MzLarem:
Lol..we'll see abt dat nw.

MzLarem:
cos of u,I'll go nd learn PES.

haywhy911:
yeah,please do. There is a lady over here who co-owns a game store. Chai,she would just sit guys down (minus ma friends o) and start loading them goals. That woman is amazing

porrigeyam:
Rip ....cultism is very bad thing they will just useless u

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating succesfully d Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in
agbada

. About 50secs later, a man went to
dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his
father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich
man gave him a millon naira cheque too
(ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I
was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie
I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I
summoned courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to
open his brief case & give me a cheque too,
suddenly I heard a noise












"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T
INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"


ClassCaptain

JustTara:
OMG! This is my first! yeah! someone likes my nose...
actually getting a screen shot of your quote and sending it to my friends. Don't call me crazy.

osaslord500:
If u are in the north and a Hausa man points you and say “wana yaro, acuya ne!!” my brother just run

IDGAF:

Bros! Even my own na well I dey fetch water o.I av never used a well in my life,but am getting used 2 it.

Av noticed dat water and electricity are major issues facing dis town.

Sexytemi:
i stopped being interested in lag trade fair when it was moved from d main trade fair center to TBS.

youmour:



Ojuelegba remix ft drake & skepta

youmour:
I use to be skeptical about wizkid songs and naija songs in general but after i heard the song at the salon i went to cut my hair i had to download,its a great song.one i have heard in a long while.if only we can get more songs like that from our already established musicians then we will see more people appreciating the contents of a song and not just the kpa kpa dun dun of the instrumental

Mhegar:
brain stormer... for scholars in dah building.. pls bail me out.. a man and his son embarked on a journey and had an accident; the man died while his son was rushed to the hospital in a state of coma, on getting to the hospital the son died. a surgeon full of grey hair was called to attend to the boy, as the surgeon saw the boy he shouted " no I can't attend to him becos he is my son". WHO IS THE SURGEON?

Mostwanted7:



What you gonna do with the apace

haffaze777:





u mean he's bastard to be

Mostwanted7:
If Chelshit no drop points today make una call me bastard