₦airaland Forum

Ederahobaby:
abeg wetin be okporkpise

lol it means witchcraft

Hoodbilonia:
wich kind dirty muyen talk be dah one
dah one na talk
no level
apako
na wafi pidgin deep pass
edo dey learn

thank u my brother. Benin when be legbere for pigin dem come out come voke dey wan follow warri drag. Benin done baff?. Na okporkpise matter nie Benin take dey win. If na for pidgin ehnn make dem bench

Josh44s:
Nobody run slang reach Warri. End of mata. Na we dey run am.

normally na. Because if e red for here dem go tulele

Sinistami:
I Sight you! Your face de Show Boloko I de feel Your yans scatter for this Obodo Bayelsa weh I tanda so. but make I try decode that Yan wen you yan for there sha.

Sapele is the real home of Pidgin. How are you people here? Its not that I rep Warriors city. Happy indepence day to Nigeria. As we are partying let's use Ankaras and do everything Softly. The police don't have a say because if they do it's to they own detriment.
Driver I need to come down let me go into Hausa quarters and change a 100 Dollars to Naira. I salute every knowing person in this Thread.

u didn't interpret ankaras

SoftP:
See all dis ofurukpe wey never taste street dey drag oil with Warri...
For warri to dey dat list naa under rating
Ishii

na d same thing I talk oh. We (warri) nie be pidgin English I nor understand this kolobi pattern when d wan use. But make we dey watch them with gbejero eye

pweeryambre:
truth or dare
A quiet place
hit and run ; this one is 2012 film but it's so funny it's always new

I just watched truth or dare nd the end is still bothering me cause I didn't understand it

tragergeorge:
That's a small basket though, not that normal basket we all know ooo

that small basket would cost u 2000 naira in warri with plenty abeg

Japhet04:
I noticed the symptoms of Vitiligo on my lips around August last year..At first it was just a small patch but subsequently it began to spread to other parts of my lip and also outside the lower lip.

I get questions everyday asking me why my lips is like that... Some assume I got burnt by acid or fire... I'm a very confident guy so I don't really allow the insults and tantrums get to me..at least I try to hide it as much as I can.. But of recent it is becoming too much and I've told myself that if the spreading continues I would have no other option than to end my life because I cannot imagine living a life of stigma, pity and neglect.. I really can't

I have met severally with dermatologists and have bought several creams and drugs but all to no avail.. The spreading did not still stop.. Not to talk of repigmenting.

This has affected my social life in many ways, I can't boldly walk up to strangers anymore because I always have this feeling that they are looking at my lips.. I no longer have female friends and I'm always withdrawn inside my shell because of it... My self esteem is down to zero. The mere thought that I will live with this forever and it will never stop spreading has made me suicidal.

I got a camouflage tattoo but it wasn't effective upon all the pain I passed through.. Now the substance I use to cope with it is hair dye which I apply before going for my law classes in the morning ... I still wonder how I will be able to practice law with this kind of lips.

Please nairalanders help me with any advice that might be helpful to save a brother.

since u are so conscious of it and I read it doesn't heal. Just go to d market and buy female concealer and foundation of ur colour that's all. Rub it on when u want to go out and it would make it uniform. I'm not teasing or joking. I'm sure it would help greatly.

trapQ:
Then keep quiet if you're not a Muslim because muslims worship a moon god.

even a fool will not sound this stupid do a proper research before u talk trash. They don't serve a moon god. Just cause they are sighting the moon for their calendar doesn't mean they serve it mumu

GrammarCheck:
Is the lady on the right his wife? She's also a popular yoruba Nollywood actress

same thing I thought.cause I have seen her in yoruba movies

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Safiaaa:
ahhh we have to be friends ohhh

I'm telling u we have to be oh lol

Safiaaa:
I get irritated when I see wet paper on the floor or tissue. Or when I see tissue in the toilet when it should be flushed.
I see most things happening to me in dreams before it happens
I can’t drink milk or anything dairy because my stomach is weak
Hmm..I have 3 peircings in my ear and a previous nose peircing
I’m attracted to very very dark men. Like charcoal guys. Just find them sexy, hope I marry one.

wow this is so me.I see most things happening to me in my dreams before it happens
Milk nd dairy gives me gas
I have 3 ear peircings no nose peircings
I am very attracted to dark men.All my exes are charcoal black even my present bf.lol

This happened in benin some years back.The groom had a B.E party a day to the wedding and drank to stupor out of joy.The next morning he literally couldn't wake up.The grooms men woke him up,helped him into the shower and dressed him up.He got to the church about two hours late after the bride has cried her eyes out.He walked in wearing dark glasses and being supported on both sides by two groomsmen,according to them he couldn't walk on his own.That was how he was held up until the pAstor performed the service quickly.U need to see the wedding photos the bride couldn't stop crying lolz

CROWNWEALTH019:
Never will be the same


I worship a living God and not a moon

they are the same.Muslims don't worship the moon either.sometimes do a proper research before writing stuffs.I'm not a Muslim by the way

Sirjamo:
The fact is- they are the same

thank u for that answer u read my mind

Must Nigerians be involved in all types of fraudulent activities?.I'm just wondering where on earth they got ivory cause there r barely elephants in the zoo sef

ArchangeLucifer:
Well said

thank u

Nairalanders can be funny,they quarrel with one another on timelines but in time of trouble and distress this is the best family anyone can run to.i'm happy about ur mum's recovery may God continue to bless ur family. Proudly a nairalander

SalamRushdie:
Ofcourse its pyrite 100 percent, thats not how gold ore presents

thank u for the observation.i looked at it nd thought so too. But I guess they know what they r doing

rusher14:
You wan try mallam with gold.

Lolz Abi oh

Hope it has being confirmed as gold cause those stones look like Pyrite (fool's gold)

I played all of dem nd miss them.u forgot to add game box

I think this was definitely done with the pastor's permission.They were trying to intimidate others into stepping up their game.....i prefer giving to the poor and needy than paying tithe. It's supposed to be between u and God... now Nigerian pastors have turned it to bidding game by announcing the highest bidder....smh

emmymdk:
Received a Mail from DPR... they invited me for Aptitude Test, but they dated it 1st August 1970 as the date of the exam and no venue was indicated. Sent a mail to them and yet to get a reply, I ignored them.

I can't come and kill myself

I got the same thing. Couldn't even login to confirm it

Iloveafrica:
Good morning sir/ma
please, I fractured my wrist and a cast was placed on it since 6 weeks ago.
my concern now is that, I heard a lot of people saying "An arm cast becomes itchy whenever it's healing" but in my own case, for the past 6 weeks that the arm cast has been there, I've never felt any itches on the wrist.


What could be the cause?

it would take sometime but still become itchy eventually.bones take time to heal