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Jokes Etc / Re: Patience Jonathan Challenges Aishat Buhari To A First Lady Debate by kilimanjaro(m): 10:32am On Jan 17, 2015
grin grin This woman has already finished Patience before debate. grin

Besides, does Patience think "umblella", "my fellow widows", "diaris Godu o", are allowed in a debate? grin

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Family / Re: How Do I Send My Sister In Law Packing? by kilimanjaro(m): 7:37am On Jan 17, 2015
What nonsense! This is one of the disadvantages of being too soft. Some men would have thrown that lady out in the middle of the night for being a threat to his family.

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Politics / Re: Railway Lies- Jonathan Confirms That OBJ Revived The Railways Not Him (VIDEO) by kilimanjaro(m): 9:16pm On Jan 14, 2015
Even without seeing the video, I knew Jona can never and never and never think that up.

He lacks creativity! The only thing he's good at is to tell lies that even an iidiot child would detect.

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Celebrities / Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by kilimanjaro(m): 12:45am On Jan 14, 2015
Mogidi:
Twitter meltdown, how many Nigerians use twitter? If the gorgeous Beyonce can't meltdown Twitter, how can an unknown Fulani girl meltdown twitter?

If her father wins she'd be shopping in "space" not New York, another "Iyaloja" waiting to feed on her father's notoriety.
Everything about you is weird!!! From your user name to your sense of reason.

It's not about politics this time, its about how funny we Nigerians are.

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Celebrities / Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by kilimanjaro(m): 12:31am On Jan 14, 2015
The last guy really got me grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Jonathan In Secret Meeting With Obasanjo by kilimanjaro(m): 11:19pm On Jan 12, 2015
Martins301:
Please how did this thread make front page when the source is fake?

Seun Lalasticlala Ishilove Berem and other mods

It's real, Channels TV is airing it. The meeting started around 9.30pm.








Even if Jona beg OBJ from now till day break, we've made up our mind. We are sending him back to Otuoke come May 29.

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Sports / Re: Aruna Quadri Wins ITTF Star Player Of The Year Award by kilimanjaro(m): 5:20pm On Jan 08, 2015
herald9:
he's got Goodluck running in his veinssmiley
Forget about the "Lucky" thingy, the guy is a fantastic player. His loopings and spinnings are outta this world; he has a great footwork too.
Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by kilimanjaro(m): 9:31pm On Jan 03, 2015
Op, this your thread remind me of Bro Emma (my neighbour) in the 90s. He met this lady Sis Chioma in the brothel, brought her home, introduced her to his parents as his wife to be. They eventually get married after so much disagreements from his family. It was known to all and sundry that sis Chioma was an Ex-ashawo.

She conceived a couple of months after and gave birth to a baby girl.

The problem with Sis Chioma was that she couldn't hide her true nature even after given birth. Whenever she had a lil disagreement with her husband, the next thing we would hear was: "you go pay all my toto money wey you don dey fuckkk all these days, bastarrrd".






The afore-mentioned post happened in the 90s in Surulere Lagos where I was born and bred.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is This Happening To Me? by kilimanjaro(m): 3:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
Go to Nasfat Ikeja, you will see lots of Muslims damsels there that know what time it is.

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Politics / Re: Hillary Clinton Accuses Jonathan Squandering Nigeria's Oil Wealth by kilimanjaro(m): 10:25am On Dec 22, 2014
egift:


grin grin grin

Oh my God! Is this the president of the most populous country in Africa or a village head master in Otuoke?

This man is a complete disgrace to we Nigerians! We must kick his asss out of that office as soon as possible. Ahan, imagine!





Thank you Hilary for reminding us how effective He is.

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Politics / Re: 4,000 PDP Members Defect To APC In Sokoto by kilimanjaro(m): 9:53am On Dec 22, 2014
mistabiola:



In Doyin Okupe's voice ;

Those are minors because they're not a dedicated member and they don't believe in the dream of our dear clueless President but all-in-all we will win the election either by rigging or niggling cheesy grin , we now have over 21billion Naira from prominent Nigerians that are benefiting from our ''Enriching the Rich'' policy. Vote for PDP and let the transformation Agenda continue. God bless Nigerians. cheesy grin
grin

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Politics / Re: 4,000 PDP Members Defect To APC In Sokoto by kilimanjaro(m): 12:59am On Dec 22, 2014
Well, all I have to say is:- RIP to PDP

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Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerians Always Praise Leaders After Their Tenure? by kilimanjaro(m): 12:49am On Dec 22, 2014
If we had known that one day a doofus man like Jona would be a President, we would have allowed them to rule us forever.

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Crime / Re: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by kilimanjaro(m): 3:38pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ilekeh:
Are these Nigerian names? undecided

They are actually Chinese names.







@topic, I wanted to shed tears when I read the post. People are really suffering in this country.

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Family / Re: Help My Husband Shares Boxers With His siblins. by kilimanjaro(m): 11:06pm On Dec 18, 2014
profjustine:
I love my husband, but he shares clothes even
boxers with his siblins and he knows i hate
that. Am just tired of buying new wears
because of this. He happened to be a graduate
and should know the health implications. Pls
advice me on what to do. Thank you

Take him to the nearest psychiatrist hospital pls. Thank you.

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Forum Games / Re: Eye Test: What Number Do You See? by kilimanjaro(m): 10:53pm On Dec 18, 2014
Shyna112:
Don't disturb me jo, i can't see any numba and my eyes are good and sharp

you need glasses, lol,




@ Op, It's over 7000 views pls
Crime / Re: What Is Wrong With Our Police? by kilimanjaro(m): 12:26am On Dec 17, 2014
chillex8:
I don't believe this story.

You must have said something implicating.


Seems you live in Burundi
Crime / Re: What Is Wrong With Our Police? by kilimanjaro(m): 12:19am On Dec 17, 2014
Babygal4eva:
They tried it for my mum just last week. I'm an IT student so I'm always with my laptop, we were both on our way to a meeting and she was in a bad mood so I was doing my own thing at the back not wanting her to release her anger on me when a Police guy told her to pack, he started sprouting one nonsense about her eating and driving and asked me for the receipt of my laptop, my mum didn't say anything was just looking at him and his partner, then he told[b][/b] her to come down that they are seizing the car and taking me with them t[b][/b]ill I can prove that the laptop is mine and then they also said that she should provide proof that her samsung tab is her own too... I waited to see if she will come down she didn't even say anything she just wound up her window and locked the door switched the radio on and started playing zuma on her phone, God the look on the police face was just freaking funny... anyway they put that spike thing in front of the car so she couldn't drive off so she decided to play her zuma, when I was going to suggest we just settle them she warned me to better shut up else she will release her anger on me so I continued what I was doing... I kid you not we were there for like 30 mins while the police guys were banging on our window,threatning us and doing everything to make her answer them, she then wound down her window a bit and told them that if any of them should dare put a dent on her car that she will make sure they get arrested for damage of property(she's a lawyer) or something like that, so with the AC and radio on and they were in the sun, they let us go at last and my mum before driving off eyed them up and down with this very wicked eye and drove off.

Aim of this story: There is none just wanted to narrate my tale cheesy cheesy



It has actually helped! Atleast people would know it's not just it to give in to those useless people just like that. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 5:25pm On Dec 06, 2014
Assnal grin grin grin grin grin grin very useleass team grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2014
Wahala90:
[size=14pt]See the stats for yourself.

2003/2004: Arsenal played 38, loss 0, GD 47, Points 90
2004/2005: Chelsea played 38, loss 1. GD 57, Points 95

Arsenal's invincibility can not be compared to Chelsea's efficiency. One winning is better than two draws. Chelsea are far better. [/size]

Tell them pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2014
ItzBIM:
dats why they lost
in other news man u go win da league

Na hand dem go take play their own
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2014
IYANGBALI:
see chelshit fan,na now you see my comment?newcastle go beat una today tongue

Sharap jor, I dey vex.



Chelsea deserve to win this game for they are playing real football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 3:16pm On Dec 06, 2014
What is happening

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 3:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
IYANGBALI:
Whoever scores first will lose the match,you just watch.

Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by kilimanjaro(m): 2:14pm On Dec 06, 2014
These blue boys are entertaining me

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Caught Staring At A Woman Butt Lolx by kilimanjaro(m): 2:12pm On Nov 29, 2014
He did the right thing
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Ex Asking You Of Airtime-guys Whats With That-ιsnt It Funny Or Wat? by kilimanjaro(m): 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2014
smaddly:
mγ εx αsκin mε οf αirtym rεchargε.....its so υηβειievabιε...δατ οπε qυεsτioπ camε το mγ miπδ...ψεre is d ηεψ maη....isπτ hε sυρροsεδ το β hεr cεητraι βαηκ οf πigεriα...haha πο ρ τhough i'ι give or ψατs ur saγ..=)) =)) so fυηηγ.i.tink am sεηsiη shε ψαητs to comεβαcκ...hmmn

Did you school in China
Sports / Re: Arsenal, Liverpool Has Done It 4-times, Man City Twice But Chelsea Has Not by kilimanjaro(m): 12:56pm On Nov 29, 2014
dicksj93:
sorry bro,are u OK? Look at d table properly, can't u see we r 1st...a beg o...ogbeni na man u dey occupy ur position
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Shocking DNA Result: Two Of Femi Kuti’s Five Children Are Not His by kilimanjaro(m): 5:55pm On Nov 28, 2014
tpia5:
anyway, has he confirmed the story, there is a discrepancy in his reported age.

It sure needs confirmation.


During the fuel subsidy protest, Femi said:- "I will be 50 this year, my father had been protesting about the problems of this country since I was a child".

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking DNA Result: Two Of Femi Kuti’s Five Children Are Not His by kilimanjaro(m): 5:29pm On Nov 28, 2014
nduchucks:


Excellent point. I'd even go a bit further. If he had fathered and loved these kids all these years, why not simply keep loving them and treat them as his adopted children? These are not artifacts from a shopping mall; they are children who have loved their father since birth through no fault of theirs. Why destroy them?

Femi is probably just as guilty as the kid's mothers in this case...... As Femi was screwing around, they too were doing the same. So Femi, how many kids have you fathered out of your immoral acts? ehn?

I'm sorry to say that Femi is a heartless baboon!

I'm also sorry to say you are the "heartless baboon" here.


So he should father bastarrds because he's a Jesus Christ abi.



Your sense of reasoning is terrible!!!
Celebrities / Re: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by kilimanjaro(m): 11:12pm On Nov 27, 2014
andyanders:
In fact there is nothing good than flat nyash with little flesh. Most of these women with big asss.... has the worst body you can think of with useless stretch Marks that turns one off.Most of them even has bad odour cus they cannot navigate very well with their hands when taking their bath. There is nothing better than a moderate nyash than what this subject is all about.
Have you taken a very critical look on some ladies with big nyash? Some sucks when you remove those clothing they have on them.

A dirty woman is always a dirty woman! Be it flat-yanshed or ball-yanshed. I've seen a girl as thin as a wire has a cellulite.

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