running through it, I had to ask her age multiple times in disbelief, she insisted she was nineteen) sooo, make I rush go buy nah” go buy nah, but you no go see me here when you come back, she replied e no far, na just that chemist. guy you no serious, she said rising and beginning to dress WE DID it, it was not what I thought, It felt like dipping my manliness into a swamp hole or hole with water, the hole tightened and relaxed, tightened hard and relaxed, until I felt like peeing…. I knew what it was and I told her, she gave me the go ahead and I peed inside of her… the smell of her stuck in me for a while and she gave me syphilis and herpes……. so I have returned back to my first love VASELINE….. this is entire fictional….. I don’t have syphilis nor herpes, but emma ette has…..(in this world, there is every probability that there Is someone called emma ette who has syphilis).
and I read that story.. if na Book or religions I no go read
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good now how do I get rid of those things called SLOT
Monimatic: Timipre Sylva, the APC flag bearer in the upcoming governorship elections in Bayelsa state was physically assaulted by an ex-militant leader following a scuffle over who'll be his deputy, The EagleOnline reports.
Since the the former governor emerged as candidate, there have been a relentless battle over who becomes his deputy as the jostle for the slot kept shifting from one supposedly anointed person to the other. It's believed that Sylva had all along promised no fewer than six persons his running mate’s slot but none of them has so far been named. The state Chairman of the APC, Chief Tiwe Oruminigbe, and an ex-militant leader, General Africa, were involved in the fracas. Orumingbe was one of those initially favoured as he reportedly mobilized all delegates to vote for Sylva at the primary, which he won. To demonstrate his seriousness, Oruminigbe was said to have gone to Sylva’s Abuja home with ex-militant leader, General Africa, to confront Sylva on the issue. At the meeting there were a lot of hot verbal exchanges and Sylva was said to have received a hot slap on his cheeks for what was said to be a result of his “deception and betrayal”. But the open confrontation soon resulted into heated argument and in the process, General Africa was said to have slapped Sylva and a full blown fight erupted. An eyewitness account said the ensuing fight caused the destruction of some household items. Following the attack, reports say Sylva as the leader of the APC in Bayelsa State was already plotting to remove Oruminigbe as state chairman.
Mykel4God: I will simply go straight to the point, as I would not want to give very explicit details about myself. This is for some obvious reasons.
My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an intelligent woman and can easily trace this true confession to me. For the fact that I love her so much, I cannot let a thing fall in-between us. That is why I have kept this as top-secret till today; but I will have to let this out of the bag. I’m not oblivious of the fact that most issues of this nature are blamed on the men whom most of us see as womanizers; but mine is a different thing entirely. I’m not a womanizer. I have tried everything possible to make sure that this girl-my house girl leaves my house, but my wife will always insist she stays. I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from. This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year. She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of. Frankly, she has been very good, and has been taking care of my only daughter since my wife put to bed late last year. Her presence is a big relief to me and wife because we are both very busy people. My wife works with a bank, and sometimes come home around 8-9pm. Lately, this young girl has summoned courage to seduce me; to be sincere, she is tempting me. I often return to the house ahead of my wife. Sometimes, because of hold-up and other issues, I will get in around 5-6pm. She started by running to embrace me with her transparent-short gown to welcome me each time I knock, on arrival. I was shocked the very day she did that. I felt so embarrassed. “Even if I had traveled to space…hun! This one is just too much… hun!” I soliloquized in my bedroom after she had dropped my office bag and ran out to get my food. This continued for 3 weeks.
Sometimes, her b*obs will just slip out of her ‘top’ and she will simply apologize. My wife has never met her on that gown as she wears another cloth when it’s almost time for my wife to return. I have developed double minds about her. I have had different evil thoughts since this whole thing started. The one that happened last was the way she sat facing me, with her legs wide opened. I left the food that I was eating and walked to the bathroom to do nothing in particular. I had thought she would adjust as soon as I returned, but she didn’t budge. I think I fell into her trap finally that day. I almost had it with her when I grabbed her, and she jumped at me. We started that regrettable romance before God intervened with the sharp cry of my baby. That was what saved the day. The next day, I had told my wife that we should send her away, but she vehemently refused to accept my suggestion. She had asked me to give some reasons why we should send her away, and I had told her that she was getting so stubborn and lazy; hence, she is as good as no House-help. My wife who claimed she had never experienced that had accused me of formulating things against the lady. She told me that I wanted her out of the house because I had seen that she will soon secure admission into the higher institution, and I will soon begin to pay for her school fees. I couldn’t tell her the truth, because something tells me it will be disastrous. I just felt I could handle the matter in the most professional way. But right now, things have gone out of hands since the past 2 weeks. I have done virtually everything that can be considered dirty with her except that I have not done it with her yet. What’s keeping me from doing it is my conscience and for the fact that I can’t do that in my matrimonial home. That sin will be so grievous, I know. She had asked me repeatedly last week if she can meet me in any of the hotels around town this weekend since my wife will be around then. She has just Saturday and Sunday to take care of her hair and visit friends, and she wants to use that opportunity to have me all to herself. Now, I’m contemplating on this issue. All I need is your advice; Saturday is just 5 days from today, and I can’t make up my mind on what to do. I love my wife, but I think I’m becoming so foolish in the name of being faithful. Please, tell me; should I do it or not? It has gotten to the level where I cannot tell my wife the truth because she won’t even believe, since I had told her a different story before. She will see it as blackmail. Your reaction will either encourage me or discourage me, even though my mind beats faster, and something tells me to do it. Should I ?
klem93: The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity Mr. Femi Adesina welcomed the ever blazing Juju Beat King Sunny Ade to the Presidential villa today as he stepped in to the Presidential Villa for the first time since President Buhari's ascension to the post of President of the Nation. More photos after the cut... http://www.maxgist.com/2015/10/photos-as-king-sunny-ade-paid-visit-to.html cc lalasticlala ishilove
boigrammz and Wheesin goodbye fellas.. The whole NL family of BBF wish you all the best in your future endeavors
as you take your leave from this citadel of learning I sincerely hope sense comes upon your life so you don't have to leave this way again WE LOVE YOU BUT TANKE LOVES YOU MOST cc Khassy For the NL family
lonelydora: Anytime a police man asks for your laptop receipt, ask him about the receipt of his gun. I always do this especially if the laptop is my official one. Because coy gave it to me the way FG gave him gun.
he'll just shoot you for free and then your family would start dragging court case for 20yrs
lonelydora: Anytime a police man asks for your laptop receipt, ask him about the receipt of his gun. I always do this especially if the laptop is my official one. Because coy gave it to me the way FG gave him gun.
drmikeadams: ..u get luck dem collect only 3k...normally dem go first label u yahoo boy...come carry u go office dey bill u left right centre........if dem like make dem die...we don't care.
I don't know why news of a policeman dying seems to excite me and make me happy... the way they kill people should be responsible for that
finding it hard to even say RIP while remembering the stupid policeman that made me pay 3k while taking my laptop to school cus I wasn't with the receipt... mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww
omo ale jati jati MODIFIED to all the people quoting me
I wasn't insulting the dead man.. I was insulting the hediot policeman who collected my 3K
mokgist: It was a shock to everyone living in festac to know that a python lives in the neighbourhood, unfortunatly, it was said to have swallowed someone under the bridge connecting Apple junction to festac town, it was a big scene as people’s bewilderment could not but cause them to leave their cars, bike, etc to watch the bridge. But the python was already out of view, some snake/water pro dived into the water in search for the python and......
sammyj: List of Ministers sent to the senate by the President Mohammodu Buhari was just announced to the Senate members by Senator Bukola Saraki, which the PDP minority leader Akpabio raised an objection stating the constitutional representation of all the 36 state. However, Saraki corrected that notion that the President made mentioned that the list is a partial list and the remaining list would be sent to the Senate for confirmation in a later date !!!
Names announced so far are :
Chris Ngige – Anambra 2. Kayode Fayemi- Ekiti 3. Rotimi Amaechi – Rivers 4. Babatunde Fashola -Lagos 5. Abdulrahman Danbazau 6. Dr. Ibe Kachikwu. Kachikwu 7. Senator Chris Ngige 8. Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu 9. Mrs. Kemi Adeosun 10. Alhaji Lai Mohammed 11. Alhaji Abubakar Malami (SAN) 12. Senator Aisha Alhassan
Politics › Re: And They Say Buhari Is An Extremist: Check Out His Daughter. by khassy(m): 9:00pm On Oct 07, 2015
