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Iyiataata92:
Take out time to go through the comments and you won't have to ask the question again

is it because of the people always displaying vaseline?

FatherBona:
I owe you a plate of isiewu for this reply

help me giam

Babatunde40:
You are living with someone and judging him for masturbating. Have you thought maybe your presence hinders him from bringing girls home. Pack and let him be

collect

Seandisputed:
My brother i weak like mad.
Some so called Christians with their high level of hypocrisy.
One na sin but he sees nothing wrong in the other.

sinners judging sinners for sinning differently

donbachi:
him no sabi sey,some nairalanders don already enter "masturbation hall of fame".

show me the list of hall of famers
mannabqgrills
tosyne2much
omenka
lala

all of them follow abi?

Iyiataata92:
She's seeking constructive advice from Nairaland, the home of masturbators.

Hahaha

what proof you you have that self servicers are all over nairaland

FatherBona:
Free the guy jhor.
Which would you prefer, he keeps one girlfriend and self-services himself anytime he has the urges which is not an offence or a sin (debatable), or he stops wanking and keep strings of girlfriends?!?
Choose the lesser evil





That will be doing more harm than good, drop the idea immediately. He's 29 years for Christ sake. His wife will take Care of his problem when the time comes. That your brother jerks of is a clarion call for his girlfriend to step up her sex game, or maybe your brother is the busy type, (as expected of Medical workers). Hence, they may be a clash in their schedules, that is understandable. Allow them to work it out, and focus your attention on more serious issues.



My peace I leave you

the one thing about self servicing I don't know if it is good or bad is that you no longer believe in love

tantalizing since the days of her youth

freeman131:
I have noticed for about a year now that my Elder brother(age 29) who's a doctor masturbates for a living.

I started living with him in Abuja since April last year.

One night I had a strange nightmare so I decided to tell him about this but to my utmost surprise I caught him masturbating using a porn video in his laptop.

I was really shocked and as a caring younger bro I tried to confront him.

He told me that he's been battling with this act since his University days.

The surprising thing is that he's got a pretty girlfriend who loves him so much.

I had already advised him on seeking spiritual cleansing from our pastor, all to no avail.Now I feel really guilty knowing this and confused about how to make him stop this.

Should I inform my parents, pastor, siblings or his girlfriend?

Please I need constructive advice thanks.

your brother's girlfriend is just not giving him the way he wants.
doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, blow,job, hand job, tit job, face sitting, p***y licking and the most important the money shot
sometimes it's depressing watching porn because it is only a fantasy and you can't get something so good in real life
except with a porn star

freeman131:
I have noticed for about a year now that my Elder brother(age 29) who's a doctor masturbates for a living.

I started living with him in Abuja since April last year.

One night I had a strange nightmare so I decided to tell him about this but to my utmost surprise I caught him masturbating using a porn video in his laptop.

I was really shocked and as a caring younger bro I tried to confront him.

He told me that he's been battling with this act since his University days.

The surprising thing is that he's got a pretty girlfriend who loves him so much.

I had already advised him on seeking spiritual cleansing from our pastor, all to no avail.Now I feel really guilty knowing this and confused about how to make him stop this.

Should I inform my parents, pastor, siblings or his girlfriend?

Please I need constructive advice thanks.

masturbate for a living?
like he is being paid?
is it for a sperm bank?

I didn't know there was a thing or a word like sideguys

Glink2018:
Your family is cursed..you better organize deliverance for the entire family. Because the effect of the curse will surely come.

None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their unclothedness: I am the Lord .
Leviticus 18:6 KJV

read 1 corinthians 6 vs 9

Kobicove:
You brother is the one who influenced your cousin cos he's older than her by far

she is above 18 so she also knows better

Lightangel65:
Lol, same thing happened with my cousin and my older bro, lol they were always doing stupid sexual stuffs, I didn't do anything or say anything I just didn't care, and that was a bad decision

But don't it's better you at least talk to him remind him fornication is a sin and at most incest is a very bad taboo

incest is brother and sister fuccking, not cousins. check your dictionary if I am telling lies or google it

Erediauwa:
When you go out to work, do you monitor his movement from your office?


Don't just conclude in your heart that he's furcking her.

help me ask him ooo is he monitoring spirit?

youngvikthor:
my brother has not bring any girl in that house nor he call eny girl so what the fk is the used cond*om doin there

may be your brother join soapy gang

SavageResponse:
It probably started whnile your brother was living at your aunt's place.

At 26 your brother should know that incest is not not proper and usually leads to birth defects in new born babies

incest is between immediate sibling?
use the word correctly

youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money

So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.

While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.

Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.

And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.

Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21

don't make any assumptions maybe they are just playing hide and seek

helinues:
Parents stunts.... Seeking both state and FG attentions

2 in 1 target

anyway is a way

Kai!!! This one tire me like weeeeeettttttiiinnn!!! Haba!!!

Baba; me I'm short of words, I no know Wetin to talk again!!!
Haba=!! No naaa!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!! Kai?!!!!

Oh.... Oboi, u for no make me see this thing na!!! Now I just can't sleep or rest!!! U just spoilt my day bro... Kai!!!


Ohhhhh. God!!!!

Op; Oboi, u no try for spoiling my mood like this..

Can your friend be assassinated? Wouldn't mind paying people to do so.
C. C Golderbottles85

son of a ......

chai. this na my fellow man wey go dey enjoy threeesome from today

Nairalandmonika:
I Wish u could watch this video, but I know you don't have data to watch it.

him dey find dead bats to see if him go discover Ebola to cure coronavirus

bestpunterever:
And who said ibo people have been marginalized?
Amaka Enemo is the National cordinator of sex workers.

hahaha ur papa. your real dad

Jack500:
Where he wan see 1billion donate, how much does he have, that he will be donating 1 billion, even Atiku his boss donated only 50 million.

He bn Otedola or Adenuga?

at least he is not lying

JustAwesome:
Lagos State has started distribution of food stuff
They recently brought this to my residence in ebute metta.

The bag comprises of rice and garri and a loaf of bread all tightly sealed with threaded sacks

the rest of us na april fool

FacelessKing:
I've been locked indoors with wifey for a 2 weeks now in Boston.

One thing for sure, this virus is strengthening marriages and mending its plenty plenty issues.

no more side piece for you. haha you are fvcked

MelesZenawi:
Adeniyi no strong even as Major General..

Finally Babaginda was right " If I wake up and hear a Yar...ba man beating drums of war, I will just go back to sleep".


Imagine he was busy doing video call at war front while Boko Haram are raining bullets on them..

When did military start to allow owambe in battlefield.

you go and fight war with broom stick while your opponents are using bazookas and M16 weapons
while our dear and loving senators are budgeting $45,000 each for new cars

these people killing themselves without any weapon. Nigeria says they don't have money
but the senators are budgeting $45,000 for cars each

my dear quantree Nijeeria.
my fifle d govment ip nat working at all. jus jamp ship immediately
zo avoid zeath and foverty