If you still believe in Tecno. Then you know nothing about phones. Prepare for constant problem

simplemlmwebsit:
Nigeria is doomed

Nigeria died the moment FG called Ipob a terrorist group

Nigeria is dead

In a matter of months we will end up like Syria

how can i get to kebbi from port harcourt ?

Did i read well ?
Bicycles to be given out to corp members
I cant wait to enter camp
@op; front page stuff please

Did i read well ?
Bicycles to be given out to corp members
I cant wait to enter camp
@op; front pages stuff please

what do we believe ?

boko boys using bow and arrow. the military should go in for the kill

I dont have any problem with whosoever wins the election. All i want is good governance. My question to BUHARI is this; can you lead this country to the promise land?

I sensed it all along APC: party of liars

Totall nonsense.......i hv dis qualities yet i dont hv a girl friend why?
Cos i dont spend money on dem
dis list doesnt appeal to girls anymore

Conversation
boy: excuse me ma
woman: yes hw can o help u?
Boy: Daddy said i should u
woman: o u mean ur father
boy: no daddy na
woman: daddy means ur father
boy: our daddy na
woman: who is daddy?
Boy: our pastor

Guy if dis is ur definition of an angel den u need to see a pastor for deliverance

What!!? Wen this one start!
So girls no dey fear again
end time tins

Rich Dad: so you guys only need Shepopotamus in you congress abi?

you are right......dey want only her-lephants to wrk in their council.....all tonto dikes and beverly osu are barred....lol .....lwkm

Six young men

what they say about smoking seems correct

smokers are liable to die young[b][/b]

Bais! Why does messi always have to be in it?

What about arjen robben?

Aiding and abaiting homosexuality......offering to breast feed a baby adopted by homosexuals only encourages homosexuality

God help mankind

Tinubu forget surgery and get ur self a wheel chair
old man

MalasparkBlog: While in their custody, embattled Rivers State law maker Chidi Lloyd claims he was blindfolded, battered and tortured by the Nigeria police.

he says he was battered.......hey....wasnt dat wot he did to chinda?
Now i wants compensation......no problem.....chidi lloyd pls if dat money is given to you just pass it onto chinda so he can pay for his medical bilss

The evil dat men do lives after them
everyone shall reap what ever he/she does sow
evil begots evil
d man who was set ablaze got what was coming to him
R I P

achi4u: Who go marry her now after taking three men a day.
The road to that junction is no longer narrow.

typical Nigerian....u really are

Immortality u say

i laugh at immortality

Me: madam how much u sell hamburger!
Madam: £250,000 sir.
Me: madam ok no vex. Give me moi-moi, and 200 naira borle.with fish head

hamburger ni, toeburger ko
after eatin it i will still fill hungry
expensive nonsence

Paw-paw:see no vex u are knwn to be a proud person so dis is what i call humiliation and a dash to ur pride

It shall never be well with the police and those who did this
the innocent blood of dis young me will for ever cry out

Dear God u have to do something.

E getty plenty plenty tins wey no suppose to happen for dis e life.
Plenty plenty tins ...plenty plenty nonsence