₦airaland Forum

icebebe:
I must confess,linda is a very beautiful lady,i wonder why she's still single

Her wife material no plenty....only 2½ yards
But her knacking material mk sense,10yards......dey knack dey go,dats y.

icebebe:
I must confess,linda is a very beautiful lady,i wonder why she's still single

Her wife material no plenty....only 2½ yards
But her knacking material mk sense,10yards......deu knack dey go,dats y.

Tomato don dey proud for apple now ooo

ASG- Asso. Of Shy Guys........we don suffer,so ow do I gt to tell utchgirl dat I'm crushing on her now

Witches too av CHANGED strategy.......more pple to catch on d road,minimum flying,aviation fuel on d high

lumeneng22:
I just bought laptop now with my 2phones for family planning.

Na so

jordinsparkles:
well.... Since I didn't have an English name, so my friend in school named me jordin. And my twin sealed it up with sparkles. Awkward shey?

Very
N to tink that u av a twin,nice

jordinsparkles:
are u serious!! Woww

Yah, was thinking dat was y u reinvented her name for urself........or I'm I thinking d wrong thing?

sexymoma:
see dem, "as expected"

Ahh wetin I do again now,ok if days too mch......













Cleavage nko

sexymoma:
And i saw some yeye guys saying Emmanuella didn't display her nude pix before she became famous
Naija guys.... Una never know wetin una want
you act responsible publicly buh make dem follow una reach house na another thing una be

Me I'm not like dat oooo












Its only ur nip*le I'll request for

jordinsparkles:
Girls close your eyes!!!! Its for boys only.

Lol.......jordinsparkles.....I get dat,u look a bit like her doe

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Another thing guys need to avoid is the wearing of tight undies which can "fry" one's testis.

Lie

Immunity1:
If you ask me i will tell you this pastor has gone mad give to the poor not to the rich fake pastor shameless hypocrite

Giving a SUV to a poor man makes him poorer,dose he gave it to r not rich Bt at least they can maintain the car.
He gave out to the poor,widow n orphans too u know.....according to the previous story doe

Mk I b prefect so dat I no go fit do offence Abi..........wusai

I think she's trying abit hard to stay classy n trim.....she still fine sha

MKO4ever:
Have you heard that he is no longer coming?

I've heard ooo MKO Are ona kakanfo..........dem say he's suddenly gone deaf.......dat shldnt disturb my bottle of TROPHY with a bowl of "allied forces" shld it?

buharisbae:
I stay at ago palace I can't believe I'm gonna see my love at last

**crying

Aridsma .......wey u....buharisbae too dey line. Oya ooo we don dey complete,mk we go wait baba for Rollers. In d min time barman gimme one chilled Trophy.

NB: I know some fifu will b vexing now.......calling us zombie hehehehe.......go and die in d lagoon

Aridsman:
Bubu should meet me at Rollers Ago palace way. I have booked correct nkwobi with fresh palm wine in wait for him.

Mk I jst join una na,my house no far lol

mamaafrik:
They tell us "you are a designer",shoooooooooo,me i neva see any sturm lovielle ,frobenius,torsional equation ,bending moment or any laplace equation since we finish ohhhhhh.

As if na wetin w go dey do for work b that mtchewwwww

Instrumentation & Control
Laplace Transforms..................Lawd as if I was bin taught Latin at first,Bt later got used to them,thank God.

Dis one don collect na.......one for d road (14dR)

onstelly:
Yea yea kinda oh, I like better things

Na so,sweet tins dey purge ooo

mamawin:
oh sowwwwy

Nahh its all good

onstelly:
You didn't include my choice #sadface for you
Well mine should be in between slim and muscular

Athletic

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

Babe we fit dey kpansh oooo no strings attached

mamawin:
I really feel for you. I was in that shoe myself, but I didn't sit down for a single day after my service year. a new school just opened nearby, I was teaching computer, home econs, agric, intro tech, f/nutrition, d pay was N4k at times 3.5k, year was 2001, but I was happy I was leaving for work every morni. later I got to teach pre--degree students intro to computer in a study centre of one university not far away, from there..... a job connects you to another, wish you d best, keep praying

I'm not in dose shoes mami,I jst understand ow it feels

Bamz:
Please do talk about the potential risks as well. No endeavor such as this is complete without risk identification and analysis.

My Broda NO RISK,NO REWARD.
which work no get risk,ur jst av to manage them
You can easily tink of d risk associated with d fish pond I guess.
Bt with d keke,it'd really little,because d rider knows dat if anytin shld happen to it (keke),den he wldnt enjoy owning it after he must av completed the contract.
I can say dis for a fact,I stay at Ago palace way Okota, u can literally sleep on d roads der now,so wat complain do u wanna give to me
I know not all roads r good Bt Broda,go do research n find out ow much dose guys take home errday.
I don give u assignment,run go do am wen u finish come collect ribena

Bamz:
Trust me you've got everything within you. People would be very willing to help you if they see at least that you've made some efforts on your own. Even employers dont like people who have been idle fo long periods.

That said, I think anybody can brainstorm, as long as he/she was created with a brain.

Now u r making sense,so u can give out an idea,knowing fully well in ur hearts of hearts dat dis person who has bin sitting at home for a while now wld make good use of d idea.
Not everybody sitting at home is lazy, its jst d situation of tins arnd dem dats making dem look crippled,trust me I've sat at home for a while b4,it wasn't nice,I know I'm not lazy,Bt as of dat time,I cld do but little, n of cause pray.

emmaella:
i agree. i have 1mila but i don't know what to do with it. can anybody help?

Get a fish pond,twld only cost u half of ur mila b4 u start harvesting
2. Buy a new keke napep (#450k),give it out on higher purchase,in wat ever area in Lagos u shld b getting minimum of 10k err week. By d end end of d yr u've made more Dan wat u used in purchasing.
I'm talking from experience, bought a keke for #450k gave it out,I get #15k errweek.......do d maths

geekybabe:
I don't get. You sit down at home and come online to tell people to give you ideas, are you kidding? I don't think you have a problem. sit at home and keep enjoying mums food.
You have a functional brain and you can't think of problems to solve around you. You need pple to give you ideas.

pretty sad.

Madam FYI I'm not a sit at home dude,n if u give someone an idea, is it a bad thing to do?.......I no jst understand ur selfish behind oooo

deb:
Has anyone exchanged your own brain for forex at the parallel market?

Why should anybody tell you what to do? Did anyone tell the guy to use his initiative to attractive potential employer's attention?

What is the essence of your education if you cannot think of productive ideas to solve the need of others in exchange for money?

Spoilt brat stop embarrassing yourself in public. You remind me of how bad our educational system is. We produce robots only waiting for paid job; no initiative nothing

Ok Mr. Brainy I'm guessing u went to one of d best schools arnd. A times its jst pretty hard for some folks, even wen dey av an idea to do something, capital is not der,must feed from hand to mouth. Not everybody can be Olajumoke or d gentle man in suit wiping shileds .
Dat been said, it wldnt b a bad idea if u av an idea of wat anoda can do jst to gt by everyday. And if u do av an idea n decide to b selfish with it den u shldnt wonder too far y our politicians remain selfish n greedy n in extension d institution in which dey got dier selfish training from........in sure u got urs from there too.

missmary:
yeah...

Ahhh den I'm crushing on u too......starting from now