₦airaland Forum

Some people for hia never eat kitchen or turkey before na so so kpomo dem dey chop...

Kpomo men and women

Shollypopz: I wonder why ppl are yabbing these babes.....Is this not d norm in Naija universities....

LOL....Abeg I'm a flower jo, I can have as many BFs, as long as their spermatozoa does not enter me

No worry I go use condom

Toktee: One of the 40 laptop on duty,i live in minna infact in railway quarters and i can tell you guys,nothing like that is happening here,the movement of those ancient trains remain the same,my uncle do carry one once in a week to kaduna on their way back buy firewood and bush meat,this has been hapening since 2001,i challenge the op to tell me how many trips that old chinese made train make in a day,the railline are overtaken by weeds,go their now am standing close to railway police station,you will c them gather in group base on their ranks and age grade discussing till 2pm work closed.robbish.

Toktee: One of the 40 laptop on duty,i live in minna infact in railway quarters and i can tell you guys,nothing like that is happening here,the movement of those ancient trains remain the same,my uncle do carry one once in a week to kaduna on their way back buy firewood and bush meat,this has been hapening since 2001,i challenge the op to tell me how many trips that old chinese made train make in a day,the railline are overtaken by weeds,go their now am standing close to railway police station,you will c them gather in group base on their ranks and age grade discussing till 2pm work closed.robbish.

40 lappy indeed

LMAO @ GPAN

Today is his birthday, the king of pop.

Send in your birthday gifts wishes here and also tell us which of his songs do like/enjoy best..

My own is; 'billy jean', 'another part of me', 'suzie got ur number', 'bad', 'black or white', and many more...

Keep it coming!

I also hope it won't affect the prize of coco and akara tomorrow M̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊N̤̥̈̊ɪ̣̝̇n̶̲̥̅̊G̲̣̣̣̥

Sunbellar: OJUKWU remains a hero! Hardly can this generation get his type.

u mean to say he's a super zero...

See as oju'iku be like papa ajasco for stv

FG should pay the Kuti's family their potion of the amnesty na...

Abeg who be dis Dino guy??

Missy_B: Some of you are so bitter, one wonders how people manage to live with and around you in the real world.
Slut, btch and all other insolent epithets on a lady whose only crime is having a birthday like you do? You lot need help. . .and fast!

Hmm, I guess you wondering why they calling hoe's b!tches

Who's that b!tch!

Funkymallam: http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/news/59356-babangida-threatens-to-expose-buhari.html


*Grabs guguru and epa*

And how will this new even reduce the cost of the guguru and the epa sef. Abeg mek dem park na money me dey find.

@OP, how old is you?

Disagreed

Pysam: Let the battle begin

the source?

…Pump price may hit N200 per litre
By LOUIS IBA
The possibility of a hike in the pump price of
petrol looms large in Nigeria as most depots and
retail outlets in the country say they are running
out of stock. Already in some parts of the country
the pump price of petrol has gone up to about
N160 per litre, as against the government
regulated N97 per litre, and industry sources say
prices per litre could hit N200 and above in the
days ahead, not just because majority of retail
outlets are running out of stock, but a stiff
resolve by four oil marketers’ cartel to shut out
supply to press down the demand for the
settlement of outstanding debts totalling about
N200 billion.
The huge debt is specifically owed importers of
petrol by the Federal Government (under the
fuel subsidy scheme), and the marketers say the
debt has stalled their operations, with a threat to
the security of jobs of about 400,000 workers.
According to Ikem Ohia, secretary of the Depot
and Petroleum Products Marketers Association
(DAPPMA), the debt had inhibited the continuous
import of petrol, and with the government
resorting to the state firm, the NNPC, as sole
importer of the product, supplies to depots
owned by private investors was waning with
every passing day.
“We sincerely hope that the government is not
relying on a sole supplier for the whole country,
because this approach has failed in the past,”
Ohia warned. “Petrol queues will appear with
attendant chaos and socio-political backlash.”
But the Federal Government has swiftly refuted
the debt claims of the marketers, saying it had
issued Sovereign Debt Notes amounting to
N42.666 billion to 31 oil marketers. Paul
Nwabuikwu, senior special assistant to the
minister of Finance, said between April and May
2012, 14 oil marketers, with claims of N17 billion,
were fully settled through the issuance of
Sovereign Debt Notes and other relevant
documentations.
Nwabuikwu, however, said the strike proposal
by the marketers position amounted to a cheap
blackmail…and he placed the blame at the doors
of some of the marketers, who are currently
being probed by the Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede
Presidential Committee for fraudulently
enriching themselves through the fuel subsidy
scheme. Further payments to these marketers
would be determined by the outcome of the
probe.
Said Nwabuikwu: “Against this background, it is
clear that the strike is instigated mainly by
marketers, who were indicted by the Aig-
Imoukhuede Committee, which investigated fuel
subsidy payments. Their obvious intention is to
blackmail the Federal Government in order to
escape sanctions for the crimes they have
committed. Nigerians should not be deceived by
their antics. “Payments to marketers, whose
claims have been verified, will continue to go on
in a consistent and structured way, which
protects the best interests of the country.” He
also urged marketers who have genuine issues to
raise, regarding their claims, to come forward for
discussions or clarifications.
Oil marketers have, however, debunked the
government stance as faulty. What they got was
‘a paltry N21 billion’, which they viewed as
insufficient to offset their debts. The marketers
spoke under the aegis of five unions, and they
have issued a 7-day ultimatum to the government
to repay the N200 billion debts, and warned that
if government failed to meet the deadline, the
possibility of scarce petrol for consumers should
not be ruled out. “We understand that a paltry
N21 billion has been earmarked for the
outstanding payment every month for the
private sector,” the marketers said. “Where does
this lead us in loan repayment and interest
charges. N21 billion can only pay for claims for
seven cargoes of 30,000 metric tonnes, against 26
cargoes per month at 35 million litres per day
consumption.
Are we not deliberately planning for scarcity?”
The marketers queried. Of note, however, is that
even before the expiration of the marketers
deadline, consumers of petrol in Abuja and
neighbouring states of Niger and Nasarrawa have
started experiencing a crisis in supply of the
product. While most filling stations visited by
Daily Sun were shut down, long stretches of
queues were seen in the few stations still
dispensing products, and most fuel attendants
interviewed said the ugly trend was part of the
planned protest against the maltreatment of
marketers by the government, among them the
N200 billion debts and an insistence by the NNPC
that the marketers pay a Bulk Purchase
Agreement fee of N100,000 before being supplied
fuel.
In Abuja pump price of petrol has already hit the
N200 per litre mark anticipated in the weeks
ahead, a development that has also seen an
increase in the cost of public transportation
within the city. Enock Kanawa, secretary of the
Jetties and Petroleum Tank Farms Owners of
Nigeria, said: “Member companies are under the
threat of being driven into extinction due to the
non-payment of the huge sum of legitimate
money due to them that have been verified
under the Subsidy Scheme by the government.”
The collapse of the nation’s four refineries had
forced the country into net importation of
petroleum products. Initially, it was the NNPC
solely importing, but private marketers were
licenced to import, to close an existing gap
(created by the NNPC as a monopoly) which was
responsible for scarcity in various parts of the
country. Marketers financed the importation on
behalf of the government with loans borrowed
from banks, and they are compelled to sell the
petrol at a regulated price of N97 per litre.
compared to the landing cost which usually goes
up to about N140 per litre.


sunnewsonline.com/new/specials/businessweek/n200bn-subsidy-debts-nationwide-fuel-scarcity-looms/

Na wa Ooo! Shey na like dis we go dey dey?

Source

I wish say all the snakes in the world dey for Nairaland or dem dey read news make dem kniw say man sef get poison die Ooo!

Mumu joke!

lightheart: Funny question.

wrong answer

toluxa1: Lair

I serious

Na jeje I dey wey dem tell me talk say our power don improve due to proper gas supply for PHCN. Now dem don bring another tory come.

I neva type dis sh!it finish sef dem don cho the light..... Na wa Ooo

Fresh Air Jor!

otokx: but truth be told those women are over aged and over experienced.

dat match should be cancelled and all the playas sacked

It's over

4-0

Bye

jammer777: Shame on u. I was left rolling on floor with laughter from ur post only for u attack me. I'm not madt bruva

sorry

She chop akpu drink pami, you chop shawarma drink juice.

Nice goal jare!