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anonymus11: [size=90pt][b]oh sing oh sing oh praise jehovah. d devil is a lie and would not take over romance section dis night...mbanu! not when the lighters are around................killz are you ok.............i see the demons in you has started manifesting.you better gun ur phucking brains out.......who d hell are u to be thrash talking members all over the romance platform.......... u had better carry macmillian book after 2012 i doubt u can still be allowed to get a school cert. u dnt realize age is no longer on ya side. ............maybe na here u wan start ur family just imagining the unfortunate nl widow with only two gap teeth in her mouth to accomodate ur circumcized premature willy...........jabless or jaybee wont caution u now but when we decide to tame the gay albino wey fit phuck a horse prick just to satisfy his bacco super backside jaydee would close threa he would come sey we dey go against forum rules....... better warn ya self dis night before i discipline u like the giraffe feaces dt u r. .........i see dt ghetto upbringing of urs has not stripped off regardless with there years degree of encyclopedia copy and paste when ur mates are bank managers.............. killz d wall gecko of nl, omo onile of nl seun meant to pay u for d traffic u pull with ur redundant brain cloned from a dead professor that was buried by ur father while he was a watchman. ur papa was so desperate to give his son a brain dt he forgot the professor was seeing a shrink, take a hint you are subconsciously mad son[/b] .[/size]

slimyem: yes!
The possibility is BOUNDLESS!

The possibility is LIMITLESS!

dabrake: trying to adapt to the steep curve learning process is an obvious disadvantage but refusing positive change is totally brainless. Don't you want a life of self worth? Of value? I do not need to remind you that if any ritualist, as at now, decide using your head for money ritual, it will produced series of seventeen naira notes with jay bee's face on it. Lest I forgot, you are a shoeless olumba boy. So you comparing yourself to me is like bola ahmed tinubu challenging usain bolt to a 100m dash. You should compare your intellect with that of a baby presently in an incubator. The only way you can attempt my level is if I was the one who donated some sperms to your mum for a test tube baby invitrofertilization.

Your father? What a history. . . But i don't want to know how fccked up he is. . .

Lilshaddy: I actually don’t know where to start my story from. But I know Mandy and I are in this mess because of my jealousy years ago. This was how it all started. My name is Bobby. Mandy and I have been dating for about eights years now. Both families knew about our relationship and there was no doubt that we would get married when we are ready to settle down. Precisely in the fifth year of our relationship, I had gone to visit Mandy at home when I saw her with two young men and her other siblings. Mandy hardly noticed my presence ,the three hours I was with them. She was so engrossed with the two men, especially the one called Anthony. They talked and whispered into each other’s ear occasionally as if they were lovers. I was not too comfortable but I had to behave like a man - hide my jealousy. I partook in all the discussions from politics to football, played games and even had lunch together. All the time we were all together, Mandy did not introduce me to the young men and that bothered me so much. “Mandy did not introduce me to these guys. Am I not presentable enough or is there something she is hiding?” I asked myself. For the first time, I did not get any attention from Mandy, this was usual. I left them there and went home; she just saw me off to the doorstep, gave me a hug and promised to call me later in the evening. I waited for her call but she did not and because I was so angry and jealous, I refused to call her either even though I was dying to hear her voice and was anxious to know who those guys were. While contemplating whether to call Mandy or not, I did not know when I slept off. I dreamt that Mandy was walking down the aisle with Anthony in a grand style and when I accosted her that I was the right man for her, she told me she thought she loved me but sincerely she does not and was sure I am not man enough for her. While I was pleading with her not to leave me, my alarm rang. I was sweating profusely when I woke up. “God, what kind of dream is this?Is Mandy really planning to leave me?” I put aside the dream and got ready for work. At about 7:30 a.m.Mandy called me and apologised that she slept off. That day atwork, I couldn’t concentrate because I was really disturbedby the dream. At about 3:00 p.m., I called Mandy and told her I would take her home after work and she
said that was a good idea. At exactly 6:10 p.m., I was at her office and as we drove to her house, I took the opportunity to ask her who Anthony was. She told me he was a childhood friend and an ex-boyfriend. She explained to me that she broke up with him after she caught him cheating on her with her best friend and that He suddenly travelled out of the country and they lost contact further stating that To be honest, they saw each other again for the first time after 12 years the day i met him in her house.” out of redhot jealousy, I asked her if she still loved him and she said “No, but that they are still friends. Look, there wasn’t anyway that I couldn’t have seen it, It was very transparent enough that Anthony was still in love with her even if Mandy did not see. I saw it, I am a man so I know. I was so scared that she may leave me at any time, so three days later, I suggested that we took an oath to be together forever…… Yes I said so…..i was too jealous and insecure about my self and I thought I was going to loose her…. So I asked her for it to be done and people guess what happened….! She refused to talk to me for more than two weeks. One Friday evening, she called to inform she would spend the weekend at my place so that we would have the opportunity to talk things out. I felt it was a pleasant idea. The weekend was splendid. Mandy agreed to take the oath, if that would put to rest, my fear about her leaving me for Anthony or any other man. I cut our right thumbs with a new blade, with blood coming out. We pressed it against each other’s hand and said one after the other, “As long as I alive, I will marry you. If I marry another, I shall die. The only thing that would separate us is death.” I thought this act would keep us together for life until a few weeks back. We both decided that it was time to settle down and live happily ever after until we were asked to go for a series of medical tests as it is one of the requirements to get married in her parents’ church. so, we were told the particular hospital to go for the test. We went to the hospital with the sealed envelope we were given from the church. We saw the Chief Medical Director who asked us to go to the laboratory where we will be attended to. Our blood sample was taken and at the end, we were told that the result would be sent to the pastoral unit of the church. Three days later, I received a phone call from the head pastor to come with Mandy to the church that evening. When we got there, he informed us that we cannot get married based on medical grounds. So shocked beyond words, I asked him What the outcome of the test was and At least we should know why we couldnt get married And he told us that, the outcome of the test showed that our genotype is both AS. And that If we ever got married, we would only bring children into this world that would suffer as sicklers. Do you want to give birth to sicklers?” He told us that he would call our parents and inform them of the new development. I could believe my ears, mandy almost fainted… but that didn’t change the fact that he advised that it was better we thought of calling off the wedding to avoid future crisis. A week later, Mandy and her parents came over to my house to see my parents about the medical report. We all sat in our sitting room and her father that there was No doubt that Mandy and I love each other dearly but after due medical consultation with mandy’s mother and they have concluded that this wedding slated for the 21st of April next month should be called off for the sake of their unborn children. my father agreed and Both parents counseled us that we could still remain friends but must move on with our lives. We both agreed but we knew it was not going to be easy. God, my dream has finally come to reality. Mandy is finally taken away from me. But then, I remembered the oath we took. “What will happen to us because the oath was to be together for forever?” Time now has come for both of them to get married and they had to do test, which they did and guess what, they both are AS….. The pastor, families have come to a conclusion that the wedding which is coming up on the 21st of april will be called off so that they don’t bring kids into this world to suffer… They all agreed but here is what bobby has got to say in the concluding part of his story… Mandy came to see me in the office two days later and immediately she entered into my office, she pulled me close and asked, bobby, what about the oath we took? What do we do? And that she doesnt really care if our genotype is AS or SS; and that all she wants is to be my wife. And what broke my heart
was when she asked me what I wanted, I became weak and stupid because I was responsible for this mess. “Honestly, I don’t know anymore. As for the oath, I thought she would leave me for Anthony that was why I insisted. Now, she still cannot be my wife God, what have I done?. Although the wedding had been called off but we both insisted that we must get married. The question on every one’s lips is why do we want to do this against the odds? Please advice, Do we tell our parents about the oath? God they would be so disappointed or do we marry different people and both die, or better still, get married, bring sicklers into the world and allow them to suffer? as I write this piece, Mandy is already a wreck and I am totally confused. What do we do?

slimyem: things have happened on this thread...
Damn!

The dumb thread has lost it's virginity. . .

shymmex: Sissy, I stay getting the pum - and you stay rubbing your chest on the tits.

Enough! You've described your father Enough na. . . How did he manage to get your mom pregnant?


Nice thread BTW.

dabrake: Please do me a favour. Try activating you cow s[b]hit[/b]t designed brain. It can, in the nearest future, save your intellectual dwarfism from being exposed. Now go and study for your jamb exams. At least, you are sure of a 30 in the UOE. I know it's hard for you to assimilate but you just have to try but should you find it difficult, I can always be of help. Creating a serial port that will enable an easy pluggin of a minimum of a 2gb flashdrive/memory card into the head of a workshop experiment constructed by an amateur apprentice is a 3min job for me. I'm just trying to help you as you know your dull-brain, down-turned in a sinistral orthogonal direction is no fault of d.brake. One more thing, tell idowuogbo to clean you up. You look like sh11t

Help your mother. . . And support the ministry of your father. Obfuscated half blind bat! Why are you such an idi[i]o[/i]t? Why? Help those that really need you!

See the rubbish you are spewing. . . Flash drive and all the blah! At least you spelled correctly this time. . . Apart from pluggin

Your intellect is only as tall as my smallest shoe, so shut tha hell up! Fool!

shymmex: Killz a la vaseline killer, your game is wack! You're the type who befriends every girl but NEVER get the pum, but probably just rub your chest on their tits. When real men talk, sissies shut the hell up. Shut up, and go slap your mum and dad like you always do.

O boy. . . Real men? You? Real men?

Are real men also real dumb? Take a look at this : Are Nigerian Girls In Nigeria Really Ugly?

That was from a real dumbass. . .

shymmex: Thanks, G!!

That's how to reply to a post. I beg you, please teach faggit arse killz a la vaseline killer, what courtesy and being sane means.

Your father. . .

shymmex: You're slow!! If your IQ was higher than 20, you would know that HEADLINES make people inquisitive. It's a mind thing! I created the thread not because I think Nigerian girls are ugly - but it's reversed psychology, to enable a discourse. I guess you're to dumb to understand that, but your insecurities got the best of you.

You're uncouth and ignorant, and a wise man once told me that "the loudest and the most confrontational is always the weakest." I'll just leave you to your stupidity, and I'm not surprised at the way you're so quick to curse out my parents - I guess that's the same way you talk to your parents at home.

Stick to wanking, and stay away from my NL screen name - I don't like FAGGITS!!

Tell your father all that. . . He's the wanking expert. . . Not me! You have explained all the styles and method's he uses. . .
Say hi to your ugly mother and tell her Nigerian Girls don't look like her. . .

dabrake: mr-heineken-gulping-alligator-skinned-tom-cruise, it will do the next generation a lot of good if you marry a virgin. Your mum (dis)honoured you preety much. Allowing many men father a necrophile was really a thumbs down to say the least but there is still hope for this m.as.tu.rb.at.in.g gadget. Why not try injecting yourself with 12mol of hydrogen cyanide? Believe me, it will correct a lot of [b]anomalities in your body system because the fortran77 programmers did a mediocre job on you.[/b] It is the greatest negligence in the IT world if a programmer's software is being installed without it being debugged.

Your father did that? Did it work? Why is he so gay? I heard he was sacked after being caught by security cameras. . . Wanking!

You fool. There is nothing like anomalities. . . It's anomalies! I know you are dumb, just quit proving me right!

Fcck the programmer that programmed your mom. For without her, there wouldn't be a dumb arse idiot as yourself. Imagine fortran on a woman. . . Why she no go misbehave?

shymmex: What's wrong with asking questions and trying to clarify a wrong perception - to get a better picture? You're a pillock, and I wish I could meet you in person and knock out your teeth for chatting shyte about my dad. Faggit, I don't need a visa to come to Nigeria, you stupid phuck.

self-servicer, stick to wanking, you phucking sissy. You're probably one of the reasons why homos have been rejected in Nigeria - you phucking booty bandit, butt pirate, and booty ganker. Please, wear pampers when you post on my thread next time. Your time is up now, phuck off - I don't chat to homoerectus!!

Jeez, your father had quite a homo history. . . And you are quite a fast learner. . .
How about starting another thread to find out if there's really okada in Nigeria? Ode. You don't need a visa to come to Nigeria, neither do you need a visa for being so dumb, st[i]u[/i]pid and simple minded. Thinking Nigerian girls in Nigeria are ugly because your mother is ugly? Or you wanted to confirm why your dad stuck to vaseline? I don't tolerate bullshit. You posted bullshit. So you believe you had a wrong perception now, fool? So why asking for a defence of your own foolish assimilation and perception of idiocy by a fellow random attention seeking idi[i]o[/i]t, well versed in the art/act of opening pathetic and pointedly pointless threads about Nigerian girls, call them ugly, and then hit up the first Nigerian girl that comments, after her profile pic proves you + him to be idi[i]o[/i]ts?

Fckking hypocritical excesses!

shymmex: Are you dumb, silly or suffer from amnesia? Where did I call Nigerian girls ugly? I was just asking questions; based on a thread created by someone yesterday. If you're a pu.s.sy-whipped negroid, good luck to you; but don't bring your stupidity around me. Learn to read carefully, and comprehend before posting silly comments.

Killz, the only thing you kill are your palm and your vaseline you self-service with every night, your game is wack. You're a phony, and quit that 'Mr. nice guy' bs; you're a sissy and a faggit.

I'm not. . . But you are all of the above + More! Asking ladies to defend themselves over what an idi[i]o[/i]t said? And you call yourself sane? The person that granted you visa should be shot!

Like i said earlier, your st[i]u[/i]pid father is pussywhipped, and he taught you the art of wanking. . . I mean, how else could you explain how you know so much about wanking with vaseline?

dabrake: half past 4 eyes? That must be your N200.00 father. How about you attending pastor chris' healing school so as for him to uninstall the tested-and-trusted-mast[b]urba[/b]ting-machine your ngwa people condemned your destiny to? At least, you will be fit to be grouped in the set of humans. Lest I forget, I hope you are preparing for next year utme exams? I beleive you are aware JAMB will begin granting albinos priviledge to sit for utme from next year.

Your father should be shot! What incoherency. Which ngwa people? Do you believe everything you read on NL? Unlike you, NONE of my info on NL is real!

You are a fool! If JAMB is granting them privilege, Good luck to them. So, how does that make your father less gay, or your Mum, for raising an idi[i]o[/i]t for a son?

The half past 4 eyes you inherited from your mother of course. . .

shymmex: You look cute, tho

What part of Naija are you based?

That's why you are an idi[i]o[/i]t! So she's looking cute?

Is your's a severe case of myopia? What's it with you idiots these days. . . You generalize, call them ugly and then check out girls profiles to test your idiocy.

shymmex: You're a sissy! Just because you're pu.ss.ywhipped don't mean every guy should be like you. Why can't you go phuck yourself?

dabrake: Classifying you among the g[b]a[/b]ys is a priviledge. At least they have blood(dark brown colour) unlike you who was deposited with 7litres of Yoruba in your system. You should be grateful to God almighty that I'm trying to grant you breakthrough from the curses your flesh eating ngwa people placed on you during birth

Nah It's only a privilege to your father. If you really love him, help him out. Yoruba is in his system, so blame that for his erratic tendencies. . . Fcck you, fcck your grant for a break thru. Slap yourself for thinking of a breakthrough for another, when your dumb "roots" are screaming for a breakthrough. St[i]u[/i]pid boy! . . . Grant a breakthrough to your father, and one to your mother. Cursed they are, for having an idi[i]o[/i]t for a son, and then, deal with your half past/quarter after 4 eyes first . . . Idi[i]o[/i]t!