Sophyrocks:
This Charles Novia talks too much. I dey fear men with leaking mouth. They are not to be trusted.

As for the issue of butt, yes yoruba ladies are well endowed o. chai. But that guy that kept staring at that lady will still come on social media and lament like guys on Nairaland on how he fell mugu for a lady. The lady dey her own o. E go spend tire on that lady becos of Ukwu. Na so dem dey do o.

A guy like that doesn't complain of being "mugulised" by a full option woman, only the broke ones do.



And yeah, nice topic. Anything that has to do with a yansheous damsel always put a smile on my face.

Ruggedman, if Eedris Abdulkareem catch u ehn...




I've you forgotten you had to echo Eedris name in your first album just to gain popularity? And you later apologised to him on a national TV that blah blah blah.

Thebrightest:
Only God knows what my future wife is doing at present.

She's probably on bed with a man.



@topic, congrats

That's why I love my country Nigeria! We have innumerable kind-hearted people in this country who are ready to help the needy in spite of the ethnic differences.

To all those who have contributed to the OP, may God enrich your pocket.

Will also play my part on Monday.

Wish you quick recovery Djdola.

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Sweetlemon:
They are all over the damn place. In our offices, in our neighborhoods, on social networks, everywhere! Torturing us with their low IQed defenses for the first couple and their allies. There are so many things they say in their desperation, or should I say docile-minded states, but the following ones make me want to cry in frustration or lock them up in a room and beat the living shii outta them until their IQs rise several notches up.

1. Other Presidents Were Not Better That GEJ:

Can you imagination that?! (in Giringori's voice and grammar) So just because we have had bad leaders in the past, we should continue having bad leaders and sit, fold our arms and watch while the rest of the world overtake us by 1000 years?
Let me also remind them that never in history have we heard of billions of dollars (not naira o) disappearing from all sections of the economy. Even the Sharia crisis wasn't as violent and as prolonged as what we have now.

2. He's The Best Option Among Other Bad Options for 2015 (The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know syndrome)

Typical Naija mentality. No wonder vision 2020 seems like just a tall dream. Why not? When we have decided to stick with a devil? GEJ has suddenly become the best devil simply because he's a southerner? Oh of course! A bad southerner is better than a strong northerner. We must to support our brother with the last drop of our blood so we can keep those born to rule northerners in check. Abi nau?

3. We shouldn't Criticize Them Because They are Our Father And Mother's Age Mates:

"can you talk to your father/mother like that" "can your mother speak better English?" "can your father be a President?"

It's high time these...... (I lack words to describe them) got it into their heads that Presidents, Governors, etc are not elected to be fathers/mothers. They were elected to work for us and provide the enabling environment where we and our families can thrive in our chosen businesses/careers. even if my mother cannot speak better English, for sweet heaven's sake she ain't no first lady! She ain't representing no Country or State or whatever but herself and our family. So if she's got issues repping our family well, it's our business alone. Gerrit? And hey, if my dad ever becomes President and he starts saying stuff like stealing is not corruption, He is on his own. Oya take that!

4. English Is Not Our Language:

Oya start telling your children's teachers in school to start teaching them in Igbo nau. Please Google 'lingua franca' or 'official language' to understand why Germans, Russians, Chinese, and other non English-speaking country leaders and their first ladies do not speak English at public functions. I no get power.

5. Would You have Done Better As A President?:

Mba o. I would have done trade by bata. Nansense! A company CEO sends out an advertisement for a PA. Someone who can speak 3 languages, write in short hand, high memory retention, etc. Or the owner of a big departmental shopping mall, hotel, recreation center, etc wanting a manager. Why you no ask them to do these things by themselves nau? You see ya dumb sefs?
Secondly, not everybody can be Presidents. Same way law, medicine, engineering, accounting, etc are only for people with the flair, know-how and passion for these things.
So yes, I doubt I have what it takes to lead a country like Nigeria....... and did I tell you I'm contesting?? So please if you can't lead well, park well for someone else who can.

6. His Enemies Vowed to Make Nigeria Ungovernable:

His enemies kwa? Please remind me who the C-in-C is again I don forget. Since when did enemies become more powerful than someone that can wake up one morning and make rules that could make his enemies go bankrupt? Since when did enemies control the police and armed forces? Oh ok. I forgot, maybe you guys mean his village enemies aka African insurance ba? mtcheeeeeeeew! Your dear Presido keeps saying BH are in his govt. Oh so he knows them? What is he doing about them? His enemies are also stopping him from providing social amenities, employment opportunities, etc for us abi? they control the federal purse shey? How come his enemies did not stop him from budgeting N1B for his feeding or the numerous presidential cars and jets he has added to his fleet?

7. It's Their Time. Let Them Complete Their Eight Years.:

Even if it means wiping out the whole country ko?

smh. You all need deliverance hornezley!

Thank you

Yeah, na on top civilians dem they get power, na common boko haram dey kill dem like chicken. Nonsense.

What annoys me most about these people is that their power is in group, you would defeat some of them if confronted one-on-one in physical combat. This reminds me of a guy in Island that gave a Soldier a swollen eye. The coward soldier had to go to barracks for reinforcement. Imagine! They beat that guy and some passers-by to a state of coma that day.

GEJ till 2015 ,

merit12:
Hmmmmm


Are you black too?

I'm a Black Man, but yours is original ,


You are still the true African woman anyway

merit12:
I was here

Hello Merit12,
Shey God forget you for fire ni? No offence pls

Amadaz:
My opinion is that no sane driver under any circumstance should be involved in this kind of accident... Driving is no childs play so it shouldbe taken seriously. I use myself as a yardstick, I've driven for over a decade without hittig or get hit by another vehicle.

The fact that non of these has happened to you simply means you are just lucky! Or probably you've been driving in the streets of Abuja.

I've also been driving for more than a decade, and i've neither hit a vehicle nor a human being, though I've been hit several times especially in Lagos.

Seems some people here are suffering from dyslexia!

The OP stated a man that accidentally killed people ran to the Police Station to make a report and for safety, only for him to be be dragged out by enraged mob and lynched. So the OP therefore seek for a solution as regards this, yet some people are saying if such a situation befall, one should go to the nearest Police station bla bla bla bla...

To all saying that...una dey craze?? Una one die like the lecturer?

Well, this is Nigeria my country, if such happens, omo, na to zoom off o. Then look for a way to assist later.

Cutehector4u:
hahahahahaha thr z no harm in tryn..nd dr is always a first tym

I can't stop laughing staring at that Prince Uzoewu

This Halima is wicked!! She doesn't want her fellow girls to have a taste of what she's enjoying

MzPreshie:
Hmm.. Nice tips. Wish the guys them would just learn from this. Hmm.. Nice tips. Wish the guys them would just learn from this.

Learn from wetin Wey plenty guys never chop beleful, na hin dem go try that rubbish?

Op, your 1, 2, 3, I do them all the time, but 5 is once in a while.




Anyone that tries your 4 and 6 with an average Nigerian girl is surely ready to return to his village.

niggereyez:
boy! does OBJ look uglier than eva in this pic?

Iidiot, mature people are discussing way forward, this one is talking about appearance.

IBKCan:
This is a no issue. We want good government, it doesn't matter if we have Muslim Muslim or Christian Christian. We should move away from primordial sentiments foisted upon our national consciousness by anachronistic, tribal, ethnic or religious beliefs. We need to move on. The freest and farrest election we ever had in Nigeria in 1993 was won by Muslim Muslim. The IBB military cabal cancelled it for other sinister motives. I rest my case.

Thank you for bringing this back to their knowledge because Nigerians have a very poor memory.


And this is even a clear sign that Nigerians of then were more thoughtful than Nigerians of today.

Well, I don't blame the girl, I blame the doofus OP for being a MEGA MUGUN!

I'm not an Ibadan indigene but I'm currently in Ibadan checking out some things. One thing I love about Ibadan people is that they have sense of gratitude - you give them a peanut and they would pray for you from morning till nite , so as they would rain a heavy curse at you if provoke them .

I laughed my asss out when I saw these:- to si bi ki o so fo, to si bi ki o gbomo sin ta bi ki o ku ni rewerewe, .






Anyway, I'm on my way to Soprite.

ITbomb:
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Iweka rd Onitsha

Grab your copy today

I saw the movie on youtube

@topic, well, it's a crazy world!!! And it's crazier when one is imagining.

An open marriage can only work in the real world if you don't give a toss about your woman.


Just imagine this:-

Wife- honey, I had it with with my boss today in his office, he's dikkk was longer and he handled me the way no man has ever done.

Husband- *landed her a thunderous slap..gbosaaa, forgetting they had an open marriage agreement*

No1 reason is "infidelity", what you stated above are under No2.

Chelsea 5, Man U 1


So shall it be.

I give it to Adunni Ade - she look so cute in bikini after two kids.

Liz Anjorin - na jeans that one wear abeg, make she wear bikini before I comment about her.

Toolz - wana see that babe in bikini men

Machine

Endorsed!!!



But why should I sleep by 2am and wake by 5am? This could happen only if I live in Sango and my office is in V.I.

chloride6:


@rickidony with a body like that, you could do better than book space.

Lawd have mercy!!!!!!! . It's hot in here.

Which body does she have She just remind me of the girls i've seen in the streets of Ijora-Badia. Imagine her booking space when scores of people were dying horribly .

RIP to the dead.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Poland beat Germany 2-0 today. If it was Coach Keshi... Hanging.

Friendly is always different from a tourney

post=27065796:
Just imaging what you're saying.
So because keshi lost a game his now obsolete or useless?
I hate Nigerians
If to say Nigeria na Brazil, buy now una 4 don hang keshi tyre 4 neck .. Born am fire.

Bros, Keshi lost many important matches, and besides, na Germany (a country that produce several world best) beat Brazil o, no be common Susan.

Everything about Naija is a joke.


Imagine Susan, Susan of all people