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Jokes Etc › Re: Very Funny Wedding Pictures !! by Khd95(m): 3:28am On Jan 08, 2015
Ok dat was funny bt nt enof 4 me 2 roll on d floor grin
Jokes Etc › Re: See Funny Picture Of This Newly Promoted Officer by Khd95(m): 3:24am On Jan 08, 2015
Hace u dy smoke ewedu leave sheyhuhhuh?

We're d pix em dae
Politics › Re: Photos From Buhari's Presidential Campaign In Calabar by Khd95(m): 3:04am On Jan 08, 2015
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JDelight:
Me: Ok Musa am going to employ you, just to give you a try to manage my company all over Nig. But before I do that may I see your credentials because the man managing my business is a Phd holder. So where are your credentials pls?
Musa: Ennhh Sir is with the military sir.
Me: What! Doing what there? Ok you can go and get me the certificates before I can employ you pls.
Musa: Sir I have affidavit.
Me: No I need the original copies pls.
Musa: Ennnnnhhhh Sir Ennnnnnhhhh
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.
insolency dats. All I c in dis post
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Whatsapp Meet Up by Khd95(m): 2:34am On Jan 08, 2015
Yeye pple grin
Events › Re: Over 200,000 Lagosians Gathered To Celebrate 2014 Lagos Countdown (photos) by Khd95(m): 2:17am On Jan 08, 2015
DancingSkeleton:
nigerians and gbedu grin
inseperable grin
Politics › Re: Vídeo Bokoharam Leader Threatens Cameroon ‘what Befell Nigeria Will Befall You’ by Khd95(m): 8:55pm On Jan 07, 2015
I tot dis drug addict is dead


Ohhhh I head he's gat 9lives,dat he's curently on d 3rd one


Nigeria has been ridiculed by dis fellow grin




Shekau can nw theaten nations..he must...b high on dry cow dungs...me wonder wot d IJOBA of dis ILU ill do next huh
Politics › Re: President GEJ Vs Governor Amaechi: Who Rocked The Headphone Better? (Photos) by Khd95(m): 8:43pm On Jan 07, 2015
Hw does dat affect feb14 ehn huh







Bt it seeems Rotimi z connectin wit d inner world grin






Presido b like'awon weyrey,dem qo post am qo NL'
Culture › Re: (pictures) When Last Did You Make Use Of This? by Khd95(m): 3:59pm On Jan 07, 2015
Jakeattah:
lol

chairman na by force to use am?

no forget say one man meat na another man .....
m nt forcin u 2 use it lah

Bt u sure no hw 2 use #shekena[right][/right]
Politics › Re: Legislative Violence (pictures) by Khd95(m): 3:57pm On Jan 07, 2015
Bt dat guy wit mace z capable of murder oooo




C dat oda guy dat chop 2 blows at a time grin
















Bought
Culture › Re: (pictures) When Last Did You Make Use Of This? by Khd95(m): 6:51am On Jan 07, 2015
Jakeattah:
never used it and don't even know how to,

even though I heard its good occasionally
hace, u wan 4m Behind 4 hear kwo,lie again dat u don no hw 2 use let olumo rock dwop on ye head grin
Wa seun y u na dy change my words lah shooooo undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Finally Army Releases GMB Result (picture) by Khd95(m): 6:47am On Jan 07, 2015
Is dis real huh
Anyways u dnt nid 2 b educated 2 b civilized




Dat result na baba,e sure 4 me say mmany of dem didn't take WAEC sef


















Hwva abt mama P, d legendary GBAGS woman of all tme grin
Romance › Re: Describe This Type Of Love (photo) by Khd95(m): 12:04am On Jan 07, 2015
Ahdon wan 2 call it koni koni love grin
Politics › Re: APC Members In Rivers Shot On Their Way To Buhari Campaign Event (Photos) by Khd95(m): 8:30pm On Jan 06, 2015
O boy c dat lower wound,e b like say na terminator gun dem use 4 dat lady oo
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2015
hopeforcharles:
true talk ore mi, that is the best advise ever
thanks
haba dnt mention it joor[quote][/quote]
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2015
hopeforcharles:
Lol na true my bros I no think go that area. Lol, wetin be the solution now
seek. Oluwas face

Baba God pass em
Celebrities › Re: Photo:Patoranking Grabs Seyi Shay's Bum Bum At Lagos Countdown Event by Khd95(m): 7:40am On Jan 05, 2015
Brymo:
This boy
it should ve been u shey..... grin
Celebrities › Re: Photo:Patoranking Grabs Seyi Shay's Bum Bum At Lagos Countdown Event by Khd95(m): 7:38am On Jan 05, 2015
OP u dnt no butt nd waist apart ni huh

Meanwhile na normal tin sef
Politics › Re: General Buhari At Lagos State 2015 Thanksgiving Service by Khd95(m): 12:00am On Jan 05, 2015
satope1:
You shouldn't complain when thugs and rogues rule over you.
dos who ve been ruling us are saints kwo......ffffaaaa hearam eh
Bro naija politics don taya me....bt me no fit flee 4rm dis dear nation
Travel › Re: 5 Common People You'll Meet In Vehicles During Any Festive Period by Khd95(m): 11:11pm On Jan 04, 2015
teemanbastos:
-the Preachers who kolekt tithe and offering after preaching grin

-the sleepers who sleep like thatz d last chance to sleep in life.

-the pingers with eyes glued to their phones thruawt.

-the ones who are storytellers and tell of how they travelled far and near.

-the ones who are hysterical about the speed of the driver esp. Dose mamas and babas, evry simple thing, dy start to shout..

-the couples who ....bla bla bla esp. In night buses.

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Politics › Re: General Buhari At Lagos State 2015 Thanksgiving Service by Khd95(m): 9:25pm On Jan 04, 2015
Religion has done more harm dan gud in dis nation

If Fashola had been d running m8 of GMB. I Would ve voted in APC wit al m0i fingers bt he's not so no vote 4 APC

Meanwhile I can't imagin inkin ma thumb 4 PDP so I ma sit on d fence and sip kunu while u guys trash it out wit ya sefs...........kdh95 till u quit NL grin
Politics › Re: Bomb Explosion Claims One, Injures Several Others In Adamawa by Khd95(m): 9:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
seunlayi:
GMB, better tell your boys to stop all this killings
is dis d seun of NL huh

U nid sense pass air ryt nw.didn't u read d content of d story......abi u smoke ewedu leave grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Seizes Nigerian Army Base In Borno by Khd95(m): 7:05pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hw true is dis

If true,den BH boys mst b daredevils.....overtaken a military location isn't. Moi moi nd oqi
Politics › Re: Military Repels Attack On Babbangida Village, Yobe State by Khd95(m): 4:15pm On Jan 04, 2015
I no dat d men in khaki r try'n bt dnt wait 4 dem 2 take on u !b4 u repel or chase em........take d battle 2 dem unaware,cut dia connections,raid sambisa 4 real nd locate a military formation dia.#sayno2shekau
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2015
hopeforcharles:
my bro. My problem is a good one, alot of peeps somewhere wish they have my klnda problem, what i will do is marry 4 wives, that will over solve my problem.
4 wifes khe grin........u ve reduced ya lifespan b dat ni
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Abducts 40 Boys, Men In Borno Village by Khd95(m): 4:35pm On Jan 03, 2015
I tink d military rilli want dis BH tin 2 escalate into full fledge war then dy ill kick awt d civilians 4rm ASO ROCK citng imcopetence

Dont fyt shekau,fyt insurgency
Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by Khd95(m): 3:25pm On Jan 03, 2015
sucreblazing:
y will a lady do what is meant for a man? .....almost every man on earth propose to the woman they wanna marry ...

so y turning the table around?

I believe its desperation
if she wants 2 brake out of d circle so b it

Its hi time men stopped kneelling nd proposing
Aftrall we could jst email,ping,sms or betr still call u over d 4ne and propose cool
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
hopeforcharles:
For sure I am joking, just saw it somewhere and decided to post it here to see people's reaction. Thanks for the suggestion, I will keep it in heart.
bro ah was jokin 2 ni oo
I dnt no any babalawo......so wot ve u decided 2 do ur problm
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 6:24am On Jan 03, 2015
hopeforcharles:
Oly boy i no want babalawo things oh, maybe pastor things might be considered. Lol.
u re jokin shey
Incase u want 2 c babalawo,hit my box grin
Celebrities › Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Khd95(m): 6:22am On Jan 03, 2015
Seen








Wetin kom happen huh
Celebrities › Re: See The Top 5 Cutest Sons Of Nigerian Artiste (pics) by Khd95(m): 6:18am On Jan 03, 2015
tyson99:
boluwatife's forehead sha grin
bro i notice am bt i lo fit shawt cos


God nos d best shaa
Jokes Etc › Re: My New Year Resolutions, Please Help by Khd95(m): 11:55pm On Jan 02, 2015
Bro if u dnt want 2 ve ur chopstix cut off.......ve t nuetalise by one babalawo like dat
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Don't Laugh To This, Then Your Problem Must Be Greater Than The Joke by Khd95(m): 11:12pm On Jan 02, 2015
Weed z 4 d body nd soul
Baba tank oluwa say u no kolo sha

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