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I need one more goal, up madrid.

Scores?

if barca loses dis match, the prize GARRl will automatically reduce. But if madrid loses, the prize will increase.

So all you garri customers makes you support and pray for real to win this match Ooo.

Or else you'll be forced to pay through ur nose for just one nylon of garri

Dis messi shaaaaaa shey dem no fit break im leg? Mtcheeew

Callimo: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! see trafik for NL.

I dey tell you! We go soon enter hold up

Abeg make u sef park well Oooo

elari: . . . Halamadrid my man. Valdes dey sing why me and Messi is no where to be found.

lol who is messi? Oh u mean dat small man

jhydebaba: Halla Madrid!!!

thumb up

Abeg shey modric go play today?

Keep the commentary coming folks... Nairaland na my tv today

I want to know everything dat happened, dat will happen, and is about to happen. Guys don dull me Ooo.

Halamadrid!

elari: . . My guy, madrid dey use Barca do training o. I just dey hala madrid from my bedroom to parlouroom and even bathroom. Omo one red card for Andyrano

halamadrid my guy! Dem go no talk say no be everyday be christmax. We go show dem pepe

Freiburger: dem wan commot pepe leg

messi abi?

UP MADRID! Abeg na who score dem di goals??

I'm not watching the game Oooo! Can someone told me how da fhuck da game is goin on??

Thanks in advance!

Mr Bank'Ole (bank thief) you don't have to worry cos only the good die young. Enjoy your loots while it last. #headrobber

Arrest dem and send dem to jail period...

slimzme: Download Adele's new song GARRI @ http;/www.garrihotblog.com/adele
Will be performing d song life @ d next BET awards.
Song expresses ha grief in d sudden rise in price of garri.
Just downloaded both d song nd da lyrics.d verse 2 of d track;
I've(Adele)been tru long distances
In da meaning of wat persistence is
Ma hearts bleed @ every instances
Of d skyrocketing price of garri
Caused by d song of dat dude,Aboki

are you high

BREAKING NEWS: As at the time of filing this report, the price of GARRI has just reduce...

THIS IS A VERY GOOD NEWS TO GARRI ADDICTS!

27.08.2012, 9:48 Local
The Congress for Progressive Change (CPC)
yesterday said the non denial of the Wall
Street Journal report on the yearly payment
of about N5.6Billion to former Niger-Delta
militant warlords for guarding oil pipelines is
condemnable.
The Journal’s report gave a break-down of the
payment as ‘General’ Government Tompolo
Ekpumopolo (N3.6 billion); Asari Dokubo
(N1.44billion); ‘General’ Ateke Tom (N560million)
and ‘General’ Ebikabowei Boyloaf Victor Ben
(N560million).
National publicity secretary of CPC, Rotimi
Fashakin, in a statement recalled that President
Goodluck Jonathan’s administration, earlier in
the year, awarded the contract for the nation’s
Maritime security to Global West Vessel
Specialist Agency, a private firm owned by
Government Ekpumopolo.
While regretting that the federal government’s
action has invariably subordinates the Nigerian
Navy to the private firm, he said the
government’s reason of inability to ‘source’ the
$103Million needed to invest over a 10-year
period on a project expected to garner
N124Billion into the nation’s coffers, generate
1,375 direct jobs and 1,620 indirect jobs is
untenable.
The statement said “For the Contract to have
unfettered access, the Jonathan regime had to
withdraw a sponsored bill before the National
Assembly that would have created Maritime
Security Agency (MASECA) expected to carry out
the same functions now outsourced to former
Warlord Tompolo’s company. Furthermore, as
part of the political indiscretion and opacity
associated with this regime, a contract, at an
undisclosed cost, was awarded In July 2012 to the
same company owned by Tompolo for the supply
of 20 patrol boats to the Nigerian Navy.
“We consider these actions as grave financial
imprudence by a regime that seems not to ‘give a
damn’ if the Nation totters. What is more, the
Wall Street report further asserts that the
Federal Government plans to spend $450 million
on the amnesty programme for this year, despite
the increasing theft of crude oil in the Niger-delta
region.
"Is the Jonathan regime showing itself as the
Government of the Militants and for the Militants
alone? Is the Jonathan regime giving tacit
approval to militancy as legitimate occupation?
Would these payments be responsible for the
threats of fire and brimstone by some ex-militant
figures should the National Assembly go ahead
with its impeachment threat to President
Jonathan for non-implementation of the 2012
budget?”

No be only messi, na cr9

profola2be: my Brother,Ram wey reverse back,na power he go bring come.
lol.

my Brother,Ram wey reverse back,na power he go bring come.
lol.

my Brother,Ram wey reverse back,na power he go bring come.
lol.

hahahahahahahahahaha, udondeymadt my brother........

Ah! Thank God, finally the prize of garri don come down....

Pls Nairaland, I want to about this kpomo thing.

I always get attracted whenever I saw a kpomo inna a soup/stew but a friend of mine says it has no nutritional value. And we end up arguing a times.

So I want to know if people only eat it for eating sake or is there anything it adds to the body.

Your contribution will highly be appreciated.

Some people for hia never eat kitchen or turkey before na so so kpomo dem dey chop...

Kpomo men and women

Shollypopz: I wonder why ppl are yabbing these babes.....Is this not d norm in Naija universities....

LOL....Abeg I'm a flower jo, I can have as many BFs, as long as their spermatozoa does not enter me

No worry I go use condom

Toktee: One of the 40 laptop on duty,i live in minna infact in railway quarters and i can tell you guys,nothing like that is happening here,the movement of those ancient trains remain the same,my uncle do carry one once in a week to kaduna on their way back buy firewood and bush meat,this has been hapening since 2001,i challenge the op to tell me how many trips that old chinese made train make in a day,the railline are overtaken by weeds,go their now am standing close to railway police station,you will c them gather in group base on their ranks and age grade discussing till 2pm work closed.robbish.

Toktee: One of the 40 laptop on duty,i live in minna infact in railway quarters and i can tell you guys,nothing like that is happening here,the movement of those ancient trains remain the same,my uncle do carry one once in a week to kaduna on their way back buy firewood and bush meat,this has been hapening since 2001,i challenge the op to tell me how many trips that old chinese made train make in a day,the railline are overtaken by weeds,go their now am standing close to railway police station,you will c them gather in group base on their ranks and age grade discussing till 2pm work closed.robbish.

40 lappy indeed

LMAO @ GPAN

Today is his birthday, the king of pop.

Send in your birthday gifts wishes here and also tell us which of his songs do like/enjoy best..

My own is; 'billy jean', 'another part of me', 'suzie got ur number', 'bad', 'black or white', and many more...

Keep it coming!

I also hope it won't affect the prize of coco and akara tomorrow M̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊N̤̥̈̊ɪ̣̝̇n̶̲̥̅̊G̲̣̣̣̥

Sunbellar: OJUKWU remains a hero! Hardly can this generation get his type.

u mean to say he's a super zero...

See as oju'iku be like papa ajasco for stv