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Politics / Re: Who Bewitched Senator Akpabio? by KillTheZombies: 1:03pm On Dec 27, 2018
I told people that Akwa Ibomites are too republican to follow Akpabio on his self-serving death path to dumboharism.

Akpabio is simply afraid of EFCC, Akwa Ibom people know this, his political fortune is now on a downward spiral. Akwa Ibom whom dumbohari also insulted for not voting for him in 2015 will never be won by APC.

Take it to the bank.

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Politics / Re: Eyah.....it's A Pity O by KillTheZombies: 12:24pm On Dec 27, 2018
Who this one lamentation epp?

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Kicks As Kano Govt Destroys Beer, Insists On Restructuring by KillTheZombies: 12:07pm On Dec 27, 2018
Ewedu Muslims go pick race from this thread. grin

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Politics / Re: 91% Of All Absconded Policemen Sent To Fight Boko Haram Are Christians - FFK by KillTheZombies: 11:58am On Dec 27, 2018
Ewedu muslim monkeyz who are simply dumbohari's slaves will come out to attack FFK for the viable truism.

grin grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Flyers Spotted In Kebbi Saying Vote Buhari For President And PDP For Senate by KillTheZombies: 11:41am On Dec 27, 2018
senatordave1:

Your inability to spot your party's dying logo shows your just an anti buhari minion....

You are a daft mooslim zombiharist if you can't decipher that the sticker is a fake cheap sticker, and a propaganda machinated by lie Mohammed to deceive your empty skull. Oya take am. Gbasibe! grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Flyers Spotted In Kebbi Saying Vote Buhari For President And PDP For Senate by KillTheZombies: 11:32am On Dec 27, 2018
senatordave1:

Consolation theories to ease painment

Dumboharist Zombies are not expected to identify fraudulent news even if it is slapped on their worm infested skulls.

grin

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Politics / Re: Analysis: If Kano Hisbah Can Destroy Alcohol Then Benue Can Destroy Cows by KillTheZombies: 11:30am On Dec 27, 2018
I agree with this truism.
Politics / Re: PDP Flyers Spotted In Kebbi Saying Vote Buhari For President And PDP For Senate by KillTheZombies: 11:26am On Dec 27, 2018
Fake news!

With just 3,000 I can print a few fake stickers and bring it to NL.

Poorly done propaganda by APC zombies. grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 11:22am On Dec 27, 2018
Omololu001:
I'm sorry for how dumb you're for believing that pic is real grin

Ewedu, So buhari has never worn red cap on campaign posters to ask for votes abi? Answer me.

grin

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Career / Re: 167 Policemen Deployed To Northeast Didn’t Abscond – Police by KillTheZombies: 11:15am On Dec 27, 2018
No they didn't abscond, they simply ran away. grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 11:10am On Dec 27, 2018
Afamed:

5% people have not learned their lesson. Hope it will not be usual Biafra or death after the 2019 election?

Alufarudeen with his ewedu stained lips, it is better than hiding like a rat in hotel to hoist Oduduwa republic flags. grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 11:08am On Dec 27, 2018
Bragalane:
Buhari does not want Igbo votes. Igbo can go to hell with their votes. After Buhari is declared winner of the election you will have more material to wait about

Dumburudeen, if dumbohari doesn't want IBO votes why is he deceiving himself by wearing with Isiagu and red cap? Does it mean you now agree that the dumb dullard is also a fraud?/ grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 8:28am On Dec 27, 2018
Adebowale89:



after post election your eyes will clear, it will now be biafra or I die. you people never learned cheesy

It's brave and better than hiding in hotel rooms to shout 'oduduwa ooooo' like these ewedurudeens because of the fear of abooki koboko. Cowards!

grin grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 8:21am On Dec 27, 2018
Adebowale89:



Wail gently

buhari will be re elected next year. You can cry from now till eternity I am not move

Emotional ewedurudeen, but you are the one lamenting that IBO's refused to vote your dumb master since 2014. grin

50% core north+97% SE+ 95% SS+ 87% NC= Atikulation din don don.

grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku About To Commit Suicide – Festus Keyamo by KillTheZombies: 8:13am On Dec 27, 2018
This glorified ambulance-chasing 'charge and bail' lawyer loves to deceive himself. He can campaign and defend the devil if the price is right. After all, he is the one defending the Ozubulu church killers that murdered several innocent souls today because of the millions they paying him.

Shameless kleptocrat who lacks principle. Your end is near. Ozuor!
Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 8:04am On Dec 27, 2018
Adebowale89:
Everybody just like pressing igbo mumu button, that is how jimi was promising them next governor of lagos state that can never happened



some people are political liability nationally

Just like dumbohari keeps pressing ewedurudeen mumu buttons by pretending to love MKO even though he was one of the abokki officers that personally flogged MKO with koboko while in prison. Ewedurudeen skulls are very gullible. grin

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Politics / Re: Why Igbo Won't Vote Buhari by KillTheZombies: 7:37am On Dec 27, 2018
Malam Murtala Gosho is on point.
The Igbos can smell bad market and wholesale poverty-distributors from 10 miles away. Dumbohari smells like such.

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Business / Re: Identifying Scams Online And Avoiding Them by KillTheZombies: 7:27am On Dec 27, 2018
AdaAde:
Buhari is a scam, a scammer, and a scammerudeen.

Lmao!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Calls For Ariaria Shoe Manufacturers To Buy Leather From Kano by KillTheZombies: 6:52am On Dec 27, 2018
If I for say. Dumbohari brain no fit talk intelligently like this. I knew it must be another buhari and I was right. The daura dullarrd I.Q too small to think like this.

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Politics / Re: (Throw Back): My Secondary School Students Are Better Than UNIZIK Stds - Atiku by KillTheZombies: 5:54am On Dec 27, 2018
Dumbohari destroyed the education system. Today ASUU is still on strike while his relatives are abroad enjoying life.

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Sports / Re: Mountain Of Fire & Miracle Football Club (MOF) Nearly Won Nigeria's Top League by KillTheZombies: 8:15pm On Dec 26, 2018
philip0906:
Lol...Pure nonsense!

These guys (MFM) live in a cramped out hostel in Bolaji Omupo Pedro. Their team bus is an eyesore and below standard for a "professional football club" in the 21st century. And yes they are poorly paid. Everything about the club reeks of unprofessionalism.


But they sold a player John Odey to FC Zurich just recently and the guy has been banging in goals in the Swiss league and UEFA Europa league.

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Sports / Re: Mountain Of Fire & Miracle Football Club (MOF) Nearly Won Nigeria's Top League by KillTheZombies: 8:11pm On Dec 26, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
Godwin Enakhena, the club’s chairman, described his players as ‘football monks' and says the strict Christian rules are simple

Is Godwin Enakhena the chairman? Wow.

I remember him on raypower fm and AIT television as sports anchor those days.

Where is the ever smiling Mitchel Obi of AIT sports
Politics / Re: 2019: Igbos reactions to Yoruba 2023 Presidency dream Is Pathetic & Pitiful by KillTheZombies: 7:59pm On Dec 26, 2018
life2017:


Abiola election in 1993 shows South South may not allign with South East . 1993 is not so much of an old history.

The political milieu and temperature are not the same with 1993, you know it but only want to deceive yourself as a typical Yoruba Muslim.

You voted against SS in 2015, it is a political capital that will be used against you till you come to your senses. You would do the same to the East if you had half the chance.

The SE and SS will not divide their votes because of a yoruba man who even voted against a SS because they believed he embraced the East too much. You can take that to the bank.

cheesy

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Politics / Re: 2019: Igbos reactions to Yoruba 2023 Presidency dream Is Pathetic & Pitiful by KillTheZombies: 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2018
Obi1kenobi:

[s]
This wasn't really my observation. The hatred for Buhari started right from the campaign stage of that election. If you saw people insulting Buhari as an illiterate, or sowing fear about his motives to create a Fulani caliphate, the probability was very high that such people would be Igbo. I'm not merely talking about Nairaland where there is a lot of trolling between groups. This was my observation in the real world. Ndigbo have never hidden their complete disdain for Buhari and Hausa-Fulanis.
Of course Hausas certainly didn't like GEJ, but in my opinion, Igbos have carried more injurious rhetoric around about Buhari since the elections. This toxic climate of hate and fear was what Nnamdi Kanu exploited. Had GEJ won the elections, let's not deceive ourselves that nnamdi Kanu would have had the same level of support that he did. He certainly wouldn't. He thrived because Ndigbo adopted him as the symbol of their resistance to the Buhari government.

Buhari in my opinion does not deserve the hatred he has gotten from Igbos. He twice picked Igbo running mates and made it unequivocally clear that he intended to hand over to an Igbo man if he got elected. Even after Igbos soundly rejected him in the 2015 polls, he still explicitly stated that he would hand over to an Igbo man if he could gain some traction among Igbos in support, but we have made it clear we despise him, so he has retreated from that line. For the record, I believe Buhari's government has been an utter failure on the economy and national security, but in politics, putting all your eggs in one basket the way Ndigbo have done with PDP is suicidal[/s].

Shut up, you dumb 'I am IBO' ewedu-gobbling zombie. Stop pretending about your tribe. You are a damned dumboharist zomboid.

Where did your dumbohari jibril claim 'explicitly' he was going to hand over to the IBO with his own mouth?
Was it not the same IBO's who 'hated the hausa-fulani' that voted Yar'adua and shagari. Were they not Fulani's. Is Atiku not Fulani.

Your bastard dumbohari went to Aljazeera to insult a 50 million+ tribes scattered all over the world by calling them 5%ers immediately after setting foot in Aso rock because he was drunk from the cup of triumphalism, you dumb skull didn't see anything wrong with that, but how Igbo reacted is your main concern. Typical zombie.
Maybe they should have fallen on the ground and licked the ground that he walks on as a reward for his insult just like your conquered and emiratized tribe.

Politically, the north and the East can disagree to agree based on mutual benefit. It happened before your dumbohari and will happen after he is dead and rotten.

Dumbohari is not greater than the East or the north. Igbo's were vindicated, he is an incompentent bigot who doesn't know his left from right and he proved Ibos right. You as an agelong hungry unrepentant zombie can go to hell in 457 pieces if you don't like it. Not a care in the world will be given. Even when you and your dumbohari dies and rot away, the great Igbo race will still be here standing tall and breaking bounds. Go and die!

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Politics / Re: 2019: Igbos reactions to Yoruba 2023 Presidency dream Is Pathetic & Pitiful by KillTheZombies: 7:22pm On Dec 26, 2018
[=oooduancalmdown post=74188648]
[s]He never rulled not because because of Ibos. Abiola won't, but the North refused him his mandate. In order for the country not to split, they made another man president. If such things happens today again, trust me the country will burn.
Yoruba people are tired of the country already anyways. You ibos are losers and northern slaves.
You can't stand on your own. Na to dey look for person join body all the time, hence "we se/ss" that you guys always shout everywhere. You cant even run for president in your own country. What you guys have always done is run as vice since the country was created.
Apc won't give you guys the president. Go to PDP. You guys are not needed in APC. Ibos can never rule Nigeria. Take this to the bank.
Bloody losers!![/s]

Still on the lamentation things. grin
Anyways we all know Yorubas are too emotional.

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Politics / Re: Sanwoolu Visits General Hospitals In Lagos To Share Joy Of Christmas With Them. by KillTheZombies: 6:02pm On Dec 26, 2018
Politicians..... grin grin grin

Any politician wey you call for phone right now go pick him call. After dem win next year, dem go throway that phone sim. Na unreachable you go dey hear. grin

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Car Talk / Re: Arthur Eze Buys 2019 Roll Royce (Photos) by KillTheZombies: 6:00pm On Dec 26, 2018
This man made so much money from helicopter contract during GEJ's time.

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Crime / Re: Boy Stabs His Sister Over Christmas Food In Rivers State. Photo by KillTheZombies: 5:24pm On Dec 26, 2018
If you people want to live long, send your junior brother to psychiatric hospital. He is 22, he is an adult that will kill you all one day if care is not taken. I'm very sure he is in one of the numerous cult groups in Rivers.

I'm sorry I can't raise my kids in Rivers. Enugu, Asaba, Nnewi, Awka, Orlu, Umuahia are the only places I can raise my kids.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Killings: Aisha Yesufu To Buhari: "Why Are You So Heartless?" by KillTheZombies: 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2018
Dumbohari is a heartless bloodthirsty demon. The only time he has felt an ounce of human sympathy was when his son Yusuf broke his head while performing stunts on Abuja roads with a bike bought with 55 million naira looted by thieving dumbohari from nigerian coffers.

The Daura President is a corrupt, thief and terrorist, anyday he doesn't see people die in bloodshed he can never sleep well.

He is a demon that must be bundled out of Aso rock.

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Romance / Re: Ladies: On The Subject Of Deposit And Go Men by KillTheZombies: 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2018
But why go about impregnating women and risking diseases and carrying troubles all over the place when you can mastutbate till you are finacially independent and ready for marriage.

Masturbation is even sweeter and you don't have to spend a penny on a nagging creature.

Just thinking aloud.

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