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olaide4you:
This guy is a bastardized liar.....he lies it's doesn't even smell rotten fool it's fishy this shows that you are still a virgin .you never bleeped b4 your post is based on lies...

LMAO That fishy smell has nothing to do with being a virgin(the ridiculous things people come up with) if a woman is smelling she needs to see a gynecologist.

kcbu:
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This is a lie.

greiboy:
Exactly! you have gotten the picture

In fact, the whole thing was started by our colonial masters (the white British) to stop us from uniting as a nation, but sadly our politicians continued with the culture

The elections should be around early next year, but scheming as regards to tribal sentiment in Nigerian elections starts very early because more effort and attention will be placed on ethnic sentiments to avoid debating the real issues.

It's a strategy our politicians employ to cover for the fact that they are practically the same set of useless and vision less leaders. So while politicians in the united states debate about liberal or conservative values. Nigerian politicians debate about tribal sentiment.

You don't need to be a genius to figure out why Nigeria is not making much progress

It sounds like Nigeria need some strong, fresh and new young blood with new ideas in the political office who will go against the culture in order to create a united Nigeria. In the words of the three musketeers "All for ONE and ONE for all".

Alezy:
wow

You got more mail

lefulefu:
thats how it has always been on nairaland

Is it like that in the real world? When have you last heard from Mrs. Chima? I think she is here under multiple names like she use to be.

greiboy:
The problem begins with concocted biased stories and fairy tales passed down generations by uniformed or biased people.

These stories(sometimes fairy tale) often blame the actions or in actions of a person on a whole tribe

One will ordinarily think education will cure such ignorance, but sadly it only encourages it, mostly because some university lectures and very educated people fuel the attitude and believes

it is also a powerful weapon in the arsenal of our politheifcians. They often use it to avoid having any logical or rational questions or debate about their performance in office.

The bad news is that the problem is not ending anytime soon because politicians control the media in Nigeria

Also, get ready for a bloody season ....A general Election is just around the corner

Thank you for the enlightenment, it's compared to what whites do to blacks here in America, create lies and stereotypes but refuse to take a look at themselves in the mirror. When is the election?

Alezy:
wow

You got mail.

Would someone please explain the animosity that some of you have towards each other. I don't understand the tribe against tribe issue. What's the solution for unity

Alezy:
nothing much, was busy with myself and I enjoyed me. Lolz

Why didn't you spend time with your girlfriend?

Alezy:
cool....didn't celebrate. I see u celebrated, good for u.

Yeah, I had a great time. We went to a live comedy show, you know how much I love to laugh.
Why didn't you celebrate?

LUCAS99:
Meanwhile, I was waiting for you to make the first move.

First move for what?

Alezy:
thumbs up

How was your Valentine's evening?
Did you celebrate?

alterego17:
Bitches ain't loyal homie so cheer up

Bitch you ought to know.

LUCAS99:
Please be careful.

I hope he doesn’t act inappropriate.

I love my girls Brand New & Untouched.

I don’t do Fairly Used/ Second Hand/ Tokunbo.

Are you brand new and untouched or are you fairly used/second hand because I don't like men whores.

I had a great Valentines Day, lot's of laughter.

LUCAS99:
You’re going to dinner with Someone Special?

Now you’re trying to make me jealous.

LMAO It's Valentines Day, noone wants to be alone. I'm all dressed now, he'll be here at 8:00 pm.
Gotta go.

LUCAS99:
Happy Vals Day.

Hope you celebrated.

What did you do?

Happy Valentines Day to you.
I just got off of work and I'm going out to dinner with someone special.

How are you spending the day.

Sagamite:
I am at the airport now, babes.

https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/6498/d7668f9577734335b9ae8b326a21c4ab.jpg

See you tomorrow in Cali for valentines.

By the way, I prefer being on top. So get ready for action tomorrow night.

PS: I hope you have a will already written? Because on a few occassions while climbing on some girls, they have ended up not waking up the next morning. Which just created a mess, as their families did not know how to share their assets as they had no will in place.

I don't know what the fck happened. Maybe they were just unable to handle my dicck.

LMAO It wasn't your pedar it was your belly, keep that big fat belly away from my body.

Happy Valentines Day.

LUCAS99:
No, I didn’t...
I never said you were frustrating me...

Ok!

LUCAS99:
Then let make it happen...
What are you still waiting for?

I'm waiting for you to make your move.

LUCAS99:
Khiaa,

Will you go on a date with me?

Sure, but what about your girl?

mespusinglez:
OK SIR I HEAR YOU

I'm female.

Dimples129:
I don't understand 'petting'

But she's telling you that you are not affectionate.

Do you just stroke her body when you guys are laying down?

Do you offer random massages?

Do you hold her often?

Women like physical contact for the sake of it... not to lead to sex but just because.

Op this is the true meaning of petting. It's about affection, affection and more affection.

LUCAS99:
I gonna ask you this question again...

It’s not really complicated...

Are you Single?

Yes!

LUCAS99:
If you’re really single, we can take this to the next level.

A Lady like you definitely needs a Man that can spoil her.

A helicopter ride over downtown Manhattan on Valentines Day doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me.

Does it?

It sounds really nice.

LUCAS99:
Haven’t you forgotten?

I was the one that told you to continue posting since I was really enjoying our conversation and having a good time.

Until they came and hijacked my thread but weren’t successful in derailing it.

But you told them that I was frustrating you

LUCAS99:
I really like you....

Since you’re single, it wouldn’t really be a bad idea.

Except you Misrepresented your statement when you said earlier that you were single.

How can you like me when you didn't want me posting to you anymore?

LUCAS99:
So do you have any big plans for Valentines?

If No, I can be your Prince Charming for Valentine Day.

I have thinking about a Sexy Helicopter Ride Around Manhattan followed by a Romantic Candlelight Dinner with Champagne on Valentines Day

What do you think?

Why me?

Sagamite:
I can come to yours in Cali.



I do like my milkshake thick.



Huh?

Wetin?

You don't know that is a sign of wealth and big man in Africa. Even better than a Rolex. You want people to think I am poor and malnourished?



Trust me, you will get better than that.

This Teddy will stuff you with a lil Nigerian rugrat that would make you remember him for the rest of your life.

1. Yes, come to Cali and I will cook you a soul food dinner.

2. Well you won't be disappointed with my milkshake.

3. Having a big belly is a sign of greed besides you're not in Africa so lose that belly.

4. LMAO I don't want a rugrat by a dead beat dad, just purchase the Teddy bear like I requested.

Alezy:
I think u av a problem with ur mail. Arriving late or something.

Replied anyway

Replied.

Sagamite:
No problem!

Most KFC are 3 star but I know one in Westfield Mall that has 2 floors and soft chairs. That one should be 5 star.



A ride at the back of my Okada is more intimate jor. You would be holding me skin to skin.



Huh?

Mba!

I no dey do anorexic o.

I don't do any girl below UK size 8 (US size 6)!

So go and pile on weight before the 14th.



Does not fit my big belly.

I only wear Agbada everywhere I go.



Now you talking!

{In my thick Yoruba accent} "I no see notin rong, in a littubi of bump and grind"



Stuffed animal ke?

Are we doing sacrifice to my ancestors?

For that we don't use stuff animal o, American!

Na human being we dey use.



Huh?

Anuofia!!!

So you just wan come chop for my head and leave my pokus hanging hard?

419!

1. I don't eat KFC, if I want fried chicken I would make it myself.

2. Ok, this might be interesting.

3. I'm not skinny, I'm the perfect weight for my height, I'm not a tall
Woman. You will love my thickness.

4.You must loose that belly before the 14th so start doing sit ups, morning, noon, and night.

5. Excellent, we agree on Robert.

6.Yes, I want a stuffed Teddy bear to remind me of the date and you.

7. There's no 419 here I'm just training you on how to treat me.

Alezy:
seen n replied

I didn't get your reply.

vengedre:
Sister stop lying na... U dey Benue

Benue What am I lying about?