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Very simple, I dey give dem more work. One time back in abj i had this landlady's son. Always trying to know the girls that I bring home. We were just cordial and he would greet and make some weird remarks like " bro, is that your girlfriend? Haa I see you and one girl dey enter for night or that girl dey shout oo, I no just sleep again" it was those one room house not passage house but very public. I was still a 9 - 5er then so I only entertain guests after work , late nights, my off days and weekends. When he became too inquisitive I increased the number of girls on rotation and made sure no one had peace at night. That took care of everything.

Anytime I notice a monitoring spirit aka nosey neighborh I try to always give them a lot of work. Just ignore and overwhelm them with things to be nosey about. Na dem dey taya las las and start minding their biz.

Wether you choose to be a eunoch or priest, marry or not, celibate or sexually active, trouble is part of human existence and it also adds beauty to the experience. So for me, marry or not i must continue to knack better soft women till infinity. My God know why him give me better preeq and fire for body. Na una own be that. All I know is time dey to slow down and recharge and time dey to put the tool on rapid mode. If you like stay single and celibate for ever, life's travails will still hit you. You're only free when you kpai

benjyyyyy07:
Make person lead us in prayer abeg, need to fill my gas and pay light bill in the morning token just finished. I even get 35 for my opay.. someone lead us in prayer cos to ask for help for nairaland na war movie

Better go do wetin go bring money. So na prayer want pay bills abi? Hunger never samma you no worry till your belle touch back

dollytino4real:
ok sleep

Wetin make you no dey sleep sef

Coolis:
Been hearing of red flag, don't know if there is one here already.

Met this lady toward the end of last year in Maraba area of Nasarawa state. I reside in one-man villagers area of Nasarawa state while she reside in the lokogoma area in the FCT.
We 've been chatting. l realized she doesn't like typing much words so she doesn't give out enough information about herself. l decided we meet physically again last Saturday so we can get to know more about each other and that l would be coming to her area. I asked her to send me the address of where she stays in the FCT but she suggested we meet at one of the eateries in their area which l agreed.
She suggested ShopRite in Apo/lokogoma area and l said okay.

NOTE-
1, l like her a lot.
2, my income is about 100k in a month.
3, To and fro one-man village to lokogoma area in the FCT using public transport will take 5k or more.

I had about 15k on the day which l thought could take care of my TP and what she would eat. I knew eating out at ShopRite would be quite expensive than the regular eateries like Chicken republic and the likes.

I cut my coat according to my size. We agreed to meet at ShopRite by 3pm but l decided to get there earlier by 2pm to find out their food and snacks prices.
Meat pie and a bottle of soft drink N2500. Fried/jollof rice with a drink N6200.

I ate well from my house so as not to order their food. I also thought
that someone coming out for a date at an eatery by 3pm, would have eaten from their house and wouldn't order food but light refreshment like a snack and bottle of soft drink but l was wrong.
After a while of my friend joining me, l told her let's go to the service desk so she could make her order. Without hesitation, she told them she wanted fried rice with fish and a bottle of coke N6200. The moment l was told of her bill which must be settled before the food is given to her, l decided not to order anything at all but on a second thought, l asked they add one bottle of Schweppes(1k) for me. I know you will call me a SIMP here but it's better only her eat than the both of us to eat which would have taken all the money in my pocket and going back to my area a serious challenge.

When we were done at ShopRite, at our departure point, she was joining along taxi to her area, l gave 1k to her to settle the taxi man, she didn't want to take it but l insisted and she accepted it.

Now, here's is why l asked if there is already a Red flag.

I told her l would call her in the evening of the day, the l idea was to find out if she had a great time and if we could do it again soon. I called her around 7:30pm twice, the phone rang but no response. I called again around 9:45pm still no response. Then l sent a message to her on watsapp that it looks like l didn't measure up to her standard and that l couldn't believe she didn't answer all calls l put across to her. I told her it seems our meeting meant nothing to her.

After a few minutes later, she replied me that she went for a program that lasted more than she thought. That was why she couldn't answer. I replied her that she should have sent a message acknowledging my missed calls and l wouldn't have insinuated our meeting meant nothing to her.
I haven't reached out to her since then and haven't heard from her either.
Men and brethren, you have it all. What do you think? Is there a red flag yet? Should l still reach out and maintain contact or to forget her? Thank you

It's okay to be a novice bro but you goofed sha... I never laff like this for long

First off never put yourself under any pressure whatsoever to take a girl out for fun, NEVER!!!
She obviously saw you sweating and over calculating and hence she wouldn't want to do it again except maybe when hunger wire am and she go take you like M*g*

You dey take babe out on a first date to shoprite and na 15k dey your pocket? Why bro? Instead jump the shoprite and change location bro.. no look her face, be the controller. There are cheaper places that will fit your budget and they can be fun for her too all na your packaging bro. It makes no sense that she's ordering food and you dey order schwepps. You dey sick? Abi you want flush belle

Next time do things accordingly. Only allow her chose location when you can spend freely. As a guy you should have some coded places that offers almost everything but at low prices and also know upscale places too so that you can switch tempo when the need arises and when the pocket is happy. I have been in your kind of situation before but I never ever dey calculate I learnt my lesson back in university after blowing my weekly allowance in one night on a date and her friends . Now I must hold more than what we can consume but I never spend more than I should. One time I had this girl on a date Na me even suggest domino for the banny and she met me there. The domino dey my zone and they are familiar with me too (I'm regular there cos of my little nephews and niece) so it's like my home. Wetin she take na just Ice cream wey dem dey use that chocolate and waffles do. My only calculation was how to take the strings off those sexy legs at the end of the day nothing else concern me wetin she dey eat. I took water cos I don't do sweet stuffs which she knows cos we have been on a date before. After then I changed location to movies (already planned by yours truly) its not even expensive but it was fun, then later to somewhere else very beautiful and standard but very budget friendly and closer to my estate for a reason. Ordered drinks, we both ate one large bbq fish and chips. I didn't need to break a bank and I saw she had fun and at the end of the day she cum.

What I'm saying is never put yourself in a position where you will be over calculating abeg. It's childish lol you really make me laff. You for trek go house

phemmie06:
A lot of people will blame the woman but there are some questions we need to ask.
When was she married?
How old was she when she was married?
Was she mentally ready for marriage or she was forced into it?

The report did not tell us if there's any kid.
We were not told if it was done during provocation....what is the history of the husband, who is he?
How old is he?
How many wives?
What is her belief concerning woman.... I heard a religious leader saying that God created animals and also create some other animals, to be used by men (he was referring to female)

All these are irrelevant right now and still doesn't justify that. She's criminal minded and should face the full wrath of the laws (both sharia and normal laws of the land ) when caught. She could have simply escaped without trying to unalive the poor man

cardoctor:
Is there no padlock for that thing cos the way this is going, I have to be concerned about mine.

Better start wearing like 5-6 jeans dey sleep now make she nor go shock your enemy one midnight.. and make sure you face down no lose-guard sleep face up ooh na you sabi

Diamond098454:
Manhood gone hmmmmm no more work for him hmmmmm a big tragedy has befallen that man for the rest of his life


Imagine maga with no third leg

Is that so? This girl you no innocent at all chai. So na maga be the name?

TimiofAbuja:
Nigeria suppose to have section on Netflix, youtube and all streaming platform because I have seen only this in the movie before. The sad truth is if these kidnappers are highly connected, they will be freed and nothing will happen The doctor has the done the right thing anyways.

That's the sad reality and it goes to show that most heinous crimes are committed by those who are in power pretending to be fighting against it at the same time. It's in cases like these you smartly take laws into your hands. I mean he's a doctor. There are ways and means to do this intelligently and quietly and nothing will be traced back to him.

SeverusSnape:
They should be executed immediately. Very heartless people.

I agree with this 💯

Apcshit:
You are daft

That best describes you. I know you want me to use certain words tp describe you properly so your rainbow associates can give me a ban, but you're not w0rth it

Na these guys forming Romeo and I must love by fire by force. Any girl that wants to leave, I will help you open the doors very wide and if you hesitate i bring in another so you have more reasons to leave and don't look back. Can't jeopardize my life for any woman when dem full everywhere. Now the foolish guy will waste away in jail

Chai this one strong bro

Escabado:
I had sex with this girl about 3 months ago up to 5 times and one thing lead to another we lost contact . We later meet this February and as we are discussing she said I have not hard sex with her before and to the point that she could even swear I have not heard sex with her before. Is she wyning me ? Although finally this time again I still navk ha wetin no good.. but guys in the house what could be her reason for forgetting she heard sex upto 5 times with a particular guy few months ago.

And you still went ahead to knack again? To prove what exactly. If she say we no knack me I will just apologize for mistaking her for someone else and leave... The end. Is it that you can't get another to play with or something is wrong with some of you? Una too dey rate most of these people sha.

dollytino4real:
make we read chat pray which one u choose

Lol chat na but it's like my eyes done dey heavy small small

aswani:
I agree with you, the worst are the useless SU's, whose Google search history is most likely full of back to back porn, who will go to Sexuality sub-section and start posting "give your life to christ before it's too late".

Too many people claiming saint, you saw Christian section there but you drift to Romance section, why?

Lol
17 more characters needed

blackslayer:
So? The toy is supposed to be for kids! Should the button have been on the head? Dirty adults are the ones thinking about location of the button of a kids toy! Geeze..

If you know how kids are you wouldn't be typing this 💩
But then again you rainbow lords think the same. Normal toys like that usually have the button at the back and not between the legs.

What's that supposed to teach the child? Them done still release Una for this forum again this period? Una no dey give up this evil?

Apcshit:
Very sensible answer.All others are foolish

Y'all agent of the rainbow group are very funny

SixSeven:
There's nothing special about this design. It's just the corrupted mind that their mind has been redesigned to see everything in one way.

If you're true you will know that it's from childhood that a person is built because that's the foundation of life and if the foundation is faulty then there's bound to be later issues. You saying that there's nothing wrong here means that:
Either you are way too ignorant
You're just being deliberately s#@££1∆
Or you're a rainbow person which I suspect because that's how y'all push y'all agendas down people's throat and feign ignorance

Gajagojo:
The price does not need to be fixed

Just use your brain

The price cannot be unlimited

You are telling us $900000 for a kilogram

Please stop

Think

Use your brain

Lol... Where did I ever mention that amount? Even if you're dealing in Pluto it can't be $900000 for a kilogram!
I was only trying to educate both you and whom you were arguing with but it's obvious you're one of those whose aim is arguing baseless arguments.

You need to put the bold to use seriously so you don't lose it

Gajagojo:
In other words Google replaces brains
If Google tells you 1kg of Cocaine is worth the Federal Budget of Nigeria your own is just to repeat it and not use your brain

I dont need to check Google to know what makes sense
2 billion Naira for 1.5kg of cocaine does not make sense

I don't believe Google would say that

The price is never fixed. Depends on location, grade and how close it is to the source. At production level it's usually not expensive. A kilo of pure coke can cost from $1500 to $7k in source countries where it's directly produced but when it gets out to say the US it gets higher to about $20k . Naija is a transit hub from those countries in South America so and most times it's no longer as pure as it's original form because of profit so the price will be determined by its purity which might be higher or lower depending on the dealer. If he maintains the same quality might most likely sell for more a kilo because it's pure and it's very far from source. Movements to location of distribution also affects its price too... The father it's moved from its source the more expensive. So that same coke in China can go for $60k> per kilo
No fixed price though in some other places you can get for as much as $150k or more. Like I said it's affected by some factors, purity, closeness to source, location, quantity ( it costs more when you're dealing in wholesale)

TheBizGenius:
Oga, don't let's use me as a person as I barely eat more than 5 slices of bread per meal.

But I have seen people eating plenty of food at a sitting.

But look carefully at those 4 bags and tell me if they put it in a plate, how will anyone would be able to swallow them all?

Does not seem realistic to me. But then, there are people with special talents with the way they were born sha.

That one even small to swallow. You eat nothing when going on such trips. Just occasional sips of water till touch down.
Women stuff it in thier añus and private sectors. You are not just aware of what's going on

He obviously doesn't workout. At least for the sake of the role in an action movie, engage in strength training two weeks prior. Lazy youth

SpaceX:
Very weird something, how did the feel getting married same day

I believe the feeling would be out of this world for the parents and children. Don't you think so?

The one who wifed her deserve everything he's getting. Never wife a Thot

If I were the ex I will so use and abuse that place ehhn

2mch:
Know which truth? That Mohbad sang that he father a child that is not his. Well everyone will learn that Lagos law no be their village meeting.

Whatever it is, the roght thing to do is ro clear the air and in this case she should be glad to put every opposition to shame by gracefully going through with the DNA test except she knows what no one else knows. Learn to keep your emotions in check and do what's necessary as a man. That mohbad accepted doesn't mean the child is his. A lot of men are living with children who are not thiers biologically, some have raised and died and left properties for other men's children thinking they're theirs and the women who knew the truth took it to the grave. It's a crime. I know a friend who went through it. The wife messed up while he was out of the country hustling for his young family. One time when he came back he heard the rumours and as a wise chap decided to run a DNA for all his four kids and guess what? One was not his. So requesting a DNA test is not and should never be taken as a slight on the woman but the right of the child and the family. Like some say o think a DNA testing should be mandatory like every other immunization done for newborns

2mch:
All I can say is sorry Mohbad. This guy no deny him child while alive. Why are all this people troubling his wife and child? Because of money? If the test comes out that the child is his, that child will forever hate this family. I hope they are ready.

Hate the family for wanting to know the truth? Some of you need resetting of your upper... Oh they should rather go with he said and she said. When it's your turn believe anything and swallow wtv is given you

doctore212:
Na so dem wan force me to marry last year.

But thank goodness we come find out that the babe na president general for olosho in Ketu area.

I aborted the mission

And the child? Or how dem wan take force you marry woman before

CandyOps:
Trust me bro, you’ll love that choice of music genre for a romantic setting

Yeah I love them for very different settings though. Grew up in a house where those were played regularly. From pops to my elder siblings. Till date I do read better with a little Michael Franks or Wynton Marsalis, discovered it about myself reading in the dining in secondary school while "Tiger in the rain" was playing softly from my elder bro's room to my ears. I don't know about romantic settings though

Very nice idea but this setting isn't for your regular Nigerian. How many people even appreciate jazz or classical music to begin with. A lot don't even know what it is nor can even mention 3 to 4 artists in those categories.

Flowers? Lol if it's not a bouquet of dollar bills or 1k naira denomination they're hardly moved

A 3 course meal for the regular naija banny
Guy you just dey try yourself sha 😁

So you think dem go off phone? They rather switch off the brains.

On paper or for a very select few it's a very super setting. But for the average Nigerian couple, dem done lost from the beginning of the post