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[color=#000030]Jobfront in a new ID! I hope you have repented. . . Looking forward to exchange ideas in future. Make i see whether you don really repent! [/color]

[color=#000030]No i can't. It makes no sense whatsoever to remain friends with someone who discombobulated your emotions, auctioned it, and eventually sold it. An ex is an ex. Remove the old, and make way for the new. I won't hate her, but i won't pick up the phone to call and find out about her whereabouts. I'll only communicate with her when we meet accidentally at an event or any random place. . . Meeting her would never be premeditated.

She's not the only one that can make me happy, why would i allow her make me miserable by remembering our past everytime i see her as just a friend? Life goes on gaddammit! [/color]

Crown Prince: Address people in a sane manner oda than exposing ur adolescent attitude. Must you always abuse someone all the time because they entertain contrarily views?

[color=#000030]U done crying?[/color]

madambini: Madam! Ur stories have flaws o! It is too true to believe!
1. Nissan Murano was manufactured in 2002 and was up 4 sale in 2003. Let's assume u got ur car then. Add 2 years to ur milking ur mugu and anoda 1 year 4 ur suffering. It brings us to 2006. Now assume you married ur husband in 2007, its possible to have 4 kids in d space of 4years n 3months.

2. Nissan Murano was not in Nigerian market till 2006. Having a shop in Lekki got popular in 2007. So I'm assuming you got married in '09. Madam how u wan take have 4kids?

Some Nollywood script!

[color=#000030]What bullshit! Where did you get 2 years + 1 Year and all those trumped up dates? And who the hell told you Murano was not in the Nigerian market until 2006? Which kain bush you come from? [/color]

pendo89: slimyem ,I strongly believe the op took this exam.
Creamy is, ok what exactly is creamy??

@ killz

I.5million markings??and a week? ours take at most 2 months to mark and publish and we never hit 1 m. They are done in November so they have 2 months to rest.
What is the highest score? if 3 scored above 300.
How many subjects are examined?
What is the cut off mark to the universities?
Will those 3 get scholarships from reputable companies?
Op am sorry for derailing a bit.Will be off soon.
Creamy ,yummy,sugary,whatever its all outside.

[color=#000030]Highest score is 400
4 subjects
Cut off mark varies. But generally, there's another exam called the Post-JAMB. It is set by the university of choice. Only students that scored 200 and above qualifies for Post-JAMB. After post Jamb, the University sets another cut off. . .
I don't know about the scholarships. . . Hope they do though.

Mrs Chima. Creamy is yummy in a sugary way. . . [/color]

pendo89: Electronic or what? A nationwide exam? Impressive.

[color=#000030]Not Electronic. Impressive yes, but this is not:
Some interesting facts:
1) Only 3 students scored above 300.
2) 27,266 results were cancelled in 8 states due to mal-practice such as extortion of money by exam officials etc.
3) The states are Abia, Benue, Cross River, Delta, Imo, Lagos, Nasarawa and Rivers.
4) 1,503,931 candidates registered for the exam.
5) 72,243 scored 250 and above.

6) 336,330 scored below 170.
7) 601,151 scored between 200 and 249.
8. 901 candidates scored between 270 and 299. [/color]

[color=#000030]It's abnormal. . .[/color]

pendo89: Thank you very much.We have a similar exam body but of course bearing a different name. How long does it take for the Jamb results to be announced.
Cz I saw a thread reading Jamb today and the next week or 2 they were out!

@op,if you want a creamy girl make sure you are a creamy boy.

[color=#000030]It used to take months. . . but now, it took less than a week. The examinations were written last saturday. . .[/color]

slimyem: Big girls dont cry-Fergie!

[color=#000030]But you are still a small girl. . . [/color]

Onegai: See the truth: both parties manipulate and put their best self out there. Which is what happened to you. This is why you should be your self, don't be nice unless you feel like being nice, don't say sweet words when you don't mean it, do not go out of your way. It is better the babe falls in love with your flaws and happily discovers your good points. All relationships reach that point when the truth comes out, just pray the ring is not the finger by then. Love exists, we don't know how to handle it, so let's settle for compatibility. Not all of us were meant to be D'banj(no talent, all the money), some of us have to be Eedris (no career)or Eldee (awesome talent, not enough recognition) ; likewise some of us will marry and hate it, most of us will marry compatible people and be okay and few will love and e go pain you everytime you see dem.

[color=#000030]+1000
Well articulated![/color]

[color=#000030]What happened to the "Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience On Nairaland" Thread? [/color]

[color=#000030]Free madness - Terry G [/color]

cynthiafred67: Yeah i heard this many times.

@topic
Mine was don't ever fall in love men are cheats!! from a married woman.
And i was like huh seriously?

REALITY101: In jail for shoplifting weight gain medication.

[color=#000030]Dies Death. . .

My other source said she's in Jail for lifting arse enlargement medication! [/color]

REALITY101: Shymmex + Slimyem = I'm confuse

[color=#000030]Where's BABE? There's work to do. . . [/color]

slimyem: ^no be only you o.
I am discombobulated!

[color=#000030]I'm complicatedly obfuscated. . . [/color]

htajz: guy na mistake na abi we dey write jamb

[color=#000030]Bro, i'm trying to help your ministry maintain a parabolic trajectory. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I swear i don't understand this. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Playing Cards = Manipulation. . . Right?[/color]

htajz: mugu and america, indian , carribbean, asian , european musics dont sound the same

[color=#000030]Dies Death! [/color]

bennyraz: [b]u too notice d i_diot abi? [/b]He neva chop belleful, he dey point ROKIATU wey dey chop 6square meals a day. ''i wonder how hin go feed her" my advice- u beta luk 4 d small fishes in d water e.g

[color=#000030]I couldn't help it. . . I'm allergic to bullshit & bullshitters Scammers go use the guy chop as im mumuciously drop im number, and he go come Nairaland dey talk say Rokiatu don chop am clean mouth. . . [/color]

tasandra: Who dash monkey banana,,,,,,,see u wen dey creamy,mumu.

[color=#000030]Dies Death! [/color]

pendo89: killz what is jambz and what is the age of a jambite? or one that has finished?

[color=#000030]JAMB stands for Joint Admissions And Matriculation Board. . . They are the body that conducts a general nationwide examination for students seeking admission into the university. . .

A Jambite is one that has taken the examination. Could also mean a person that is in his first year in the university. Age varies. but majority of Jambites are within the ages of 15/18. . . High school leavers[/color]