₦airaland Forum

buygala:
Different strokes for different folks



Observe her.... then hit her in the right place at the right time

if u like study her like a book..u can never no every tin bat her
I wonder y women r nt listed on "unsolved mysteries of mankind"

Buy her suya nd onions
Take her to snake farm
Take her to go play FIFA
Pillow fight
Tease her all d time
Take a walk down d street with her










.......I dy come

Edo Gyels no dy carry last

Oponu
Spirit kho
D devil himself mst b marveled

A lot of things had happened even frm d firstman on earth
Great things had also happened from when man began to b civilized
Bt which historical time/event would u wish to visit if it's ever possible

Mine was 2015/16 jamb
I bounced outa d exam hall feeling like a god
D next morning,jamb inboxed my score...
264'........

2goals pere to CFC
#allhailharzard

While going tru d list,I was hoping dat d sambisa game reserve will make top5

Dis story go soon change

Waste of mb,wher d foto sef

With NL boredom is vanquished

I hope 2 make som few gud friends here tho

My only friend on NL so far is TWACI
Am,I ve nt 4goten abt u ooooo....tins just got banged up somhw

I dedicate dis post 2 TWACI,I hope she get 2 understand

Spoor no sha die 4 middle of no where






















Meanwhile....I seconded d poster above

coolxpat:
Blue and Yellow Bricks

u aff try bt nooooooooooooooo

Ftc,na Godwin
I dedic8 dis particular one to NA,

Me proud to b a naijaninja,mehn dos soldiers carry no b small
Wit wot I ve watched so far,BH is a history




































On behalf of #teamolodo I salute all d soldiers in d frontline,one one bottle of origin 4 una

Well wishers of nl pls help me out b4 I freak out completely
Unilorin is my favorite university in Nigeria,I made a research about d school b4 I filled my jamb form nd I was convinced dat no other sch will suit me better .
I also scored well above d cut off mark of my course(mass comm) nd am also in d catchment area of d school.
My problem now is dat,Initially d school's exam comprises Maths,English language nd general papers 4 my course though,but recently a friend on my what's app contact shared a vital info abt dis great school nd I was shocked wen I got 2 read dem.it was stated in d msg dat d exam will b segmEnted into,Maths,English,biology,geography nod general papers.....I ve nt done biology 4 a very long time nw nd I never took geography as a subject back in secondary school.

Pls any learned nd informed person(s) should kindly throw more light into dis highlighted problem for me nd other aspirants....

D cut-off mark for my course is 200 nd I scored 264 in jamb,I don't want to loose dis golden opportunity......tanks.

1st day in a new session,d flowing.conversation Between akpos nd his teacher went thus!
Akpos:ma if u mix omo nod aerial can dy produce form?
Teacherangrily)yes of cos,wot an awful child u r,dis one u ve started a new session wit a stupid question re u sure ure goin 2 learn anytin at all?

Akpos looked backed at d rest of d class,giggled and said"wot a dumb teacher she is,how can u get foam form omo nd aeriel without adding water 2 it,r u sure we r going 2 learn any tin at all frm dis woman

Ok.hala dem Nigerian police ni

If I had nt registered on nl,an boredom for wound me.i can't stop laffin oo ,make I laff in pigin.....horhorhorhorhorhor

If blue houses r built with blue bricks,yellow houses wit yellow bricks,black houses wit black bricks.what will green houses b built wit

osheyyy dos r recipes 4 credible election [color=#006600][/color]

anoda orubebe ..na dis one worse pass..he has been running his colanut mouth ...d guy fear kirikiri nd alagbon,bt sorry ure goin 2 guatanamo bay cos ure a voval terrorist

anoda name 4 mumu is orubebe ..dat baba was jst ranting nd ranting....meanwhile ATAHHIRU jst dy observ as d guy dy mumu dy qo D ....silence is nt jst d best answer 2 a fool,bt also d best answer 2 an orubebe ...up jeeeegaaaaa

Forwetinnah:
Oh puleeeesssee. .im doing well where I am, I don't need money from any politician to survive. I am a GEJite to the core..NO apologise

;Dk sire i hope ure having a nice time shaaa

Forwetinnah:
Yeye dey smell..sway votes with under age voters. Let's see the wonders your mallam will perform since he's super man

pained ..u can relocate 2 otueke wit ur paymaster

u shall reign beyond dia widest imagination.....mama ppeeees go dy envy u like die ;Dis woman fresh die

Ilamina:
she looks wicked

I preferred Patience

shes finner dan dat shrek.like sheppoo .....................u can help her carry her ghana must gos back 2 otueke

hehehehehehe c dat last pix ...u can nw qo back 2 otueke nd start farm business u kuku study zoology

say baba....welcome 2 aso villa ......................meanwhile allow fayose,fani kayode,dokubo nd d rest 2 jejely go on exile ;Ddnt trow dem inside alagbon

ok dats a very deep cut shaaaaa ..........APC ISNT DIFERNT FRM PDP