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Romance › Re: Christmas Memories!!!! by Khutie: 12:08am On Dec 20, 2015
wahz d hype abuh Christmashuh undecided I think only calendar gives us different abuh dis whole sh*t... I see err'day as special wid much blessings attached to it, regardless of how bad its gonna be. #peace #oneLove tongue
Romance › Re: My Cheating Wife "Part 1" (+18) by Khutie: 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2015
huh™Nna mehn, akuko nke a na eke amu buh its ain't nothing on me khoz am way off beta dan written fictional stories... °nice one shaaa... jisieike na eke young niggurs amu tongue
Romance › Re: Very Unhappy by Khutie: 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2015
•its funny buh adasexie z a niggur and honestly am tired of dah niggur opening sh*tty and meaningless threads as a girl
Romance › Re: Pretty Is Boring by Khutie: 1:37pm On Dec 13, 2015
all of 'em just wan have a taste of yhur pretty inside... lemme make it easier for yhu, since yhu re confused on who to date, will yhu also be confused on straight request like mine "WILL YHU MARRY KHUTIE" ... #WahYaSay cool
Romance › Re: 6 Bold Reasons To Stop Wearing Makeup by Khutie: 10:06am On Dec 13, 2015
OP nice one... only if dese fake ass galz will listen to yhur advice... And I'll lyk to commend yhu on dis particular advice "YHU WILL LEARN TO LOVE YHUR FLAWS". I believe dis z more reason galz ova paint deir sef in term of making up...ironically yhu re trying to tel yhur creator dah he didn't make ya up well... shout out to natural galz out dere who believe dah only white powder z enough for deir face #peace #oneLove
Romance › Re: How I Dealt With A Female Gold Digger.........(PHOTOS) by Khutie: 10:48am On Dec 12, 2015
(in Kanye West voice) my niggur, dis yhur harmattan lie bloody jhoor, buh just continue. For dis 21st century wey even d best olodo don dey geh sense, yhu dey loose guard... ifaahear!!!!... issorite, continue
Education › Re: Confessions Of A FUNAAB Yahoo Yahoo Boy by Khutie: 8:16am On Dec 12, 2015
pop corn don finish for mama Iyabo shop... make I grab akara balls from op mama shop jhoor
Romance › Re: Marriage Proposal On Whatsapp by Khutie: 1:42pm On Dec 09, 2015
grin I'll place him in between my legs.
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Khutie: 12:11am On Nov 12, 2015
I CONCUR TO SLEEP
Romance › Re: Share your stories by Khutie: 3:58am On Nov 05, 2015
honestly bruh yhu be Jewish man...am highly disappointed in yhu. Yhu goh yhur 2nd chance buh can't utilise it, are yhu sure xay yhu geh 3rd leghuh? ... Na yhur type dey make dese lil gals believe xay niggurs re magas ...blv me when I tel yhu "TRUE LUV IN 9JA IS A SCAM"... #oneLOVE
Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Blackberry Runs Girl... by Khutie: 9:36am On Nov 04, 2015
Teeboy22:
smiles...u get ur lighter there..lol
tongue lighter ain't prob bruh, I goh burning firewood wid me ryt here... d prob nw na rizla
Romance › Re: How Olosho Run Whit My Tins by Khutie:
adaksbullet:
Eh NL frnds off adaksbulletangry u guy is nort even ask off me in NLangryangry.....if u wan me too fourgive u hallangry fine me the olosho that I caried last niteangryangryangry

The olosho steeled mine 56carat gold ristwash, mine new 2015 ragerova(am suspet davido brodalipsrsealed) my $20M cashangryangryangry

Am steal look for mixin sumtinsangry
°•√
Romance › Re: Proposal Story Of Blogger Lizzy Oke: Love Knows No Wheelchair by Khutie: 10:40pm On Nov 02, 2015
vokalguy:
Why should he? He genuinely loves her... geez can't you just be happy for her instead of being negative
owk bruh... I concur
Celebrities › Re: Hollywood Wont Kill Us See What This Actress Wore To The Red Carpet (photos) by Khutie: 4:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
her life... her choice
Romance › Re: Proposal Story Of Blogger Lizzy Oke: Love Knows No Wheelchair by Khutie: 3:54pm On Nov 02, 2015
It might be love buh I doubt if d niggur ain't gonna cheat on her later... I bet my 2cent on it
Romance › Re: Pics: How To Get SUPER EYE CATCHY B**bs In Seconds by Khutie: 8:51am On Nov 02, 2015
Laveda:
Okay then tongue
wink khan I geh in touch wid d b**bs ownerhuh
Romance › Re: Pics: How To Get SUPER EYE CATCHY B**bs In Seconds by Khutie: 7:15am On Nov 02, 2015
tongue LAVEDA....Is dah really yhu?? those b**bs seems familiar, guess I've seen it somewhere
Education › Re: 9 Phrases Smart People Never Use In Conversation by Khutie: 9:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
dah yhur numba 5ive shaaa... my grand mum z 87years old buh she lookz 65 , I'll alwayz gonna tel her "granny yhu look great for yhur age" it ain't easy bruh...

nice write up tho


Romance › Re: Adventure With My Besty's Girl by Khutie: 9:54am On Oct 27, 2015
finally yhu go f**k am nah...
Celebrities › Re: Phyno And Lil Kesh (super Photo) by Khutie: 9:02am On Oct 26, 2015
I think xay Phyno_Chibuzo don comot dis wig huh nic pix tho ¶ cheesy.
Jokes Etc › Re: When She Forgot She Told You She's A Virgin by Khutie: 11:30pm On Oct 23, 2015
owk
Romance › Re: What Am I Doing In Her Room-(happening Live) by Khutie: 11:25pm On Oct 23, 2015
shocked shocked shocked wtf
Romance › Re: Why Does She Always Touch My Zipper Area When We Hug Indoors For Long? by Khutie: 3:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
mumu niggur
Literature › Re: How To Get A Lady, Thats Forming Too Hard To Get by Khutie: 2:52pm On Oct 23, 2015
Darousmart:
How far Rachael? 'i said' after sitting down close to her at
the backyard of their house, where she was washing her clothes.
Am good Emma,"she said removing the earpiece in her ear and glancing around to see me sitting so close to her, knowing that as an unusual thing between us,
whats this about?'she quickly added'
i was franticaly scratching my head to search for a good way to respond to her successive questions.
I' emm....e,mm. 'I sturttered'
you what? She asked' glaring hard at my unsettled face.
I quickly manage to compose myself a bit, knowing fully well that, this might be my only chance of talking to her today, because she's not the kind of girl that you can just hijack suddenly without risking some embarrasing consequences.
I just want to tell you about something that has been bothering my mind since last week thursday,....
(she cuts in). Did u just say thursday?
Yes. 'i answered'
vals day?'. She asked again..
Yes, vals day, when i saw you on your way out, of this house, heavens, i could have easily mistaken you for an angel, your beauty was just shining under the sun, and....and...
I couldn't finish the sentence when i looked at her and i saw that she have stuffed her earpiece back into her ear holes. I was like, so all have been saying since morning have just been anulled. I was so downcast, i bend down my head like a question mark, i couldn't expect such behavior from her, although we are not that close before, but that still doesn't give her the prowess to treat me as if i dont really mean anything to her.
Well, as a sharp guy, i managed to compose myself for a second chance, but believe me, this second chance ended with HAD I KNOW?
You can finish the sentence yourself...
I will tell you what happen...let me run go take my inspirational weed. Brb
Inspirational weed? I think xay yhu no dey smoke huh
Literature › Re: How To Get A Lady, Thats Forming Too Hard To Get by Khutie:
bruh before yhu smoke weed, make sure yhu've
goh a well balanced diet waiting for yhu. If not na xo
fake inspiration to yhu go dey geh. For example, yhur
own weed inspiration just told ya dah yhu re a writer,
probably d new Chinua Achebe or maybe Charles
Nneji..
Ride on bruh...I dey wid yhu
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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Supposed Virgin Girl by Khutie: 11:41pm On Oct 22, 2015
raayah:
I am pained
yhur lips tho
Celebrities › Re: Actress Lydia Forson Flaunts Boobs In New Photo by Khutie: 11:50am On Oct 22, 2015
Blackberrybabes:
cracked me up.
to be honest, yhurs z beta dan hers
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by Khutie: 12:22am On Oct 21, 2015
Michellla:
why not quit NL then and stop whining.
I luv yhu jhoor.... *muaahhhh
even Lil Wayne no geh dis kind punchline...na knock owt punch from MICHELLA_MAYWEATHER

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