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Religion / Re: Mbaka Mobilises Support For Buhari’s Reelection Despite Catholic Ban by KillTheZombies: 11:42pm On Jan 01, 2019
Mbaka the semi-literate businessman fooling himself and his illiterate congregation. grin

Muslim dumboharist APC zombies will come here to masturbate and hail him while licking their semen in joy. They'll even proclaim him greater than prophet Mohammed. grin

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Travel / Re: US Embassy Denies Closing In Nigeria by KillTheZombies: 11:38pm On Jan 01, 2019
And the Americans continue to swindle Nigerians.

The US embassy in Nigeria generates more money than many US companies annually, so why should Trump a shrewd businessman close their most profitable embassy in the globe?


grin

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Sports / Re: Oshoala, Kgatlana, Ordega Made Up The Top Three Finalist For Women’s Award by KillTheZombies: 11:22pm On Jan 01, 2019
BuhariLooter:
BUHARI ADMINISTRATION DEY PAIN EVERY NIGERIAN EVEN YOU WEY DE TYPE BROTHER, WE NEED TO TRY SOMEONE ELSE BUHARI HAS BEEN TESTED AND FAILED ATIKU HAS BRAIN TO TURN OUR ECONOMY AROUND, WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT DO BETTER THAN OTHER PAST PRESIDENT, NIGERIANS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF BUHARI'S FAKE INTEGRITY

Keep up the good work.
Car Talk / Re: Igbo Big Boys Storm Their Village With Their Cars For Christmas. (photos, Video) by KillTheZombies: 10:47pm On Jan 01, 2019
IkpuMmadu:

Oga for me to use my own money to buy a car of my choice is a show off?

Zuzuwa

I no say make you no buy plane if you fit afford am for necessity. Buy am but with less noise, who get money, get money, show off or no show off. For me show off with stuffs like cars which are at best liabilities attracts a lot of hate even from your own extended family members. All of us get different upbringing and therefore different priority.

I'm not bragging my lowest account balance get about 20 million inside ( I can show you screenshots) but I no fit buy car wey pass 1.5 million because no be wetin dey sweet me be that. There are billionaires I know who drive Golf 4, Siena, corrolla in onitsha, Aba and Alaba.

My dad (a great businessman) will always say 'Money is already a 'noisy commodity', making more noise with it is annoying to every sane person'.

Different strokes.

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Travel / Re: See Photos Of Akwa Ibom Air Flights Awaiting Delivery From Canada To Nigeria by KillTheZombies: 10:33pm On Jan 01, 2019
I laugh when the dumb zombies in APC claim that they'll 'CAPTURE' Akwa Ibom. As if Akwa Ibom people are animals. It is an insult to the good people of Akwa Ibom. No wonder they refused to come out during dumbohari's campaign. Let Akpabiorudeen continue to deceive you all. grin
Car Talk / Re: Igbo Big Boys Storm Their Village With Their Cars For Christmas. (photos, Video) by KillTheZombies: 10:17pm On Jan 01, 2019
Absolute nonsense, unnecessary show offs that attract hate and envy everywhere. I be Igbo and I no support am lai lai. You don't need to prove to anyone that you are a billionaire. Silent millions are sweeter.

Na warren buffet be my role model.

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Politics / Re: What Biafrans Will Never Tell You About The Real Cause Of Their Woes In Nigeria by KillTheZombies: 2:13pm On Jan 01, 2019
If you lament about IBOs and didn't end your tissues of lies and lamentation on how to delink yourself with your 'Ibo enemies', so that you can enjoy your Nigeria without your IBO nemesis, you are just deceiving your ewedu skull.

Shikena! grin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Why I Haven’t Criticised Buhari Despite Borno’s Worsening Insecurity by KillTheZombies: 2:03pm On Jan 01, 2019
Kashim it is because you are a dumb abooki like him dumbohari too. So spare us your balderdash.

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Politics / Re: What Would Be The Reaction(s) Of The Ipob Yoots, When PMB Inevitably Wins Again? by KillTheZombies: 1:56pm On Jan 01, 2019
When Dumbohari 'wins'? That's 'impossicant past tense'

grin grin

Zombierudeens will eat their shiit when dumbohari loses. grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku's Spokesperson, Segun Showunmi Accused Of Plagiarism by KillTheZombies: 11:32am On Jan 01, 2019
Just like garba shehu and dumbohari stole Obama's message and the zombirudeens applauded? grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Shuns PDP Youths Hires Foreigner As Social Media Consultant by KillTheZombies: 9:49am On Jan 01, 2019
Zombirudeens and cheap propaganda.
Crime / Re: Hooker Beats Up Man Who Picked Her For N7k Without Having A Dime by KillTheZombies: 9:47am On Jan 01, 2019
Mr Bleep and no pay.
Politics / Re: Prison Officials Bar Deji Adeyanju's Friends, Family From Visiting Him by KillTheZombies: 9:07pm On Dec 31, 2018
Politically motivated trials do not usually make headway.
If I were deji I remain strong, definitely I remain strong and when I eventually come out, I'll use the popularity I've garnered during my political incarceration to contest for a popular post like Federal house of reps and then win. When I win, I'll make sure I spend my political power opposing every bastard that had a hand in my political incarceration.
Politics / Re: Corruption: If You Have Any Evidence Against Me, Go To EFCC – Atiku Boasts by KillTheZombies: 7:16pm On Dec 31, 2018
Guestlander:


A Nigerian court cleared Ibori before he was convicted in the U.K, Alamieyeseigha escaped from the U.K and no charges were ever brought against him in Nigeria.
Atiku's accomplices have all confessed and convicted in the U.S
A beg, what more evidence do you need to know that big time corruption is hard to prosecute in Nigeria?

Why then is Magu still being paid with jumbo salary if you've now submitted that EFCC is useless. Why not scrap EFCC and 'export' your corrupt criminals to UK and US to be prosecuted?
Family / Re: See The High Number Of Babies To Be Born In Nigeria on New Year Day By UNICEF by KillTheZombies: 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2018
The country's population is spiralling towards uncontrollability.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Thanks His Supporters For Their Support by KillTheZombies: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2018
People like sowore will never be president until illiteracy is watered down. Most illiterates are drawn to dumbohari while the literate and enlightened ones are drawn to PDP, sowore candidacy will divide the literate votes against dumbohari that's why I don't support him.

If I have my way as president, I will declare a state of emergency in the education sector, improve education and allocate the biggest budget to the sector for 30 years. After 30 years, illiteracy will be criminalized, if you are still illiterate and above 18, you'll have no right to vote.

Illiterates will always choose demented leaders, that's why people like dumbohari are still taken seriously in this part of the globe. In literate countries like Finland, Norway, dumb people like dumbohari can't be cleared to contest for ward councillor, that's why their countries work.

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by KillTheZombies: 3:45pm On Dec 31, 2018
highcollide:
We need statistics on human decapitation and corpse excavation in Nigeria....

We need to give this to the winner...

Ewedu yoruba man lifts world cup trophy on human spare parts competition grin

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Politics / Re: If As A Yoruba You Are Defending Buhari's Coup On Shagari... by KillTheZombies: 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2018
No creature in the world is more hypocritical than a Yoruba creature. None!

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: APC Chieftain, Adighije Warns Ndigbo Against Toeing Wrong Path by KillTheZombies: 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2018
If una like make una threaten Easterners till thy kingdom come. They'll not vote a dumbohari that sent soldiers to kill their peaceful people. The East will not reward wickedness and tyranny. grin
Politics / Re: "Buhari Will Record Landslide Victory In South East, South South In 2019" by KillTheZombies: 3:09pm On Dec 31, 2018
Lmao! Even zombies know this is a big lie. They've already given up on the Old Eastern region joining their dumboharism.

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Politics / Re: 2019: APC Raises Alarm Over Moves To Thwart Igbo Presidency by KillTheZombies: 9:09am On Dec 31, 2018
I dey look dey laugh.
Politics / Re: Why US May Give Atiku Visa – Keyamo by KillTheZombies: 8:51am On Dec 31, 2018
doctokwus:
Watch these devils and criminals in the evil party change the goal post soon,now they are aware atiku is about getting the visa they built their campaigns on.
Next APC campaign stance would be:'if Atiku is not corrupt and claims he wasn't indicted for fraud in the US,he should pay a visit to Jefferson in prison'.

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Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Kills Her Husband With An Axe Over Christmas Gift (Photos) by KillTheZombies: 8:38am On Dec 31, 2018
Women are evil.
Politics / Re: Ambode: Uyo Crowd Shows Buhari Is Undefeatable by KillTheZombies: 8:35am On Dec 31, 2018
PassingShot:
Only the Idiotic Pigs of Biafra think Atiku has a chance.

See the 'crowd' my dear zombie. grin

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Politics / Re: Ambode: Uyo Crowd Shows Buhari Is Undefeatable by KillTheZombies: 8:33am On Dec 31, 2018
See Uyo 'crowd' grin

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Politics / Re: 2019: Agbaje, Sanwo-olu Scramble For Igbo Support by KillTheZombies: 7:42am On Dec 30, 2018
AgbariOjukwu1:



Lol, Yorubas dey price Igbos for N300 million , this one dey here dey rejoice.. Ambode did same thing in 2014 but what was the end result ? He made sure you guys can only access Lagos State owned tertiary institutions with at least a credit pass in Yoruba.


When Sanwo-Olu enters , he will make a law that all poto poto pigs must give their children Ogbomosho tribal marks if they want to continue staying in Lagos cheesy

Noise I know say you go lament. E pain u dearly.

See make I tell you, Ibokwe the efulefu has collected his share, hope you read Apga lagos is asking for 1 billion they will collect their share, Ohaneze will collect their own, Nzuko Igbo go collect their own, Igbo traders go collect their own, Igbo leaders of thought will collect their own, World Igbo congress are waiting in line. You know we are not centralized like Yoruba where tinubu collects your measly share from dumbohari in abuja and everybody falls in line, we are republicans, so be prepared to settle up to 20 Igbo groups, we all know the 300 million is just for Ibokwe and his family of four.

We IBOs like money wellu wellu like thieefnubu. I think the development is a good transition from the lagoon lamentations of drunkard oba lilwayne.

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Politics / Re: Crowd Chants O To Ge, Ole At Bukola Saraki And Kwara PDP Gubernatorial Candidate by KillTheZombies: 7:25am On Dec 30, 2018
Baba oloye....paro lo jare!

O to ge ni ilu eko.

grin
Travel / Re: Noo Saro Wiwa Makes 30 Most Influential Women Travellers In The World List by KillTheZombies: 7:17am On Dec 30, 2018
We all know Booharri supported the killing of ken saro wiwa by his bossom friend Abacha whom he claimed was never corrupt.

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Politics / Re: 2019: Agbaje, Sanwo-olu Scramble For Igbo Support by KillTheZombies: 7:06am On Dec 30, 2018
I told Yorubas like okoyeebos, ramdeuter, passingshot and other broken-headed ewedu fuccktards that their politicians wear more red caps and Igbo attires on campaign posters than agbada nowadays therefore IBO votes cannot be as inconsequential as they always try and struggle to always paint.

Are they trying to 'omo-ibonize' the state? grin

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