₦airaland Forum

BMZK:
I am impressed with INEC's backup plans for this elections.
The first, second and third card readers failed before Mr. President got accrideted with the 4th card reader.
This shows INEC is fully prepared and they deserve kudos.
Please give it to INEC

lalasticlala:
lol. lwkmh

Kennedymac:
my ancestor trying to rule me , look at his wrinkled face



GEJ sweeping the votes here in imo state

Trailblazer1:
see the general in charge of dogs and baboons

korel9:
Just heard of a bomb explosion at a polling unit in Enugu can anybody confirm this?

Lifebender:
Here in otuoke we are MARCHING
To the nearest POLLING
We'd keep CHILLING
As we are patiently WAITING
We'll be VOTING
For the ryt PERSON
Not for the party RULING
A government of STEALING
And of LOOTING
Whom Tanoids claimed is TRANSFORMING.
I cant even feel their BREEZING
Tell them to stop LYING
No need of FORMING
But i can see things are CHANGING
Relax,change is COMING
Pvc is DUSTING
Let us start SWEEPING
As we'll be CASTING
For the man that has been LEADING.
Gosh!stop LAUGHING
You know i'm RHYMING
Trust mii i dnt like TROLLING
So its not FUNNY
Just vote out our ENEMY
And start Receiving God's BLESSINGS
After VOTING
Just keep STANDING
Or get a SEATING
And continue LOOKING
As they'll be COUNTING
To prevent RIDGING
When they're about FINISHING
Start SHOUTING
Or should i say SCREAMING
And maybe CHANTING
SAI BUHARI! SAI BUHARI!! SAI BUHARI!!!

sonnel:
u re a f**l

efilefun:
GMB!!! GMB!!! GMB!!!
Kaduna for APC
Kaduna for change
Kaduna for Buhari
Kaduna for El-rufai
God bless Nigeria

falconey:
kai!!! PDP members offering 5K in my ZONE to vote for jonathan.

olaxco2f:
Irrespective of who wins Saturday's election we still won't have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019.
There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your landlord will not reduce his rent,
your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use, MC Oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not
reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but one thing is super certain, your
hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don't impose your opinions on us, GEJ is a Wolf, BUHARI is a Lion, even we sef we no be Sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me PEACE cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food. God bless U as U vote!

Moloso:
we Don hear

Airforce1:
Beyonce wannabe

She looks funny

WisdomFlakes:
Jonathan is so done that y'all can stick a fork in him.

barcanista:
Na yu talk am o

dazangel11:
na Christians wet dey near these mallams I dey sorry for. e go be like film for their eye.

barcanista:

barcanista:
drop your mail or bbm pin here ahd I will tell you to modify it after 2 mins