₦airaland Forum

Gboliwe:
Sending Prof. Jega on leave has only been in the imagination of the noisemaking and brain dead APC. Their intentions ofcourse is to keep making noise while hitting up the polity. And, it has never been in the interest of the electorate. No wonder they are Ja n ja weedians.

His Excellency, the president has said it and reiterated it many a time that he had no such intentions. Now to save face, these mumus have written this article as long as Benin-Ore road so their foot soldiers won't let us sleep.

Mcheeeeeeeeeew

sincerenigerian:
The above pictures was taken today in London during the meeting of Buhari and APC UK members.

GMB looks in good health.

Kingspin:
Monkey! He cant be our president.

Truckpusher:
Your mom had all the English Lessons and ended up one insignificant man's wife .

That woman with no proper English lessons controls and will control your destiny for the next four years.Deal with it bro

Have you interviewed/ listened to her in her local dialect ?

Ithee:
Buhari- dead brain (hit SHARE)
Patience- no brain (hit LIKE)

Kingspin:
But he was presidemt before?

PointB:
[s]The Tribulation of Jonah, Chapter One Verse 1 - 24

1. In the fourth year of the reign of Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, prosperity was upon the land, and there was grains and tubers in abundance.

2. Thereupon, King Jonah spoke to the people saying ''Lo, I have rebuilt the rails and the road, and given you abundant bread.

3. In my reign you have not queued endlessly for oil. I have reformed power and made our nation prosperous.

4. Reward me, O great people. Let me lead you to further greatness!''

5. In those days, there arose from far North a barbarian horde which lay waste to the country side, burning, looting, killing and taking as slaves men, women and children.

6. They were led by brutish commanders named after cows.

7. The people cried out and say, "O King, may you live long and defeat all your enemies. Alas, She-cow and his bands of terrorists do make life difficult for us. They burn our houses, loot our barns, kill our men, take as slaves men, women and children, and they take our lands.

8. O good King, put to the sword this terror leader and his hordes.”

9. Wherefore Jonah the Able, Son of Locki dispatched his trusted commander, Ihe the son of Rika.

10. Ihe the Son of Rika took thousand men and fell upon Shecow and his band of terrorists in the battle of Baga.

11. Shecow fled with his men to the wilderness of Sambisa. But Ihe the Son of Rika pursued them deep into the deadly forest (for he had swore to crush them), and he put to the sword several of them, including Shecow who died of his wound.

12. Thereupon, Ihe the son of Rika retired, and returned to his home.

13. And there arose a certain zealot, Mumu the son of Hari, frail by age, and wrinkled by pain and anger. Thus did he address Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, “You are killing my people for a cause started by your people.

14. “O, wicked King, you rode your people in the best chariot, gave them gold , land and plough when they arose against the nation, but you put arrows and spears into mine for same deed.”

15. “Most assuredly I say to you, I shall take your crown and right all the wrongs you have done.”

16. And these were the men who stood by him, when he thus address the king, Atif son of Tifku, Tifni son of Nubu, Sara son of Raki, Ob son of Jeh (many of these men wined and dined with Jonah the Able son of Locki, and several kings before him).

17. The others were Ameh the Swift, Son of Echi (for he’s swift in running errands), and Roch the Sly, son of Cha.

18. Thereafter, arose another terror leader, He-Cow (for the terror leaders are named after cows).

19. He butchered male children as they learn in peace, and the female he took in their number as slaves and wives.

20. And thus did he taunt King Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, ''I have taken your daughters. I shall sell them as slaves, and marry them off to my warriors. Repent and follow my god and my way, or I shall destroy you and those who follow you!''

21. But King Jonah the Able, Son of Locki would not budge. He dispatched Mini the son of Mah, another trusted general.

22. Mini the son of Mah descended upon He-Cow in the battle of Kondunga, slaying him and those who follow him.

23. And Mini the son of Mah addressed the people saying, “Behold He-cow lifeless body as it lay dead among his terror band. Verily, verily, I say to you, same fate shall be meted to any and all who go by the name of cow, and ply terror as trade!''

24. And there was great rejoicing among the people, for they saw the body of He-cow, who tormented them, among the dead!
(Chapter Two coming)
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A7:
Good, yakamata a tauna tsakuwa dan aya taji tsoro.

Haryoryhemie:
I'm sure older than dis dude but can anyone help me with his Bbm pin, ppplllllssssssssss?

billyG:
Abeg make i ask Q/S does dis railway pass thru bayelsa state to otuoke?

ritux:
Never again for aged leadership
Never again for terrorist sympathisers
Never again for profligacy & lies
Never again for allocation of oil block to Cabals
Never again for tyranny
Never again to be ruled by dictators
Never again shall we go backwards

‪#‎NEVERAGAIN‬
‪#‎MARCHFORWARDWITHJONATHAN‬

SeverusSnape:
Yeah... Real Madrid is for real.

jnrbayano:
Now, I am happy.

Welcome

jnrbayano:
No grudges but I really need you to change that mindset.

Will you do that for me?

jnrbayano:
I wont sue you rather I will pray for you.

Cheers.