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DailyNews: My spirit tells me that: killz = hawtin! same person in multiple NL handles. & same spirit tells me that this thread was intended to mislead the female NLers to liking killz as a way of luring them into his dubious net. but, but....happy sunday fellows, Jesus loves u guys, pls be more constructive & creative with ur times.

My own spirit tells me that your birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the condom factory, apologizing for the condom breakage which resulted in the unfortunate birth of a discombobulated dumbass such as yourself. . . Jesus loves you too, but why are you so dumb?

jamola87: pls i need sum 1 2 advice me b4 i do sumtin wrong,i ve dated several girls who dnt allow me to have sex with dem in d name of they ar virgin,pleading 4 me 2 hold on untll we get 2 d ulter,but 4 me my urge 4 sex now is very alarming,i need 2 knw hw it luks like,dnt wont any woman 2 fool me in d name of virginity

acidtalk: From the above, it is evident that the most common thing said here is "PRETENCE". Which leads me to the next question;

HOW CAN ONE IDENTIFY A PRETENDING PARTNER


Killz, you possess 9 of the above traits and is still single? What the hell is going on? Are you a Reverend father? You should have been long married by now. Probably even be a grand father.

MsDarkSkin: "bumbo" = v@gina
"cla/ot" = cloth/pad...

so in essence you called them menstrual pads!

acidtalk: Killz my gee, knew I could get you to insult me this early morning and you didn't prove me wrong.

Killz how many of those traits above do you genuinely have? Be honest here.

acidtalk: Is this the reason why students fail english (comprehension) massively?

If you had read carefully without being eager to criticize, you would have seen where it was states "3 OR MORE" of the above traits and NOT all.

Let's have little patience before posting. You are the typical example of the nonlistener stated above.

Crown Prince: This guy is a bully.

Crown Prince: When jaybee told you he has a life outside of Nairaland what did you deduce?
The guy told you in a diplomatic manner that you are utterly JOBLESS

KINGwax: i knw He does, i'll pray for some green brains for you too. Your current one is already over used!

Crown Prince: Killz,am off to church,do i need to pray for you or you need an ALFA?

Pray for me to keep on schooling your dumbass, and then pray for some brains to understand me when i minister to your brain. . .

KINGwax: okay, thread closed. I'm off to church.

Crown Prince: Jaybee said so

Crown Prince: Egbe eligwe gba gbuo gi dia. Henceforth,i will keep tab on you

Crown Prince: Well,you are correct. I type with a small phone where i have to do all the spellings without looking up the dictionary unlike the computer that automatically corrects every of your sentences and spellings.
Btw,it is the message that is important and not the messenger and even in your subconscious mind,the sentence constructions are in other.
Go to church abi you have graduated to the illuminat fold from your black scorpion group?

bennyraz: whenever a mature comment or thread is going on such as this, or whenever any allegation is going on, he comes into the crossfire asceive(Gbaun) the thread was targetted(Gbaun) at him. He always want to take a bullet. He wants to be seen has been heroic. Do you know what, he's so pathetic that his always glued to his PC 24hrs. What do you make of someone like that? Never tire, always insultive even if you avoid insulting him. It seems like his obsessed with this forum. His life will definately(Gbaun) be meaningless without this forum. If per-adventure NL goes down for 48hrs, killz will become a lunatic.

Flashaldrin: you are what?? You are a fool!
There. . . I just used it. I must be killz then. . .
Anyone can use any of killz catch phrases cos admit it, they are quite catchy and addictive. That doesnt make the person anything they're not, just the way discombobulated was quickly adopted by everyone.
Belie'e me if i was too recruit a detective and you came up with that wack intelligence, i would make you a gateman instead. No offence.

KINGwax: sorry friend, you're cleared! It's good u detached yourself on time.
Now, back to killz, read this propely>>> now tell me my friend, where have you been seeing the word, 'is' that you've been inserting btw 'post' and 'about'?
Word of advice, i knw people say you're an albino, well, that i dnt knw, but u cld save yourself from simple insults by increasing the font of your computer. ;Dsorry friend, you're cleared! It's good u detached yourself on time.
Now, back to killz, read this propely>>> now tell me my friend, where have you been seeing the word, 'is' that you've been inserting btw 'post' and 'about'?
Word of advice, i knw people say you're an albino, well, that i dnt knw, but u cld save yourself from simple insults by increasing the font of your computer.

Crown Prince: To get a rabbis dog barking,you dangle a tiny bone in her face and hope you dont get bitten

mykejones: Lol..@ "You got married without telling me!" pervert!
Dude is just sick.

mykejones: Lol! U always prove us right. Atta boy!

bennyraz: you are damn right. Killz has multiple id's. The pucci is just so lame. I don't blame excelboi atall, afterall killz is his chaperone. I think seun should put the phone no. Confirmation in place to bring sanity to this forum. But of course, why would he do such? FYI i think it is my business to tell people planning to do such to desist. It doesn't make sense atall.

Crown Prince: What is the actual population of this nairaland? 8000 or 820,000?
The number keep growing by the day why not when killz can have ghost i.d's upto 500.

Flashaldrin: why would he attack hawtin when she didnt accuse him of anything? Are you for real??

Crown Prince: By God,where is that whorre called Hawtin....oh i forgot,she is busy using another form on Nairaland clearing the gathering storm? Let ''it'' (not sure if she is male,female,alien) come put this identity brouhaha to rest.

mykejones: Killz,honestly,u need HELP. What joy do u derive by been insultive? Do u have to insult in evry post u make? Did i insult you in mine? I brought up some points,why not discredit it as a grown a.ss man would do?
Honestly,what joy do u get wen u insult others on NL? Does it help u mas.tubate wel?
I expect futher low-life response from u,dnt jus xpect a reply.

KINGwax: pls can anyone help this id¡ot out? Pls, help in elucidate better btw, hawtin's first post on nairaland about crush on killz' and 'hawtin's first post on nairaland is about killz' alp, he's already comet and i think being an imbec¡le he might start biting his tongue soon. Let's see who among your dunderhead friend's will be supporting that twisted brain of yours. Flashdrain, u go first. I'm catchin fun here. Killz, dnt get heated

hawtin: to be candid i have.
i once smooched my best friend's brother while i was dating my guy.
i also cheated on my guy with his cousin who later became my boyfriend.
i cheated on the cousin that became my boyfriend with his best friend's friends.
during university i smooched my boyfriend who was in Ghana's friend that lives in his area and now a known musician with MI but he lied to me told me that my boyfriend in Ghana didnt love me or was seeing someone else so I fell for it.
i lost my virginity not to my boyfriend but my best friend's brother but i told my boyfriend i was raped. i dont cheat anymore i repentedi know no member would be real just thought we discuss cheating in a relationship. it does happen you know.
gist us yours

rokiatu: LMAO I really don't understand nairalanders sometimes. So what if Killz is hawtin? How is that anyone headache? It should be his headache as he is the one managing two ids. Why all the anger and hatred. We have some people here with 10 ids, and I very well know them but I couldn't be bother nor have I even given sign of care one day. I don't give a dime. It shouldn't be anyone worry if he is hawtin.

On the other hand, Hawtin could be a harmless admirer. (which I believe.) No matter how a person is hated, there will always be die hard fans and admirers of that person too. In short, if someone is hated so much, chances are they are also loved immensely by another group of people. Swallow it and move on folks.

Dumb ones need help too Roki. . .

Let's all school their dumbasses for a brighter Nairaland. . .

You got married without telling me!

Crown Prince: CIA needs you bro.

mykejones: "You are what? You are a fool!" thats what killz would say..i.e,that statment is accredited 2only u. How com Hawtin used it? Wel,mayb she's a true fan of urs.
Btw,u sounded 2confident wen u said Onila isn't Hawtin..again, i wonder.
And d third is,u try so so hard in convincin NL members that the said Hawtin isn't u. U really shdn't b bothered if she isn't.
Wel,it's non of my biz anyway.

Crown Prince: Killz has defended onila,criticizes flashadrin,bombered crown prince,insulted kelvin yet he did never lambast hawtin,the op as the case may be. Probabely,he knows much of the poster than the post.