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redbeans:
hmm.. Wise one. But I really got nothing to offer. If for example I was good in the other room, soft girls like ebonyeyes88 and khiaa would have considered me. Or if I had prospect, good girls like benita27 or missraine69 would have looked my way.


All I do to console myself is talk on faith and the popular ''vanity upon vanity........'' hmmm

Noblefreeman:
it's not bow,it's bowl.
like a bowl
so,correct yourself,bowl legs and not bow legs

Jacksparr0w1207:
You dont do anal?

Truckpusher:
Hehe... can't wait to hear mrcork beg for mercy.

MrCork:



..hangon...ok so r u sayin if I put my kondo in yorrr annnnnus u will cut it off?.....kaiiii...u are a which!!(truss me)

MrCork:
..Toe?...which toe?....so u want to touch your toe for me... corrrect?....so wharrrrrrrrrif I mistakenly place my *kondo* in the wrong whole like yorrr annnnnalsexx? ...can u handddddlelit??

MrCork:

Truckpusher:
You're inviting him abi ? Ok oh lemme bring along that my mad friend called mrcock let's see if buncha can stand the heat.

Truckpusher:
That doesn't include washing your undies joor !!

Anything means those things that Buncha can't do properly on the bed .

Truckpusher:
Jesus is lord !!!

Truckpusher:
You that have not finished washing your undies ?

Bunchersstab:
I miss you too. I had to reduce the way come here...


Can't bear the thought of not having you to call my own

Bunchersstab:
You'll always occupy that special place in my heart. Khiaa

Truckpusher:
Be careful before you stain my white T shirt with your red lipstick abeg!!

Truckpusher:

thepussyhunter:
oh i see..........

Cool.................love partying (esp at night )


and like i said earlier i wanna get married cos

i think i'm ready to get married plus my mum is kinda pressuring me into it (i'm an only son and i'd clock 26 come october 1st )

also i feel the world is gonna end pretty soon and i so wouldnt want it to end without getting married first




and errmmm i guess it should be 8-9 am where you at............i wouldnt be wrong if i said good morning.....would i?

midehi2:
Ok, happy weekend

midehi2:
why u laff na, d thing dey funny.....melon kor, melon ni.... mtcheeew!

midehi2:
Mtcheeew!

thepussyhunter:
i say a biiiiiiiiiiiig amen to that o.............i need to get married soon cos somehow i feel the world is gonna end soon and my mom's pressuring me plus i think i'm ready



lol

i thought on that bae and i decided to open a new account with a more suiable name like "notapussyhunter" or maybe "lookingforlove" or prferably "lookingforawife"



dont tell me you're intimidated by it too o or are you?



good morning

thepussyhunter:
uhmmm i wouldnt say dump per say........(u'll agree with me "dump" is kinda too exaggerating and way over the top)


i'd say i kinda we kinda called it off on mutual terms but she brought up the topic cos according to her i didnt have time for her anymore


that period was my first year at me place of work and i was extremely busy.........thought she'd understand

anyways its all past now............i just want her back or at least a lady like her

magabounce:
Jeez!!!!
Very unfortunate!!!
Now those kids would be handed over to social welfare!!!
Such a pity

thepussyhunter:
there are usually two parties in any failed relationship (mostly romantic ones) viz;

the dumper: person who asks that the relationship be called off or the person who ups and leave the other party &

the dumpee: person who was dumped and probably still wanted the relationship to continue (they are the ones who get hurt most when such shiiiiiiii as a break up happens)



sometimes the reason for breaking up is petty and other times people break up for strong serious reasons...............................question (which i and my some of my colleagues are currently discussing at the office) is;
WHETHER YOU'RE THE DUMPER OR THE DUMPEE IF YOUR EX COMES BACK ASKING OR EVEN PLEADING YOU GUYS GET BACK TOGETHER WOULD YOU TAKE HIM OR HER BACK?




for me i'd Gladly and without thinking take her back o....................

And ermmm jessica its richard (your then richie) and i dont wanna text you but if by any chance you later joined nl like i suggested you do and you get to see this i just want you to know that if you ever want us to become an item again i'd fvcking take you back i swear...............

Just realized how much of a rare gem you were and probably still are.............

EgunMogaji:
It has been confirmed now to me beyond any reasonable doubt that you do reside in an impoverished and downtrodden enclave of America where you are trampled on like the dangly armed troglodyte that you are.

I've lived in the USA since 1986 and I have never once encountered an act of racism. Maybe because I am law abiding and not a doped up junkie.

I really don't care what silo you wish to put me into because of your frustration and your lack of social skills, I am a good citizen that represents my birth country and my adopted one very well. I pay my taxes and perform my civic duties. So as to what you and your curmudgeons think of Africans? Well, that is your own skeleton that you have to live with in your closets. I really don't care. What I care about is standing up to unappreciative and back stabbing deranged wackjobs like you that like to come on here and bite the hands that feed you. You are free to migrate to any other country in the world if you have so much pent up anger at USA.

Regarding rudeness, here's where you meekly attempted to insult me but unfortunately that would world if I respected you. AS it is you are nonsensical and inconsequential asshat so what you say doesn't matter:



So you basically and cowardly by intentionally misspelling called me a moro.n which is against the TOS of the site.

I don't live in Compton, but if I did I would still not experience racism there because like I sai8d I carry myself well.

We have a saying in my tribe "Omo ale lo nfi owo osi juwe ile baba e". If you are looking for someone to help you beat up on a good and decent country then it is not me and I will rebut you all day long on that matter as it's dear to me.

koning:
Your opinion. It's your right. But I will let you know that a black man could be killed in Russia for holding hands with that Mikel's girlfriend. On top of that, her father is a billionaire.

The people I mentioned and a few ones I know that have white wives did very well. You know your white girlfriend is hot by the kind of angry looks you get from White knuckleheads.

koning:
Which guys?! No be all of usooo. Only this 'ndiOfe' people. Go check out Mikel obi, Jim Iyke or Ike Ogbonna's oyinbo wives. Top of the cream. Ibos don't do things in half measures. We no dey manage.

perdollar:
kim kardashian nose

Toks2008:
Lol! thanks for having my back but you would have just ignored her...she has been trying to get my attention but I always ignore.

I have great passion for freelance writing and if you check my nairaland wall(profile page),you will see that I write about Religion,politics and Romane (majorly)

I hope you find my threads exhilarating.

perdollar:
Her face. on d face is d eye, nose, mouth n ear n den d skin. if she has a bulging eyes or cat eyes, I no go near dt one. if her nose is d shape of g- string wt nose ring, i no near dt one. if her mouth dey wide like pussy, I no near dt one, if her ear dey too big or too small, I no near her. if her face na multicolour wt pimples, I no near her. she just has to b like Cinderella.