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STFUareyouG0d:
I'm from Bujumbura, Burundi. Does it count?

otemanuduno:
Jesus is the grandson of my God called DOMINO REVERAD. in the era before our present world, he has been proceeded by Zeusus, the son of Zeus, popularly called Dionysus. He was born twice(born-again).

Motus 13:1-27

1. Zeus was a Titan, who was a descendant of mother Earthus. He was the son of Cronus who was a great Titan and a prosperous farmer. And Zeus dwelt on the mountain called Olympus in the continent of Philargas.
2. And Zeus married Hera his sister. Now after the marriage of Zeus to Hera, he also began to like Semele a virgin. And Zeus visited her in form of a homo. Now Zeus and Semele began to be lovers, keeping it away from Hera.
3. And it came to pass that Hera discovered the affair and he began to make friend with Semele because he wanted to find out more about the affair. Now Semele did not know that Zeus was a descendant of a son of God.
4. And Hera made Semele tell her everything concerning the affair. Now Semele was already pregnant for Zeus. And Hera thought to destroy her and the pregnancy in her because of her jealousy. For she did not want to share her husband with a mortal who was not a descendant of the gods.
5. Now when the baby of Semele was about five months did Hera think to kill her with her yet unborn child. And Hera set her on fire, such that she began to burn. But Zeus came and saw what was done.
6. Now Zeus cut the child off the womb of Semele and immediately put it in his thigh. And Zeus kept the child in his thigh until it was time of his birth. Now did Zeus restore the soul of Semele and made another skin for her.
7. And the heart of Semele was glad when she saw the child of her womb which had been born again.
8. And the child was named Dionysus by the father, but Semele called him Zeusus because he was born twice; first when he was still about five months and secondly when he was born by Zeus his father.
9. Now did Semele take the child to the waters and baptise it, for it was born in the date when the time was dedicated to Earthus the goddess of the waters. For the times had been divided into twelve, such that any homo born at a time would be dedicated to one of the powerful gods or goddesses.
10. Now Saturn and Earthus were they which ruled the period of the year when Zeusus was born. And Saturn was he who communicated with the spirit of his worshippers through meditation while Earthus was the one who ruled over the waters to give power to any homo born in her period.
11. Now Semele had dedicated Zeusus to Saturn, the god of the spirits and also to Earthus the god of the waters.
12. Also, Enki was he who made the symbols for the period. And the symbol was made to look like an animal whose upper part was like that of a mountain goat and its lower part like that of a fish.
13. The mountain goat part of the symbol was it which showed ambition, resolute, intelligence, curiosity and endurance, while the fish was it which showed passion, intuition and the power of using the brain.
14. Now the star of Dionysus had joined to the constellation which was called Capricornus. For it had been taught by the gods that every living being had its own star the moment he had been born.
15. Now there had been twelve constellations which had been discovered by Eartum. Now the names of the constellations are Aquarius, Pisces, Ariel, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Capricornus.
16. Now Eartum had found that anyone born on earth would have his star appear in one of the twelve constellations.
17. Now the star of Dionysus appeared in the Capricornus when he was born. And five followers of Zoroash saw it, because they were very wise, seeing far into the constellations. Now the names of the five followers of Zoroash who saw it were Zagrash, Methurdi, Diolinus, Fegubrash and Zither.
18. Now these men had been taught the astrology and the magia by Zoroash. Now did Mazda also see the star of Zeusus as it appeared in the constellation called Capricorns. For Mazda also was a leader in the constellation, having his star as shiny as Saturn also.
19. Now Mazda said to the five Magi saying, a child has been born to a mere Titan. And this child shall take my rulership away and the earth shall worship him instead of me.
20. Now go and locate him and bring him to me so that the worship of him would begin from me. Then the Magi did as their king had said and they went to the land of Nymphidis to get him.
21. Now Knoliud had visited Zeus and had told him to flee with Zeusus the child because he shall be killed by Mazda. Then did Zeusus take Dionysus to the land where Krish was born.
22. Then while Zeus and Semele were in a stable with baby Zeusus lain in a manger, the five Magi of Zoroash came. Now Knoliud had met the Magi on the way and had told them not to return to Mazda anymore because the baby was not he that would conquer the kingdom of Mazda.
23. And Knoliud said to them, Mazda’s kingdom shall not be moved until the second coming of Faulkin. I tell you the truth, Faulkin shall establish a kingdom on earth in the millennium to come. And he shall be killed and sent to the hell fire his father is making.
24. And Faulkin shall return to earth about half a millennium later. Then shall he destroy the kingdom of Mazda and reduce it to non-significance. Now do not tell Mazda this thing I tell you, but go your own way and live your lives.
25. Now the five Magi gave their gifts to Zeus the father of baby Zeusus. And Zeus gave them a branch of a fig tree in return, saying, take that with you for a token of love. Did Knoliud not tell me that Zeusus would be a great homo-god on earth?
26. And Knoliud had also said that the fig tree shall obey the words of his mouth. And Zeusus shall also make wine from water and shall be both a good master and a judge to the people.
27. So the Magi left gladly for they had seen a homo-god when he was born. Then none of the Magi returned to Mazda to tell him what they had seen.

Cutehector:
And why should someone buy tomatoes in shoprite?



Ndi big man... dey waste money anyhow

reverendfather:
eya I nor no say you too join the league

Sempumping:
#dancing....

Thank you

Please make sure you reach PMB about ur thought so we can change this tomato situation

Sempumping:
I no even mind ...tomato nah tomato ,with or without Ebola

Nah to remove that caterpillar, roast. .all nah protein


All we need is tomato

reverendfather:
at least they both have onething in common "dwarfism"