₦airaland Forum

Yomieluv: This might look like a scene from Nollywood film,but its actually happenin to me now..there is this girl of mine that we are into active relationship,havin unprotected sex.,and later she got pregnant for me,and all attempt to get rid of it proved impossible,as in we tried removing it thrice,and it kind of still there(i mean the pregnancy).we've used all method,drugs,injection,and even D&C,it didnt all worked.and the pregnancy is now visible to everyone,even the parents are now aware,and all fingers are pointin to me as the owner..last week,she called me,and told me that i'm not responsible for it,that she was raped at O.A.U. By a student when she went for postume,i was surprised that she kept such from me till this moment,considerin my effort on terminanting it,and all i've spent..naturally,my attitude changed toward her,and now she goes about telling people that i pregnanted her,and ran away..pls note that she didnt mention my name to her parents that i'm responsible earlier,but she's threating to do so now.i'm confused on what to do..advice please..no insults.

eka baby: It started like a joke n today we are set 4 d altar,we met @ NYSC camp n d regular slogan "if corper marry corper dem go born beta".do not look down on a guy 2day just because u feel he is not up 2ur standards,u can make any man or woman b 2ur standards..we all want a guy dat we kiss us n our legs will pop 2d back,4getn u can make d leg pop.it is beta 2b wit a man u can talk 2 n dat can b able 2listen 2u..

tyor: @ killz, u have displayed 'mumu-ness' repeatedly while Onila has 'maturedly' responded. I think u shud stop thinking cos ur tots are fraught wif foolishnes.

@ Onila, not all nigerian men dislike active girls. Its natural that a calm man wud want a calm woman that wud be compatible with his personality. I personally do not lyk a lady that luvs parties & wants 2 be @ every event.

onila: my naija sister Michelin agrees with me

dazzle37: my first kiss was exciting, it sent cold shivers down my spine and all the hairs on the back of my neck stood straight, it was at a golf course in the night 7 years ago, val's day 2006. and i am still kissing that same lips and still having the same shivers.

I never knew my girlfriend was on Nairaland. . .

semid4lyfe: Me too cos as it is, the Romance section gets more than enough traffic already. These story and the previous one should have been posted in the Literature section.

Meanwhile, this Umari Ayim fella is a good writer. . . .

J12: You can list more than one - positve or negative. I'll post mine later.

Na jazz?

ArQueBusieR: Her name was Bjorghildur. One night, we sneaked out to kiss near Mt. Eyjafjallajokull. We both caught pneumonoultramicroscopic silicovolcanoconiosis due to our mesonoxian adventure. I still dream about her.

I have no idea what you said, but i'm inspired. . .

cowgurl: lmao. Yeah, js coined dat word. Check it out in d nxt edition. Btw ow do u tink words r formed?

onila: Most of the Nigerian men I know and grew up with!

lil jboy: Comments

You put Jazz for mouth?

onila: based on my observation not hearsay

Observation on how many men exactly?

Timmyspaco: My gf said goin 2 d bar 2geda 2 watch ball or spend tym 2geda is ungodly,so my fellow pple waz ur view abt it?

She's a KID!

onila: I grew up in Nigeria. I know what am saying. right from secondary school Nigerian guys like their girls around them quiet. if u are too noisy-they despise you

Some 'boyfriend' are sillyly funny. Because your roomie can excuse u when ur gurl coms visiting 4 a few days, a week or even a month, u xpet ur gurl 2 do same. Okay Ladies, will you give ur roomie a 'slap' wen she tells u 2 leave the room cos er 'bf' is visiting? And how will you rate her 'bf'?

That's some real bullshit there. . . Anyone that can tolerate such nonsense from a roomie deserves an award cos I CANT!

BTW, what tha heck do you mean by sillyly?

Cheda: Yahoo doesnt involve ur physical presence,419 does,
Yahoo involves tools like scampage,smtp,login etc.
Armed robery involves d use of destructiv weapons such as guns,knife,matchet,etc u get it now bro?

Will you shut up your mouth and quit defending your thieving boyfriend. . . He's a fccking criminal, a common thief! Whether it needs physical presence or not, he is a criminal, and when caught, he'll be treated as such. Stop giving yourself hope and get out of that relationship. . . Go and look at what they do to yahoo boys caught in other countries, and come back and make a more rational statement!

Smh @ Yahoo is different from 419. . . What are these people smoking these days?