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MRbrownJAY: someone truthful, someone REAL, a person that doesnt need accessories/lies to define his being. someone HONEST, someone who has no problem being HIMSELF.

that is MY definition of a real man!

Mzulu: Hmmn. For other thought-provoking emotional stories, visit www.completenigerianforum.com

bin gbagbo: who are more beautiful?

i love my guitar-shaped african babe anyday.that is me.but being very objective and dispassinate who are more beautiful? black women or white women??

IYA NGBALI: No mind the olodo.I am sure he calls himself too a graduate,nonsense.

Well, na so we see am. . .

Idowuogbo: Are u madd? who is ur baby? come dem swear for u ni?

stop sniffing his azz man! ikeja aja airport oshi!

Mama mia relax na. . .

hawtin: may i ask why you are so obsessed with nl and its members? if they think i am you, let them think its their head and not yours is it. dont you have a real life gf or family that needs you most? i think you spend too much time here to be dominant. i also think the way you insult members caused all these. i mean what did you expect? these members are not dolls for a long time you were rude and mean. you used to be romantic and respectful, what happened to that. cant you compromise or tone down the insults and take nl for fun. if you continue like this you would loose everyone that liked you from when you started nl including me. just my two cents because i sense my baby is unhappy but back to us, how do we do it

How do you want it?

As for Nl and it's members, . . . . . . .

Skii: It depends first of all on what league you are or you consider yourself to be as well as the girl?

Do you consider yourself and the girl in question in say, for example, the premier league?

If so, what team would you regard yourself as? with Manchester United being the best and say Wolves being the worst?

When you have sized yourself up and you have sized her up, you will then know which strategy to apply

So that if she has short defenders, you will know that you will put your tallest strikers and best wingers and use the long ball approach.

If she has tall defenders, you will use short and pacy strikers and so on.

The game they say, is won in the midfield. Since you say she is playing hard to get, despite knowing how you feel, the best thing for you is to retain possession, lure her players out and hit on the counter.

Play with her small, withdraw a bit, play small, withdraw a bit, knock the ball around the middle of the park just like Barcelona do, then after she would have become used to you, when her defences are down, hit her on the break.

Be very careful so as not to be caught offside o.Meaning don't baea...(don't be too much in a hurry)

It could take a while, the game lasts 90minutes

Depending on how good you are you may come out with 3 points!! , a draw (earning yourself a replay) or worst of all a loss

But whatever you do, make sure you don't concede an away goal

Brixtonyute: Why can't you guys answer a question, without being overly abusive.

kepstone: Reality talk. I was in sch when my friend karl said he is going 4 shiloh in December, so i said ok i will not make it. He karl dated Debra for 4 yrs n things went smooth, not until he went 4 shiloh d story changed. While karl was in shiloh Debra went 2 c a male guy disturbing her arround 6pm n dey discuss til around 11pm she could nt go home so she slept over. Dt 9t they were intimate 2wice. She lost her virginity n got pregnant. Karl has never slept with Debra in 4yrs of thr relation. When he came back n notice some changes he confronted her n she confess wit tears wat transpered between her and d other guy. Debra claimd dt she loves karl i know karl Loves Debra. Now she pregnant and want 2 abort d baby cos d guy wil nt accept d fact dt he impragnated her. Karl said do nt abot d baby but Debra went and had abortion. Karl stil love her but wat should he do wit abortion and wat of if she has lost her WOMB.

joeydozzy: [size=16pt]If nairaland were ranked based on how smart we were and jobs will be given to us, u would be the gateman's assistant.[/size]

Eagles man: killz,the link is not working please be more specific,thanks.

Oh i'm sorry. . . Try this www.runsgirls.com/onitsha.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Doesn't it jxt Seem Wrong that Most Dudes rush into Marriages without Thinking Up what the heck they are In for i.e Wife things!

Wanna Use this Medium to know From U lot what u think is BEST the Definition of a Wife, Here's Mine :

W -- WASHING

I -- IRONING

F -- FOOD

E -- ETC [/color]

Babs adediji: About 2 years ago, He was seriously ill,After series of texts , The doctor discovered dat he had a kidney problem, His best friend donated one of his kidney for him to survive. What a friend indeed. His fiancée sold her only car & almost all her jewelries to raise one million, eight hundred naira ( 1. 800.000) for the hospital bill and 7 drugs needed. This is a woman God chose for him. Six months after he left d hospital, he caught his best friend & his fiancée naked in bed, What should he do to this great MESSIAHS who has once saved his life?

190: [color=RED]Keep your opinion to yourself, Let your man make the decisions for you, Do as you are told, Ask for permission when you want to do something, Speak only when you are spoken too, The man is always right, Men and women are not equal, A woman's place is behind her man, A woman's role is to be a servant, Your only job is to perform housekeeping duties, SEX and bear children,

Peace Out!!! [/color]

Michelle22: Plz i need ur advice here.
6 guys has proposed to me 4 a crious relationship and nw am so confuse on how to make d right choice, cos dis is my first time of dating. I dnt 1nt to regret ever dating a guy. Help me out please.

tatsumi: If our relationship ended negative I wouldn't have such strong feelings for him. It's not like we had bad relationship, he never did anything wrong by me, but more that life happened. I've had quite a few guys chasing after me since we've broken up, even right at this instant, but no one can match up to him. I try to give guys a chance but it just isn't the same. I feel like he's the only one that I can relate to. I've tried to move on but I just can't seem to, I'm still in love with him.

pendo89: Nairaland 2

Scash: Op, I don't think romance section is the place for you to ask for names for YOUR baby. Ask ur family membas or friends... Or better still go to family section, they r still better dia. This section is packed wt people wus tongues n fingers is under the control or rum, eg scash.

hawtin: I am? Are you hawtin too? Make we collabo!

Seriously, who are you? An old member with a new handle? It's kinda annoying when people think every new handle on NL belongs to sexkillz.