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President Atiku is spot on.

In real life, I don't discuss politics with yorubas in my office. When they try to bring up politics, I tell them I don't discuss politics in my office.


I appreciate greatly if yorubas who come to my office do not start political conversation.

Let business be business and let politics be politics.

Chikena.

Afonjas voted dumbohari thinking they were doing 'Ibos', today na dem poverty and hunger dey push to commit crimes in order to see amala chop.

Second Niger bridge only exists on pages of daily trust, the nations toiletnewspaper, lie Mohammed's skull and garbage shehu twitter page.

Femi Adeshina talks less nowadays, since he was caught lying against Amnesty on channels TV, he has pushed the difficult job of defending dumbohari to garbage shehu and lie Mohammed and has taken a retreat to save whatever is remaining of his battered integrity as former chairman Guild of Editors.

This one go pepper zombirudeens wella.

Niger state- 100% Atikulated.

Lalasticlala which bridge you dey follow this Christmas, is it the real bridge or dumbohari's spiritual 2nd Niger bridge?

Vanguard news.

Christmas: ‘Follow Buhari’s completed Niger Bridge to Onitsha,’ Nigerians mock APC members

Due to heavy traffic at the Onitsha/Asaba Bridge, all South-East #APC members coming home for the Christmas are hereby advised to use their SECOND NIGER BRIDGE already completed on Social Media by Buhari. Drive safe on the spiritual bridge.”


The above is one of tweets by a Nigerian on social media who is taunting the APC government for allegedly claiming the Second Niger Bridge will soon be completed.

The statement which is currently trending with “Onitsha” on social media is also making jest at some travellers going to the east for Christmas celebration.

Days after President Muhammadu Buhari presented the 2019 budget at the joint session of the national Assembly, criticisms have continued to trickle in, especially as concerns claims of development that the president made while defending the budget. One of such criticisms is on the Second Niger Bridge.

President Buhari had said during the budget presentation that his government had completed some projects in the country, citing roads, education, health, and job creation. The president had also said the economy was getting better while corruption and insecurity were being almost tamed.

Meanwhile, while the President made mention of some of the claimed projects he said his administration had completed, some of the lawmakers had booed him while others shouted “No!” and “Lies!” at him.

The senate chambers also witnessed a fight between lawmakers of the All Progressives Congress, APC, and those of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, following the attempted humiliation of the President while he was presenting the budget.

Shortly after the president finished his budget presentation, many notable Nigerians, including the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki and the former aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Pastor Reno Omokri, had faulted president Buhari on some aspects of the budget, with Omokri saying the president lied on some projects he claimed his government completed.

One of such claims faulted by Pastor Omokri is the Ogwashi-Ukwu Dam in Delta State which the president claimed was nearly completed. A video shown by Omokri on the dam showed no proof to the claims the president made in his budget.

Meanwhile, others Nigerians have continued to take to the social media to criticize the claims made by the president, with many taunting, especially Southeast APC members travelling to the east to take the “SECOND NIGER BRIDGE already completed on Social Media by Buhari.”

Below are some of the tweets:

Cyriacus @Portecyreal “Due to heavy traffic at the Onitsha/Asaba Bridge, all South-East #APC members coming home for the Christmas are hereby advised to use their SECOND NIGER BRIDGE already completed on Social Media by Buhari. Drive safe on the spiritual bridge.”


Chukz F.T. Azagba, @Chuks4ryl “Sir, months ago, Garba Shehu tweeted photos of a live modular refinery in my LGA. I called home only to hear that the proposed site was just being cleared… How far with Ogoni clean up? When last did pass through Onitsha and position of the said 2nd Niger Bridge?”


PSCΛLΣS MCLӨЦIS ЦПBЯΛПDΣD, @DaddyPeePscales: “Good News Due to heavy traffic at the Onitsha/Asaba bridge head,all the Southeast APC members coming home for the Christmas are hereby advised to use their second Niger Bridge which contract has been awarded and project completed on social media by #PMB”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/12/christmas-follow-buharis-completed-niger-bridge-to-onitsha-nigerians-mock-apc-members/amp/

Whenever you are travelling, never keep quiet when the driver is going haywire, always caution the driver even when other are keeping quiet. It save lives

And finally stay away from peace mass transit, no dey enter bus wey agbero drivers dey drive.

KANU is right..

Oshigun:
Why do you keep using the same image? Zombie retardeen.

Yorozombie, Why are you frustrated? seems I'm doing something right.

goslowgoslow:
Very dry joke, not funny at all.

The comment was a blow to your zombie skull, blows are not supposed to be funny to the recipient.

RTSC:
I am waiting for him to answer too

Caseless come and answer.

If that almajeri zombie says anything common-sensical I'll swallow my head.

The question weak am, he come pick race like coward Nigerian soldier wey shekau dey pursue.

Fire on Ohamadike!

Keep kicking jibril on his skinny arse.

We are loving it.

Xander85:
Was watching a news programme on Ben television some years back prior to the 2015 elections, and the woman Onochie was one of the panellists. They were discussing Biafra, IPOB, etc, and i was taken aback at the womans bile towards Ndigbo...at a point she made statements to the effect that she's not Igbo and they shouldn't include Asaba, or wherever it was she came from, in the Biafra agenda! I then wondered what this evil witch had to say about the Hausa/Fulani, Yoruba and others tagging the 1966 coup a Igbo coup, and what she thought of the loses Ndigbo have incurred as a people because of the actions of some army officers from present day Delta State!

Just forget about her!

Lauretta is an irredeemable idiotic efulefu who can't even move freely on the streets of Asaba but hides in Abuja to lick up seminal fluid from Diseased pro-dumbohari Alhajis and politicians. Abuja is her 'village'.

Take a very good look at her best picture, does she look healthy to you? She is a walking reservoir full of diseases. No one takes her serious. Ashawo no dey get principle and shame when money dey ground.

We all know the idiotic efulefu sells her rotten vagina to disease-ridden alhajis for stipends just like lauretta onochie the palmwine drunkard.

Unfortunately we live in a time when Igbos have good memory and efulefus and their offsprings pay for their sins no matter how long it takes. The immediate profits they get will not last but the left fingers they use to point to their father's house to insult it will grow rotten. She and the other idiot that calls himself pigo hedliger on facebook whom I know like the back of my palm down to his family house. That idiot that almost got rusticated while in the university has been insulting Igbos on FB because he's paid to belong to #IsupportDumbohari campaign group.

More pains to ewedu skulls.

yorobba muslims and their quest to be as rabid as the almajiris.

Yorubas are never united.

Obi really pummelled his skull.

I guess he is still suffering from 'post-obi pummelling syndrome'

cenaman:
So kwam1 dey do yahoo too? lazy nigeria youth.

Yoruba Fuji and dudu musicians started the illegal transportation of cocaine to the advanced countries in the 80s.
They hid cocaines in their musical instruments in the guise of of going for tours in the US, UK, South America, saudi, asia etc

The likes of Barrister ayinde, kwam 1, queen salawah abeni, etc were major cocaine transporters and drug mules. Thiefnuubu used many of them in his active days as a drug pusher and baron.

No Yoruba can dispute this fact.

ItsMeAboki:
Not surprised at all; what else would you not expect from a wayward baby factory Olosho pikin without home training?

Almajiri is it your demented skull that robs 10 year old from the cradle and rapes them that should be applauded?

Akpabio don scam Nsima, Nsima will petition EFCC but Akpabio to hide under dumbohari jibril's babariga.

Once Dumbohari jibril loses power in 2019, watch as Akpabio will rush back to PDP to save his skin. Very sleazy and greedy politician without principle.

Anyday you give them education, they'll stop being zombies and kick you out of power.

ItsMeAboki:
No scarcity of Oloshos for that side - all 99.9% of them according to Kanu.

Zainab your sister wey I fucckk for nyash inside her hijab for BUK during my service nko? Halima de fura girl wey dey suck my prick for only N100 nko.

Go gariki amansea and ugwuoba for Awka go see abokii hijabian girls dey sell cheap kpekus. Abokii tot0 na the cheapest.

Alexreports and young young kpekus.

Osinbade the fake pastor is fooling ewedu baboons. We all know that there can never be a Yoruba presidency before an Eastern presidency when power returns to the south.

Intact it is easier for a Yoruba zombie to rule Poland than to become president whenever power returns to the south. The East will never allow it to happen, whenever power comes south, if the Yorubas plan to cheat the East, then the East will scuttle it and dash it to the north.

Few decades ago, a Yoruba presidency wouldn't have been a problem, but yorobass shot themselves in the foot by continously taunting the Igbos and saying they'll never vote 'Igbo presidency', this happened for many years on newspaper stands before internet came around and then internet came and they continue the anti-Igbo campaign online, now that millions of Easterners have now been sensitized about Yoruba insults, why should they allow the Yorubas to take the presidency when OBJ have already done their turn with the support of the East?

Except a northern president dies and a Yoruba VP assumes power, a Yoruba man can never be elected president, they've lost the goodwill of the rest of south and the north will always vote their own. The only time Yoruba voters ever put anyone in the presidency was in 2015 just yesterday. If Awolowo with all his political aura and camaraderie couldn't become president and failed when the North+East hammer came down on him, I don't see it happening again. Yoruba voters can't make anyone president until they come to equity with clean hands and campaign for an Eastern presidency the way the East campaigned for Obj their son.

If they feel too big to return that favour, then let the gambaris rule forever. They've insulted the East for too long, their heads will now be used to break coconuts that they'll never eat, until they come to their senses.

Easterners are not fools, like businessmen they believe in reciprocity. If you hate them, they'll hate you 100 times more, if you love them, they'll love you to heaven and back.

highcollide:
look at this kafir destroying this thread. If them born you well, sight the moon without the knowledge of your Fulani masters.

Kai you don finish the yorozombie.