₦airaland Forum

dairykidd:
Someone's dick is 2 inches and ur advising him to have sex.. Make the preeq dey scrape vagina surface or wetin Provide a willing kpekus for him to experiment na

lol he can go to those road side girls and pay at least Dem nor dey reject person

Superpower:
Beyonce called the song brown skin girl because she was also talking about other dark skinned races. If you watched the video you will see that non black women were also included like south Asians. Beyonce identifies as a black woman.her latest single was named black parade and last visual album black is king

makes perfect sense.when you say black it doesn't mean literally black just like Caucasians are not literally white but we call them white people

Horerku:
Never had sex but i get erect

I think you should have tried having sex so when u go to the hospital.u will know all the issues u have .u are 28 male and a virgin that is the hardest thing to find these days .pls have sex soon so u can round up the issues u have.pubic hair means nothing there are people that go all their lives without pubic hair

Maybe he wasn't in a good mood and the picture doesn't really look so great

donproject:
I like you already...

thank u I like me too

donproject:


Question or correction

try nd understand it the way I did urs

donproject:
Want to be friend

friends it is

This story is actually true oh cause it happened to one of my friend but the electrician told the seller that he brought her here to make her own choice not cause she was stubborn

sonofanarchy:
my sister doesn't go around testing tip of Man hood like you.. brown roof girl

I'm sure they do that's why u think all women are like them

sonofanarchy:
you don't see a big deal? You must be a serial cheater

u must be very foolish making issues where there is none.u think everyone is like ur sister?

Ijawwomaninoyo:
If her husband is irrational, it can affect her marriage.
That was the method used by Tiwa and TillBlizz cos he was legally married.
Wizkid 's 3rd baby mama is/was his manager. Ese Agesie too. Anything can happen.

wizkid nd his baby mama were single, tillblizz nd tiwa were also single

Calling her his darling doesn't automatically make her single na. They have become friends and I don't see a big deal there. People pick faults in everything celebs do these days. This social media bill will really sweep this country clean of idiots

gabazin080:
My wife and I don't like condom and we are both very sexually active. to avoid stories that touch we did family planning but it failed in May and my twin girls are just a year old then, so we decided that we can't keep the pregnancy.

After clearing that mess she went back to the hospital to complain and was given another injection and some drugs that she should come back for the injection every 6 months.

Now she is pregnant again after just 4 months. family planning has failed again, what can we do to prevent another pregnancy because we are not going to keep this also and we planned not to have kids again till maybe after 10 years.


Please help with any local or natural method of family planning.

she can try the birth control implants placed on the arm. It works very well though she might add a lil weight after the implant she would be eating alot cause of the homones. She would go back to normal after a while

ZaOzaRoom:
Let me see ur brezzz if u are truly a female.

u must be very mad honestly how does this link to the topic on ground.

That was how wizzy baby tried to scatter the headies by taking the important people away to London chie . The whole award night was like a child's play

I don't understand nairaland anymore oh all the lines have left the topics on the front page it honestly doesn't look organized anymore

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thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

the sperm that is thrown into the toilet goes out for free infact in some cases the guy has to pay for it. So i think 50k is very ok

uruba23:
Please who gave the Spirit of suicide visa to enter Nigeria. ..it is becoming too much o ...all this intends over matters that requires perseverance. ...she wan kill herself over relationship like seriously is it an investment or what.

the producers of sniper go done tire for them sef cause they just want to close down his business honestly

This is in warri, ebrumede police station nd I know the police man very well he is a very troublesome person. I hope this goes viral though

Gabson001:
I stopped watching nollywood 2015 and that was when i saw this lady last, but she was dark sha

she is still dark, that's henna on her fingers and knuckles not bleaching

safarigirl:
As promised.....

#6

Movie Title: Chief Daddy

https://connectnigeria.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/CHIEF-DADDY.jpg

Year: 2018

Cast: Joke Silva, Funke Akindele, Kate Henshaw, Ini Edo, Patience Ozokwor, Nkem Owoh, Folarin 'Falz' Falana, Rachel Oniga, Mawuli Gavor, Linda Ejiofor, Shaffy Bello, Zainab Balogun, RMD.....chai! Dem plenty

Genre: Comedy

Industry: Nollywood

Run Time: 1hr 40mins

Producer: Mo Abudu, Temi Abudu

Director: Niyi Akinmolayan

Plot:
A multi-billionaire businessman and philantropist, dies suddenly. His death brings to fore the existence of his multiple wives, concubines and children, who are all expected to live under the same roof and tolerate each other, for a week in order to access his will.


Review:

The story sounds quite familiar, right? Imagine my surprise when the credits listed Mo Abudu as being the original creator of the story ( she can take that up with Yvonne Nelson and whichever Indian movie Yvonne Nelson copied House of Gold from originally).

So, having seen this particular plot play out in House of Gold quite brilliantly some years back, I was hoping that Chief Daddy would do better.... However, the star studded cast dimmed my hope greatly, because as seen with Wedding Party 2 (which I should find time to review), too many cooks spoil a broth, still, I gave it a shot because I'm nice like that

Was I disappointed? No

I expected the train wreck, thankfully, it was fast and almost painless

Let me start with the positives, the cinematography, as is with every EbonyLife production was top notch, so was the eye-catching wardrobe, and I can't deny, there were some pretty beautiful people in the movie, so, it made it less excruciating than watching Banana Island Ghost.... I also got a few laughs from it, so it wasn't all that bad. I particularly liked how EbonyLife were able to merge their legal series, Castle and Castle into the movie, by making the firm, run by Tega and Remi Castle (RMD and Dakore Egbuson-Akande) the legal representatives of Chief Daddy, I believe that is the first time a Nollywood movie has been able to intertwine a series or some other movie even, into their storyline and I applaud that and encourage more of it


But you see, when there is already a similar product in the market, it is hard to not compare and contrast quality, especially with the storyline and execution, and let me be brutally honest, for all of the razzmatazz that came with Chief Daddy, it couldn't hold a candle to House of Gold where story development is concerned especially. The entire movie looked like a hit and run incident; everything happened in a flash and they gave us no time to make sense of the events. The only thing we established was that poor Chief Daddy was surrounded by some of the greediest people the country can offer...... Save for the surprise eldest son,Damilare (Mawuli Gavor) and Shaffy Bello's daughter, Ireti (Zainab Balogun) the other people cared more for what they could get from Chief Daddy than for Chief Daddy himself.

The scenes went too fast and none of the stories got to fully develop. We saw a hint of a love story of sorts between Damilare (Gavor)and the daughter of the Chief housemaid, Adaora (Beverly Naya), they made such a beautiful couple, but we never got to see them enough to "Awwww" at their beauty, but what I would have given for more of that chemistry.... *sigh*......because I can't help it, I have to juxtapose it with the relationship between Majid Michel and Mercy Chinwo's characters on House of Gold and how we saw them flourish. They went from him watching her perform Omawumi's love nwantiti in front of his mirror, to denying her in the presence of his family, and then regretting his actions enough to apologise and claim her to the same people. We saw them full circle, even as there were other stories to tell in between. I mean, Damilare (Gavor) was the narrator at the beginning and end of the story, but someone didn't think his character deserved more flesh than he was given, or that his love story mattered. The entire circle happened in a flash, and let me not even get into the cheesiness in one scene where he and Adaora (Naya) were staring at some non-existent stars. It didn't hold a candle to the love story in House of Gold, because the audience didn't get to connect with the characters on an emotional level. Damilare and Adara were just a really hot couple, c'est fini.


Another relationship in Chief Daddy was that of Teni (Kate Henshaw) and Tinu (Funke Akindele), Chief Daddy's eldest children. I liked their relationship to some extent, they are thick as thieves and they have some alliance with their aunt and Chief Daddy's sister, Joke (Rachel Oniga). They had some enjoyable scenes together, especially the first scene where they cajole a customer to buy an expensive lace from them.The rest of their interactions, despite Funke's admirable performance, particularly with her injections of Yoruba, are quite bland to be honest. And the cat and mouse duo of Yvonne Nelson and Omawumi in HoG had a far more preferable and comedic dynamic to their relationship.


Next, A-Famzy (Falz). This character sha, it genuinely felt like Falz had watched far too many Big Shaq videos and his character was modeled after the Man's Not Hot crooner. Both in mannerism and even with his rap flows, A-Famzy was quite the Big Shaq protege. Falz played his role decently, his best scene was at the funeral, where he gave a very forgettable rap performance that was only enjoyed by his girlfriend (Beverly Osu), aside that, he had a few other decent scenes, but once again, the comedy wasn't hitting the right spot. I would compare his role to that of Peter aka Peepee, the gay son in HoG, and honestly, PeePee was comedy GOLD.... Can't say same for A-Famzy.


Nkem Owoh, as usual, made the most of an otherwise drab comedy movie and had a few quips of his that would at least raise a smile, but once again, it's hard to perform in the midst of all the drab.... A+ for effort though.


To be honest, the only thing that really stood out in Chief Daddy was Ini Edo's extra large butt. It was hard to ignore, she obviously got a surgery, but damn, she didn't need more ass. We couldn't even watch her scenes properly because all one could see was a humongous ass. Sheesh!


There were so many forgettable performances, but top on the list were Zainab Balogun, whose character, was terribly robbed of screen time, Chigurl and Nedu Wazobia, whose characters played some shady coffin sellers who skimmed the funeral planner and caterer of half their pay (we never got to see these persons cause the kind of drama they should have caused. They might have as well not existed at all) and the most useless character, had to be that of Bisola of BBNaija. She had one scene! They could have gotten some random girl off the streets to play that one scene, why they just had to force Bisola in it, must be the same reason we had to see Wofai in The Wedding Party 2, contributing zilch to story development.



Chief Daddy is a movie that would best be tagged a 'home video', there was no panache to it, despite all the money pumped in. It lacked a natural aura, there were too many forced scenes, too many attempts at comedy that fell flat like bread without yeast and EbonyLife need to do better with their story development because their last two movies have been poorly developed.

Mad props to them for their publicity though, it is top notch and unrivalled, as the movie was still a hit in the box office.


Rating: 5.5/10

Play/Trowey: Play if you collect it through Xender or as a free download



PS: Sorry for th lengthy post

honestly after watching the movie these were my exact thoughts it feels like I wrote this review. Ini edo's ass was everywhere. There was a scene that seemed like she blackmailed falz before allowing him sing at the funeral but that was also cut short. The movie was everywhere and a total waste

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I pity this boy walahi,
First of all, he is the child from the hated babymama,

Then he is gay in a country where everyone is homophobic.
I just hope he doesn't turn out a psycho.
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Actually I pity ur life wahali . U are a very stupid person honestly. At ur age u look at a child and call him gay, a child DAT doesn't even know what sex is. It makes u a very stupid adult to make judgmental calls Like this. I'm very sure u are the psycho

Favor99:
What do you mean by your Bobo is from Benin?
Sorry I grew up abroad so I don’t know what some of the slang words means

boo is from benin

noruwasman:
oshere take am easy na, your bobo fit come from Bini oh, you neva can tell

my bobo Na benin. But e knw say dem dey creep for pidgin English

Illestjackson:
Area!!
who nor knw you nr knw e papa oh

my bother na me hail pass oh ur teeth complete.... After u na u again

thegloor:
dem call oghwekoko for iroko trees (warri), pawpaw (benin, bayelsa and ph) cari join say them fit represent. lion no get time to follow dog drag bone, dodo sef geh liva pas the levos wey many of una dey yarn say na pidgin. las las na slangs and Jesus favorite figure of speech we go use pass info. Wo nyori nor?

oniovo me weh kobi ro.

noruwasman:
oshere take am easy na, your bobo fit come from Bini oh, you neva can tell

. My bobo na benin sef lol. But dem dey learn for pidgin