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let me guess. I should start crying cuz he's taking marijuana?

So allof una way dey shout Evans... wetin hin get to do with dis??

stupid question

U saw her snatch ur husband in ur dream so u poured acid on her... Oriyintidaru ma!! Na trailer go kill u last last while dogs go lick ur blood for road. Jezebel version 2.0

30 billion banana

After Sunday services and lectures. I have no business with the pastor anymore. I dont hate him or but i'm not freaked about it like most pple re. "Some people love their Pastor to the extent that even when he is transferred they follow him or her to the new location." Dat's d last thing i'll do. At the end of d day, My pastor will answer for himself and so will I

[quote author=Defaramade post=58035286][/quote]Yes na!! how hin go dey ask us dz wan "She demanded to come and see me, to know where I stay?.
Good people, please advice me, should i let her in?. " hahan agbalagba for dat matter, when hin no b kid

Even me xev epp am reject am when i see d picture fr FB...but pesin way draw am dey heartless o...shey na by force?

Me: So babe u said u wanted to talk bout something ?? Whats it ?
Babe: U remember i told u i'm going to my friend's wedding next month and u said no prob.
Me: yea so what dyu need ?
Babe: well D cost of d aso Ebi is 55k, d material enh is so unique n beautiful.
Me: 55k for aso ebi only ?? In dis buhari era
Babe: yea sweetie, and i need 22k fr a new pair of stiletto shoes i saw yesterday, so u'll just have to send me 77k only, forget my fare to her state, i've got dat covered
ME:

SingleDad1:
I would keep this story so simple and short.


I attended a wedding ceremony on Saturday, but one particular girl got me so attracted to her, because she was almost everywhere.


I had to take my time, monitoring her to check when she would be less busy, so i could strike a conversation with her. Okay!! , fortunately we started talking, and realized that we base at the same place. I guess everything happened so fast, we exchanged contacts, and we both resume what we were doing previously before the meet up.


I lodged in an Hotel that night. But around 8pm, I received a call, and i was surprised she was the one calling. I was practically tired and i needed my personal time, but i picked up, and we got into a deep conversation again. She told me, "Maybe you are alone, in your hotel room, I could come around, so we can stay together for the night, and travel together tomorrow". Cool!, I replied her.


She got to my place within 30minutes. I took my bath, and return to sleep. She did the same. But she started talking about female powers, equality and other feminist related stuffs. My eyes became red due to the fact i was lacking my well deserved sleep.


Good people, 4am, she was still talking . I had to start preparing for the journey.


While we were both in the car, she was still active. I got confused if she ever gets tired of talking .


I spent close to 10k buying her what to eat. It got to a point, I asked her to get herself something, she said, she has no money! . Really? . But wait, she consumed up to 10k , she must be a female elephant feminist. She told me, she's a die hard feminist, No man can blah blah blah . Please female feminist, my life is tired of you already (I was thinking alone) - She must be an accident, looking for where to happen.


Good people at this stage, nothing was sounding funny to me anymore. She's just all over my life both present and future.


Okay!. We got home in peace. And around 9pm, her call came in, I almost threw my phone against the wall. She demanded to come and see me, to know where I stay?.


Good people, please advice me, should i let her in?. . Because when she demanded to come and see me, i told her i would think about it. She felt like, i am rejecting her. What should I do?.

Oriyintiburu sir

make Hushpuppi shade am nah.... hin father left lap dia!! Davido way get money get hin own small pikin behaviour but at least hin no dey tackle other hustlers with hin money...... so now human being carry 39 milla buy watch!! God punish devil and brokenness!! Kiddo shey u no go do ur own so?

Tell her to call her family members around n start singing "if i die young..bury me in satin...lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in a river at dawn...send me away with d words of a love song".... bcuz na dat love n jealousy go kill am last last...

Nigeria plan fr d future generation, dem no plan o...wieeen! nothing way u n i fit do... i dey hustle n plan fr my own generation nw. No be bad thing if i make money while things dey hard fr country...dats y na my papa be God... I dey hustle i dey play my part. Sure he'll play his, Nigeria is a disgrace if u just sit dwn dey calculate nd analyse am. but dont let it stop u

"I wanted to wake up I just saw this dark figure showed up beside me and knocked me back to bed, he moved so fast and stayed at the front edge of the bed, jostling from the edge to the side of the bed, I can see it very clearly, a dark fast moving human shape figure,"

this is what happens when you mix vodka with beer while watching "The Flash, be shouting Barry Allen and Savitar" upandan.... u c ur life?

An Ibo man will always be an Ibo man...even inside cell, my nigga dey try make 300 milla

Zoro xev dey talk

ExpensiveG:
Na dis kind matter dey sweet em to talk....
no worry Daddy Freeze dey wait wen jungle don quiet, make him start em own noise before dem go settle dey quarrel

....

Lol

shebi na money? all of us must get am as long as we keep hustling

ExpensiveG:
Waoooooooooow


Waooooooooow
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Husssssssssssssh go and borrow it......


waiting for Daddy Freeze to talk em own...

abeg ooo...make una no involve dat man o

awon oloriburuku

All these Mods go soon come move dz thing go FP nw...shebi na hushpuppi aja 1 matter una want make we dey see every time we log in abi

Papiikush:
Especially twitter

Some people are so Savage if them bounce on you, it will only take God's intervention for you not to deactivate your account.



How dare you compare Twitter NG to nairaland?

Nairaland is dying because of that particular Mod with Zero low sense of humor banning anyone who speaks His/her mind.

Have you wondered why nairaland is not as fun as before? He killed the humor just like professor poppy pants

Lol...funny guy

Op you forgot to add "NEVER OPEN NAIRALAND"....Nairaland sabi carry pple matter for head o, even twitter no reach am o..e dey start fr twitter n others but e dey last fr NL.. u go just commit suicide once ur matter enter NL n u go dey open am

9. Then at 35 years of age, no single beard show up after using gallons of beard oil...

Lalasticlala.
Mynd44. muna push am go FP for dem make dem see

8. And your friends start talking bout how sexy and cute the beard makes them look

7. Then your friend with beards be asking u, guy u no wan gree grow??

6: After buying bearf oil and using it in the morning, after few hours they be like oya make d beards come out na

5: Then Came d miracle!! Pple be advertising beard oils on Facebook, then they rushing to hv d oil

Homeboiy:
beardless guy pls endure

Sometimes shiit happens

Lmao...dz got me ROTF

4: And even all the babes around you start talking about how sexy beards makes men look

3. How you be at home, work, seeing the #Beardgang every social media you log on to