₦airaland Forum

goldplated: i dont know why i'm kinda confused now. she said yes to me, we made out yesterday. should i call her this morning? in all, what do i need to do next,next

dump da dumb!

Abeg, can somebody tell me the title of this film pls?

[quote author=Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ]Mehn!! WTF is wrong wid al' yo. This place reeks so strong of RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY & FANATICISM. XTIAN THIS, MUSLIM THAT. I cant even breath. Religion has really polluted the world. One white movie producer in far away U.S does his thing, and we are all killing ourselves here. Hmmm!! Well, u all can go on bickering.
As for me, I jst need two cubes of sugar, cup and spoon, Groundnuts and some granulated yellow starchy stuff to chill out.
Lets replace RELIGION with G4. [/quote]G--g--g--g unit!

flow1759: 2pac said he ain't gonna go to heaven but thugs mansion.


The thing about HEAVEN and HELL is that u can't know if its real until u get there. If u want to know if u can eat in HEAVEN or HELL, make a phone call to 2pac or bigie or micheal jackson or lucky dube or bob marley or abacha or gadafi or yar adua or dagrin and ask dem wat they are taking for breakfast

can you supply they phone numbers pleeeeease

I wonder if heaven got a GHETTO!

And if heaven got a ghetto that's sweeter than here, I'll prolly pack my bags and leave next year.....But I got a son to raise so ima stay in this hell, plus I got a gun to blaze if you play with the L.........

achi4u: my guy that job is for you,just prepare ur mind and remove any fear that u may fail to get.

secret:do as if you can do without that job.
remain bless

awww! Guy you just inspire me, thanks mehn!

God Bless You!

Please my fellow Nairalanders, I even need ur prayers right now as I am presently waiting to be interviewed at a hotel where I dropped my CV last Wednesday and I was called last Friday to report today.

I will be delighted if I cap this job, so please help me with prayers for to be successful here

Ameeen.

Thank You!

YES! Clueless jonathan and his followers!! Where dem dey!!!?

No be only chinese, na lui kang or sam sung plus chun li...

Just as you paid the price with our money to be the president, right?

WELL DONE $ɪ̣̝̇Я̩̥̊ !

sharubutu: It's hi time we started looking 4 a capable replacement 4 Enyeama now, instead of relying on the popular Nigerian slogan of 'lets give him another chance'

ba kyau shan rubutu fa'

@OP I need a curve 4 asap pls contact me through 08099167772 or BBM me on; 283245D7.... Thnx!

k2039: Person write exam,same person come they mark the script,wetin you expect may he score'na 100% na.

101%

How does so-called awards affect the life of the common man on the street

Poverty is killing Nigerians slowly and our clueless govts are busy wasting money on some bs. Ordinary agege bread man nor fit buy, everything is disorganised and you guys are still awarding yourselves by yourselves

May God forgive y'all!

tpapi: u can start a protest at gani fawenhinme's park

you say.....?

How doe dis increase my minimum wage at work?

I don't understand

He needs a girlfriend, yet all he gets is boyfriends responses LMAO

Bro bs.c I wish you good luck like jonathan with a little bit of patience LOL

Na wetin come consign me now?

Small time we go see dis crapshit for FP

And dem go say make we ask about its effect on the prize of G ishhhh

I guess I'm on my own

I am watching the game live right now on super sport . I wonder why it is not on the front page!

Moderator please, the game is on now!

Na wa oO! Is the moderators sleeping or WTF!

If I talk of g isssh now una no go hesitate to ban me, abi!!!?

Ah see my opera mini dey shine

Abeg score one more for me na....

Nice goal by opera mini....

Omo mehhhhhhhhn, come na which kain goalkeeper be dis na! She as she be sef

Abeg, shey she be taye taiwo sister?

Mehn these japanese chicks are sexy Ooo dat jersey no 9 is my I deal

I am also a garri addict but I don't wanna be banned from NL....

I think my garri partners should take it easy and respond to topic relevantly. As in not making the garri comments more significant than even the subject matter.