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If you no chop correct winch, Nigerian politics no be your mate

Baawaa:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity

you can choose poverty as your own vanity.

Since the day we are born into the world, it has bee a life of struggle, you struggle for everything, if you have the power to, if you choose to remain poor because riches are vanity, thats your own cross

Name checkers association, iragbiji branch.

Due to available statistics and tracked data of previous cases like this, we unequivocally put it to you all that, no one but the the cone headed descendants of odudu, the ewedu eating people of the west are known to carry out heinous activities like this, selling human parts for as low as #400, butchering humans for money rituals is their trademark.

Extra: if you ever traverse that region, cover your skull with blood of Christ, and wear a very thick armoured helmet, human heads sells like hot moi moi in that region.

Datboredberry:
Lol... Not really... I hate his guts (the op)... But he's an irrelevant nonentity...

Controversial?

How do I get you to believe me?

If I lie... There's the risk of being disciplined... And I don't want that...

there is no other way to make me believe, you know the old saying "seeing is believing"

I must confess, you are witty

So how do you get disciplined for lying, and who gets to discipline you as well

Good morning Berry

saphiere:
Go to hell please. Men have been known for rape since.

woman, rest naa

You just carry men matter for head like dada, shuoo.

Man connive with his wife(woman) to rape a minor, but na the man be the problem not the woman that helped him achieved his mission.

You probably sex starved and no one to tidy you well, that's why you are hitting on men always, do you need help?

I think once you register your number on WhatsApp, if it gets blocked it won't stop the WhatsApp from working

Datboredberry:
Screw the thread and op...he's a shitty racist. ; D you go like violence

Bolded: I never tell a lie...

well, I wouldn't believe something I haven't verified, especially something as controversial as the subject matter

Onto the next Congo, what has been fuccked can't be unfuccked

Datboredberry:
It's not an issue.. everyone here takes me to be their daughter.. there's no risk of my big bumbum enticing anyone.
Oh! I'm so so curious...

which big bombom are you talking about ma, hope say no be audio oo

Well curiosity kills the cat, but they said satisfaction woke him up, be like we Don dey derail this thread

No be him fault,na the system mess us up, wey empower him Papa

Datboredberry:
Me too!

Sometimes I'm stubborn... I'll be honest... It's not good to tell a lie.

You're extremely kind...

Then I'll have to walk around in my underwear till it dries...

But it's the harmattan season!

I'll consider...

your are not serious ooo, how can you walk around in your underwear because you had mud on your skirt, no be juju be that

Well by the time you are done considering,the offer won't be on the table again, but something entirely different

In the year 2016, I scored 264 in jamb, scored 63 in post jamb, mumu me, I had the believe that if I don't make the first list the second list will not pass me by

I was very naive and innocent to have believed I could get the admission without having "long legs".

Unilorin's Lists upon lists came out I no even smell my names, that thing pain me that year, meanwhile some other students whom I met on Facebook groups were sharing their testimonies of how they have been admitted, %80 of people who claimed to have been admitted didn't score close to 230 in their jamb or 59 in their post jamb, I was curious so I started asking questions.

I got tho realize many of them had to pay lecturers who run "admission" for applicants.

You could imagine the rot in every sector of Nigeria

Datboredberry:


Thank you... Lemme dust my skirt and get up... You've left me in the mud for so long... I can't do e-fights...

e-fights are not my thing too, especially here on nairaland, na clowns full here

Do you need help with the skirt, abi make I get you water to wash off the mud

Nigerian sultans would have accepted her, marry her secretly and confine her to a secret chamber in the palace where they will be butchering the minors.

Shameless swines

Datboredberry:
It depends... But I'm too emotionally weak to do this with you... Lemme go.

oya Pele

Sending love and light

Datboredberry:
Don't be.. meaning, don't be one of the bad guys...

You insulted me...

Just, don't quote me again...

asking you questions isn't insultive, according to your explanation

Datboredberry:
You're so civil... I'll let the insults slide... No need responding to someone who can't argue with using foul words...

You've dated most women to assume what 'most' of us want?

Men do the same... Marry a class, educated woman only to have an affair with their housemaids from the village... Or some bleached girl they can't even have an intelligent conversation with...

Maybe it's a human thing... Maybe you shouldn't write trash thinking you're being smart... Tell me how these men think... Then you've gotten your answer...

you asked me not to be a misogynist pig, but you have issues because I asked if you are densed

Typical average nigerian girl, always playing the victim card

Datboredberry:
Trash! Maybe women want a men who are confident... No one wants to be treated badly.. learn to know when to draw the line with each woman your with... Don't be a misogynistic pig...

do you have problem with comprehension or you are simply dense??
You didn't see where I said "most women"
Women will tell you the type of men they want, they then go ahead and lay with someone directly opposite of who they said they want.

They want a man who is well to do with, gainfully employed, clean and smart,etc

Then go ahead and lay with kudus the plumber, what's the rationale behind that

I have said this before I will say it again, most women will look down on your if you treat them nicely, like a peacock egg, she will thing you are not man enough

They like men that are assertive and bold, men that treat them like LovePeddler especially when they make love, women are wired in such a way that you will just tire for them until you understand them.

If you must treat a woman nicely, do so in a very assertive manner, be gentle and tough on her, call her bluff, tap her ass when she's not looking, don't be too clingy and needy, let her crave for your touches, and when you musy touch, touch her in a manner that she's left wondering what kind of man is this, be full of surprises or tricks,

These are the ways you are gonna make her submissive and a little obedient, if you think because you have money and you bought her the latest phones and always post her pictures to to complement her beauty, she will be submissive, OG na oyo u dey oo

Na show of be this, but carry on cos na you buy your data, you go post anything you like

I don promise my self, I will never raise my hand on any woman, I also pray I don't find my self in the devil's lare, because these women can provoke the most gentle of men to hit them.

But any woman that do mistake slap me, she will receive slaps in three quick successive folds .

Bible: don't beat women
Quran: don't beat women
Women: if you are man enough hit me

Reply with just 'K'

When UK go ban all flights from Nigeria, so that the mannequin no go get chance go charge him Duracell batteries

The north is peaceful, bandits are just doing their business collecting"owo mida" money like every other hoodlums, you northerners should corporate with them and live peacefully

The problem of the country is IPOB and ESN

They finally settled for truce truly

Japa go easy for them this ones

This Ned guy don fuccck up, well na matter of time we go know whether Dem use juju for am or not.



For the main time, make all of them getat

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind, una label me tribalistic

Thank God he has returned safely to his family

I know someone that didn't take the vaccine shots, but he has his card, to show he had gotten the two shots.

There is something genetically wro g with most nigerians

9.7 billion as travel allowance, omo


I don't even know what to say, because these people when they open their mouth and talk waaaaah like a donkey, they probably think they are talking to two years old kids