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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 9:09pm On Apr 18, 2012
Omo Messi don finish o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 9:01pm On Apr 18, 2012
E be like Chelsea players don smoke skunk ;DE be like Chelsea players don smoke skunk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 8:38pm On Apr 18, 2012
grin[quote author=ADA---ADA]juju gba don sore sha see oh[/quote]grin[quote author=ADA---ADA]juju gba don sore sha see oh[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 8:36pm On Apr 18, 2012
I just hope they can keep it up till the end of the game! Cos barca na weerree!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 8:17pm On Apr 18, 2012
tunnytox: Looooooooooooooooooooool grin grin grin grin grin grin
Make he on gen naa! Abi fuel nor dey! Subsidy lol grin
tunnytox: Looooooooooooooooooooool grin grin grin grin grin grin
Make he on gen naa! Abi fuel nor dey! Subsidy lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Barcelona (1 - 0) On April 18 2012 by killuminati(m): 8:14pm On Apr 18, 2012
Roland17: see as Dani Alvez and J.T dey fight GIDIGBO
Lmao!!! Omo you no see as Iniesta dey use Ivanovic play draft? Lol
Politics › Re: MTN Confirms That Salami Exchanged Suspicious Calls With ACN Chieftains by killuminati(m): 10:53pm On Apr 17, 2012
hercules07: If you read the post well, the guy said they used Lagos to deceive people to vote for them in the SW meaning that Lagos had something on ground, the guy now killed himself by saying that Lagos was a former capital, but for those who have lived in Lagos all of their lives, they know how Lagos was left when IBB moved to Abuja and what we have on ground now.
Guy, I feel you die! I was born in Lagos raised in Lagos, Obalende very close to the state house when Lagos was still a capital. You need to see the streets back then every thing is superb. But it's all fuked up now! Abegie!
Phones › Re: What Do You Do With Your Bb,am Tired Of Mine by killuminati(m): 5:04pm On Apr 16, 2012
cheesy
Emmyk: . Hahahah. Laugh my fat ass off!
Do you have a fat bottom, will like to see it grin
Emmyk: . Hahahah. Laugh my fat ass off!
Do you have a fat bottom, will like to see it
Politics › Re: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by killuminati(m): 4:49pm On Apr 16, 2012
teskyg: Gej is qualified to contest.Why shouldn't he be qualified to contest?@ Pdude,what has ur papa contributed to this country.Lunatic.
Haba! You nor dey respect dem your papa dem? Abeg respect ur elders, stop being a chump!!
Music/Radio › Re: Tupac Hologram Performs At Coachella 2012 by killuminati(m): 4:28pm On Apr 16, 2012
Outlawz Immortalz Still lives on! Napoleon has converted to Islam, if na lie go figure!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Is Watching Matches At Viewing Centres Fun Filled? by killuminati(m): 11:55am On Apr 16, 2012
Eltonluigi: Love watching tv while sitting in a couch and legs on table.
That's what I call 'comfortable', while sippin on some cold drink. Same here bro grin
Eltonluigi: Love watching tv while sitting in a couch and legs on table.
That's what I call 'comfortable', while sippin on some cold drink. Same here bro
Romance › Re: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by killuminati(m): 11:24am On Apr 16, 2012
Cd 1, cd 2, oya wey cd3? ;
Culture › Re: Laws Of Igboland (Iwu Obodo) by killuminati(m): 10:08am On Apr 16, 2012
Nneyi marma o (you are so beautiful)

Bia ka nlo sha wiwi (let's go and smoke some trees)

Anabiya (I am coming)

More to come ;DNneyi marma o (you are so beautiful)

Bia ka nlo sha wiwi (let's go and smoke some trees)

Anabiya (I am coming)

More to come
Politics › Re: Bomb Explosion At Sabon Gari In Kano by killuminati(m): 9:57am On Apr 16, 2012
Aladinn: ...but they shout Allahu Akbar before they set off their bombs. And promised paradise?
We call it terrorism but they call it Jihad. Equating colonialism and terrorism is a twist of logic.
Where was you, when christian bombers were arrested?
Politics › Re: 'God Chose Us' - GEJ At National Breakfast Meeting by killuminati(m): 6:57am On Apr 15, 2012
tigerleggs: Sorry oo. She's NL junkyard bit.ch. But dead now.
Oh guess I killed the bittch! Cos ima illuminati killer, I'm iller!
Celebrities › Re: Movie Director Taiwo Bello Is Dead - TB Joshua’s Nollywood Death Prophecy? by killuminati(m): 12:50am On Apr 15, 2012
kenjudy: Abeg Mr. Josh, u no dey see abi predict wetin we go do to stop all these ur death prophecy? Abi dat ur god na d god of doom only? Im no dey fit help him ppl? At least make u prophesie say all d evil men wey full our politics wey dey suffer dis country ppl dem go die soon make we for get peace of mind? Abi him no dey hear all d prayers wey we dey pray since make all d boko haram sects dem die finish?!!! Take ur time ooo Mr. Josh abi wetin be ur name! Infact I don dey suspect say na u dey sacrifice dem spiritually to appease ur god wey dey give u powers...
Lmao!
Celebrities › Re: Movie Director Taiwo Bello Is Dead - TB Joshua’s Nollywood Death Prophecy? by killuminati(m): 12:47am On Apr 15, 2012
ariyebaba: NEXT....................................................
GEJ
Politics › Re: 'God Chose Us' - GEJ At National Breakfast Meeting by killuminati(m): 12:38am On Apr 15, 2012
tigerleggs: why did it take you so long to resurrect? We miss sha. Don't tell me you're not diluminati.
Resurrect from where, you don die cheesy
tigerleggs: why did it take you so long to resurrect? We miss sha. Don't tell me you're not diluminati.
Resurrect from where, you don die? By the way, who da bleep is diluminati?
Politics › Re: 'God Chose Us' - GEJ At National Breakfast Meeting by killuminati(m): 11:34pm On Apr 14, 2012
ovo4u: Did you hear what Oga Jona said? God chose him with his aboki friends Boka Haram to punish us since we nigeria are very very sinful. All of us..Laughing this time in Bayern Munich...Bayayayayaaya
Omo bros you go don high o! grin
ovo4u: Did you hear what Oga Jona said? God chose him with his aboki friends Boka Haram to punish us since we nigeria are very very sinful. All of us..Laughing this time in Bayern Munich...Bayayayayaaya
Omo bros you go don high o!
Politics › Re: CPC Statement On Buhari's 2015 Candidacy by killuminati(m): 11:31pm On Apr 14, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_waynecmonson.png What you placed up there is quite funny . . . and it doesn't change the fact the he aint going anywhere close to Aso rock . .

Am beginning to feel he placed a bet with someone somewhere that he must occupy Aso Rock before he dies . . . well that would be one hell of a forgone bet cos he shall lose effortlessly again . .appears the Buhari Clan don't learn good lessons . . .
Shebi na your grandfather hold they key to Aso! A.ss hole!!
Politics › Re: CPC Statement On Buhari's 2015 Candidacy by killuminati(m): 10:48pm On Apr 14, 2012
gboss4sure: Waste of time and energy reading this stuff. Till then Mr General I promise you won't smell aso rock again in the name of been president. A religious fagot can't rule dis nation. This country is too big for him
Na your papa get Aso Rock?? huh
gboss4sure: Waste of time and energy reading this stuff. Till then Mr General I promise you won't smell aso rock again in the name of been president. A religious fagot can't rule dis nation. This country is too big for him
Na your papa get Aso Rock??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Sporting Gijon (3 - 1) On 14th April 2012 by killuminati(m): 2:23pm On Apr 14, 2012
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]CR7, Halamadrid! Gooooooooaaaaaaaaal ;DCR7, Halamadrid! Gooooooooaaaaaaaaal
Rap Battles › Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by killuminati(m): 9:06am On Apr 12, 2012
The microphone is through when this rap legend grab it
Sending poems to having fagg-ots, rippin hoe.s like reverend Swargart

L be the ni88a that crime follows, I'm hitting fine models
While stabbing punks with broken wine bottles

I beat chumps till they head split, then break em like bread sticks
I se.x chicks, I will F a dead bytch.

Big L in Danger Zone.
Rap Battles › Re: Rap Attack by killuminati(m): 8:55am On Apr 12, 2012
Aiyo chumps, my swagger is da best, I'm badder than the rest....And if you disrespect I stick a dagger to ya chest... So what's next, give me chance make I flex cos all dem bois dey a vex....time is running out, they be like "yo L, when you coming out?"...I'm steady ready to burn it down.

(Just a tip of the iceberg? coolAiyo chumps, my swagger is da best, I'm badder than the rest....And if you disrespect I stick a dagger to ya chest... So what's next, give me chance make I flex cos all dem bois dey a vex....time is running out, they be like "yo L, when you coming out?"...I'm steady ready to burn it down.

(Just a tip of the iceberg?
Politics › Re: Picture Of President GEJ With Students Of The New Almajiri School In Sokoto by killuminati(m): 8:42am On Apr 12, 2012
What about the main almajiris? Those are not even the so called almajiris. The real ones are on the streets. Go get em bro!
Politics › Re: Whats Your Reaction On The Police Taking Over The Highways Once Again. by killuminati(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2012
Do you know what they do now? They pack for egbe of the road dey shadow for any chance to grip an okada ridah. Detain his bike for sometimes, then collect cash! I dey see dem weller for Eko Hotel roundabout. Crook cops!!!
Nairaland General › Re: 991 by killuminati(m): 11:55pm On Apr 11, 2012
illuminati9: that was really embarrassing, me am selective on who i ask for address because most of our women are like that. its better to ask older women(mothers) they will give you direction with open heart.
If you call her woman, african woman nor go greeeee, she go saaa...ay, she go say I be lady o grin
illuminati9: that was really embarrassing, me am selective on who i ask for address because most of our women are like that. its better to ask older women(mothers) they will give you direction with open heart.
If you call her woman, african woman nor go greeeee, she go saaa...ay, she go say I be lady o
Politics › Re: Army To Use Specially Trained Dogs To Fight Boko Haram by killuminati(m): 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2012
grin
Jabioro: We are waiting for the dogs,and another fresh meat for aboki.
Aboki nor dey chop dog bro, shey you be calabar? Okoro grin
Jabioro: We are waiting for the dogs,and another fresh meat for aboki.
Aboki nor dey chop dog bro, shey you be calabar? Okoro

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