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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 7:03pm On Aug 12, 2020
grin grin cheesy

Had fun reading the last 8 pages. Lmao. Everybody just de enter everybody. Las las dem hook Expert17 for scrotumm, baba no bring receipt since morning.
Tough!!!

Truth remains we all have favorites, Lingard remains my world best player grin

I no fit put mouth for today's matter, no side wan correct at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 11:51am On Aug 09, 2020
afrodoc2:
grin

Utaka tackle Utaka.
E shock you too? grin
The Egbeda Michael Phelps has a knack for easily bringing in someone's tribe, religion, personal history into all banters even when unprovoked.
See him swimming in an ocean of emotions while lamenting to Apostle Amoto the Nairaland Imam of Peace. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 9:47am On Aug 08, 2020
Lana1:
Lol. Face me I face you room and parlour sef na property. Cant argue with that.
But College crescent? Lol. That place that's usually flooded during rainy seasons. No wonder u developed immaculate swimming skills overnight.
Maddddddddddddd grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 10:15am On Aug 07, 2020
lekkie073:
if you want to be a champion, you don't need to fear any competitor.
A motivational speaker once said grin

That was how they told the Sallah ram to face his fear, naso he go face cow wey take am wipe floor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 10:14am On Aug 07, 2020
afrodoc:
The remaining games will be single knockout affairs so one can expect to see some upsets.
Make we see upsets for champions league abeg, and Wolves ousting Sevilla is enough upset for Europa cheesy
Like handelex said, I'll take a known adversary rn. We should make that final, then it'll be touch and go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 6:36am On Aug 07, 2020
Lana1:
If Sevilla beat Wolves and we beat Kobenhavn, then it's United vs Sevilla for the semi final.

I no wan meet Sevilla. Those Spanish teams dey one kind.
Yh, right, we de everly get wahala with Spanish teams. + we never know the exact mentality of this our team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 10:25pm On Aug 06, 2020
Lana1:
Chai. Sevilla won sad
From the fixtures, shey we fit meet them before final?
Who you no wan meet between Seville and Inter? Inter should pose a bigger threat, just that teams from Spain don sabi our password since the days of yore
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 10:31am On Aug 06, 2020
BlueAngel444:
cheesy life would be boring without a few little troubles grin

by d way see simpletons foaming over the use of the term "dun" > I b Brainless MF sha
You had all the time in the world to check if you got the word/spelling right, but no, you just must don your foolishness like a toga which cannot be taken off. Doing eegun ori on top the empty gorodom wey you call head.
Here, we don't tell y'alls to not troll, but if you'll come here, then come correct.

To other Shekpites seeing this, please send us your sensible board members, we are tired of reading bants from lesser beings like the one with the brain of a hen, this one with brain the size of a woodpecker and the aquatic one whose brain has been corroded by sea water.
Make ena pity us nau, we deserve better!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 8:34am On Aug 06, 2020
Duns, dense dunce.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 1:11pm On Aug 05, 2020
eph12:
Before your champions league decider against bayernliga grin
O wrong nau grin cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 9:18pm On Aug 02, 2020
You find us offensive,
We find you offensive for finding us offensive

Eminem- Rain Man

The parte never even reach 48hrs but yalls whining like sore b!tches.
Bloody Shekpites running mouths after the SF but can't take the heat now. Tueh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od6Ml8iQvOE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2020
afrodoc:
Abeg make una leave that werey alone o. Person wey follow himself chat alone for him club thread for 3 solid yrs.

Na him go drop news that Arjen Robben is injured for 3 weeks.
Na him go respond say “thanks bro I didn’t know that. Who do you think can replace him for our next match”.
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Maddddddddddddd grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 9:00am On Aug 02, 2020
Segedinho:
This is loyalty



Respect!!!
Respect is reciprocal, ori o jo ri grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2UMhkld6o0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 5:44am On Aug 02, 2020
afrodoc:
Chelshitters, when the going gets tough..........the tough get going.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n3sUWR4FV4
Send Down The Tearsssssss, yalls blaaady Shekpites grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwoOzGqjxDI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 5:42am On Aug 02, 2020
To the ever fooolish Sule (a fooool going such a name as Solomon - sheer irony)

Here's one from Majek Fashek -- Man Of Sorrow

Your sweet, sweaty, sorrowful, salty, juicy tears are beautiful to behold.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBhj7Jwj19o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 5:12am On Aug 02, 2020
afrodoc:
But in order to follow the ordained order of things, and in honour of Pastor Skimpledawg who saw the future but could not avert the disaster we should start with pwerful and spirit filled ministrations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ln__MWpKA
To God Be The Glory Great Things He Has Done
So love he the world he gave us Shekpites salty, sweaty, sweet, juicy tears.

Hymnal as delivered in the Royal Albert Hall, LONDON cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15v9iworAU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 5:06am On Aug 02, 2020
afrodoc:
But in order to follow the ordained order of things, and in honour of Pastor Skimpledawg who saw the future but could not avert the disaster we should start with pwerful and spirit filled ministrations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ln__MWpKA
Ebubedike Ebubedike Ekwuemeeeeee grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Khaytunechi: 5:05am On Aug 02, 2020
I missed the Parte but here for the After Parte cheesy grin and on this thread, it's Parte After Parte After Parte after Parte
grin cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfMuZ9fjjI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 6:03pm On Jul 26, 2020
Skimpledawg:
Just so you scummies know, if we top Una after this last match, we go troll till next season start o



cc; all scummies
We can't hear you from 3rd. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 8:50am On Jul 26, 2020
But ordinarily, this current Leicester team suppose de fear us na. This thread can put fear in someone's heart. It's not like we're the worst since the restart. Our away form has been top notch as well. At all at all na DRAW.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 8:44am On Jul 26, 2020
afrodoc2:
People wey never enter church since New Year service don enter church this morning.

Even those that have forgotten their debt to Fenibeso are offering goat and yam.

Lol. Que sera, sera.
I am in Ebenezer Baptist Church right now, and I am silently saying a word of prayer for this team. God no go shame us. We've come too far, too long, and too close to come and flop at the cusp of success.

God doesn't flop, e no de wear flip flop, but I can't say same for DeGea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 4:37pm On Jul 25, 2020
Oasis007:
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Whattttttttttttttttttttt cheesy grin grin
This left me in stitches. Ahn ahnnnnn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 6:14pm On Jul 22, 2020
elampiro:
We are not trying to penetrate.
We're probing regardless
See Bruno
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by Khaytunechi: 12:16am On Jul 21, 2020
samsard:
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Is there an app I could download on my PC that would make transcribing easier?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 7:42pm On Jul 19, 2020
We should cash in on DeGea. Enough is enough
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 1:28pm On Jul 19, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2020
afrodoc2:
Bruno has to learn to keep it simple like Pogba. cheesy
But on a very serious note, he can do better with those passes. I like him ooo and I know he brings something unique to the team, but no be lie say e de lose ball.
The disallowed Palace goal was from one of the passes. It can be frustrating sometimes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 9:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
Lana1:
That goal was clinical. The "box and x" was beautiful to watch.
Super cancel
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 12:50pm On Jul 14, 2020
handelex:
I woke up this morning with a terrible hungover-like headache, like I attended a bad party last night. Yesterday's game was a vital lesson for both our coaches an players alike.
I woke up in the middle of the night and just hissed. grin

Omo the last minute goal really enter ooo
E better make we draw from first half sef

That match was winnable, the team let themselves down, everyone is culpable.

Lastly, we no get bench AT ALL. Not one single worthy player on our bench
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2020
Real test of character this final fifteen minutes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 8:24pm On Jul 13, 2020
SWITCH THE FUCCCKKK ON!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Khaytunechi: 8:01pm On Jul 13, 2020
Baba Ferguson

I miss this man.

We go win, whether scrappy or clean one.

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