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Twaci:
Yeh! Omo mi! Shey owa kpa?!

chimerase2:
*I love dis ewa goyi die*
Wizkido I se u oh oya nxt
*back to ma ewa goyi pelu bread toh badi

Twaci:
Hello Mother.

Well I know it sounds strange and impossible, but its true. It is me and I am writing to you. How are you? And my grandparents? Is my little aunty, Lily, still ill? Don't be surprised I know all about them, I can actually hear a whole lot from here and really can't wait to join you all out there.

I know you also wonder what it feels like in here. Well, its actually warm, dark and slimy, very slimy, but I like it here. It is quite cozy and comfortable.

Mum, as much as I would love to discuss more about your environs and mine, there are far greater issues we need to talk about.

First of all, I overheard the discussions you had with my father and I am aware he denies and hates my existence. I am also aware of the fact that he no longer wants you because of me and that he has left town (probably because of me too).

I do not know what wrong I have done to him or why he hates me that much. I don't even really know him, neither does he, so why? Why deny me? Why did he leave town? Why did he hit you when you told him about me?

Mum, I guess I should let you know that every action carried out by your body affects me. Your cries did, so did your sleepless nights. I too lay awake, wishing I could touch you, comfort you and tell you that it is all going to be fine. That you don't really need him cause I would love you even more than he did and stand by you no matter what.

Secondly Mum, I also know about the visit to Doctor John. I heard everything. I know I don't really know much about the " and C" the doctor kept repeating, but your insistent laments and cries of, "I don't want this child", said it all. You don't want me too. You probably hate and despise me. But why? What have I done? Am I evil? Am I really that much of a curse?

Mummy, I don't know what I will be, a male or female, but I can assure you that I will be good. I will try as much as everything to make you happy, to put a never-ending smile on your face, to give you all the love you need and deserve. Just give me a chance. Please Mum, don't hate me, do not tear me away from you, please do not go to that doctor's place next week Tuesday! Don't end it all even before I have begun. Mum, I don't want to die.

Well, your happiness matters to me and if after all I have said you still decide to go to Doctor John's, I won't hate you for it. I will understand it's something you really needed to do, I won't fight it. Just know that I love u very much and would have loved to be with you, to grow up with you, to take care of you, to touch you, to take walks with you, to see you smile, to listen to your lullaby, to feel your never-ending kisses on my forehead....

I love you mummy. Give me a chance to prove it. I will have to say goodbye for now but hope not forever. Love you. Baby kisses.

Yours lovingly,
Your unborn child.

berem:
This kind of woman will never get married again. Who will re-marry a woman that stabbed her husband to death?

Stoopid!

RIP bro.

RevDesmondJuju:
I got news for you... This is the politics section!

What else do you expect, romance?

FrancisTony:
LOL! I wasn't expecting any better from you.

Muhammed your master dubbed bible and fixed some of his words.

You sheepishly edited my post like him - birds of a feather!

Donsammi:
INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
DATE:...14TH FEB, 2015
TIME:...10AM PROMPT
STADIUM:... STADIO D' POLLING BOOTS
REFEREE:... ATTAIRU JEGA
TEAM FORMATION
# GEJ FC uses 5-3-2. Defensive option,
in the bid to
defend
their title..
THE STARTING LINE UP...(Patience,
iweala, Mark, Clark, Fayose, Maku,
Johnson, Jonathan(c), sambo, suswan,
Franklin Obinna and
Mimiko)
# GMB FC employs formation
4-3-3 (diamond),with attacking
minded and prolific
striker,leadingthe front three...
THE FIRST ELEVEN...
(Tinubu,
Fasola, Rochas, Amechi, Ajimobi,
Buhari(c), Atiku, Geoge, Tambuwah,
Akande, Adams, osibanjo)
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY
AND WIN A
RANGE ROVER SPORT.

sugarvally:
space booked.







































































































Not 4 sale o

ffk pls expose dem jor...demons cant rule me nor my family, I reject dem all
GEJTillBuhariLearnsToPronounceCertficateProperly

Columella:
Rubbish news and so not true.
1. how come the Chadian government aren't the ones reporting this news?instead, Niger is speaking chad....abi chad can't they speak human language again?
2. how come they crossed Lake chad? since when did they have a naval team?
3. how come only very baised BBC news is reporting this news?
4. how come both the Chadian and Niger government haven't made a press statement on this matter?
5. how come fighting was for 2days and yet we never heard of anything?
6. since when did Chadian niger begin fighting? I thought it was chad and Cameroon joining team? or they chad move into Niger to help them also?

Nigerians, pls wake up....your country is been attacked by not just boko haram but also with propaganda against our government and the military from strong external forces.
all I see on this blogs are 80% kids.

how can a Right thinking man say the Chadian army would defeat the Nigerian army in battle? Who is that dumb civilian?
Nigeria remains the only country in Africa capable of raising a 3million standing army if they wish
Nigeria is the most experienced Black Africa nation in war
Nigeria has some of the best military officers in world
Nigeria is the only black African country with extensive conventional war experience. Boko haram is an asymmetrical (counter terriosm) warfare which no African country has experience in it. Not until the fall of Gadahiff that northern Africans started training there troops on Counter terriosm

Nigeria is the richest black nation that can acquire an sort of arms they need because we are rich. Chad, Niger, Cameroon all know this and they cannot move into Nigerias space unless even permission and so far such permission hasn't and wouldn't be given.
If boko haram were so mighty and strong, why haven't they taken over just one state at least?