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peeparty:
hahahah everlasting mk up I guess

something like that ;P ;P

this describes UNILORIN in one word

quietly tell her to pack out and never return


take my child to a make up center to make sure the makeup doesn't become permanent

one word

gross


tufia

Gflat:
1. Make a short breakfast for her on bed: once a while you can wake up an hour before she does and make a light meal for her (cornflakes or toast bread with tea might be ok)

2. Help her with her chores: now you might be thinking "these stuffs are for couples" but believe me bro, these little things count...she is not a maid, you should help her sweep or do some little stuffs in the kitchen once a while

3. Compose a song for her: this is another key to a lady's heart. I know, not everybody has that micheal jackson kind of voice, just let it come out anyhow it is, she will definitely listen to the words if your voice is unpleasant

4. Take her out on a surprise date: you can ask for her schedule before she starts her day and make plans. Take her to the movies or a restaurant then order her favorite meal... we guys make a lot of mistakes and it sucks! We don't do stuffs we use to do during the time we woo a girl immediately She accepts to date you...

5. take pictures together: as easy as this sounds, most guys find it difficult to take pictures with her girlfriends. Not because they don't love her, but because they'v gat many other "fishes" to catch and they don't want to blow their cover (I know you know what I mean)

6. Listen to her: what a lady loves most is someone who listens to her ask from anybody! It is as simple as doing nothing and stare at her when she speaKs...but ask some questions and keep it rolling so she will know you are following her

it is not about how many girls you can woo, but how happy/special you make that that girl feel - Gflat

be a rich guy

forget all this useless methods

OgaInnocent:
I just want to give a rundown of about twenty-one things about women, though not so obvious and usual, but men crave for them.

1. The Beautiful voice that always picks the call "Hi "

2. The well packaged, sweet-smelling long hair that he can always use his finger to run through it.

3. The soft hands holding him while walking on the street.

4. The beautiful image that he sees when he mistaking opens your door while you are changing clothes.

5. The powerless girl that tries to beat him up in *** When you tease him and behave sweetly one second and turn into a spoilt, noisy brat the next second!

6. When you initiate *** or take whole control of the whole thing.

7. The beautiful figure he always sees playing with puppies and bingos.

8. The cheerful and gorgeous baby running from far, opening her arms to give him a one-in-a-million 360 degrees (hug).

9. The loving and caring girl that refuses to leave him alone in the hospital bed.

10. The smooth and sumptuous oranges (bre**t) upon which the head is laid any time he is troubled or sad.

11. The soft, smooth fingers caressing and dressing the recently-shaved beards.

12. The long fingers with that red painting on the nails removing pimples from the rugged face :-)

13. The figure he sees fanning him in such a hot afternoon, smiling at the same time.

14. The voice that always says, "honey your food is ready", "he dear, come and take your bathe, your water is getting cold".

15. The beautiful voice that sings from the choir stand on sundays.

16. The beautiful damsel disturbing and tickling him any time he wants to sleep or read a book.

17. When she's eats that special food she likes and the smiles that follows the mmm...m

18. The girl that adores him publicly before his firends.

19. The way you walk out of the bed room in the morning lackadaisically and clumsily after the night that you guyz "prayed" lolz. :_)

20. The girl always getting jealous and asking him about that particular girl in his workplace.

21. When you make up funny nicknames and pet names and address your boyfriend using those words while laughing at the same time.

22. ETC.


http://www.ogainnocent.com/2015/04/twenty-one-21-unusual-things-men-die.html

naija gals don't do any of the aforementioned

how I wish I can enter that coach from lag to abj

twould be my best journey ever

waiting for Nat Geo wild explanation

see the mother like a deeper lifer

no earring and the son is a





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saving this post for June 15

martfrank:
Gionee just launched Pioneer P4S, the organization's most recent cell phone in the Pioneer series. It has a 4.5-inch FWVGA display, powered by 1.3 GHz quad-core processor and runs on Android 4.4 (KitKat). It packs a 5-megapixel rear cam with LED flash and a 2-megapixel front cam. Aside from the Android version other specs details are like the Gionee Pioneer P4 that was launched a year ago.

Remarking on the release, Arvind. R. Vohra, Country CEO & MD – Gionee India said

The Pioneer series has been receiving favourable response from the consumers in India. All the models have been appreciated and the P4S takes the standards a level higher by packing superior features in a good looking smartphone. Gionee has been setting high standards in various aspects and believes in giving the consumers better than the best. Having sold over 4 million devices in India, our smartphones are a manifest of our in-depth R&, design expertise and manufacturing ability.

[b][/b]Gionee Pioneer P4S specifications

4.5-inch (854 x 480 pixels) display
1GB RAM, 8GB of internal memory, expandable memory up to 32GB with micro SD
Dual SIM with Dual Standby
Android 4.4 (KitKat) OS
1.3 GHz quad-core MediaTek MT6582 processor
5MP Auto Focus rear Camera with LED flash, HD video recording
2MP front-facing camera
3.5mm audio jack, FM Radio
Dimensions: 134.5mm x 67.7mm x 8.7mm
3G, Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth and GPS
1800 mAh battery

The Gionee Pioneer P4S is priced at $123 (MOP) and comes with a window flip cover.
Check in for Updates
http://techstix.com/blog/gionee-pioneer-p4s-launched/

usess ba3

so na now be know say he go return 200M


well I don't believe that's all he should return

who smells something fishy from DSS

odince:
like plane sheet.

WICKED

UniqueMB:
Because?

you no get dP
how I go take know if you find or not

chysam:
Guy thief dey your blood before. You are just waiting for an opportunity to strike and display your. natural talent.No forget say naija police different from S.A police. You know woraimin don't you?

I go give the police two biscuit and one pure water ;P

KingTom:
Weyrey! Make dem no see this rubbish o

I dn leave this thread

no mention me again

make we go find new thread to disturb

KingTom:
Idìot

na lie

Orijin101:
Chai!!! you need to see Reverend kingtom, you are suffering from a spiritual attack bro

kingtom everywhere on NL

you go soon popular pass lalasticlacla oooo

stewpid people

encryptjay:
Gionee M2's selling point is its strong battery and It can't compete with these MTKs listed spec-wise. You shouldn't use sentiments to analyse stuffs.

and that's not a point abiiijj

just in case you dunno

THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT IN A PHONE IN NIGERIA

encryptjay:
Gionee M2's selling point is its strong battery and It can't compete with these MTKs listed spec-wise. You shouldn't use sentiments to analyse stuffs.

and that's not a point abiiijj

just in case you dunno

THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT IN A PHONE ON NIGERIA

okitikpo:
you must be living in the dark for mentioning M2 where those phones are

really
all this technocrats sha

no girl dn do this tins for me oooo


hope all is well sha

Tonto go d regret now ooo

nansense

when we dn almost finish second semester;(
na im una d do matrix;(

slow school
later una go d compare unaself with us
#Unilorin

photoshopped

true

e still d chop shit

so was d biggie

see as she bin flat

stewpid
No Gionee M2 here


wat are your basis for classification


except if its the first then your list is acceptable. if not..
..