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NPF that can sabi to die like mumu zombie, they lack tactical sense and coordination

with that type of gun igboho is holding above, a well placed shot will take 10 police men down cos they dont know how to move in a straight line or even coordinate their movements, them go just pack them selves up like mumu

i believe igboho's side of the story for obvious reasons

no be today nigerian security forces dey label innocent people as terrorists by placing guns on dead bodies or even doing photoshoot, npf has been bursted long ago for photoshopping cache or arms in front of people

recently they arrested a man that went to bury his father in-law abi his father and labelled him esn, they killed another man wearing ankara and dragged his body around and placed ak47 on him, tied a charm on his waist, no be today..npf and sister agnecies are despicable

wait, pornster dey get boyfriend
and the boyfriend even dey solicit funds to take bury her,leemao



what sort of stupid men do we have these days.

naso another nigerian mumu man dey lament for one front page thread say he don dey woo the girl for the past 4 years and she keeps telling him shes not ready, i can bet buharis long wrinkled bald balls, the past four years that girl had had sex more than 50 times, but our dear op dey simp for am and cant move on with life and cant love other girls.

simping is a disorder

I like to see dismembered bodies of terrorists, but Nigerian army no dey post them most times,or maybe they are out pics to recycle which makes me believe when they say they kill Iswap or Boko Haram terrorist, I doubt them

They kill innocent people in the east, lace them with AK47 and tag them ESN, but they killed 28 terrorists and we don't even have a single picture of a dead terrorists

BBBmall25:
Well my bro, your story is complicated and touching. But you too, have been simping all along! Hope you know I'm not suppose tell you to be a man for once, though I sense she is the captain right now... Truth is, you have lost her already! Someone activated Okafor's law on her. So stop simping around and go look for ubanja articles on red pill read and be fortified.... Good luck!

one crate of trophy for you, and cow meat pepersoup in three bowls for you. Ubunja opened my eyes to lots of things concerning women, if you read the comments by me above, you go know so na the same thing we dey tell OP, simping is a disorder, women will capitalize on it and use you like a slave.

When they come across bad guys, they know you re bad guy, but they will still stick to you and ready to even your bidings, I said women are wired strangely

Women need men who are emotional strong, intellectual, and streetwise, mysterious and man enough to exert his dominance on her, she be more than submissive to you when they know you won't take nonsense from them, you put them in places from the start, so they behave well for you and act bitchy that Simpson and even manipulate them emotionally.

I am not saying you should treat your woman badly, but you need to the strong in ur resolves and characters, let her know from the start that you won't tolerate nonsense in any kind for her, despite your long for her, you will put her in her place if she fumble.

Imagined agreeing to no sex till wedding night, then she comes around to say you can't satisfy her sexually after marrying her, she don trap you be that.

You provide protection,food, house, and her needs all at your expenses while she's fucking someone that can only satisfy her without providing anything at all

If you like die ontop bottomless towtow, because she no come

What efforts is she making to make her self come, does she just lay like a dead cow and you do the works, or she's creative and genuinely open minded to reaching orgasm

She has a part to play, if she's not playing that part and she wants you to dig a pit that will never end, then you are in for a long haul


Don't use drugs to satisfy her either, do your bit and go, especially now that she's no longer interested in sexx with you.

If you Bleep a woman till she cums her brains about and rendered spent, and overjoyed due to the sexual Satisfcation you gave her, when she wants to cheat on you and lay with anyhow somebody, nothing will stop her, women are wired strangely, God's creative shaa

Don't be heartbroken that your wife might even be fucking one of her exes now, acting slutty and bitchy, spreading her legs wide like an eagle, drinking his deeq like she needs it to survive, while she's acting like she doesn't even want you to touch her bra straps

This is why you test a car before you buy it, to check if she Smooth and u enjoy her sound and voice, be doing till wedding night while she dey fuckkk other guys, because u promised her marriage on a bent knee .

This same wife of yours that said she won't Bleep you till wedding night already had multiple exes, she's not a virgin, double standards

The bad guys who are wise enough to know that till wedding night is a scam already bleeped her and dump her for simpps like you, good guys

Woo, make I see where I fit see ewa agayin buy this afternoon, I get bread already

You be Yahoo baba, you just dey use egungun dey disguise ni

Chop your loots silently and don't come here to tell us stupid story of how the grace of God elevated you.

Eat your loots silently and stop giving motivational speech online thereby making others legit hustlers feel like they are not doing enough

Aside wearing egungun costume, what meaning thing do you do that could generated money for you to build or acquiring 5bedroom apartment, if not yahoo

Teni and tems have proven that you don't need to go nude as a female act and put ur bombom on display as a female act, before you can make hits

Teni is good, and tems is awesome

NPF is irredeemable, and totally useless

They like as them dey use Dem do dirty works while they survive on their meagre salary and terrible working condition, they enjoy the slave works

Worst police force in the while of the world,shame

Pymetrics:
May Allah provide you with a better job. Please keep searching for job that will give you time to observe prayers. As for your current job, you need to raise your determination that nothing must come in between you and prayer. My job is not beneficial to the sight of Allah without inclusion of prayer. This determination will raise your energy even if you arrived home by 10pm. Also try to use your break time for Zhur prayer and perform asr prayer after closing from work before entering a bus. If there is no mosque in your work place, you can get yourself a praying mat or carton or Nylon that you can use at one corner of your workplace. Also try to get an empty bottle water that you can use to fetch water for ablution. Please don't be shy in observing your prayers. Most Christians understand that Muslims are enjoined to pray at some intervals daily so communicate with your bosses. Trust me, you would find a way out. I have implemented every advice given above and it works for me.

Thank you a lot for this.

i will do as you have advised.

i really find it difficult to say my prayers on times,i want but due to work most times i cant, and when i get home i become too tired to say all the praayers together, somebody help me because i have lagged behind in times of salat.

i have made several pledges that i will be different the next day, but the next day is always like the previous day.

i realy need to say my salat as and when due

op call glo customer care, i used to experienced same situation until i called them and they told me i was sharing data with someone, they gave me the code to check the number i was sharing data with, another code to deactivate the data sharing servicing.

when i checked the number, unfortunately i dont know the number and i have never shared my data with anyone, how the person did it till today i still dont know

after building rail tacks for them he could always loan soldiers/militias from there to do his dirty work here in nigeria

i saw the vidoe, i pitied the white racist, cos the way the black lady dealt with her ehhn, dragging her across the room into the street by her hair, while delivering dazzling punches and slaps to her face at interval.

when next she sees a black person, she go detour

Whether you stopped smoking cigarettes and drugs and alcohol or not, do well enough to check your self regularly, high blood pressure dey kill faster than sniper bullet

This one happened koro koro in my office, one of the security guards had earlier complained he has a severe head ache,like banging one and he was relieved from work to go check him self at the hospital, unfortunately the man didn't go to the hospital, he probably went somewhere to rest, along the line, he collapsed and couldn't walk, couldn't move one side of his body, a good Samaritan brought him back to the office, he was taken to general hospital in surulere, they refered him to LUTH, at this point his eldest son came and said since he lives in gbagada, he would take him to Gbagada general hospital so it would be easy to look after him, I followed them to Gbagada, this was during ramadan period, I think on the 28th day.

When we got to Gbagada, they refused to take him that there was no available bed space, that we should go to LUTH, I don't wanna go into details of how we were treated poorly there, time was 7:30 and I had not even tasted anything to break my fast, then we went to rjolad, he was equally not accepted and we were advised to either go to LUTH or lasuth in ikeja, we went to ikeja, to my greatest surprised,lasuth asked us to go to Gbagada general hospital or LUTH, that there was no bed space, it was past 10 already and the Uber guy said he couldn't be with us anymore,local man had a late night date and needed to pick his babe, omo I just weak because by now the man aged 51 or above couldn't even do anything anymore, he was asked to smile but he couldnt...it took the intervention of a colleague of mine that called a senior doctor at lasuth before they agreed to take him in and did a scan on his brain, cos the doctors wee saying it was partial stroke

At every hospital we visited,his blood pressure was measured and at Everytime it was over the scales, most times we couldn't get accurate reading,

The bottom line is that, the man never really cared about his health, he felt he was a strong man and needed not to visit his hospital for check up, cos in the office he was y der HMO packages, so anytime he feels headache, he just take Panadol and move


Please cultivate the habit of regularly checking your self, the man was eventually revived, but doctors warmed he would never be the same again, probably not fit to work again, after the family and the HMO together with the office had spent thousands of naira to get drugs and treatment and tests done

You are looking for iDroid

She for carry your enter super market shop for you will the 2 carts na, God sent

is this trolling or stupid

MNK has been arrested, let the fulanii government do their worse, but bandits just attacked the convoy of gandujeon his way from zamfara, no safe place for grass eaters, even their dollar stuffing governor dey shadow and watch before he can travel out.

north is th best place on earth

Jashub:
[s][/s] You are talking rubbish oga.

simple question when i ask you, you don dey pour spittle all over the plae

the chicken is gradually coming home to roost


Miyetti Allah, whats your advise to buhari on this matter na, since u can advise the slowpoke on what to do to MNK

I see the dead meat seller and his zombie colleagues everywhere scavenging for Nnamdi Kanu's arrest thread, jubilating and masturbating and even fallen over them selves to occupy first to comment, but i am yet to see any ot=f them commenting on bandits attacking a sitting governor

Jashub:
Run to the nearest bible-believing church for a special round of deliverance because it is only God that can save you now.

what do you mean by bible believing church

Is there any quran or sango believing church?

go hard or go home, nigga is going home

after they chased some to republic du benin, they are slowly encircling the entire south west for their grand invasion.

unfortunately, these cowards cone heads cant do nothing, because their messiah says yoruba and fulani are like twins

the same nigerian soldiers that throw away their guns, remove their uniforms and use mud to camouflage then wait for villagers to rescue them when they sight boko haram and bandits


the best military in the world

the hypocrisy of the north is bigger than everest

no be the same twitter when buhari ban these abowkis dey take catch cruise so, ahhhh

where is lai muhammed and mallami

buhari is a failure, thats the sole reason.

you want people to take school serious in nigeria when ASUU is not serious and the govt continue to allocate more fuds to their welfares than education and health?

jamb is trash, it should be scrapped and let the institutions conduct the exams the way they want it, simple

imagine the billions of naira that was realized from the sales of jamb form, money that wont be account for in few months time cos comodo dragon swallowed it.

buhari is a disaster, 2023 seems like 23 years to come, so many depressing situations keep cropping out every seconds

i would just advise any one seeing this my post that failed jamb to go and learn hand work, barbing, sewing, catering, shoe making, what ever craft you can learn and not waste your time to go to polytechnics or wait till next year

if only i knew what i know now about nigerian school systems...i would have concentrated on my sewing skills and perfected it then hustle for two years and look for ways to leave this dead country..but no i went to a polytechnic because i elt there was no need to lobby my ways into unilorin, after i beat their jamb cut off, but as faith would have it, unilorin nack me akpako and i had to settle for poly, which i later regretted

imagine all these jambites that failed woefully, they will definitely be depressed because their aspirations were cut short by a system thats not working effectively.

another name for coward is ortom

so you want to cede your ancestral lands to fulani for free, after all the atrocities they committed?

buhari is a collosal failure and its reflecting on evert facet of our lives.

Absolutely nothing is working under his regime, na the grace of God and insha ALLAH we dey enjoy for this country

Them for carry the broke boy go their house na, because the boy will still be back in the street again, and he might not see the privilege kids to help him hawk his ware

While growing up, we use to sneak into our friends house to eat, or snuggle foods out of the house for our friends, not that we didn't have food at home, or my friends were lacking, it was just a thing of fun for us then, we didn't know how honourable that was then, cos we was just kids having fun with everything we do.

Despite our parents warning us not to eat from our neighbors houses, when their kids bring foods to school or field, we dey gather eat am, and we no send anybody

Childhood was fun and lively, now I have to be an adult and work to pay my bills, be responsible for myself and live a decent life

Friends are no longer friends, cos they don't wanna see you eat better than them or dress better than them, every one is preoccupied with making the money and living fine that we don't even care if our friends are okay or not.


I wish I could live like my childhood days in alll of these nonsense adulthood

Same pattern of story ,different narration

This girl's attention seeking online has no rivals

Buhari and the entire north is scared of the "actual change".

Hypocrites