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Phones › Re: 5 Ways To Save Your Phone When It Falls In Water by kikilove(f): 12:24pm On Mar 08, 2017

emmanuel596:
Suck the water with your mouth from any opening or hit the phone gently on your hand after that soak the phone in a bag of rice for 3 to 4 hours, that was how I rivived my Camon c9 and that's the same phone that typed this... Bless

won't the dust from the rice get into the screen of the phone from the inside?

Romance › Re: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by kikilove(f): 7:50pm On Feb 02, 2017

Lovely grey human hair cheesy

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Food › Re: Photos : See The Big Fishes This Nairalander Bought In Lagos by kikilove(f): 11:55am On Jan 15, 2017

The fishes looks good so does the owner grin

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Sports › Re: Chichi Igbo Bares Her Belly In New Photos by kikilove(f): 6:01pm On Dec 27, 2016

pyyxxaro:
If this babe give me free lashing ehn

I go bust cry run

because I know say her Kpekus must get small small teeth

The kin Babe go de stand de piss like man

. Lolz

this ur comment is hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

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Politics › Re: What Do You Call A Female President's Husband? by kikilove(f): 10:05am On Dec 23, 2016

Temmiey:
if you have watched 24 hrs ,you will realise that madam president husband was refer to as first gentle man. since president wife is always refer to as first lady,I suppose the husband takes the opposite.

same thing I thought of when I saw the topic.the president's husband in 24 was called first gentleman

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Travel › Re: The Skeleton Of A Bus That Burnt In Lagos, Ajegunle Bus Stop (photos) by kikilove(f): 1:28pm On Dec 14, 2016

Too bad

Pets › Re: Dog Walk Held In Aba (Photos) by kikilove(f): 1:23am On Nov 29, 2016

Daboomb:
Common "WALK", your Dog die for road!

So na dis kin Dog you expect to catch thief for night?

Yeeye, big-for-nothing Dog that has been eating dog food for nothing.
Make im die abeg, make better Dogs replace am.

epic Chie u bad grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Nigeria 2017 Auditions by kikilove(f): 11:05am On Nov 21, 2016

Does anyone know the cost of the form

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Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua Rejects Offering Of $1000 From Swiss Woman. See Why. PICS/Video by kikilove(f): 2:20pm On Nov 13, 2016

[quote author=NextGovernor post=50996922]Though I don't believe in all these pastors mostly those preaching prosperity and always about money and tilth. You hardly see them preach salvation and repentance. Even when they manage to preach it they will still link it to seed sowing. lol.

But I have a respect for TB Joshua for his humbleness and kindness. I non care if na juju he dey use according to some people but he is using it to heal and help people. ]

My thoughts exactly

Romance › Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kikilove(f): 9:01am On Nov 09, 2016

Haute:
Big enough for?

for me

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Romance › Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kikilove(f): 8:32am On Nov 09, 2016

Haute:
Okay...happy load-bearing. More strength to your back. lol

not as big as a load. Just big enough

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Romance › Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kikilove(f): 8:24am On Nov 09, 2016

Haute:
Stuttering and mixing up words? That's so funny. Upload a biko.

I don't need to upload on nairaland to show am telling the truth, few nairalanders who know me personally knows how I look cc Adesiji77

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Travel › Re: Suicidal Nigerian Man Who Was Scammed In Dubai Tells His Pathetic Story by kikilove(f): 8:18am On Nov 09, 2016

CioAngels:
I agree with you.

Romance › Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kikilove(f): 10:23pm On Nov 08, 2016

Very true.i have had situations where I had to literally raise the head of my toasters so we can be on eye level.... sometimes it's embarrassing when u trying to discuss something important nd someone keeps staring at ur boobs stuttering nd mixing words up

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Phones › Re: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by kikilove(f): 6:47am On Nov 08, 2016

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by kikilove(f): 7:11am On Nov 07, 2016

tete:
hello peeps, mine is 6th of February

that's my birthday too tete

Sports › Re: Checkout This Adventurous Motor-Race Exercise In Lagos! by kikilove(f): 5:59pm On Nov 06, 2016

The racetrack looks like the evil Forest in nigerian film.I hope people with only one car are not part of this race oh.... Hmmmm cause if anything happens na sorry others go tell u oh then u enter taxi go house.

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Travel › Re: Suicidal Nigerian Man Who Was Scammed In Dubai Tells His Pathetic Story by kikilove(f): 6:08pm On Oct 24, 2016

I think he should just stay back nd try to start all over again. All that money nd time has being lost

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Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by kikilove(f): 9:16pm On Oct 05, 2016

kaydots:
Ca.john@aol.com thanks

check ur email

Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by kikilove(f): 8:41pm On Oct 05, 2016

kaydots:
Ca.john@aol.com thanks

.chase novels?

Romance › Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by kikilove(f): 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2016

knight05:
OP. .
well done
but you are missing something. .
[size=88pt]21.give her you atm card with the pin
[/size]

ur head dey dere grin

Celebrities › Re: Lord Paper’s Porn “Awurama” Video: “My Daughter Is Possessed” – Father Of Girl by kikilove(f): 7:21pm On Sep 14, 2016

[quote author=demsid post=49351791]which keyword u take search am[/quote
Lord paper's porn video that's what I used.

Celebrities › Re: Lord Paper’s Porn “Awurama” Video: “My Daughter Is Possessed” – Father Of Girl by kikilove(f): 1:05pm On Sep 14, 2016

whizcartel:
please who got the video on phone... I can't watch it on YouTube.

check Google

Celebrities › Re: Lord Paper’s Porn “Awurama” Video: “My Daughter Is Possessed” – Father Of Girl by kikilove(f): 1:04pm On Sep 14, 2016

AnonyNymous:
YouTube has removed the video
I want to see na

check it on Google u can find a place to watch it there. I just watched it now. I swear I was stunned couldn't even hear the words of the music he kept repeating I just wanna make love to u

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Romance › Re: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by kikilove(f): 11:06pm On Aug 30, 2016

Smellymouth:
See as the guy dey price punna like say na crayfish he wan buy..Lol..

All these oloshos sef una nor dey fear God? So if person give you 35k for this buhari regime, for just 2 rounds, u go collect am?

2 rounds? Not even 15 rounds?

Tee Dobuyu Hoe ( TWO)...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4169876_3688615brucejpegd17732517de63fefb48cf4c32a254d46_jpeg20644c20f2b05150adab47f91954d201

. This is so funny am literally laughing out loud.after the funny spelling of two u had to compliment it with a pic grin

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Politics › Re: Man Insults Glo, Ben Murray-Bruce Gives Epic Reply On Twitter by kikilove(f): 8:10pm On Aug 24, 2016

Ondoboi12345678:
Who is Ben Bruce?

Bruce lee's younger brother grin

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Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by kikilove(f): 8:18am On Jul 19, 2016

Noneejiofor:
some gals for be like,its like the guy snitched on me....trust no one sha,maybe the guy nd d lecturer don plan am,if too say the man catch you,e for just tell you the hotel where una go meet

lol I didn't think it was the boy cause my class then was tight nd we co-operated like our lives depended on it.the lecturer in question wasn't even from my dept and that was his first time in our hall.while I was being checked the boy was so concerned nd signaled me to ask where it was I said I didn't carry it.he just said thank God. grin

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Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by kikilove(f): 7:06am On Jul 19, 2016

king406:
someone snitched on u jwor

I don't think anyone did probably I wasn't settled grin

Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by kikilove(f): 7:05am On Jul 19, 2016

SnowJay92:
You said there was a girl two seats from you that had real expo, how come his juju didn't lead him to her? Your demeanor gave you away simple, maybe you were still shaky even after dumping the chip

I think I was still shaky lol grin

Education › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by kikilove(f): 9:41pm On Jul 18, 2016*

Reminds me of when I was in school.i never carried expo cause almost all my lecturers thought my Shakara was too much I dey do fine gal so I wouldn't bother reading a book at all,for that reason they were always checking on me in the exam hall nd changing my seats like an undecided spinster lol.........well in 200l we had this particular course, I try read the thing tire e nor enter my head oh so I went to complain to a class mate of mine,he said ahhhh that's easy na he would write with an empty pen on a copy of my school fees print out that way only me can see it in the hall.na so I allow am write oh,the next day we went to the hall and he gave it to me.i sat down nd held it.Exam never start I done dey shake dey sweat like a sinner in church because of what I was holding. Na so one of our lecturer come nd said everybody out, u would file in nd arrange yourselves again,as I hear that one I fly go out side throw expo inside my bag nd took out a clean school fees printout then went back in. As soon as the exams started, one external lecturer came in. Omo the guy just walked straight to me nd said stand up bring out ur school fees printout, I brought it out he looked at it closely,raised it in the sunlight turned the front nd back didn't see anything.he said give me ur booklet I did, same checking oh didn't see anything he said come out of ur sit I came out,he bent down nd checked under my desk, at this point my course mates were laughing oh cause dem know say I nor dey carry expo normally ironically a gal carrying expo all over her body was two seats away from me but she looks quiet nd innocent.as the man check e nor see anything he said I should turn around which I did e nor see anything that was Hw he asked me to sit down nd continue. Omo na that day I agree say that man dey use juju dey know who carry expo nd dat was the first nd last time I attempted it in my life.till I finish school I dey go read till day break during exams ohhh the ones I nor know I go ask questions shekina..........sorry for the errors grin

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Education › Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by kikilove(f): 8:23pm On Jun 17, 2016

Smellymouth:

Whollup, Just Hollup,
Where are you based?

lol very funny.i rest my case here

Education › Re: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by kikilove(f): 8:08pm On Jun 17, 2016

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha. What set were you in?

I was in class of 2001.

in 2003 set with arinze as the principal

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