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samypopson: you mean to say they cheated their ways 2ru post jamb examinations? Don't think u knw wat u re saying guy

menix: Broz I know say nah u holy pass..

I neva even talk of ow I punish my neigbours by inserting broom sticks into their door key mouth that wen they re bak no jupiter go allow ur key open d door expect u go call carpenter.

Once d swearin finz start, I go jst run go 1 aboki go buy ofio dey nod lik agama..
Its my way of payin bak 4 d beatin wey popsii giv mii say u com report my kind gestures.

skillzbae: hmmmmm. One day i was nt feeling too well, so my sis took me to the hospital(Im so scared of injection,til date). D moment i saw d doc wit syringe n needle, i dashd out of his office nd started runnning, d doc n my sis were running after me, den i saw a man wit blue uniform, going into a rum holding bucket,(@ d extreme end of d hospital), i pushed the man inside d rum nd ran into d rum, i heard d doc tel my sis dat "dnt worry,she wil soon b out", i shouted @ him dat im nt coming out, i locked d door nd threw d key away smwhr inside d rum. I turned back,lo nd behold, i ws standing inside d mourtuary,wit lots of bodies, oh gawwwwd,i started crying, screaming, biting nd kicking d man to open d door for me, d man ws so confused, looking for d key inbtw d bodies i ran bak to d doc immediately d door ws opend nd ws begging him to give me fifty injections,so dat i can forget d xperience

menix: Hmm..doz day wickedt gan..
We get disposed bicycle tyre cut them into snake size, get a black thread nd sew it wiv the tyre. Then we wait till its darkness.

Once I look pple no dey come, I cross over to d other side of d road com jejely drop d snake lookin object.
Once we see people gettin close especially female we start pullin d snake like object frm our hide out.
Broz nd ladies if u see Run nd shout u will know so many BOLT abound in our gr8 nation.
Then com see were we dey roll 4 ground dey laugh lik earth worm wey dem pour salt..

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

Three7Ty9: That child who wanted to conquer the world through engineering, I never blinked, I haven't blinked, I won't blink, so help me God.

mikaj: U never hear about futo bros.

Keneking: Ok Chelsea oya respond

mikaj: Trust me ma peepz, someone with a 2.1 in futo is way better than a 1st class from either a private uni or public uni. FUTO no be beans.

nairaman66: Sting rays or Ebola, I don't know which is deadlier?

Anyone remember the TV presenter who died on NAT GEO from a sting ray venom couple of years ago? It was so instant!

QMark: Some people are born to queue. They queue up only to buy the phone and get caged in the rigid apple world.

htc till i find a better option, and I don't think I'll find a better option anytime soon.

Tashamania: Calm down, the list is just meant for 10 schools not all schools

olapluto: Did you take permission from Oga at the top before using his boys?
Nice pix though..

HNosegbe: I suspect navy, actually.

Congratulations to the couple.

odilinonso: Nd pple lyk u placed dis country where it is nw

Estimable: Some pple tend to buy these products just to belong.....push them them to the right they go, to the left same......
Quality 1st........

krall: You lust it...

You cant afford it...

Then you hate...

Too bad.

Of all OEMs, it samsung. Even their tvs you hate.

You haven't seen iphones and HTCs that are over-priced for no reason.

sunnykalu125: beats earphones that was overhyped was bought Apple company for $2.5bn dollars.

odilinonso: I tink d problem u av is lack... Those gadgets r top notch. U beta hussle nd get money so as 2 join d moving train nd leave dat keke u are on.

Yungmilio2: Funny dude
All boys can have a child
But not all has the abilty capability agility and durability
To become a Father
All this things I never get
So ask your school mama to show you your real dad
Son

rkarang: Stop running from your responsibility, dad

Stop running from your responsibility, dad

EINSTEINPG: As unreal as a dream, but as welcome as dew on parched flowers. If you think offering my head as sacrifice will fulfil your elusive heart desire(admission), then you are free to have it. But make sure yours is available next year when candidates in similar situation will be requesting for it. It pays to be altruistically generous.

Yungmilio2: so you dey try tell me say I no sabi book be DAT
anyway if nah weytin go save my head no p
I no sabi anything

Kweentinu: I'm confused abt this whole admission thing...I really don't want to stay at home next year again...I'm really scared

yungchop: bro no panic again, rkarang na babalawo e go call ambali spirit this night, opey4luv, alimtoheeb, abasstoheeb, killercute16, where yungmilio2 head na?? I say make una bring the guy head come!

wheesin: splendid.. still waiting for ambalis list o...

Uzzie: the link does not work

adigunomomama: If you need any assistant concerning unilorin admission

Pls contact me on whatsapp +2348160790370

Pls if u score below 50 in ur post jamb, pls don't bother yourself. Thanks