₦airaland Forum

See as all of una don occupy for here.....so no seat me even when sharwama and rozzay dey my hand sha

timpaker: If you wanna truly show how serious you are then stop shaving your eyebrows. Secondly, get yourself a puppy probably for/from him **EXPO** Thank me later

buhahahahaha....u are funny oh

Donmarrius: Any Igbo,still living in the troubled region,must be a fool.

what about those that are in the universities(final year)should they abandon the sch and go and write anoda jamb.

Tunjasko: why are dey treating d B.ASTARD....dey shuld have scatter hiz brain wt a bomb.....

OPERATION KILL BOKO HARAM!!!

nawa for u oo,why shd dy kill him lyk,instead of that they shd rather treat him,then interrogate him,get some useful information from him,then give him a slow,creeping but steady death that will make him wish he was in hell a long time ago

scribble: Glad to see this topic here

Linda makes at least $40000 a month in ad revenue but does she have anybody on her payroll?

Apart from that sloth, Laura


The ad agency guy is just silly... most major advertisers come to NL...

Seuns own is just cheaper even though his traffic is the highest in Nigeria....

Seun doesn't want to do this for profit only...he wants everyone to benefit from the community (having something for everyone is the advertisers dream)

In fact Seun is like the Jesus of Nigeria internet....if he had a donate button like Wikipedia...


I would dash him at least 10k just cos I like the value he has created....

God has not finished with Seun or nl yet

And wat if i say this post should be awarded.

keandre: Mtsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew,3pts sure sure with 2nd XI sef cos we gat mathematics test on sunday

Na GMAT we get on sunday oo

kilokeys: alcohol should be classified as a drug too

remembered the new year's eve of 2008.. downed 25cl of a popular spirit..

the next thing i knew was, i was holding unto my bed so tightly so i wouldn't fall into the ceiling fan above

lyk wtf....u got me cracking

nigerianvenom: @bolded,any prove?

Dont mind d boy....nairaland is not even among the top 10

SweetyZinta: Please tell me what i donot know! Do you get paid when you make it 2 d frontpage? If yes then by who and how much. Am new here and i keep reading stuffs like, i made #FTC Evident of goodthings coming their way. Educate me pls

until u gt there

dammyjay93: lol... I bet it's no 7

Nah...5 and 8

Nice write up op.....jus learnt smtin today. FTC....idontbelieveit...really feel more than good to be here sha.......this is a sign of good things coming my way....#feeling blessed

Austindumas1: lots of things, I mean am a victim. is true you really can't understand except you are like her... being severely depressed, feeling unloved, societal stigma, hey I mean they are many.... it only takes someone like them to understand the gory pains we go through all day, some that succeeded in killing themselves think is the only way out but that's not true, cause I always ask myself 'do you know what you might face after that '? I don't have the answer, but severe depression is a bitch

thats jus it bro

Wasted!!!...mtcheew

donefezy: Hehehe..am a student of тнαт institution,but sorry to say M̲̅y fellow unilorites I am not proud of that school

Ur reasons plss?

I love naija

Sweetlemon: Turkey when it's well grilled then spiced up with sliced fresh pepper, sliced tomatoes, and green pepper

stop it please,u are making me hungry.

FrankySnow: I've never liked chicken why do you feel I will in 2015?

Something's never change bro, you know what happened at captain Cook.

I don't eat bread, I might die just by perceiving the smell. If I put am for mouth nko

Fried egg, God forbid. If you fry your egg with my frying pan I can kill you.

Boiled egg is cool but remove the fvcking yolk.

Point and kill fish..mba. Generally fish smells so come off it, something's never change.

sorry o bros/aunty are u from this planet.....@topic,its either turkey or turkey.

MissJennifer: Hahahahaha.......

its nt funny oo...u are jus fvcking up

MissJennifer: What's the needful?

u ask too much questions.....i dont want u too come again pls

MissJennifer: Oya ayam coming....

Owk....do the needful wen coming

MissJennifer: And who will be the daddy?

yhu ask too much questions jus come.

MissJennifer: awww.....I want to be a mum already

Awwww.....come too my place and u will be a mama in the next 9months....lol

Ucheosefoh: what did you mean by good move ? Playing politics with people's life, is that your definition of what a good move is all about?

he is jus trying to book space.....its a tradition here,they comment before reading the topic.

TrollMan: Now what type of paragraphing is this?
Like Seriously, it's really discouraging to read...

oga read and go na,must u find fault in almost everything,secondly dont quote my english.

dridowu: na opportunity 4 9ja bus conductor to 4m another lane

so it is the conductor that drives now abi....u jus dey rush to comment....smbh

It has happen

chulla12: All I can think about is the vomit inducing se.x.

Stray body hair everywhere, pot bellies and droopy male behinds, saggy skin and wrinkles, chapped and jagged lips, uneven skin tone and texture. Scary old face.

How do these women do it every night?

Its very simple.....they swicth off the light(s)

assfreak: Flat yansh.

I hate flat yansh.

i observed it b4....buh i no won talk,why you talk na.

Evergreen123: truth? that Yoruba boys are fine? Lwkmd.
Make the mistake of telling a Yoruba male or female, he looks Igbo, he will be happy.
How many yorubas can come out for mr Nigeria or mr ideal?
Almost non existent .
Of course u will need good physique, face, height, swag n charisma to win it.
The reason y ur men chase and marry our gals is : we are finer cleaner and we cook better, cheat leas in marriage and have stronger sense of family building.
Swag and charisma: in a dirty person? No.
Physique? Yoruba males are usually lanky and ......

U made sense broda....

I like it lyk this.