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Truckpusher:
Smh

Someday! Just keep dreaming, praying, and hoping.

Truckpusher:

He knows that picture isn't him.

Truckpusher:
Well, you got it all wrong . At my age puccy isn't really considered as a big deal . Remember this is something we've been doing since 14
Honestly , it's absolutely nothing but a waste of time , resources and energy .
And I maintain that she's just there , nothing special at all . Give her two kids peeps will mistaken her for your mom or an aunt.

That's right Trucky you continue to save it for me, that way it will be special and you will remember the occasion for the rest of your life.

MrWondah:
I no get bed na foam I dey use. Beside my phone no get camera na Nokia touch I dey use.

Well take a picture of you laying on the floor with your legs spread *wide open *.

thepussyhunter:
hmmm

i see

and ermm not that you're wrong or anything but in essence you're tryna say a 22 year old lady who somehow has high mental capabilities and acts quite mature is a woman

undermining her age; 22

Exactly! It depends on the 22 year old, a 22 year old can also have the mind set of a 12 year old.

MrWondah:
You know my house? If no pm me make I show you more in priva.... Etchsia (sneezing).
What was I saying ?

Ok show more pictures. Take a picture of you laying on a bed smiling.

Truckpusher:
She's got a squint eye and too much camera filtration . She's not beautiful at all - After two kids those jaws will drop like the scrotal sac of an eighty year old man.

Coman beat me I'm in my house !!

My brother do you have to be so mean, they are coming for you, besides if you had the chance you would do her.

[quote author=thepussyhunter post=59764479]but thats not what i mean na ...........

Anyways you're the boss so......yea


so white men do not attract you huh .................heard most ladies there do not fancy white men

hope theres enough "black" men in california to round sha [/quote
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I was trying to be nice alot of black men and women are into the interacial thing in Los Angeles /Hollywood but as a whole we date and marry our own.

MrWondah:
A lot of female course mates have been admiring my body hair especially on my legs. One even fainted when she saw my chest .
I find it difficult to pull off in the compound as girls keep admiring and touch it.
Guys do you like a hairy woman? Ladies do you like a hairy guy like me?

LMAO That's not you.

thepussyhunter:
but the boobs are magnificent na

i couldnt over look them

na me and hunter (my dick) dey discuss the matter

anyways we're done delibrating and we have decided to give you a 4/10

though we may have used racist shiiii in coming to our conclusion

we dont like chinese or chinese looking people and you clearly look like one

LMAO . I understand the way that you feel, Alexialin, he isn't saying that you aren't attractive he's saying that you don't attract him, the same way that I view white men. That's not racist.

At first glance I thought you were Chinese, KingTom, Smallville, Truckpusher, come and do the honors.

thepussyhunter:
hehehehe

if sex and mensturation doesnt make a lady a woman then what does?

Mental maturity. A 12 year old can have sex and start her period but that doesn't make her a woman.

thepussyhunter:
i was having a lunch-break with some colleagues a few minutes ago
and one of them (a lady) brought up something she read on IG where one slaymama came out to say

"a lady would remain being just a girl no matter how old she is if she has never had sex..............having sex makes you become a full blown woman"

(i aiint on IG......would have find the shiii out and taken screen shots)

we were discussing on the issue and i was pretty surprised 3 out of the 4 ladies with us agreed with the woman even when i and 2 of my male colleagues disagreed ................

makes me wonder if all womeen feel that way too

Does having sex really welcome a lady into the real woman-hood

You knew that when you wrote this I couldn't resist a reply. Saying that a girl isn't a woman until she has sex is just as stupid as saying that a girl becomes a woman the day she starts her period.

KingTom:
I'm happy for you both

Thanks luv, and you will always be my side piece.

KingTom:
Ok then how's Alex?

KingTom he has my heart and he's doing fine.

KingTom:
Alex?

Yes my nairaland sweetheart for over 2 years now. We talk on the phone, text and email each other as often as we can, Buncher knows this.

KingTom:
I don't want to know

You asked. You didn't ask me about Alex.

KingTom:
El Capitan, my principal, the President to my Vice he's numerous uno and I'm numerous deux

Lol He's fine.

luminouz:
Who told u all these babe??
U can hunt me o....I don't mind

She had better stay away.

Safiaa:
Would never do it. I wouldn't advise any lady to do it either. It just speaks volume of desperation.

So if a girl says to a guy "let's kick it at the movies tonight" that means that she is desperate? Hmmm strange culture.

Menh:
Israeli women defending their country...Nigerian girls are busy scouting for free food and looking for someone to buy them sharwama, rice and ice cream.

If the women of Nigeria are searching for food then that is a bad reflection on the men. The men are supposed to be the leaders so why aren't you leading and making sure the women and children of your beloved Nigeria are provided with the essentials of life, why aren't you men doing that?

KingTom:
How's He doing by the way?

Who is he?

KingTom:
Wetin concern me I'm the nerdy kid who does the popular girl when no one's looking

KingTom:
Perfection. have you seen a woman with a big booty big breasts and a fantastic brain. With shiny skin and she listens too why won't they be intimidated

Awwww sweetie don't cry, you never let my perfection interfere with our relationship that's why you will always be my side piece.

Men get intimidated by my pure perfection. I wish that they could understand that I am not superior to them and I am human just like they are. Being put on a pedestal gets boring after a while.

KingTom, Truckpusher, Smallville what do you guys think?

Truckpusher:
You nailed it sister !!

Hello my sweet and funny brother, how are you doing?

zionmade1:
u must be too myopic to think that question is worth answering on a public forum like this

Ok you just answered it, stop judging people when you have done the same.

zionmade1:
u re so myopic to think every guy u see is like u. Some guys understand the life beyond premarital sex.

You didn't answer my question.

JONNYSPUTE:
. Sis u didn't get me. I said so because the op said he is seen as the only gud person among all his siblings. Their is no danger in taking precaution like wise i will not say he did bad by having a condom. U can agree with me that for him to be worried shows he has this guilt in him already that he has disappointed his mum. That was y I said he might not be exactly what he made them to believe. All am saying is he has to hide it somewhere to avoid embarrassing situation like this next time.

I think that its all based on religion. . When will people understand that the Bible is a guide to how we should live our lives and not a religion, which is man made.

Fearlez:
It's just that black women struggle to be like white women with fake hairs and all that. So there is a feeling of accomplishment when you have the real deal; the original as opposed to the phoney or wannabe.

Black women are also in the habit of putting on hairnet into the bed making them look like surgery patients. Funny how they spend thousands to procure a fake hair and still cover it to bed where it ought to be worshipped by their men.

It obstructs the flow of blood to the penís.

White women (most) let their hair flow on to the pillows like wild roses in green vegetation, promising better emotional and wild fücking. And...oh, there's just this sweet cry of joy only white women seem to evoke when you slam a white pussy deep and good. Could be they are equally thrilled having a dark brute fúck the old century prejudice out of them.

Lastly, most white women are unhinged, they suck a black cóck and urge you to offload right inside their mouths.



N.B written for the purpose of satirical gag

Thanks for giving him the reason black men think white girls are better than black girls.

JONNYSPUTE:
. Yea bro,u might be right.but see ehee,at times all this very quiet Nd innocent looking niggars can be dangerous. Am not disputing cause ve a point

I'm not a bro and where is the danger if he's taking precautions?

JONNYSPUTE:
. For a mum to start searching his sons bag means the child is not trust worthy.So the story is not complete. Why did she search his bag? Let him tell u the full gist.

Wrong!! It doesn't mean that a child is untrustworthy, the problem could be the parent and not the child. You have to understand that some parents will judge their own children by their own behavior when they were young. If they were untrustworthy they tend to think that their children could be just like them.
Besides this is a grown man the op is talking about and as long as he isn't disrespecting his parents home there isn't a need for the guy to apologize to his mom.