₦airaland Forum

DaddyRochie1642:
Control or not.... A typical man anywhere on Planet Earth will always place his Family above anyother And I know you know this Fact .... It's very good to tell ourselves the truth always... It helps.

You are talking rubbish

He is being controlled by his sis finish

Nothing else to say

Tajbol4splend:
Petty things break union when there is no love

This is not petty
I love ur friends sister

I fully support her
That bobo is not a man.

Legalcriminal:
Why is every ritualist tagged yahoo boys ??

They do it for money

Omooba77:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=305290817625146&id=100044326904709

Indirectly telling us it actually affects the government

MUMU Adesina
We will continue, we won't stop.
Infact, we are going to take it to the next level, watch and see

fuckingAyaya:
mind games so he will be distracted in the Fa cup final

That's exactly my thought

Ayemileto:
Make dem no destroy his career o abeg.

The way they did to the other guy they bought from Leicester (Drinkwater or so).

Hmm
Dem also destroy Ngolo ba?

pete1234:
I am terribly heart broken at the moment, I played a fool all along, when I love I love with all my heart and soul I detest cheating or double dating, but lo and behold I have been stabbed in the heart by my girlfriend of three years.

She was misbehaving I asked her wat the issue is she said nothing, she came to my place the next day cooked for me and then broke the news

I don't really know what I feel for u, I have waited three yrs for u,someone is actively asking for my hand in marriage.

This is somone I told that in April I will visit her people even went ahead to put a call across reminding them.

During our last discussion I begged her saying if I do not go this April then she can give the guy a go ahead, unknown to me she had already in someway given the guy her word while we where in the relationship.

She now tells me it's too late, I pleaded she says none of us should call her for the next one month that she wants to think. Or confused.

I will never put my eggs in one basket ever again. I will be a super bad boy now as I am terribly torn in my heart.

Pls if u read carefully I spoke to her sister of my coming prior before this whole thing, is it still ok to call BK informing her that I will not come again

Move on
Simple

Qatar2022:
You can't quit unless you kill yourself, mumu

That's not the way to TALK

Gamblingaddict:
I am a kinder lonely guy.

So any time I feel bored I visit bet9ja shops to play the virtual games. I have discovered that this gambling effect has made me lose lots of money and my job.


I actually lost a 400k loan on gambling which I haven't repaid!

Ask God for forgiveness (Gambling is a SIN)

Ask HIM for GRACE to overcome the urge to gamble

Don't GO to the shop AGAIN

bluelitmux:
Whether UEFA likes it or not this league has come to stay, but imagine if this trend is allowed. One day, a new world cup would be formed where Africa and Asia will clamor for more representation.

This one don dey onboard since na

Africa and Asia will get more slots in Qatar 2022

[quote author=N2B2 post=100933855][/quote]Relegate all six CLUBS including me DARLING Arsenal

Promote the top SIX from CHAMPIONSHIP to the EPL

Alexgman1:
Below are the best black american actors that has ever graced hollywood. For decades they have entertained us and are still entertaining us.

Which of them is your favourite?

Who do you think is the greatest of all time?


1) Denzel Washington
2) Morgan Freeman
3) Cuba Gooding Jnr
4) Will Smith
5) Wesley Snipes
6) Samuel L. Jackson
7) Jamie Fox
Eddie Murphy
9) Terrence Howard
10) Idris Elba
11) Ice Cube
12) Tyrese Gibson
13) Marlon Wayans
14) Kelvin Hart
15) Chris Rock
16) Tyler Perry
17) LL Cool J.
18) Steve Harvey
19) Terry Crews
20) Forest Whitaker

Number 1 is number 1
Number 6 is my number 2

Michelle55:
Na ya brain needs servicing bros

You dey relationship with person yet you share her number give another bro, if the guy succeed win her over na still you go cry enter Nairaland dey wail like a banshee.

What business do we have with ya relationship brouhaha if no be say you wan trend like others

Calm down make God use you, no dey seek for public validation cos nigga nobody gives a fvck.

Him share the number to another guy which mean say;

1. The guy na him paddy wey get him own girl

2. Him wan test the girl. Nothing wrong in testing (just don't take it too far)

3. U be real John snow

Michelle55:
All of you are always planning to get married to the said girls, osheey! Event planner, I hail thee!

If the relationship done tire you, oga go rest no be do or die affair, if Peter can deny Jesus thrice who are you that she can't deny you? [/[b]b]Even dangote deny im yarnsh for pishure so lemme ask again, who you be?

Bros Park well! Relationship wey una dey take get access to free browsing naim you dey here dey wail because she wan try another network

If you are not married or engaged to her, you no get babe yet. Either you lock up for life with marriage or let her try her luck elsewhere.

Una wailing don tire me sotey I Don know una wailing pattern for here by heart, it's time to change tactics bros.

You are talking in the nonsense

1. She was asked if she was in a r/ship, she said no. That makes her a liar

2. If she really wants to get married, and she feels the said guy is wasting her time, she should maturely and sincerely tell the guy that she would get married if she sees a suitor, but they can still be friends

JaneYave:
Too bad, The killer juice has a name, tell people so they will be careful. I don't know why I find health reports from that side so vague.

They want the death toll to go round
Sharing the national poison?

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/boffins-warn-unimaginable-amounts-water-23916069

This people and their useless prophesy

Karlovych:
English fans are always causing problems everywhere they go, smh

Not all English fans

Arsenal fans no get wahala

DannyG8:
When we started dating everything was cool, she do call me, we chat everything was ok. She comes to my place but just all of a sudden she changed, stopped picking up my calls, stopped replying my messages or sometimes it takes her days to reply me

I don't understand her and I don't know what to do either. I need your advice please no insult.

This is the kind of rubbish that now makes front page on nairaland?

(spits and leaves tread)

Dozis:
If WWE is real and not scripted,most of the starts would have been dead or permanently injured.
It is the only sports you can't on

True

LadySarah:
The day my mom met her exact look alike,even my dad got confused cos she was even on the same type of cloth my mom wore that day.

It was the ladys fiance who came to ask for my moms ''sis' hand in marriage but my mom had no unmarried sis then.Still in doubt,he brought her to our home.Our lqstborn even ran to hug her until we told her she wasnt our mum

Pictures pls
Your mom and the other woman

Hintona:
Some weeks ago I was writing exams, the exams venue was one of the school's laboratory, and the stools were quite uncomfortable, if you've ever been to a school's laboratory you would know what I'm talking about and sometimes the stools are too high for the lab bench and it causes great discomfort. The most comfortable position for me after sitting erect on the stool for over an hour was to lower my back and arch it.

So as I was writing the exams, I can remember I was trying to draw a pathway, when the lecturer invigilating us tried to pass behind me and he touched my butt and said "shift this your small bumbum from the road" and laughed. I found it very offensive. I was so focused on writing that exam that I didn't want to answer him, it's not the kind of course students would like to write twice.

I wasn't the only one on that row who was blocking his path but he told the others merely to shift.

So today I was telling a friend about it and he laughed and said it was nothing. Nothing? Was it your butt that was touched? Right it wasn't and so it's so easy for him to say it is NOTHING. A stranger's hand on your butt is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

What sort of world am I living in?

Which pathway?

Pyruvate, penthosephosphate or Krebs cycle

tosaino95:
okay, where do you download it ?
because am seeing many of it on play store

Don't download this jaga jaga launcher
Download NIAGARA launcher and thank me later

3310adeb:
Hello ma pipu,,,,,,,,
I met this lady during lockdown and she's 9ice and calm, fast forward,,, we started having issues because she do post different guys and she will be claiming that they are just friends,,, she even post one and told me that that guy is her ex, wnw she have completely change and will ignore my message plus she never text me first, we had a misunderstanding last last month and she blocked me for days but I apologise because I think I gave went too far for asking her some unreasonable questions that day,,,, I'm trying my best for her even try to get her a job and I paid 70% of her bill,, presently she will never chart or call me first,,, ma pipu please advice me on what to do funny enough I never enter d place ooo,,, pls is she just keep me for reason,,,,,,

Just know this

You be MUMU man
My girl has a lot of male friends

I have told her, the day wey e go enter my head, na straight break up. I no get time for too much talk

I once told her to stop chatting with her male friends, she ended the relationship. Me, I just happy immediately

I told her mom, because her mom loves me very much. She encouraged me to be patient and that we should trust one another.
But me, I just toned off. I didn't call or text her

Guess what, she called me and the relationship started all over again.
I haven't talked to her about her male friends, but when I do, na to break up once and for all

I no get time

Mobolajifanny:
Good morning house
Please I need advice
My girlfriend and I have been into relationship for three years,she is in her finals years school,I senior her with two years........
During the lock down I was nt able to met her,they resume by may for their final exam by November which they have already done it.
I was happy she finish well.........
I came to there house to say hello.
I kwn I should not Invade In her privacy but based on what I had frm her colleague abt one doctor when she was in school.......
Honestly she told me her and that Dr normally talk very well........
But when I check her phone yesterday morning
I was amazed with what I met
She was chatting the Dr with
"Good morning Love"

When I stroll up o saw,like there week ago conversation.

She send "Thanks for bitten me"
I was shock and perflec that what could have been woung....
I confronted her,she said they were jst close and ntin....
Am still thinking that what the meaning of Thanks for bitten me.......
We decided to block this man number,she unblock again,nt until I get her before she confess she unblock him.
My decision what's to break up with her but I just want to be calm and see what she we be doing..

Please what should I do sir/ma
Thank

Guy, just spell out the RIOT ACT to her
Tell her to choose between you and the doctor

But be ready for an unfavorable answer and be instantly prepared to move on

NiRfreak:
The south are obviously happy with the arrangements, cos they seem to be too stupid or ignorant to see it and do something about it

THATS WHY THEY WANT THEIR OWN COUNTRY

NiRfreak:
Recently, I was prompted to go re-read Animal Farm, that popular allegorical book written by George Orwell in 1946. I still enjoy it with its striking analogy to Nigeria's socio-political condition.

it's a short story with powerful message of how the wise dominate the stupid, and perpetuate inhumanity against man, just that in this case it was animal against animal, though the message was for humans.
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You can picture Nigeria vividly from the pages and characters of the book.
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Nigerias constitution is no better than the commandment rashly and dubiously put together by the cunning pigs for the animal farm. Lol
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Our politicians are the Pigs, the police are the dogs who hate dissenting voice always an instruments to silent opposition. While the Nigerian masses are the stupid illiterate animals..I swear we aren't better...While Napoleon is Buhari...
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Meanwhile, Boxers and the rest of the horses are like the civil servant with nothing to show for their hard labour and the zombie APC/PDP supporters are the "Sheep" who are always asslicking Buhari and Tinubu. What a striking parallel! Its like George Orwell was a Nigerian while writing the book.
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Snowball is someone like Sowore, Nnamdi Kanu and other genuine freedom fighters who have great visions for the country, but they are the ones being chased around by the dogs, the security outfit of Napoleon, and being tarnish by media apparatus headed by 'Squealer' lol..Squeler is the Lai Mohammed of our time who can call white black and lie against even Jesus himself.
Meanwhile, Moses the raven is our present day Pastors who promise us justice and enjoyment when we reach heaven, so he told the suffering animals that SugarCandy mountain up beyond the cloud is an heaven waiting for them. Hmm
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Nigeria is surely a twin replica of Manors farm owned by Mr Jones who can be likened as our British colonial master who was later driven away while the politicians, the pigs, who took over the farm and later at the end described it as a joint enterprise company being owned by the pigs, just the way the ruling Fulani run Nigeria like it's their company..Lol

No wonder Nnamdi Kanu Christien it a befiting name - Zoo- a Better metaphor.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

I KNEW THIS A LONG TIME AGO
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME (NORTH) ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS (SOUTH)

THE MOST ANNOYING PART WAS WHEN THE ANIMALS WERE SAYING THINGS LIKE:

IT WAS DURING NAPOLEON'S REIGN I HAD MORE EGGS

I PRODUCED MORE WOOL DURING NAPOLEON'S REIGN
ETC

NAPOLEON LYING ABOUT THE WINDMILL, SAYING IT WAS HIS IDEA, STOLEN BY SNOWBALL. WHEN HE HAD EARLIER FOUGHT AGAINST IT

SAME WITH APC AND THEIR ZOMBIES, WHO FOUGHT GEJ OVER FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL BUT ENDED DOING THE SAME WHEN THEY GOT POWER

queenfav:
Pls does anyone have a remedy for inability to cast from mi note 10 lite phone to android tv on xiaomi devices running on andriod 11?I am not happy at all about it.I felt it was an android 10 issue.I updated to 11 and i still can't cast.

That seems to be the current issue with Mi 10 devices

Kobicove:
So you tied down the lady for a whole 4 years without defining where the relationship was going...you're a wicked person

My own don dey reach 5 years
But I don tell this girl make she leave me go marry person hold money pass. She no gree

She say I tick all the boxes of what she wants in a man

Carchoice:
look for some cool sad music to enjoy in the comfort of your room. Lock all doors and windows. Don’t entertain visitors because they’ll notice something is wrong and start asking you questions. Make you nor go burst cry when explaining to them.

Also try to cry while remembering her smile and all the styles you used on her. Before you start the crying phase, go and buy bitter kola, take a bit and chew while crying. Don’t ask me why. Just do it.

2 to 3 days max, you’ll be alright. At most, one week, she’ll delete out of your system.

Wise Person spotted

Mixedfruit:
A woman's Loyalty is like Italian Army During the second world war;--Non
Existence.....

John Snow spotted

Jaqenhghar:
The look she gave me...... she l ooked right into my soul. There was no love in those eyes... I just backed off and went to lick my wounds quietly . Years later she was telling me some BS about how I should have tried to win her back.

LOL
LOL

JidennaJason:
When she gained admission into the University...

-Her mood changed.
-Started accusing me of dating my female boss.
-Became insultive
-And threatening to cheat on me. (Lol, that's where she made a mistake)

"If pant wan tear, make E tear finish"

I had to make her feel same emotional pains too and ended the relationship when she realize her mistake.

ELUCIDATE PLEASE