₦airaland Forum

Kingsolex1:
Lols D Matter Tire Me Self, Em Just Fat Like Table.

Ow person dey fat like table again NLers dey talk oooo
Hahahahaha

Mologi:
This grandpa never marry before?...
i witch u success in ur marriage...




Emi na n wa iyawo oooo

Iwo n tie,u Neva see wife since all dis days

gingger:
Y do u need a cafe wen u can comfortably do it with ur phone...
Get a CamScanner and scan u document in form of snapping same goes with ur passport and attach it.. Boom...

U no know say some pple na farmer dem suppose b
Esp girls.......dose ones go b hairdresser

Lol werey l'eleyi oooo
Pple r not commenting so u no gt morale,na for dat FRSC office u for sleep sef.......u dey look for encouragement to tell us story.........b like say rain water don flood ur brain

Maybe d guy invited some girls wey ein dey kpansh b4,and d bride know say ein dey kpansh dem,dem wan come chop her rice again..........she vex


Bt some ladies can b foolish
She only succeeded in disgracing herself

midehi2:

paparazzi....its good sha but i bribe my way out to be kissed outside, too shy

If u truly love him,u'd do it,jst like a reflex action......it jst happens

hab1612:
No body blames you.
If you have never fasted you won't know the meaning of what dey are arguing for.

During a football match, my coach will also tel me similar things but they are very different. On a normal day after a footbal match I can drink water as i like during Ramadan I can't until sunset.

D NYSC sud b considerate and make the date free for everyone, except they want only Christians n pagans attanding dis orientation camp dis time.

Yes dats wat dey want,d Muslims can sit at home n join next batch,or better still next yr

If it will disturb u,stay at home na

ikevictor22:
Speaking of that, I work in a construction firm and have giving a lot of people ( male and female) jobs in my company and other company. Its worth it cause whenever I remember those families that feeds well through my assistance I fufilled.

Broda man,help a niqqa too, so it can b more fulfilling
I studied Elect/elect
I'm a very handy person, and hard working too.
Please

Babe immigration and custom r jobs under d presidency,if u name no come from d president himself omo d chances r pretty very mostly slim ooo
Even civil defence now sef na hot cake
Bt u stand to lose nothing kip fingers crossed my dear

Ginaz:
Hahaha, some girls likes it rough and hot

Ow do u like it?

Theresa

onatisi:
complete madness. I am sure the white man that created that machine did it for a more useful purpose but a black man bought the same machine and he is using it to spray money!!!

Even if d machine is for dat purpose, d inventor won't use it Bt rada ship it to naija my country

Der r places like dat in Lagos too
Niger Delta who una dey fool, NDDC,ministry of Niger Delta wetin dem dey do

I guess we shld av ministry of Yoruba's too......or for oda tribes

Amnesty programme catered for dier citizens, guys
Living in luxury hotels in other countries, 50k/mnth allawee (if not more) was given to dem,jst because dey decided to go for training throughout the programme dat lasted close to 2yrs.......tax payers Moni

Kwantinu bombing......highest Nigeria no go gt lyt,Bt una no go get land.......lagoon is der,in case u decide to relocate to Lagos



cc Utchgirl
my crush,morning

mimzy:
I know you love me i love you too

Ehhhhhh iru wahala wo leleyi nisin
Mimzy I promise to mk sure all my family members vote for u n my friend too,Bt pls no implicate me ehn





*whispering* .......Mimzy nxt time dat kain msg u go dm me aside,no loud am

Utchgirl:
Lollzz !

I'm crushing u on u 2 !

Babe ow u doin,hope u good
See oo Utchgirl because I said I'd vote for Mimzy,she has started calling me darling ooo......I say I shld report myself b4 u see it now n start to come and go and be vexing




Utchgirl wen I'm I seeing u?

D babe no fine,d curves no sharp reach......I jst tire

suzan404:
thank you bro....when the voting starts,I'll call on you....abeg smellymouth,slyisaac,olihilistic,muva.......help me welcome my bro

Aii

suzan404:
bro....no be only fine face we dey look oo....pls you can do the both for her...

No b only fine face,when
Ok na,b like say ur own campaign strategy strong small
No p den Mimzy it is







Wait ooo ow I go vote ?

suzan404:
Na miss nairaland oo....I want make you support her bro

U want me to support or to vote?
Anyways wat r d criteria for becoming miss NL? shey na fine face we dey look?
If yes, den I gatta check out d remaining contestants too
Bt mimzy to fine sha.....yah she fine



Bt me im crushing on Utchgirl oooo
If she running, den..............
cc utchgirl

suzan404:
bro....abeg check my signature and be mimzified!

Done.
Wetin do Mimzy,she dey run for senate?

suzan404:
I no be calabar girl oo....

As u decide to use ......404 I say mk I ask na
Nuffyn do u sha

suzan404:

Ur moniker sef get as e b ooo
U b calaba geh?

suzan404:
lol.....this your moniker get as e be oo

D moniker na die.......BABEJE bitters

dannewlife:
ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE SHOULD USE TOKUMBO TYRES THAT WAS MANUFACTURED 15 YEARS AGO JUST BECAUSE THE THREAD IS STILL GOOD. YOU ARE WRONG. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT RUBBER HAS LIFESPAN. HOW ABOUT IT'S ABILITY TO RESIST HEAT ?

My guy rubber doesnt have lifespan
Does d water storage tank in ur house have lifespan? No, it will jst one dat simply puncture or tear of den u do away with it.
Ur bathroom slippers doesn't expire,it wears off

Chai I like dis thread. Standing beside my car as I read each comment, checking d tyres ......FRSC die well

Op which school u go?








Oya let's see some likes for MAYFLOWER SCHOOL,IKENNE.

kenonze:
.. .. .. ....

The official said, “27 passengers have been rescued out of 28 people in the boat by LASWA water guards.

“Efforts to rescue the remaining passenger are ongoing while agency has also commenced investigations into the accident.”

How about the sailor and crew members?

U min d CAPTAN n crew

Dollyak:
The whole civil design looks ugly and designed by an inexperienced university graduate.

So on dis matter wey dey ground now,na dis drawing b ur problem.
Sorry ma.....best graduating student

ORACLE1975:
See life.........I beg how many cake dey there?.......tell me




Today is my birthday I no even get one slize bread baba



GOD you most CHANGE my story,



#HappyBirthdayToMe.


I pray to my follow nairalanders doing there BIRTHDAY

Baba God most peak your #Call

AMEN FOR LIKES

SHARE FOR ITS WELL

Where u dey?mk I buy u one bottle of orijin,na atall atall bad

Utchgirl:
Lolzz !

Infact l'm d shyest !

Utchgirl, u look like someone I'd like ooo oloun
U fine
If u r not married, wld like to see u sometime










Now I'm shy again ohhhhhhhhh ahhh

Utchgirl:
kk naah !

Mo ti gbo !

Ahhhh u saw dat...... *covers face* now I'm shyer