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Scash: Constructive criticism pls! Must u insult? She asked for ur advice not for u to tear her apart with ur tongue lashing...

Op, wat u did was childish. Guys are animals and no matter how much dey say dey love us we shd always av it in d back of our mind dt dey r liars n dey'd do anythin for s.ex.

Do u av a job? Are u still a student? How old are you?

If therz u av a stanby means of makin money, forget about d guy, tell ur mum...she myt be mad n dissapointed but she wont kill u, av ur baby and start a new life never to make d same mistake again.

If u dont av a means of a steady income, forget about d guy n still tell ur mum. She'd know d best to do.

Aborting should not be an option.

[color=#000030]Seriously, you'll hate me for life if i reply you the way i really should. . .[/color]

ogbeche77: killz wey be perfect looking chocolate naija boi.. With 6 and half packs...bros u still get dat pink lip and ikebe?

[color=#000030]I'm fair skinned and don't have six packs. . . [/color]

talina: Killz dont mind them ...

[color=#000030]I won't. It's just sad that people are dying in ignorance. . .

Hope all is well. . . [/color]

daisySA: I am South African girl dating a nigerian guy and he calls me AGBURUKA!! Can sum1 pls tell me wat it means and which language it is..

[color=#000030]Old and still STRONG! [/color]

Excelboi: Your albino gened grandfada...

[color=#000030]Your grandfather is an albino?[/color]

[quote author=Flawless~diva]Is this the definition of change, smh. Still associated with bashing[/quote][color=#000030]Change? Who changed? Who gave you such ideas?[/color]

[color=#000030]Are you so ugly that no one around you wants to mingle with you?[/color]

ItsModella: 3 or 3ty something? either ways, you go wait tire. You wan find babe for nairaland, that na a journey of no end...

[color=#000030]***Like say she never call am***

Just passing. . .[/color]

seniormallam: have once been played mugu b4, but now i have a new gfriend, there are some things i know i shuld be doing for her but i'm not doing it, because i dont want one gilr to play me again, but now i'm feeling guilty and disturb, please wat shld i do?

[color=#000030]Don't judge a book by it's cover. That you had sad experiences with one doesn't mean it applies to all. Stereotyping individual emotions most often than not, does more harm than good. . . Follow your heart and be responsible for whatever results. It's even more risky not to try, and avoid the "Had i known syndrome". You do not know the value of what you have until you lose it. . . Give her a chance![/color]

Arosa: OP, you better run fast before she turn you into her ghost husband.

[color=#000030]Comments as dumb as this cannot be compartmentalized. . . As him what he means by ghost husband, and ask him to prove the existence of a ghost husband, and he mopes. . . Smh![/color]

Excelboi: 4ck him and shut up!

[color=#000030]You are a what? A fool![/color]

[color=#000030]Onila!!![/color]

willsman: I am wondering here for love sake Sugar mummies and big time single matured ladies. Sex out side opposite is evil just like what i read in the Entertainment Express newspaper yesterday being Friday, 6/04/2012 if i'm not mistaken where those that are busy trying our creator being The Almighty God. They have produced toys in women form for men just for their sexual satisfaction. Kindly permit me to be matured here please. Now listen, there is no way broad day light and darkness can go together in this planet, no way. There must be naturally opposite sex to talk it out together, agree together, understand it together before the main action would be done satisfied to that respect and anything out that is evil and if you like believe or you leave it. Naturally, women have no power to ask for love from men but that's the thing strongly reserved for men and that is exactly what i have been campagning here from part 1. You can never make headway in life without some risks being involved and the thing you may they are risks could be what you have been praying for so long as far as i am concerned because i trust the man in me. And it is time serious Sugar mummies etc ask me on 0803 515 85 61 or williamsmike90@yahoo.com what am i talking about this energetic young man, isn't it? What are you waiting for? You can't die slowly and God must surely forbid that on your behalf okay? A stitch in time saves nine. A word is enough for the wise. I am still waiting.

[color=#000030]Where's Part 1 & Part 2?[/color]

nina4luv: I m in love with this guy, we have been dating for a while, he used to tell me he was deeply in love with me and he would do any for me, he told me to have sex with him, I refused but i later accepted. Now I m 2 months pregnant. He was the first person I told, when I told him he changed completely, he switched off his phone, whenever I go to his house, his gateman always tells me he s not at home, but his car is parked in the house, I went to his office and he doesnt want to see me, he even deactivated his facebook account. My mum is already suspecting that i m pregnant. I really love this guy, how can he do this to me. Please I need advice

[color=#000030]Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. . . Sharrap!

Tell your mother you have been a very st[i]u[/i]pid girl, let her forgive you then you have your baby and move on with life. When you were havi[i]n[/i]g sex, did you call me? Did you ask for my advice? If your mother had told you to leave that boy alone, would you have listened? "He told me to have se[i]x[/i] with him, i refused but i later accepted". . . Errrm, you'll accept the pregnancy also. Pls, for once in your life, be responsible and have this baby. I pray it is a girl, so that she does to you what you did to your mother.

Congratulations in advance. . . If you think of aborting this baby, thunder fire you! [/color]

[color=#000030]Yes.[/color]

y me: oh yeah thot that was for me
Now i am really starting to hate the new NL even more

y me: you gat to get ur head check niccur
who said anything about me taking a break in my relationship?
I gave a fictitious example using "me" and you in terms concluded that I am taking a break in my relationship
Is simple English that difficult to comprehend?

[color=#000030]You quoted the wrong person. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Passing and saying hi. . .[/color]

lilkech: i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra central


i move against the motion

[color=#000030]Does it matter? The Nigerian senate is sitting, not Biafra. . .[/color]

bittyend: [size=14pt]Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

NL go kill pesin with laughter ohhh.

OP is a little bytch azz guy; freecocoa is an attention seeking bytch; Kevin II and killz are gay partners; and goldieluks is the first villager in her family to travel to London smh.

Much ado over nothing.

Bunch of silver back gorillas and female apes...

Seun, please throw some bananas in here.

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[color=#000030]Must you tabulate and embolden you family nicknames, fetishes and accomplishments, you schizophrenic nincompoop? If an Ape and gorilla conceived you, good for you. Little wonder why your head is constantly stuck up in your arse. You reason like sh[i]i[/i]t. St[i]u[/i]pid idi[i]o[/i]t!


Jobfront, editing your original post was the wisest decision you took in your life. . . Good boy![/color]

[color=#000030]No they wont like it. . . They'll prefer he plaits the Dog's tail!

Is this supposed to be a romantic question? Smh![/color]

[quote author=Ronnie's World]It is ironic how in life we prepare for almost everything except marriage. Before taking an exam you study hard; before doing your driving test, you have hours of practice on the road. Parents to be have nine months to prepare before their bundle of joy arrives. Before singing or acting on stage you practice for days. Yet we expect that in the matter of love and marriage everything will just fall in place somehow. What practical tins shuld a lady engage in while waiting for Mr. Right. Comments pls
You can also join me in Ronnie's World column in Royal Times Newspaper every week[/quote][color=#000030]This question is blah, seriously![/color]

kepstone: Really i try 2 figure this out. I met this girl in my undergraduate years back in 2007, then we were in 100 level so i met her in lecture theatre that 9t as we got talking we came to realise that both of us have the same name i mean paul n paula. I was sincerely attracted 2 her and things went on smoothly 4 us as frnds i never thought of relationship in my mind back then. I knw she went 2ru a challenging period in school she has to drop out 4 a year while i continued my skool. I wz truly there 4 her with encouragement n prayers. She eventually came back 2 continue schooling an we saw often n tlk. Be 4 i left sch in 2011 i told her i liked her and that 9t she said nothing an we kept on discusing fine on fone even though she was on IT. We saw in Dec whn skool resume and tlk normal but she will not allow me to knw her house at all. In jan 2012 i pause our communication and honestly ask her wat about my proposal in october last year..,she said i should move on an dat she just came out of a rlationship 4months a go, that me i do not have the quality of the guy she will like to date and if God wants us 2 be 2geda we will be. She said she does not want 2 disappoint me, that there is a guy she likes. I was down i know she did nt brk my heart but i love hear dearly do i still have a love chance with this girl. I have been the one calling always, u know no reciprocation 4rm Jan 2, 2012 should i move or persist. I think of her, her good qualities. we seriously communicate and talk at lenght but i seem not to figure out wats on. NL Wat do i do. Ur advice pls NOT insult

[color=#000030]Learn to differentiate "Friendship" from "Relationship". . .

Not every girl that is friends with you wants to date you or have se[b]x[/b] with you. . . Now, move on and forget about a relationship with her. She has written it on the wall, -her hand is still on the wall sef- but you just refuse to see it! Be a good boy, quit embarrassing yourself.[/color]

tribalism: am sure you must have had up to 17 but 10 will just be enough for this assessment. it forms part of my final year project. please, help.

[color=#000030]Chinyere
Itunu
Amaka
Tayo
Cynthia
Kemi
Sade
Bukky
Chioma
Patricia
Ada
Victoria
Esther
Folake
Damilola
Bolanle. . .

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lepasharon: because pidgin is seen as uneducated

[color=#000030]-1000.[/color]

[color=#000030]Hellooooooo. Do you "really" cheat on someone you are not married to? Anything that makes you wanna have a break from a relationship is as good as ending it. Besides, "i need a break" is another way of saying "IT'S OVER!"[/color]